2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Joey Diaz's Horny Hospital Visit | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Mon, 31 Mar 2025
Check out Bert's new special "Lucky" streaming on Netflix! Tom just announced Fall dates for his Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour. Presale starts April 2nd, use code TOMMY. SPONSORS: - Visit https://tonal.com and use promo code BEARS for $200 off your purchase. - Head to https://acorns.com/bears or download the Acorns app to get started. - Go to https://LiveGood.com/BEARS to save 10% on your first order. - Make friends and grab some merch at https://www.drinkporosos.com/ Joey "CoCo" Diaz is back, baby! This week on 2 Bears 1 Cave, Bert Kreischer welcomes the legend himself, Joey Diaz to join him in the cave. Uncle Joey recently had a health scare and was forced to spend some time in the hospital. He's doing alright now, but the worst part about it all was the blue balls and repressed feelings of horniness he felt. Jose and Bart also talk about falling back in love with comedy, slowing down your touring, the mass comedy exodus of Los Angeles, moving during a pandemic, the early days doing comedy with Rogan, the best Ralphie May stories, comic actors, saying whatever you want, and how important parking spots are in major cities. Enjoy the show! 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 282 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:43 - Falling Back In Love With Comedy 00:08:06 - Early Days With Rogan 00:15:29 - Slowing Down 00:19:49 - Reality Calls 00:30:04 - Parking Perks 00:32:30 - Hospital 00:41:48 - The Podcasting Problem 00:47:19 - Specials & Live Albums 00:52:46 - Ralphie May 01:17:35 - Future Plans, Pandemic Moves, & Los Angeles 01:25:20 - Say Whatever You Want 01:28:29 - Comics & Comic Actors 01:34:01 - Farts & Plugs Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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