Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798
Wed, 19 Feb 2025
SPONSORS: Go to https://shopify.com/momshouse to upgrade your selling today. If you like your money, Mint Mobile is for you. Shop plans at https://MintMobile.com/mom. Sign up now and join the over 13 million all-time customers who have already saved and invested over $22 billion dollars with Acorns. Head to https://acorns.com/YMH or download the Acorns app to get started. Hey Hitlers this week the Main Mommies got some stories for you! They took a trip to Sedona to chill out, they tried out a sound bath, Tina farted in somebodies face, and o'l Tommy Bunz even tried DMT, cause why the fuggg not? We open the show with a clip revealing Victoria's REAL secret, before Tim and Christine check out some clips featuring the talented whistler Ralph Giese, another funny way to say Bert Kreischer, the dangers of holding in farts, and some white ladies standing up for black women. Speaking of black chicks, who are you more afraid of: black chicks, cholas, or white boys? They also speculate on why the service industry isn't as strong post-COVID and Christina makes a plea for Candace Owens to come on to discuss the conspiracy theory about the French Prime Minister's wife being a man. All this and more...this week on Your Mom's House! Your Mom’s House Ep. 798 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:45 - Sedona Sound Bath & The Queen Of Farts 00:08:49 - Try It Out Tommy 00:17:14 - Opening Clip: Victoria's REAL Secret 00:21:10 - Clip: Whistling The Hits 00:24:12 - Clip: Bert Kershire 00:27:11 - Clip: Danger Farts 00:30:40 - Clip: Trust Black Women 00:32:44 - Clip: BIPOC Anthem 00:35:16 - Clip: Charo Disney Employee 00:36:13 - The Service Industry 00:43:59 - Clip: This Guy Really Hates Guy 00:58:35 - Happy Birthday Drive-Thru Pranks 01:01:54 - Clip: Jaden Smith's Castle Hat 01:02:26 - Goth Tom 01:04:35 - Clip: Spirit Airlines Throw Down 01:06:08 - Black Chicks, Cholas, & White Boyz 01:14:46 - Clip: Eye Witness News 01:17:08 - Clip: Are You Dating A Misandrist? 01:19:28 - Clip: Open Defacation TED Talk 01:23:33 - A Message To Candace Owens 01:30:44 - Some TikToks 01:34:30 - Closing Song: "10 Milli Tom" by Rick G Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Chapter 1: What adventures did Tom and Christina have in Sedona?
You're not telling me.
Tell me the truth. I swear.
A caterpillar.
Yeah, a red one.
Like Alice in Wonderland.
Like fire red, yeah.
That's tight.
yeah and things were like moving and then bones that were turning in circles and then i was like really enjoying it and then one time he was uh oh we did it a second time so then he was like i don't know if you really got the full thing let's do it again so we did it a second time and he put more in there and then on the second time i was really like whoa seeing all this shit and then he goes wait after i was over he's like what you see there i go why he goes you went like this
I was like, oh, watching you. Yeah. He was watching. He goes, I go, there's a blue dragon that kept like trying to bite. He goes, yeah, because you went. And then and then the next day when I saw him walk around, he went, he went.
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Chapter 2: What is a sound bath and how did Tom and Christina experience it?
Yeah.
Get it. Why not find a toilet? I've had diarrhea in the mall here at the domain. One time I was at Free People and I felt diarrhea coming on. You know what I did? Yeah. I left and I looked for a toilet and I found one. Yeah. Malls have toilets. So my question is, was she trying on a thong?
Don't think so. I'm looking and I don't think it was the thumb.
I don't think she's trying on stuff, Victoria.
I think she went in there just to shit in the dressing room.
Shut the front door.
I mean, look at her.
Who does that?
Her. What do you think that lays above shitting where she shouldn't shit?
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Chapter 3: What happened during Tom's DMT trip?
Chapter 4: What hilarious incident occurred with Christina in Sedona?
It's a lot there. It's a lot there.
You don't have to eat at Guy's place.
I bet he doesn't like Kamala. Let's see that.
I absolutely get a kick out of our politicians.
Kick out of them.
Saying things that are not questioned. Kamala Harris last week announced her economic plan. And one thing she announced was that she was going to build 3 million low-cost houses and apartments. That's fantastic, guys. Think about this. In a four-year term, that would be 1,460 days. If you divide that by 3 million, it's 2,064 a day that she would have to build. What?
Oh, Dan, you're being a buzzkill. Come on, man. You just got to do it.
He puts his own picture of him.
No. It's amazing. Have accountability for these guys. I love it. It's that simple. We can't do the Oprah. You get a car. You get a car. You get a car. Oh, you don't get a car? He's having fun with stickers.
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