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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11
Tue, 06 May 2025
Comedian Iliza Shlesinger and her chef-husband Noah Galuten come by the kitchen so I can show Noah EXACTLY how to make his food… pulling recipes right out of his newest cookbook. And, not gonna lie – I killed it at the sausage bread. Follow Iliza Shlesinger: https://www.instagram.com/ilizas Follow Noah Galuten: https://www.instagram.com/galuten Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/burning or through my promo code BURNING SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg Stream LUCKY on Netflix https://www.netflix.com/title/81713944 PERMISSION TO PARTY WORLD TOUR is on sale now: http://www.bertbertbert.com/tour For all things BERTY BOY PRODUCTIONS: https://bertyboyproductions.com For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Follow Me! Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Threads: https://www.threads.net/@bertkreischer X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER, (800) 327-5050 or visit gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. 888-789-7777/visit ccpg.org (CT) or visit www.mdgamblinghelp.org (MD). 21+ and present in most states. (18+ DC/KY/NH/WY). Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). 1 per new customer. $5+ first-time bet req. Max. $200 issued as non-withdrawable Bonus Bets that expire in 7 days (168 hours). Stake removed from payout. Terms: sportsbook.draftkings.com/promos. Ends 5/18/25 at 11:59 PM ET. Sponsored by DK. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Brody was always on a format online, Periscope.
Oh my God, I forgot about Periscope.
Yeah.
On Twitter.
Yeah. I was really busy.
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Chapter 2: How does Iliza feel about cooking with Bert?
Cheese on the bread, and then lay this on top, and then roll the whole thing.
I fucking love this. Have you seen people do- I saw Guy Fieri, celebrity chef, one of my favorite. Yeah, he's-
Most of it is before.
What's the rest of it for? What's the rest of it for? Here. We have more cheese, right?
Yeah, of course. I don't think it's about that. I don't think it's about us not having enough.
We're not going to run out of cheese.
Yeah. Look, it's Parmesan. But yeah, Guy Fieri.
It's Fieri.
I'll tell you this. I'm Fieri. Well, it's like technically it should be Chef Boyardee. You ever heard that one?
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Chapter 3: What is the secret to making great sausage bread?
You don't know if they didn't say it, maybe.
What does it mean if the edges are burning quicker than the center?
It's probably a little hot.
Okay. Oh, it's very hot.
That setting. Well, it's like, have you ever, got onto an airplane, and sat next to a smoking hot chick?
Once. She had cerebral palsy. I didn't know it because I was so drunk, and I dated her for three days before I found out she had cerebral palsy.
Like, long distance or in person?
In person. It was Soho, cobblestone streets. It's kind of tough to tell. I swear to God. She's a trust fund kid.
Was it like severe cerebral palsy?
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Chapter 4: How do Bert and Iliza met?
He is way smarter than people can credit for. And he's so fucking funny.
He's fucking hysterical.
I watched him on that Shannon Sharp thing where he had a lot of brown liquor and he was very, and he was gesturing a lot and he was up. He's like, I'm Shannon Sharp and I'm on the five yard line. You gonna come through me? And he's just all, he's like so intense.
How about Shannon Sharp? He's doing great now. Yeah. Shannon Sharp?
Shannon Sharp is having a day.
He's really fucking out to prove he's not gay.
He's like, I recorded the sex.
I left it on. Wait, who was the old, somebody like, first of all, I'm not gay. Who had that press conference way back in the day? Donald Trump. This was like, I can't remember now.
Shanna Sharpe, they came out and said Shanna Sharpe was gay, and this dude was like, I'll prove I'm not.
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Chapter 5: What are the challenges of cooking at home?
Get a shot of this Vuv Klinko.
Do you see this? Let's see what the. Now we're partying. Shut the fuck up. Look at that cross section. You see that? You get it?
Are you gonna show how hard Bert is? Yeah, where's the... Damn. Where's that poker camera that shows with the hand he's hiding? What's it called, the hole cam?
Oh my God. Can I argue that this, I'm gonna put it up like this. Yeah, there you go. So we see it. Mm-hmm. This is all you.
And look at the bake on the bottom. I know. Look how nice that is. We say bake.
Sauce this. Mm-hmm. Sauce this. Do we need, we'll put some pecorino marijuana. I'm starting to get to the age where I'm stopping to say the whole word. Like I know the word in my head, but I go, I'm not gonna say all of it.
We were talking about this yesterday. You can see how Italian-Americans became Italian-Americans. Where they said things like mozzarella.
Here, I'll let you guys put your own cheese on.
Just like at a classy restaurant.
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Chapter 6: How does Noah's cooking compare to Bert's?
It just ended in New Zealand.
You're done.
You can buy tickets in Europe. The new tour is on sale. Yeah, my tour starts in Tallinn, Estonia in September. I wanted to do an Eastern Europe tour. I did. And it's taken like three years to put together.
Really? You're going to Estonia?
Mm-hmm.
What's the first joke out of your hour? Do you remember it still?
Yeah.
What is it?
That I had a little boy. You want me to do the whole joke right now?
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