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Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Fighting With The Glock Dookie w/ Danny Brown | YMH Ep. 787

Wed, 27 Nov 2024

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Get tickets for Tom’s Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM. Get Coors Light delivered straight to your door by visiting https://Coorslight.com/YMH. Yo, yo, yo, it's Danny Brown on YMH tho! Danny joins Tom and a silent Christina to talk about some hot topics and cold weather. Tom opens the show with a very sweaty cool guy who claims he's the best, not sure what he's the best at, hopefully it's something cool. They also talk about Bart and Matthew McConaughey's love of ketchup, the robotic stylings of Frankie Valli, the Tyson/Jake Paul fight, LL Cool J's staying power, fashion styles, and some awful national anthem singers. Tom also introduces Danny to some recent cool guys, including funcle, Fancy Chef, and the Double Soul Shaman, before deploying some Horrible or Hilarious for Danny to try out. Your Mom’s House Ep. 787 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Chapter 1: Who is Danny Brown and what are they discussing?

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Oh, shit.

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I've always been the fucking best. I always will be the fucking best. In a past life...

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120.856 - 130.241 Unknown Speaker

In this life and in the fucking next, you're looking at the fucking best. Try it.

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130.281 - 133.463 Unknown Speaker

This shit is big time.

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Who is Randy?

135.284 - 138.766 Unknown Speaker

Don't bring anyone mother to this. Your mom in the fucking stand.

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Welcome. Welcome to your mom's house with Tom Segura. Tom Segura. And Christina.

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You're looking at the fucking best.

189.885 - 193.819 Tom Segura

What do you think? Do you think there's maybe a stimulant involved here?

Chapter 2: What are Matthew McConaughey's ketchup preferences?

2882.365 - 2882.686 Tom Segura

Oh yeah?

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2882.706 - 2894.575 Danny Brown

Yeah, and they used to have the free food in there. So I would just go, I would go during shoot around. I'd be full as hell by the time the fucking first quarter started. Then they'd bring out pizza during halftime. I eat the pizza at halftime, the Little Caesars, then I bounce.

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2895.556 - 2926.2 Tom Segura

Do you see that viral meme that went around about the people that ordered pizza and wings at a VIP box? Did you see this? It was on all the social media things of this. Yeah, that's the first thing that came up. No, no. There. There. So they were in Allegiant at the VIP box in Vegas, and they ordered pizza and those wings, and it was $653.

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2926.42 - 2927.921 Danny Brown

Oh, fuck no.

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2928.222 - 2928.402 Tom Segura

Yeah.

2929.463 - 2932.826 Danny Brown

Yeah, and that's trash, too. That ain't even the fire pizza or the wings.

2932.886 - 2935.729 Tom Segura

If you scroll, I think you'll see the... But it's Vegas.

2935.749 - 2936.87 Danny Brown

You know they're always taxing you.

2936.95 - 2938.111 Tom Segura

Yeah, he put the receipt there.

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