2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Married To The Queen Of Garbage w/ Kevin Ryan & H Foley (Are You Garbage?) | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Mon, 24 Feb 2025
Register for the 2Bears 5K at http://www.2bears5k.com, happening May 4th in Tampa Bay, Florida. Don't miss out on the early bird pricing! SPONSORS: This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/BEARS and get 10% off your first month. Secure your online data TODAY by visiting https://ExpressVPN.com/bears. Your summer wardrobe awaits! Get 20% off @chubbies with the code cave at https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/cave #chubbiespod Head to https://policygenius.com/BEARS to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save. It's another week of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura joined by a pair of guest bears, the Are You Garbage? boys Kevin Ryan and H. Foley! They've got a documentary special coming out and they talk all about the intimacies of behind the scenes moments and the classic comedy bit of shitting your pants on camera. Christina P had the pleasure of recently appearing on Are You Garbage and the trio give the "Queen of Garbage" her flowers. They also talk about how insane Philadelphia got when they won the Super Bowl, the importance of mean old coaches, getting thrown out of restaurants, financial goals, being a big baller when the bill comes, shady banks, and the homicidal shenanigans of Tom's kids. Check it out! 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 277 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:05:10 - Crapping Your Pants On Film 00:16:36 - Restaurant Chaos & Philly Super Bowl Bliss 00:24:05 - Clip: Old Mean Coach 00:30:18 - The Queen Of Garbage 00:38:49 - Tom's Kids 00:48:48 - This Is Not Financial Advice 00:55:08 - Shady Banks & Money Goals 01:03:08 - What's Next? 01:09:48 - Big Baller Bills Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Chapter 1: What is the Two Bears 5K event all about?
Hey guys, quick reminder about the Two Bears 5K with me, Tommy, and Jelly Roll in Tampa. May 4th at Raymond James Stadium. Do not miss out on the early bird pricing because that will go away at the end of the month. Prices rise on March 1st. Get off the couch. Get on Strava. Jelly's on there. They'll get you to a 5K. You can do it with us. Meet us in Tampa. Go to TwoBears5K.com to register.
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Chapter 2: How did Kevin Ryan and H. Foley create their documentary special?
Welcome to another episode of Two Heirs, One Cave. This is an exciting day here. The sexual energy is thriving. It's charging. I can feel it in my bones. And we're really happy to tell you guys that on February 25th, you can check out the all-new Route 66 tour comedy special. It's coming out on YouTube. And these are the guys behind it. Give it up for the RU Guard.
garbage guys kevin and h foley everybody what's up guys um good to see you thanks for having us of course it's so good to see you congratulations thank you special thank you this is a documentary special yeah that encompasses are you garbage with the with the crowd stand up yeah and i think actually it's the thing that people want to see the most which is like the bits the off off stage fun shit like yeah
On the bus, fucking around in restaurants.
Uh-huh, that's exactly what it is.
Dumping out salt shakers. Whatever you do for fun. But it has it all.
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Chapter 3: What happened during the disastrous bus tour?
Yeah, it was very, like, through the bus, I mean, because we are just dirtbags. We just did this ourselves. I just started calling bus rental places, and I'm like, can we have a bus? They're like, sure. But we got a bus from like 1981, maybe.
You got a purposely bad old bus?
No, it was just like, that's what, I mean.
That's got a lot of character to it.
It felt like we were in like a log cabin in the 80s. It was fucking, dude, the seats were ripped. It was fucking bad.
How many people were on the bus with you?
Nine guys. Nine dudes. Nine dudes. Nice. So it was me, him, two openers, Sam and Tommy, a tour manager, and then the crew was three people and a producer. And a bus driver who hated our guts. We thought he was either deaf or didn't speak English for the first four days. And it turned out he just didn't like us.
Didn't like us at all. Because were you guys, like, rowdy? No.
I mean, probably a little bit, but nothing like. What did he not like about you? Just our faces.
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Chapter 4: What was the experience of shitting your pants on camera?
per se yeah and um yeah we got to the place where we're getting the bus fixed and you know something happened i didn't realize fucking uh luke our producer was running around like the school newspaper filming me and dude meanwhile he's got a lava like we are we're only day seven of production was under the radar was it running down your legs was it like no no it wasn't not he threw the underweight i
underwear away. Yeah, I had to get rid of the underwear. Didn't break the upper atmosphere. He kept the shorts on, though, for the rest of the day, which is a wild choice.
That would have been a dead giveaway, I figured. Oh, so it was just to, like, save face.
Yeah.
Yeah. So we got there. Were there stains on it? I mean, Tommy. From the outside?
Could you be like, oh, these are... Well, they were dark basketball shorts. Okay. So...
Yeah, they were staying. At a glance, I could have maybe sat in some water or something like that. I remember when I was with my dad one time, and we were in Portland, Maine. And we went out. He was like, let's go get lobster. And so we got lobster. And then we walked. It's like a father-son trip. By the way, it's like I'm fucking 40. I mean, this is like a few years ago. And we get back.
to the we're in the hotel lobby and he's like i gotta take a shit so he just goes to the lobby bathroom and i go up to the room we're sharing a room sure so i go into the bathroom of the hotel room we're in and i'm sitting there taking a shit and then i don't know a minute later i hear I go, what's up? He goes, me. I go, I thought you fucking were using the bathroom downstairs.
He's like, I shit my pants. And I go, okay. So he's like, hurry up. I go, I'm on the toilet, man. Like, hold on. So I clean up. I get out, and he's like, I shit my pants. I go, what happened? He's like, well, I was walking in, and it was five feet too far. So I was like, okay. So he goes in there. He cleans up. And then he comes out, and he's telling me the story.
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