Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Fighting With The Glock Dookie w/ Danny Brown | YMH Ep. 787
Wed, 27 Nov
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Chapter 1: Who is Danny Brown and what are they discussing?
Oh, shit. I've always been the fucking best. I always will be the fucking best. In a past life... In this life and in the fucking next, you're looking at the fucking best. Try it. This shit is big time. Who is Randy? Don't bring anyone mother to this. Your mom in the fucking stand. Welcome. Welcome to your mom's house with Tom Segura. Tom Segura. And Christina.
You're looking at the fucking best.
What do you think? Do you think there's maybe a stimulant involved here?
Oh, of course. It's some meth. It's some meth activities. I'm also going to take a wild guess and say he's from Florida. I thought it was Florida, too. Yeah, and he the type of guy that says, if there's grass on the field, I'm going to play.
Yeah. Yeah, I think he's right. He's probably at a boat dock. I think that's the type of vegetation you see growing over a canal. I think he's right off a boat dock right now. Never wears a shirt. No.
You know, drive one of those Jeeps with no doors on it and shit.
Yeah, that's a real Florida vibe.
Fucking Confederate flag or some shit hanging somewhere. I already know this type of motherfucker.
And this is a real choice on the nose ring, too.
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Chapter 2: What are Matthew McConaughey's ketchup preferences?
Oh yeah?
Yeah, and they used to have the free food in there. So I would just go, I would go during shoot around. I'd be full as hell by the time the fucking first quarter started. Then they'd bring out pizza during halftime. I eat the pizza at halftime, the Little Caesars, then I bounce.
Do you see that viral meme that went around about the people that ordered pizza and wings at a VIP box? Did you see this? It was on all the social media things of this. Yeah, that's the first thing that came up. No, no. There. There. So they were in Allegiant at the VIP box in Vegas, and they ordered pizza and those wings, and it was $653.
Oh, fuck no.
Yeah.
Yeah, and that's trash, too. That ain't even the fire pizza or the wings.
If you scroll, I think you'll see the... But it's Vegas.
You know they're always taxing you.
Yeah, he put the receipt there.
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