Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Mike Birbiglia Cracked Up The Pope | Your Mom's House Ep. 810
Wed, 14 May 2025
Don't forget to watch Mike Birbiglia's new special "The Good Life" streaming on Netflix May 26th! Get tickets for Tom’s Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: - Make life easier by getting harder and discover your options at https://BlueChew.com! Try your first month of BlueChew FREE when you use promo code YMH -- just pay $5 shipping. - Go to https://helixsleep.com/YMH for 27% Off Sitewide + Free Bedding Bundle (Sheet Set and Mattress Protector) with any Luxe or Elite Mattress Order. Exclusive for listeners of Your Mom's House! - Head to https://www.squarespace.com/MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code MOM. This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom Segura and Christina P are joined by storytelling savant, Broadway boy, and sleepwalking legend Mike Birbiglia! Tom and Christina kick off the show glazing Tom's newly released Netflix series Bad Thoughts. They also check out some wild clips that include a fat as shit Steven Seagal, Daddy Reecie laying down the law, farting girls, gay walls, and threesome with a mother that'll make your skin crawl (or turn you on?) The Main Mommies also chime in on convicted SA-er Gerard Depardieu peeing on a plane. Who does that remind you of? If you said "Bert", you're probably right. Mike Birbiglia next enters the Mommy Dome and dives deep into how he went from sleepwalking out a window to developing one-man shows, hitting Broadway, and being in a Taylor Swift video. He shares how his religious parents reacted to his material, what it’s like entertaining the Pope, and how becoming a dad has shifted his lens on life, comedy, and swim meets. Plus, they also talk bad radio shows, booking nightmares, bouncing checks, comedy condos full of pubes, and that time Uber warned Tom about a shootout. Mike and Tom also get into legacies, asking their dads the tough questions, and what it's like raising kids who could not care less about their famous dads. Plus Enny still does not likes gay stuff and CP’s lipstick is still poppin’! Your Mom’s House Ep. 810 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:39 - Bad Thoughts Reactions 00:06:32 - Opening Clip: Daddy Reecie 00:08:43 - Messing With Corpses 00:15:17 - Gérard Depardieu Is a Fat Knucklehead 00:27:04 - Gay Stuff 00:35:16 - Enny Is Not Amused 00:40:09 - Clip: Do What You Do Best 00:41:50 - Clip: Katy Perry’s Dance Moves 00:43:58 - Clip: Bert Beat Diabetes 00:45:40 - Mike Birbiglia’s Good Life 00:52:40 - Sleepwalking & Storytelling 01:00:38 - Bringing Comedy To Broadway 01:05:38 - Chaotic Comedy Clubs 01:14:59 - Terrible Morning Radio 01:19:13 - Comedy Hacks 01:21:44 - Mike's Dad Doesn't Get What He Does 01:25:03 - Mike Birbiglia Met The Pope 01:30:21 - Raising Boys vs Girls 01:34:08 - Is It Cake & Taylor Swift 01:37:31 - Parents: Death and Connection 01:47:29 - Wrap Up 01:48:25 - Closing Song - Gay Questions by Mc FluidBond Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Chapter 1: What is Tom Segura's new Netflix series 'Bad Thoughts' about?
What's everybody next Thursday, May 22nd. I'll be bringing my come together tour to Springfield, Massachusetts to mass mutual center. Get tickets now at Tom's girl.com slash tour. I cannot wait to see you there.
Welcome. Welcome to your mom's house.
Okay. Let's go fart dogs. Let's go.
Shark Week. It's a bad week.
Sharkisha, no.
That's a deep cut.
Deep cut.
Sharkisha, no. That took the intern webs by storm.
That was also a ghost crew track back in the day. Hello and welcome to another episode of your mom's house podcast. Yeah.
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Chapter 2: What is the story behind the corpse abuse at Med2Market?
Bad Thoughts is out, but it's been out, right?
It's been out for a week or two.
It comes out tomorrow. Oh, it's been out for a day. Oh, my God. If you haven't yet watched Bad Thoughts, please check it out. It's on Netflix. It was an absolute blast to make this show. Here's the show poster. Oh, wait a minute. That's actually... God, is Burt doing an almost exact same show as me? That's... That's crazy.
