Hard Rock Nick

It's been a while, hasn't it? I decided to make a video since I'm stuck on the 405 on my way to Santa Monica. I think the topic of this video will be something a little more personal. Let's talk about why badass, good-looking, rich guys don't have girlfriends like me.

So when a guy has a nice shaped head like this, he probably has a nice shaped fucking dickhead too.

Does not need the attention and does not want to be in the spotlight, whether I was having 10 followers or now whatever followers I have. Bruh, does every celebrity put a personal chef on their page?

Like, why are you all so fixated on that?

I eat out more than I eat his shit.

I mean, goddamn. No, my mom's not a personal chef. um um how many people we got in here not even 400 man the artwork that wasn't 30 but thank you this is one piece of artwork i mean y'all don't want to comment on the fact that i'm sitting in a thousand dollar custom movie theater chair and i have five of them that's five thousand dollars man yeah

And I've actually made more of a name here than even Kreischer ever did. And Kreischer makes fun of Florida. Kreischer, I'm popping in Florida, homie. I could do a comedy tour just like wing it, freestyle, just show up and open mic it and like sell out, homie. Yeah. If I wanted to. If you wanted to. I don't need the money. There you go.

Yeah, it would be interesting. No, Bert, Tom and Christina, don't say, hey, homie, they don't like me, bro. If they liked me, they would have brought me on. You brought on Andrew Tate. And how many months later did the FBI and go handcuff him in Romania? Right. One day you will get out of your lane and understand that what you did, I think, indirectly caused Andrew Tate's arrest.

And I really do connect it back to Segura, who's not a very sophisticated man in his thought process. He's just a comedian, the guy that probably struggled his whole life. He doesn't understand the big picture with his platform like I do. Like you do. Of course, I don't have his followers.