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# 658 - Jeff Dye Hates The Rizzler

Wed, 08 Jan 2025

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I sit down with comedian, Jeff Dye. We talk about why he got sober, The Rizzler, Elvis, crashing his car, VR, and much more!  Check out his new special “Last Cowboy in LA” here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwRz8rvGizI Follow Jeff YT: https://www.youtube.com/@JeffDye  IG: https://www.instagram.com/jeffdye  --------------------------------------------------- Sponsors: True Classic - Start the New Year off right with an upgraded wardrobe. Save on @trueclassic at https://trueclassic.com/BERTCAST! #trueclassicpod Helix Sleep - 25% Off Sitewide + 2 Free Dream Pillows with Mattress Purchase https://helixsleep.com/bert  Fabric - Join the thousands of parents who trust Fabric to help protect their family. Apply today in just minutes at  https://meetfabric.com/BERTCAST. Mando - Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo BERTCAST at https://Mandopodcast.com/bertcast! #mandopod BlueChew - Get your first month free at https://bluechew.com with promo code BERTCAST. DraftKings - Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app NOW and use code BERTCAST GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER, (800) 327-5050 or visit gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. 888-789-7777/visit ccpg.org (CT) or visit www.mdgamblinghelp.org (MD). 21+ and present in most states. (18+ DC/KY/NH/WY). Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min. $5 bet. Max. $200 issued as non-withdrawable Bonus Bets that expire in 7 days (168 hours). Stake removed from payout. Terms: dkng.co/dk-offer-terms. Ends 2/9/25 at 11:59 PM ET. Sponsored by DK. --------------------------------------------------- SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg  For all TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com  For Fully Loaded: https://fullyloadedfestival.com   For Merch: https://store.bertbertbert.com  YouTube▶ http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer  X▶ http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer   Facebook▶ http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer   Instagram▶ http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer   TikTok▶ http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer  Text Me▶ https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Chapter 5: How does Jeff view legacy and its significance?

2140.25 - 2156.722 Bert Kreischer

I was always buzzed or something. I had at least a couple of whiskeys or something. I actually thought at like age 26, like my dick didn't work. Like I was like, oh, I got to start using Blue Chew or Viagra. It's no, Jeff. It's the gallon of whiskey you drink every day. Your tolerance is so high. But I didn't even put the two together.

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2156.742 - 2173.377 Bert Kreischer

So I'm crushing whiskey all night and then it pop in like Blue Chews. I'm surprised my heart didn't explode. But anyways, I go, do you guys ever had sober sex? And then I'm like, I had sober sex the other night. I was like, this is actually kind of gross. It's super uncomfortable. I can't believe we're doing this.

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2173.477 - 2174.738 Host

It's really aggressive.

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2174.978 - 2193.814 Bert Kreischer

I'm in you. The idea of it is barbaric. It's crazy that people do it all the time. She has this weird wound. I have this weird thing, and I put it in there. When you start thinking about it, you're like, what are we doing? I'm just doing this with anyone? I can't believe this.

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2194.494 - 2212.884 Host

I can't believe. I can't imagine having sex with someone, not my wife, number one. I can't imagine having sex with someone, not my wife, for real. And then I could never do it sober. Yeah. Like I could never be like, hi. Yeah. I'm going to take the mask off. I'm just burnt now.

2212.904 - 2231.328 Bert Kreischer

That's weird. And the joke, I'm like, yeah, I'm just talking too much. I was overstimulated with sober sex. I was just like, thank you so much. She's like, don't thank me. I'm like, cool titties. She's like, don't say cool titties. I don't want this to end. Can we do this again soon? Cool titties. I'm going over everything. Cool titties. Wow, I'm in you. I really like your nipples.

2231.368 - 2240.431 Bert Kreischer

Do you like my nipples? It was like that. It's just really strange. Did you do it with lights on? Yeah, might as well, Ben. Yeah, it was crazy.

2240.451 - 2246.773 Host

God, that's fucking wild. So wait, how long has it been? A year and four weeks. And you're done. You can drink if you wanted.

2247.393 - 2268.138 Bert Kreischer

uh yeah oh no it's not really court ordered oh okay that was just a funny way to get into it yeah yeah uh the court ordered part i guess it probably was court ordered in the beginning but i had made the decision so what happened was uh i crashed my car i had this whole thing and i was actually just dealing with it for a few days in my own privacy You know?

Chapter 6: What are the challenges of being in the public eye?

Chapter 7: What insights does Jeff have about family dynamics?

4826.327 - 4836.24 Bert Kreischer

Yeah, this isn't real. You don't got to let it have power over you. That's not real. Yeah, it's not real. Sometimes it's real. Occasionally. And then you deal with it. Love you, buddy.

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4836.26 - 4858.036 Host

I love you, Jack. Thanks for having me. I love you, buddy. This episode was brought to you by The Machine.

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