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Oh shit, little chocolate nuggets here, dude. All from Trader Joe's, dude.
Is that from Teejers? Pass that 10, playa. Pass that 10, playboy.
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Welcome to our- Let it rip today, dude. Yeah. Let it rip. I'm ready for it.
I agree.
I'm so depressed. I get so depressed during the holidays, I can't even, it's a deep depression. You don't get depressed. You love it.
I stay depressed, dude. Let's see if this will make it over the crack.
Yeah, December 1st is when it starts. Nope.
December 1st, you get depressed?
All the way until January 5th.
What happens on January 5th? Because the next day is our holiday. Three kings. What? Three kings.
The three kings happen. Three kings. What's three kings? What is it? Let's start good. Let's start good. Let's not start like that. But you get real depressed. Oh, yeah. I can tell, dude. Your face gets all red and all depressed, huh?
I had a massage today. And the woman said, is there anywhere I'm not allowed to touch?
Really?
I thought about you.
Well, there are some areas that you don't touch.
I said, I don't want my face. I don't like my face.
I don't like my Achilles heel being touched. I don't want that damage at all, dude. Didn't that happen to Troy? Who did that happen to? Who's Troy? Helen of Troy? What? Achilles. Achilles. Oh, Achilles. Yeah. What? Achilles. Achilles. This name is not Troy? No.
In Troy.
In Troy. Oh, that's what it is. Oh, here we go.
The Greek hero Achilles' only vulnerable spot was his heel. Left untouched until his mother dipped him in the river Styx. That's where the band Styx gets their name from.
Well, that's everyone's vulnerable spot. Their heel? Well, mine's the taint. Mine goes the taint. Taint. It's so vulnerable, my taint.
It's tickly wickly.
I know, but there's probably a layer of skin that's not missing.
There's something about the taint, that area. Do you know what the taint is?
Can you guess what a taint is? It's on your body.
I'm guessing like on your feet?
Nuh-uh. Well, some of mine's on my feet. Mine just stretches down to my feet.
The vagina?
No.
It's the area between your balls and your butthole.
Or your vag and the butthole. The taint is a vulgar slang. That little skin.
Yeah.
That little gap.
Oh.
Not little.
Some people have huge taints. I hate the way this is starting.
All right.
Switch it up.