Bert Kreischer

I just don't know how to quit.

I just don't know how to quit.

I just don't know how to quit.

You heard 300 people dying. Nobody can tell me, like, you're breaking the rules, you're doing this wrong. There's no right or wrong. I don't care what it takes. I'm doing this.

You heard 300 people dying. Nobody can tell me, like, you're breaking the rules, you're doing this wrong. There's no right or wrong. I don't care what it takes. I'm doing this.

You heard 300 people dying. Nobody can tell me, like, you're breaking the rules, you're doing this wrong. There's no right or wrong. I don't care what it takes. I'm doing this.

I gotta tell you, Dave... Dave does... I wonder if people... We're gambling people. Would you have put your money on Dave Portnoy to succeed when you met him in high school?

I gotta tell you, Dave... Dave does... I wonder if people... We're gambling people. Would you have put your money on Dave Portnoy to succeed when you met him in high school?

I gotta tell you, Dave... Dave does... I wonder if people... We're gambling people. Would you have put your money on Dave Portnoy to succeed when you met him in high school?

I'm going to say no. I'm going to say no.

I'm going to say no. I'm going to say no.

I'm going to say no. I'm going to say no.

I'm going to say no, and I'm going to say the same about Big Cat.

I'm going to say no, and I'm going to say the same about Big Cat.

I'm going to say no, and I'm going to say the same about Big Cat.

Yeah, we did a... I'm so hungover. We did a bar takeover, and we got Fun Tom. This is the beauty about owning a vodka company with Tom, is Fun Tom shows up every time we do a bar takeover. Every fucking time. Every fucking time Tom ends up on stage. I mean, I just want to tell you how beautiful the women of Chicago are. We walked into the Old Crow Smokehouse last night. In Wrigleyville, yes.

Yeah, we did a... I'm so hungover. We did a bar takeover, and we got Fun Tom. This is the beauty about owning a vodka company with Tom, is Fun Tom shows up every time we do a bar takeover. Every fucking time. Every fucking time Tom ends up on stage. I mean, I just want to tell you how beautiful the women of Chicago are. We walked into the Old Crow Smokehouse last night. In Wrigleyville, yes.

Yeah, we did a... I'm so hungover. We did a bar takeover, and we got Fun Tom. This is the beauty about owning a vodka company with Tom, is Fun Tom shows up every time we do a bar takeover. Every fucking time. Every fucking time Tom ends up on stage. I mean, I just want to tell you how beautiful the women of Chicago are. We walked into the Old Crow Smokehouse last night. In Wrigleyville, yes.

In Wrigleyville, and a woman... Behind the bar, in front of the bar, handed me a remote control and said, press the button. And I went, okay. And I pressed it, and she went, huh. I said, what? She goes, I have a vibrator in my vagina. That turns it on. And I went, let me get my friend real quick.

In Wrigleyville, and a woman... Behind the bar, in front of the bar, handed me a remote control and said, press the button. And I went, okay. And I pressed it, and she went, huh. I said, what? She goes, I have a vibrator in my vagina. That turns it on. And I went, let me get my friend real quick.