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Something’s Burning: Sober Coins + SAA with Noel Miller + JR De Guzman | S5 E06
Tue, 01 Apr 2025
Comedians Noel Miller and JR De Guzman come by the kitchen to chat while I make them black bean mole and corn fritters… And the topics are WILD – everything from JR’s hot mom to sex after pregnancy. We also deep dive Noel’s ethnicity, talk about sex addicts anonymous, and create a hit song. Follow Noel Miller: https://www.instagram.com/thenoelmiller Follow JR De Guzman: https://www.instagram.com/jrdguz This episode is brought to you by Graza. Head to https://Graza.co and use BURNING to get 10% off of TRIO which includes Sizzle, Frizzle and Drizzle, and get to cookin’ your next chef-quality meal! SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg Stream LUCKY on Netflix https://www.netflix.com/title/81713944 Register to join us in Tampa, FL (or virtually) for the 2 Bears, 5K on May 4, 2025! https://www.2bears5k.com PERMISSION TO PARTY WORLD TOUR is on sale now: http://www.bertbertbert.com/tour For all things BERTY BOY PRODUCTIONS: https://bertyboyproductions.com For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Follow Me! Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Threads: https://www.threads.net/@bertkreischer X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Black Bean Mole, Street Corn Fritters with Chili Lime Crema Black Bean Mole * ½ LBS crumbled chorizo * 1 cup chopped onion * 1 cup chopped sweet red pepper * Garlic cloves * 1 can black beans * 1 can pinto beans * 1 can black-eyed peas * 1 ½ cups tomatillo salsa * 1 cup chili sauce * 2 TBSP honey * 1 TBSP instant coffee granules * 1 tsp cinnamon * 3 ounces semi-sweet chocolate * Queso fresco * Avocado * Tortillas 1. Preheat oven to 375 2. In large skillet, cook chorizo, onion, red pepper, and garlic over medium heat untul chorizo is browned 3. Add remaining ingredients and mix well 4. Bake, uncovered for 40 minutes 5. Sprinkle with queso fresco, serve with avocado and warmed tortillas Street Corn Fritters * 3 cups frozen corn kernels, defrosted * ½ cup diced red onion * 1 diced jalapeno * ½ cup finely minced cilantro * 1 cup shredded cotija/chihuahua cheese * 1 cup flour * 2 TBSP cornmeal * 1 ½ tsp baking powder * Salt and pepper * 2 tsp tajin * 1 tsp garlic powder * 1 cup half and half * 2 eggs * Cotija cheese crumbled * Frying oil 1. Combine everything except half and half, eggs, and crumbled cotija 2. Beat eggs then add to mixture with half and half 3. Form patties then fry in oil 4. Top with chili lime crema and cotija cheese crumbles Chili Lime Crema * ½ cup sour cream * ½ lime, juiced and zested * 1 tbsp cilantro * 1 tsp chili powder * Salt to taste 1. Whisk all ingredients together and chill Berty-Boy-Rita (Vodka Margarita) * 2 Oz. Por Osos Vodka * 1 oz. Cointreau or triple sec * ¾ oz. lime juice * ½ oz. orange juice * Tajin 1. Mix all liquids, shaking well. Put tajin on the rim of your glass and pour over ice. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Chapter 1: What is the main topic of this episode?
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So, yeah, I went to SAA. It's like... Sexual Assault Anonymous?
Guys, I've been raped in two days. Oh, way to go. If you had to do a different job in this business, what job would you want to do?
I'd do a different job in this business.
You'd have to stay in this business.
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Chapter 2: What is Sexual Addicts Anonymous (SAA)?
Yeah, yeah, there is.
Or is there?
I don't know. Those are crazy brown eyes. I could be Thai-Swedish.
That's true, that's true. Do you talk about it on stage? No. You leave it a mystery? I do, yeah. I think it's fun. Dude, you could make so much more money.
All you gotta do is, wait, you know what you do? Just change your ethnicity when you go to a city that's big.
Exactly.
If you're in San Francisco, you're like, Mahola Makita. Makita? Mahal Kita. Is that how you say it? I love you. Mahal kita. Mahal kita. You know, Joe texts that to me, and we're in the fucking, I'm getting a cab in the city, and the guy's like, I'm from the Philippines. I go, oh, really? I said, I know Joe Coy, and he goes, no, you don't. And I said, no, I really do.
And he goes, I promise you, you don't. I said, no, I really do. And he was like, I know a lot about Philippine culture just through Joe. So he guys pulls me up to my tour bus. He goes, oh, yeah. And then I go, mahal kita. And he was like, huh? I just told my fucking cab driver I loved him. I thought it was like, what's up? Yeah, yeah. You said it so chill. Yeah. I love you, man.
I feel like Joe is kind of like a legend in our people.
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Chapter 3: How does ethnicity play a role in identity?
Oh, I was wondering when I was getting my drink. I was sitting here going, like, fucking Sarah's really making her. Cheers. Gentlemen, cheers. Congratulations on all your success.
Thank you, man. It's so fucking cool to see people blow up. Thanks, man. Thank you. So cool to be here.
This feels the same. Are you enjoying it? Yeah. Yeah. It's been a hustle, but yes. Yeah, I love it. A hustle doesn't stop. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It never fucking stops. This is like my... fourth year on the road in a row. Yeah.
You're a grinder, because I feel like even before that, you've been grinding with online stuff, but still getting on stage.
Give me the path. Give me the path that we're talking. Because my path, our path, like my generation was... Mobile mics, stand-up, Funny Bones, Funny Bones Improvs, and that was it. That was all we knew to be. But the path now seems to be like you already have a great fucking hot seat show, right? Hot seat?
Yeah, Hot Laps. Hot Laps.
It's awesome. So all of a sudden you have great... kind of like tentpole shows that you create, you make, and all of a sudden that helps sell tickets. So tell me the path.
But you were also doing stand-up even back then too.
Yeah. I did one open mic. Someone happened to film it and I was just famous ever since then. It was just overnight. No, I'm joking. No, no, no. Like, yeah, Marvelous Miss Maisel. Yeah, yeah.
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