Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Dumbest Shark Tank Pitches w/ Mark Cuban | Your Mom's House Ep. 802
Wed, 19 Mar 2025
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Chapter 1: What are the dumbest Shark Tank pitches?
Chapter 2: What secret rich guy knowledge does Mark Cuban share?
Okay, so then you go, but you knew that I was dating a guy.
No, I didn't know right away, obviously. You know, I was trying to like, I was like, she's cute, playing it cool. Yeah. Right?
And then... Can I talk to you for a second?
I was like, let me holler at you for a second. And then... Yeah, I just remember – I probably didn't figure – I mean, I can't remember exactly. I didn't find out that night. But it's one of those things where, you know, after we met – Through the grapevine. You kind of either heard it through the grapevine or you go to – I don't know, do spots and you're like, oh, what's going on with her?
And then somebody mentioned. And I always had that thing, too, where it's like somebody seeing someone, you're just like, OK, like, you know.
You're done.
Yeah, you just accept. So it actually probably made us... more like just coworkers, right? Like, yes. Yeah.
It forced you to get to see me as a person, not just blonde hair and tits a little bit.
Right. And I, I always feel like that's so like, I hate honestly seeing women as people because I've never really thought of them that way.
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Chapter 3: How did Mark Cuban feel about trading Luka Doncic?
Chapter 4: What are the craziest moments from YMH Live X?
You always say I look like a hooker, but I didn't really look like a hooker.
It's not that you look like one. It's that I thought you were one. Yeah. You had on fishnets, knee-high boots, you were smoking a cigarette, you were kind of like, I've been out here, I've been working, what's going on?
Did not say that.
Yeah.
Okay, so then you go, but you knew that I was dating a guy.
No, I didn't know right away, obviously. You know, I was trying to like, I was like, she's cute, playing it cool. Yeah. Right?
And then... Can I talk to you for a second?
I was like, let me holler at you for a second. And then... Yeah, I just remember – I probably didn't figure – I mean, I can't remember exactly. I didn't find out that night. But it's one of those things where, you know, after we met – Through the grapevine. You kind of either heard it through the grapevine or you go to – I don't know, do spots and you're like, oh, what's going on with her?
And then somebody mentioned. And I always had that thing, too, where it's like somebody seeing someone, you're just like, OK, like, you know.
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Chapter 5: How does Mark Cuban view the future of healthcare?
Chapter 6: What are the most memorable moments from the latest live show?
Yeah, you know, oh, I guess I should probably, there's people watching who don't know who are like, what the fuck is going on with this guy's face?
They get so upset.
They get so upset.
Chapter 7: How does AI influence the podcast industry?
They get so bummed out when you're shaved.
I know.
Like, I was looking at a picture I posted of us on Instagram, and they're just, all the comments are like, Tom's face.
It's offensive. I know. It's honestly offensive to me. Yeah, it's like, come on. It's not that bad. Ha! So what happened was we did a live show, YMH Live 10. At this point, it's two weeks ago. So if you saw last week's show, that was actually before we recorded. So it's been two weeks.
It was, and I don't think I'm exaggerating, not only the most fun for us, but I think clearly the best live show we've ever done.
Hands down the best.
It was fucking awesome.
Everything went so perfectly. The comedy, the sketches were bangers. Dan Soder, perfect guest.
The best.
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Chapter 8: What are the implications of Charles Manson's story?
It was a touching tribute to my father. Yep. And then...
Daniel Pineda. Daniel Pineda.
Daniel Pineda was in that. Ryan Sickler was in that.
There she is.
There she is.
Gosh, she's so thoroughly talented.
It's upsetting. When you make, so I've made multiple shorts. When you get real actors, like serious actors in something, it actually makes you realize like, oh, this is why in features, like when you go like, why are movie stars like paid? They elevate the thing so much. Like our silly little idea just takes on a whole new thing when you have a really good actor in it.
Well, she's got to say some absurd lines and deliver them sincerely. It's very hard. So it's a fine line she has to walk to make it believable and funny and everything.
No, she can do it all. She's amazing. She has a big movie coming out, I think, next month or this month.
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