Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's Mom Joins OnlyFans | Your Mom's House Ep. 794
Wed, 22 Jan 2025
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Chapter 1: What surprising new chapter is Charo starting?
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Okay, let's go. Sounds like we're ready.
What's normal?
We're normal. We're more normal than most people in the world.
Chapter 2: How did Charo become the star of the vacation?
Honestly. You put the headphones on. Yeah.
I think it should be better.
Churro, do you want to button your sweater so that your tetas don't?
That's a good part of me.
I think you should button it. Oh, shit. What do you want me to button? Button your sweater. Button it.
Oh, I thought I was showing something.
No, she thinks it looks better buttoned.
I'm telling you, as somebody who, you know, you just want it.
Yeah.
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Chapter 3: What are the reactions to Charo's OnlyFans idea?
If you want the show to have class and good scenes. No, we don't. What do you think of my drawing of Tom?
I can see it.
I love it.
I love it. And this one? You did that? She did that. Get out.
Do you think that looks like me, though?
No.
Okay.
But it's a good story. Thank you. I'm working. It's so weird.
No.
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Chapter 4: What hilarious TikToks did they react to?
Welcome! Hey, hey, hey, hey!
You're Austin's newest celebrity resident. How does it feel to be here?
Oh, my God. Where do I start? The fact that just being here close to you guys and be able to see each other every weekend, it's just glorious. I don't know.
I don't know. What's wrong with you?
Are you okay?
I think that headphones on your cheek and not on your ear. Can you push it back to your ear?
Is that what you're laughing?
No, no, no.
Careful with the mug on the thing. Okay, okay, okay. So, um... Yeah, friendly.
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Chapter 5: How did the LA wildfires impact the episode?
Always?
Not him, the song. Ah, que demonita. Which one? Oh, he's here. No.
Yeah.
No, no, we're just, we're not supposed to talk during that whole time. But, okay, let's get into it. First of all, did you like that clip? No, you did not like it. I don't remember the clip.
The guy.
What? No. You don't think he's cute? I think he's really cute. Yeah, he kind of looks like me. A little bit. Look to both of you. Christina. I think he's hot. Christina, you can have him. Okay, I don't know if Tommy is attracted to you because if you like that guy and you like Tommy, maybe with Tommy she sees similarities. I do, I do. I see similarities myself. Actually, you have the glasses.
I have the glasses, I have the beard. I have the chest hair and the hair.
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Chapter 6: What is the deal with Charo's coffee preferences?
And the nose is spot on. Yes, and then you feel like you're so cool and you open the robe.
It's sort of like my brother's out there somewhere.
Yes.
Wait, is this my brother?
Or are you faking?
Is this my brother?
No. That's when I used to inflate you and put it back in there. I did it. I did it.
What did you do?
Change you.
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Chapter 7: How did the conversation shift towards psychedelics?
That was funny.
I'm sitting here like this. She's sitting behind me, right? And she's holding on. And she'd go, slow down. I was like, we're good. And she'd go, you are good.
And then intentionally, Christina, no. Then he would go like, you know. But you were good. Yeah.
But you didn't like that he was going too fast.
No, he was going extreme. In fact, he kept accelerating the more scared I got.
Yeah.
And then, I don't remember. And then what?
She doesn't remember. I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know. Can't lift the cup.
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Chapter 8: What funny clips were shown during the episode?
You want a hot one? We'll bring you a hot one.
Thank you.
Please. Okay, now back to the microphone. We were just talking about how great the vacation was.
And really it was because of your positive attitude.
And you also ate more shrooms than anybody. Remember?
I want to talk about the real thing. It's a stupid story. No, I'm serious. Serious is what I'm going to say. Number one, you could not dream for any human being with billions and billions in total to have a better gift of this vacation with you guys. It was above and beyond any expectation in my short life.
And also, might I say you've embraced, at your age, if you might, it's okay saying you're 80 years old, 80 years young. and that you've embraced, I would say, such a cool lifestyle, the lifestyle I want to have. You're into all kinds of things. May I say? Yeah. You're into edibles now?
Yeah, psychedelics.
Psychedelics?
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