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# 659 - Zane Lamprey & the Buc-ee’s Cleanse

Wed, 15 Jan 2025

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I sit down with comedian and tv host, Zane Lamprey. We talk about his world record, Three Sheets, Anthony Bourdain, the secret to partying forever, and much more! Check out his new special “Zane Lamprey Medium Club” here: https://zanelamprey.com  Follow Zane YT: https://www.youtube.com/zanesworld IG: https://www.instagram.com/zanelamprey  --------------------------------------------------- Sponsors: Magic Spoon - Get 5 dollars off your next order at https://MagicSpoon.com/BERTCAST  Acorns - Head to https://acorns.com/bertcast or download the Acorns app to start saving and investing for your future today! BetterHelp - Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/bert  Liquid I.V. -  Get 20% off your first order of Liquid I.V. when you go to http://liquidiv.com and use code BERT at checkout. Tecovas - Get 10% off at https://tecovas.com/BERT when you sign up for email and texts. --------------------------------------------------- SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg  For all TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com  For Fully Loaded: https://fullyloadedfestival.com   For Merch: https://store.bertbertbert.com  YouTube▶ http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer  X▶ http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer   Facebook▶ http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer   Instagram▶ http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer   TikTok▶ http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer  Text Me▶ https://my.community.com/bertkreischer  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Chapter 1: What is the Buc-ee’s Cleanse?

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I haven't even reached status quo yet. So what is this? My baseline.

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It is a pumpkin Moscow mule with corrosive vodka.

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Oh, wow. Thank you. I appreciate that you said it the way you said it. Is there pumpkin in it? There's pumpkin.

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There's pumpkin spice. There's pumpkin spice. There's ginger beer and the piece de resistance.

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This is very good. It's really tasty. And you know what I like about a mixed drink? I like it when how quickly it works. It does work pretty quick. What's okay. Hold on. I want to get back to, I want to get back to Portland. It's a quick story.

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At the end of the story, we had it. My wife was in love with it. It was an incredible house. I'll show it to you just because it's, you know, this is what this money buys you there.

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Yeah.

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But then we put an offer in, countered, accepted. We're doing it. I'm accepting of this. I can get it. It's like 15 minutes to the airport. I can get where I need to get. And it works. She wants to be there.

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Portland's a great comedy scene, too.

Chapter 2: How did Zane Lamprey become a comedy icon?

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Just one stick. into 16 ounces of, whoa, I missed that. 16 ounces of water is better than 16 ounces of water alone. I'm telling you right now, I'm obsessed with hydration. You know that. Honestly, I credit my hydration levels to my sleep scores. I see them together. I kill a liquid IV before bed. And right now, you know what I know? I'm going to get a great sleep score.

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So here's what happened. I was doing three sheets and it... Just the demeanor of the show and everything. And I give a lot of credit to Mike Kelly, who's the creative genius behind putting it together.

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Just pull up three sheets. Pull up like a three-sheet something. I don't need the audio. I just want to see again what it looks like. Keep going. I'm so sorry.

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Three sheets, big wieners.

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Three sheets.

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No, do not write that. And so... There's makeup. So the first... Yeah, you can press any of these. I'll tell you a quick story about this. So I called up... This is the very first episode. No, no, this is... I have the flu here. This is in Wales. This is the second episode. I got sick when we were in Ireland, which was the first episode. And... Oh, no, this is Ireland. I'm sorry.

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That shot you just saw was... This is shot in Wales. That's in Wales. But this is the... What is it? Oh, it's seeing that I have the flu. Okay, let me explain. Okay. I tried to get the rights to this two, three sheets and I didn't know who owned it. It might be paramount and I might be killing myself for saying this. And so I reached out to them and said, I want to revive three sheets.

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Can we talk about me buying the rights? And they said, no. Just no.

Chapter 4: What is the story behind Three Sheets?

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Not equal, but continue. I can still move to Florida and I'll get love.

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They would be, you would, you would be, you know, you were, yeah. All of your sins are washed away.

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Florida is like, Florida really is home. And what's wild about Florida is, you know, we were just, I was just homecoming. Yeah. Whatever. Like two weeks ago. Yeah. A week ago. Yeah. And, uh, Florida is such a small town, ultimately, that as I'm walking through the parking lot, people are stopping me. And Pete, my assistant, always is like, keep it moving, get a picture.

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And people always, when they, you know, they'll be like, hey, my brother knows you. All right. And usually in life, you're like, really? And they're like, yeah, he's a comedian. He's from Wisconsin. I think he opened to you for you once. And you're like, yeah. In Florida? Yeah. The second I got into the parking lot, this little girl goes, hey, you know my dad? And I go, really?

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She goes, Clint Brady. And I went, hold on. You're Clint Brady's kid? Yeah. I go, Clint Brady shouldn't have this much of an attractive daughter. Then I take another two steps. And this kid goes, you know my uncle? I said, who's your uncle? He goes, Mike Minner. And I go, hold on, bitch, who's your dad? And he goes, Chuck Minner. I go, I know your fucking dad. And he goes, he's right there.

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Would you like to say hi to him? And I was like, and he goes, you know my dad? And I'm like, bitch, I know your grandfather. Like I know, I know, I know your aunt. I know your other uncle. I met your mom. I know everyone in your fucking family. And so it's crazy. But like in Florida, if someone says they know me, they actually do. Yeah, it's a good chance. Yeah, exactly.

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Yeah, exactly. Um, so I'll say the, the, the Bourdain thing. So I, um, uh, I did, I did three sheets. It, it was well-received, which is, which was great because it was, it was, it was me. Like it was, I just got to be authentic. And this is the one thing when people meet me and like, is Bert really the way that he is? I'm like, yes, Bert.

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What's great about Burt, and I think what is sort of a reason for your success, too, is that you just are who you are, and you're never pulling back from that. Whereas some people you know, they're like, hold on, I got to get in my show space, my head space, or whatever it is. You're just like, no, no, no, I'm just walking out there. I'm me on stage, I'm me off stage. And so...

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food network wanted, they're like, we love three sheets. We respect that this obscure channel that it's on, but can you guys, the production company, cause you, can you create one for us? And so this guy, the network was a fan of three sheets who was running food network at the time. And so then he, I just hit normal from the alcohol. Thank you. Now I feel like myself. This is great. Yeah.

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