Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
YMH LIVE Is Back! w/ Matt Fulchiron | Your Mom's House Ep. 799
Wed, 26 Feb 2025
YMH Live is back and better than ever! We're going all out for our tenth live show, tickets go on sale tomorrow (2/26) at 7am CT on ymhstudios.com. Touch our camera through the fence, chomos! SPONSORS: Go to https://shopify.com/momshouse to upgrade your selling today. Protect your online privacy TODAY by visiting https://ExpressVPN.com/ymh. Visit https://RedwoodOutdoors.com and use code YMH to save $175. Get 15% off at https://truewerk.com/ymh. Pull those jeans up over your head! It’s another episode of YMH with Tom Segura and Christina P! This week the Main Mommies announce the triumphant return of YMH LIVE, a show that'll feature guests stars, original shorts, and a massive giveaway to one lucky fan. Before all that, Tom shares his thoughts on some documentaries about historical goofballs Hitler and Saddam Hussein. These guys always manage to stay relevant despite having been dead for so long. Tom then open the show with a clip of a cool white dude saying a word he probably shouldn't be saying with incredible confidence. Tom also brings up a P Diddy doc and the twosome also watch some 'Appy Burfday drive-thru videos. Momma and Poppa Jeans are next joined by actor/comedian Matt Fulchiron, who's no stranger to hearing people say his name wrong or even saying somebody else's name wrong for that matter. The trio also discuss some personal comedy show fails, OnlyFans, dumb prank videos, and Christina's fascination with an old TLC show called "My Husbands Not Gay". They also check out some horrible or hilarious clips and talk about fat people in ride shares. Your Mom’s House Ep. 799 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. Open to legal residents of the 50 U.S./D.C., age 18+ (19+ in AL and NE, 21+ in MS). Void outside 50 U.S./D.C. and where prohibited. Sweepstakes starts 2/26/25 and ends 7:30pm CT on 3/7/25. Two ways to enter: (1) visit livestream.ymhstudios.com, purchase a ticket to attend Tenth YMH Live Show airing 3/7/25, follow link on confirmation screen, and complete and submit a survey with all required information, or (2) enter for free by visiting YMHStudios.com/YMHLiveX and complete and submit a survey with all required information. By entering you agree to receive periodic marketing emails from Sponsor and may unsubscribe at any time. ARV of one prize: $10,000. For full Official Rules: YMHStudios.com/YMHLiveX. Sponsor: John John Productions LLC, 2049 Century Park East, Suite 1400, Los Angeles, CA 90067. Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:04:03 - Some Goofballs & Knuckleheads 00:15:41 - Opening Clip: Big Word, What? 00:21:16 - YMH LIVE X 00:24:57 - More 'Appy Burfdays 00:30:51 - Puff Daddy Doc 00:37:14 - Clip: Whistler Feeling Alright 00:39:21 - Comedy Show Fails 00:49:12 - Tour Dates & OnlyFans 00:53:09 - Clip: Dad Pranks 00:56:09 - Clip: Crow Wife Scares Her Husband 00:58:22 - Clip: Morning Rub 01:00:03 - My Husbands Not Gay 01:06:05 - Clip: Pissfluencers 01:06:50 - Back To The Gay Husband Show 01:10:52 - Too Fat For Waymo 01:15:19 - Hit And Run 01:21:34 - Horrible Or Hilarious 01:29:23 - Clip: Fat Person Grocery Haul 01:30:40 - Clip: Down For Some Me Time 01:31:24 - Clip: Fart Hard 01:32:21 - Closing Song -"I Know I'm White" by Bruce Kristner Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Chapter 1: What exciting announcements are made about YMH Live?
I've been looking forward to this for a long time. Not everybody could do this.
We're thankful for you for being a viewer, a supporter of the show.
It's been a long transformation. Without you, our genes are low and loose.
And if she let me eat her booty, yeah, I'm gonna eat her booty.
Your mom's house live, bitch.
Wyoming's life is so exciting. This is our first one in a while.
This is a big, big episode.
I love you.
Yeah. I don't anymore.
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Chapter 2: Why are historical figures like Hitler and Saddam Hussein discussed?
Also how lazy they are. So lazy. They don't know that that's the whole job. Yeah. Like, you're going to bomb anyway when you're an emcee, so don't bother with that. Yeah. With going over your notes. Yeah. Just memorize that shit. Say the thing. Yeah. Fucking cunt. I remember I was emceeing in Ontario one time, and I was introducing David Allen Greer, and I almost said Tommy Davidson.
It was halfway out my mouth, which I would have been just so fucking... Humiliated. It's only half racist. They were both on In Living Color. Yeah. You know what I mean? He would have got you good. Shouts out to both of them. I love them. It's my own stupidity and nervousness.
I remember, I think I've told this story before, but it still haunts me because there's nothing like the trauma of not knowing what to say. And I was hosting at the Melrose Improv on a showcase night. So Melrose is like showcase shows.
so you know every time you get off you're like who's next and you go back and i had rift a minute in between and then it was time and i was like give it up your next comedian and i i remembered his last name and i could remember his first name so i just said mr burman
No.
He's like 23. No, I think his name is Peter. Is it Peter Berman? Yeah, that's his name. Yeah, now you know it. It's Peter Berman. And I said, Mr. Berman. And he was like, he came up there. I remember he was like, fuck you.
Mr. Berman.
He goes, Mr. Berman. That's him. Yeah, yeah. He looks like a Mr. Berman. He goes, what am I, his fucking fourth grade teacher? That's what he said. I was like... Yeah, that dude don't fuck around. I've hung out with him recently. And I mean, he should have. He did exactly what he should have done. Right. Yeah, that's him. And I was like... But here's the thing.
Even though the person forgives you, you're so...
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