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Chapter 1: What is the Permission to Party World Tour?
you've never been with a black woman no never kissed one uh what does that mean what's that i don't know if she's black what what what else is the possibilities well she said she was black but people say she's not black okay do you know her no i don't know about that but The Permission to Party World Tour kicks off September 18th in Rockford, Illinois. The 19th in Milwaukee. The 20th in St.
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Oh, yeah. Oh, we ready?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You ready? Fuck yeah, I'm ready. Let's go.
What culture is more fun, being gay or being black?
Being black.
Really?
Yeah, because white people got too much involvement in being gay. Oh, that's fucking perfect. So, absolutely being black. I think most black gay people feel like they black first, gay second. You know what I'm saying? Now, being black and gay in a black and gay space
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Chapter 2: What culture is more fun: being gay or being black?
I guess we're going to have to fuck the shit out of her so she can get in line. And I'm like, what's the deal with white guys and their moms and stuff?
It's stepmoms. It's stepmoms. What's that about? I think the divorce rate is so high. I mean, it really speaks to the divorce rate in this country that we're having a genre entirely based on. Like, if we could just keep marriages together, I think we wouldn't have that at all. But I think so many kids lose touch.
They move in with their dad and their dad bangs some hot fucking 27-year-old chick that's just like 10 years older than them. And they fantasize about that.
And I think that is a. But why is she always a mess? Like this genre I discovered is like the stepmom is like a fucking mess.
I never listen with the volume on.
I got to get the plot for me to get in.
Yeah, I never... I'm a girl.
I got to know why they're doing it. I'm like, why are they fucking her? I need the story.
I need... I don't mind stepmom. I think stepfather, stepdaughter is gross.
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Chapter 3: How do gay and straight friendships differ?
Chapter 4: What does it mean to hold space?
There was a, a Christian singer, like a gospel singer. Martin Luther King didn't have a closer. He was like, you know,
think I heard something like he didn't write that he didn't write it yeah someone said tell him about your dream Martin and he goes I have a dream and everyone's like that's good and he's like I think I got something here I have a dream and he closed on it but it was this it was this chick's idea and I thought that was crazy I also thought I assumed that's where he was assassinated was during that speech that's why that speech was made famous it wasn't it was at the hotel at the hotel and Jesse Jackson was standing at the hotel yeah yeah
Yeah, I don't know. Maybe I got to make those little keychains.
You got to. You got to.
Somebody downstairs, get on it. Find out. I want a price point.
I'll team up with the fat fellas. You got to do those little lucky ones. You got to change his fit, though.
Oh, like?
Some luck fit.
Like a green outfit?
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Chapter 5: How do comedians navigate identity?
Yeah.
But like, I'm going to do my weird shit. You know what I mean?
I do. I do. When I first moved to New York. I had an epiphany. I live with two gay women. And I didn't know they were gay at first. I dated one of the chicks.
So did you make her gay?
I think I made a couple of people. You ever hear those guys that are like, I could switch you back. I was like, I switched them over. I switched a bunch. I'm not even, I got like a couple under my belt.
For real?
For real. Damn. First one happened when I was 16.
This is a documentary. You should find out what you were doing. See if there's a trend.
Might be the way I kiss.
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Chapter 6: What is the significance of luck vs. hard work in success?
Just blow me, man.
I mean, but think about what's our potential with this? Like, as creative types, I mean, you have created hit shows, worked on hit shows. As a creative, what do you see? How do you see your, look at this. These are AI. That's not a real person. She's got an OnlyFans. She gets $11,000 a month.
I just feel like someone's got to, like, be the Frodo of this thing and throw the ring back into Mordor. And just blow this shit up, bro. Yeah. Like, this shit is weak. This is fucking bad, dog.
Kind of looks like Dorothy Cummings when she was having her fall apart.
I don't think there's any potential that's good.
This shit is just going to be... Yeah, there's no... I mean, I think we've gone too far east.
It's over with. It's over. And the kids below us that are just coming up only in this understanding of the world, the detachment that they're going to have from, you know what I mean? Like we have a reference point. Soon there's going to be no reference point. It's all just going to be that.
Oh my God. That is the, we have a reference point.
Yeah. It's going to go away.
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