Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Just Lemme Eat Ya w/ Armie Hammer | Your Mom's House Ep. 791
Wed, 01 Jan 2025
SPONSORS: -Try VIIA! https://bit.ly/viiaymh and use code YMH! -Get 5 dollars off your next order at https://MagicSpoon.com/ymh. Happy New Year, Mommies! Tom and Christina are back to begin the new year with a reflection on the annual YMH Christmas party and the shenanigans of everyone's favorite staff member, Chris Larson. Tom also brings up a moment from the past when Christina was choking on the show and he didn't laugh or mock her. They also talk menopausal haircuts and review a tribute to Tom's nose twin, John Amos. Tom and Christina are then joined by alleged cannibal, actor, and podcaster Armie Hammer! Armie sets the record straight and details how his kinks and morally ambiguous behavior sent him from Hollywood to a timeshare desk in the Cayman Islands. Presently, Armie is slowly working on a comeback and opens up and tells his story to the Main Mommies in his own words. It's a fascinating discussion that includes, rope binding, heart consumption, redemption, and loving somebody so much you want to smash their face into a dresser. Try this one out! Your Mom’s House Ep. 791 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Chapter 1: What were the highlights of the YMH Holiday Party?
I know. For your little baby, suck your thumb.
Really setting me off. Who fucking did that? I don't know. Some fucking horrible person. I don't know.
I know why. It's because Reed's not here.
Reed's not here today.
And then someone got your copy and wasn't fucking right. That's not right. Stupid.
Sorry, his name's Breed, just reminding you. Breed? That's his name. I just wanted to remind you.
Why Breed?
I don't know. He likes it.
He does not like it.
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Chapter 2: What is Armie Hammer's story?
Not even at that extreme. Everybody needs to go to a better hairdresser.
Chapter 3: How did Armie Hammer transition from Hollywood?
You just see women who you're like, you're a beautiful woman, but this is not good.
This is not the cut for you.
And you know what you end up finding out a lot? People are like, yeah, my friend comes over, or I do it myself.
Never, never do it yourself.
And none of their friends go, you're not good at this. I know. You're not good at this.
I know. Yeah, you should get a real one. But I'm so stoked to finally find this woman on Instagram, and I just, please play them. Please play it.
Okay, here we go.
Hi, I'm Radonna from Boys and Girls Hairstyles. Today I have Ann Ployke here with me. Her haircut, super duper duper cute. Number four in the back.
Number four in the back.
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Chapter 4: What are the funniest moments from the podcast?
Oh, no.
Nice and tight.
And she's young.
And when she finishes, she goes, and I promise there's not a man in the world that'll touch you. Mission accomplished.
And the razor cut. Just a lot of product.
Even the song is horrible.
Horrible. It's all bad. You got to curl it under in the back. I'm going to send this to Alan. Make sure he does this for me next time.
I want to see what he thinks about it. He's probably like, um... Some people like that. Yeah.
Oh, tucked behind the ears and the high bob in the back. Oh, I had this haircut and I shouldn't throw stones.
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