I guess Netflix has a hit on their hands and they wanted to make another.
Yeah, they just go with another one. Damn.
He looks good.
He does look good. Who made that? We got to shout him out.
Sorry, let me check.
But anyway, no, it really was an amazing experience to make this show. And I really appreciate if you watch it. If you tell your friends to watch it. Yeah, there's so many great, super talented people in it. Daniela Pineda, Rob Eiler, Kirk Fox, Dan Stevens, Shea Whigham. It goes on and on. So many great, great talented people. And it was so fucking fun to make.
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Chapter 3: Who is Gérard Depardieu and what controversies surround him?
Isn't that crazy? His acting credits go The Sopranos, Bad Thoughts.
Pretty amazing.
That's the last time he acted. It's pretty amazing. He's so good.
He's so talented. And also, I mean, am I allowed to spoiler alert a little bit about there's a Steven Seagal thing?
Yeah, sure.
So I was on just like TikTok scrolling today and Steven Seagal was there. Yeah. And it was a replica of what you were making fun of him as.
I know. The thing that went viral yesterday about him. Yeah. I texted the guys that we made this with and I was like, I don't think we even exaggerated his size because he looks like he's like 5,000 pounds. Yeah.
And Spookily is dressed like the same way that you dressed like him in this show.
Shout out to Mystic Clips. They made the Fat Thoughts trailer for Bert. It's really good. But yeah, Seagal. Did you see that one? Did you see the Seagal thing? By chance? The Seagal short? No, no, no. Just a clip of him. The clip of him that went out yesterday.
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Chapter 4: What kind of 'gay stuff' clips and conversations do the hosts discuss?
You know what I'm talking about? Yeah, yeah. If you don't have it, I could probably... Let me see. I could probably send it to you. I have it. You do have it? Yeah. It's crazy, dude.
Yeah. It really... He looks like the parody of himself.
Yeah, it looks like the exact same thing. You're like, oh, that's just the guy. It's not even an exaggeration.
How do you go from being, I mean, he was really like a hot shit thing.
Look at him. Look at this guy.
It's literally the joke.
Yeah. Somebody messaged me back. I sent them to one of the guys and they were like, wait, is he fatter than your fat suit? And I was like, I mean, it's close. It's actually close.
Tom, I think you nailed it.
I mean, he looks like he's at... First of all, he's a big fuck. A lot of people don't know this, but he's like 6'4". Oh, really? He's a big guy. And he probably looks like he's around 350 there, maybe 360. Wow. Yeah.
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Chapter 5: Who is Mike Birbiglia and what is his new special 'The Good Life' about?
I'm excited and amazed.
I am very excited about it. Um, I really am. It's, uh,
We did the premiere in LA and Austin.
Premiere was really fun. Yeah, the screening was here and then the premiere was there. That was a really good time.
Yeah.
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Chapter 6: How did Mike Birbiglia transition from sleepwalking to Broadway success?
People came out and it was just kind of a festive environment. We danced. Lots of laughs.
We partied. It was a good time.
Well, I did.
You danced for like one song.
Yeah, I enjoyed it. You did? Yeah.
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Chapter 7: What are some funny and chaotic experiences from comedy clubs and radio?
I can't tell when you're having fun.
I had a good time.
Having fun.
I was not like that.
Tom, your show's out today.
Great. Come on.
You seem happy today, though.
No, I am happy.
Your skin looks good.
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Chapter 8: How does Mike Birbiglia reflect on legacy, family, and fatherhood?
Yeah.
Here we go.
Ladies, would you like Daddy Reese to read you a lullaby tonight while you're running your fingers in between your hot thighs?
Don't bring anyone mother to this. Yo mama in the fuckin' stand!
Welcome. Welcome to your mom's house. With Tom Segura. Don't look at me. And
Hot thoughts.
You are so horned up. I got to tell you. Yeah. What's going on? It should be called bad thoughts. It should be called cock thoughts. Because everything out of your brain is just dick, dick.
No. Pussy, pussy.
No. You all right? I'm fine.
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