2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Bad Thoughts About Meghan Markle | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Mon, 19 May 2025
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Chapter 1: What are Tom Segura's new Netflix series Bad Thoughts about?
Welcome to another episode of Two Bears, One Cave. We're in Los Angeles.
Chapter 2: What behind-the-scenes moments are shared about Bad Thoughts?
With the hit show on Netflix streaming right now, number two, Bad Thoughts. Congratulations, buddy. Thanks, buddy. Congratulations. It is awesome. We went to the premiere last week, saw the first three episodes, and I sat right behind you. I was howling, laughing the whole time.
You were. It was awesome to hear you, actually.
Chapter 3: How do Tom and Bert discuss royal titles and Meghan Markle?
And then Leanne and I, the last night it started streaming yesterday, and Leanne and I watched the last three episodes. I got high before I watched them, and I realized halfway through, Tom, that I was doing this weird smile laugh I've never done where my eyes were, like, scared, but I was smiling. I was going like this. When you, okay, let's pick apart bad thoughts.
Sure.
Chapter 4: What are Bert's plans for NASCAR and upcoming events?
Chapter 5: What are the favorite sketches from Tom's Netflix series?
You were. It was awesome to hear you, actually.
And then Leanne and I, the last night it started streaming yesterday, and Leanne and I watched the last three episodes. I got high before I watched them, and I realized halfway through, Tom, that I was doing this weird smile laugh I've never done where my eyes were, like, scared, but I was smiling. I was going like this. When you, okay, let's pick apart bad thoughts.
Chapter 6: What personal insights do Tom and Bert share about their lives?
Sure.
Because, I mean, millions and millions of people are watching it right now. Yeah. And it's still, this is the next week, so we don't know, or the week after, whatever. We don't know where it is right now, but I guarantee you it's still in the top ten. It is so fucking funny, but it is, God damn it, it is so your sense of humor.
Chapter 7: How do they compare NASCAR and F1 culture?
It is my sense of humor. It totally is. Yeah, I mean, you know, I got a call yesterday because I had screened the first couple, basically the first one for my mom, and she called me yesterday. And she just goes, I watched your whole show. Yeah.
and just quiet and i go and what'd you think and she goes absolutely horrendous she goes it's so embarrassing that i have to see my friends and know that they could see this that's what comedy is at its best yeah i guess you are so you are such an open book in this i know right parents my parents started watching it
Oh my God.
I called this morning. He goes, the fuck was I watching? The fuck is this? It's eaten guys. He really is eating his ass. I mean, what the fuck? They let that on Netflix. You are, you are the definition. Every fucking person who goes, I want to show on Netflix, but I don't want any notes.
Yeah.
You are the only person I've ever seen do that.
I mean, yeah, it kind of does feel like that. The only note they ever gave me was don't say the N word. Yeah.
By the way, that was one of my favorite sketches. Okay, let's pick apart my favorite sketches.
Okay, sure.
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