Bert Kreischer

My wife and I were in the UK all of March last year.

And everyone's like, fucking hell, what's up with you and that fucking orange buffoon?

And I'm like, I said, you're asking me.

I said, I'm in Cornwall, England.

I said, you'll never meet anyone who's into that motherfucker because they don't have passports.

You know what's funny?

And I get that, you know, hey, I'm not a comic, but it's always, it was the first thing I ever did on stage was attempt some standup when I was 16.

Where?

In Atlanta.

Oh, at this place called the Excelsior Mill.

They were filming like a comedy thing for public television at the time.

And they were real comics.

And the guy that was putting on this show, I didn't know for a while that this is what I would become.

So I was in an acting class.

And the guy who ran this acting class had a... It was called Hump Night Live on Public Access.

And it was a sketch comedy show, but...

I didn't really do any acting in the acting class, but he thought I was really funny.

So I would like do the Hasidic used card.

You know, I loved SCTV.

You know what I mean?