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My wife, I smoked one of these and I didn't brush my teeth. I woke up the next morning and my wife said, your breath is four dimensional.
You didn't brush your teeth before you went to bed and you smoked a cigar?
Of course I didn't brush my teeth before I went to bed. Give a fuck. You know what I mean? You're married. You're married. She was like, I love you so much. Your breath is four dimensional. You know, these fires.
I have two small children now because what I want to do is what you want to do is you want to get divorced and then you want to have get married again to a woman who's 23 years younger and then have two more kids because that's good.
Definitely takes a lot of financial stress off your back.
Oh, dude, there's no financial stress at all. It's great. You know what? If I hustle until I'm 80, I'll be fine. Anyway. Oof. It's going to be really awkward when I call you at 75. I just need help this month. But anyway, so I fucking – I look at her and I go – she's like a girl from Jersey, like Irish-Italian chick, no nonsense. Been working since she was 16.
And I go – we had an evacuation order that they sent out by accident to people even down where I'm at. Yeah, what was that? It was some guy who –
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