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Chapter 5: How does Jeff view legacy and its significance?
I was always buzzed or something. I had at least a couple of whiskeys or something. I actually thought at like age 26, like my dick didn't work. Like I was like, oh, I got to start using Blue Chew or Viagra. It's no, Jeff. It's the gallon of whiskey you drink every day. Your tolerance is so high. But I didn't even put the two together.
So I'm crushing whiskey all night and then it pop in like Blue Chews. I'm surprised my heart didn't explode. But anyways, I go, do you guys ever had sober sex? And then I'm like, I had sober sex the other night. I was like, this is actually kind of gross. It's super uncomfortable. I can't believe we're doing this.
It's really aggressive.
I'm in you. The idea of it is barbaric. It's crazy that people do it all the time. She has this weird wound. I have this weird thing, and I put it in there. When you start thinking about it, you're like, what are we doing? I'm just doing this with anyone? I can't believe this.
I can't believe. I can't imagine having sex with someone, not my wife, number one. I can't imagine having sex with someone, not my wife, for real. And then I could never do it sober. Yeah. Like I could never be like, hi. Yeah. I'm going to take the mask off. I'm just burnt now.
That's weird. And the joke, I'm like, yeah, I'm just talking too much. I was overstimulated with sober sex. I was just like, thank you so much. She's like, don't thank me. I'm like, cool titties. She's like, don't say cool titties. I don't want this to end. Can we do this again soon? Cool titties. I'm going over everything. Cool titties. Wow, I'm in you. I really like your nipples.
Do you like my nipples? It was like that. It's just really strange. Did you do it with lights on? Yeah, might as well, Ben. Yeah, it was crazy.
God, that's fucking wild. So wait, how long has it been? A year and four weeks. And you're done. You can drink if you wanted.
uh yeah oh no it's not really court ordered oh okay that was just a funny way to get into it yeah yeah uh the court ordered part i guess it probably was court ordered in the beginning but i had made the decision so what happened was uh i crashed my car i had this whole thing and i was actually just dealing with it for a few days in my own privacy You know?
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Chapter 6: What are the challenges of being in the public eye?
Chapter 7: What insights does Jeff have about family dynamics?
Yeah, this isn't real. You don't got to let it have power over you. That's not real. Yeah, it's not real. Sometimes it's real. Occasionally. And then you deal with it. Love you, buddy.
I love you, Jack. Thanks for having me. I love you, buddy. This episode was brought to you by The Machine.