Bryan Callen
Appearances
PBD Podcast
DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
Can I just tell you how much that is? Hold on. Let me tell you. $37 trillion. Yeah, go. Count. One, two. It's insane. I'm going to give you... Keep talking because I want to give you perspective on what $37 trillion is.
PBD Podcast
DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
Correct.
PBD Podcast
DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
Okay.
PBD Podcast
DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
My guess is sometimes you resign because, one, you figure you're already going to be fired, or there's no way you can do your work under this administration because you've already been painted as a bad guy. This happens all the time. You just see the writing on the wall. So sometimes people would rather resign than get fired. I think that's probably something of what's going on.
PBD Podcast
DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
The other thing that I worry about, and we have to hold our side accountable. This is very important. We need to know that it's one thing to go in and move fast and break things. I'm all about it, man, and I'm all about shrinking government. Government has no accountability, and it's too big. It's a leviathan. We know this.
PBD Podcast
DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
Let's just make sure, I think, that we understand how these complicated systems work. Let's not throw the baby out with the bathwater. Social Security, by the way, politically is a hand grenade, especially for Trump. There are a lot of voters that rely on those. In this state, are you kidding me? Social Security is a very delicate issue. So we have to be very careful about how we handle this.
PBD Podcast
DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
And it is a complicated thing. You can get into specifically, why does Patrick Bette David get Social Security? He doesn't need it. Why is that? What's going on there? So there are things you can do with Social Security. Is there a play to at least privatize some of it? It is the People's Bank. You don't get that money if you die early sometimes.
PBD Podcast
DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
There are a lot of issues there that we can talk about. The Cato Institute... talked about, and there's some thoughtful scholarship on Social Security. I just worry about we live in a world today, and you would appreciate this. You're a numbers guy. You're overthinking. Am I?
PBD Podcast
DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
All right.
PBD Podcast
DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
No.
PBD Podcast
DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
Right.
PBD Podcast
DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
It's not rocket science is what you're saying.
PBD Podcast
DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
Yeah.
PBD Podcast
DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
Yes, sir.
PBD Podcast
DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
Yeah, what's he saying?
PBD Podcast
DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
Is there any gold there? Yeah, what if there isn't? Why are you going to investigate? Okay, so let me ask you this now.
PBD Podcast
DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
I mean, I don't know. I'm at 90%.
PBD Podcast
DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
That's it, bro. That's all it is. You know what we're dealing with? What? We are looking at, in my opinion, a revolution, the likes of which we haven't seen maybe since, I don't know, Andrew Jackson. I don't know if we've ever seen this. Listen, people forget this. 1977, Jimmy Carter tried to audit the government. He tried to shrink government. He had a worker freeze.
PBD Podcast
DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
He said we are not going to hire any more federal workers. 1993, Al Gore tried to initiate an early retirement for federal workers. So the Democrats have tried to do this before. It's not just a Republican thing. And anybody who has a problem with cutting down on waste and auditing these departments, I mean, I don't understand the argument there. Let's see where the waste is. How could that be bad?
PBD Podcast
DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
Very aggressive.
PBD Podcast
DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
Because, by the way, and not to make it a political issue, but it is true that about 90% of federal workers do vote Democrat. There is that. I'm not saying that that's, you know, but we have to.
PBD Podcast
DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
We have to at least admit that this is, you know.
PBD Podcast
DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
But, guys, what you're also hearing is this. Federal workers are no longer guaranteed lifetime employment. Well, who is? None of us are. Bro, I'm not guaranteed. I got my show this weekend in Miami. If I don't put butts in the seat, I'm in trouble. That's up to me, bro.
PBD Podcast
DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
What is it?
PBD Podcast
DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
Regulation. So now you've got to print more money.
PBD Podcast
DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
I don't think I've ever said this before.
PBD Podcast
DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
Pat, what are we going to do about the deficit? Will you tell me? You're a business guy.
PBD Podcast
DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
Because I'm going to come to you first. Because I'm thinking about this. Because we should pay it off.
PBD Podcast
DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
Yeah.
PBD Podcast
DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
Did you understand what happened right there?
PBD Podcast
DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
Right. But now let me ask you this. There seems to be a divide philosophically. One side says the only way to get rid of the deficit is to tax. But free market people say, hold on, bro. Tax. Give me the money so I can stimulate the economy. Right? That's right. And then you'll have a wider tax base, and then we can pay it off. I think.
PBD Podcast
DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
It's a mindset.
PBD Podcast
DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
Do you realize what that means? That's exactly right, man. My father always said the best way to lose a friend is to lend him money.
PBD Podcast
DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
Yeah, where are you going?
PBD Podcast
DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
52?
PBD Podcast
DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
Oh, man.
PBD Podcast
DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
Oh, yeah.
PBD Podcast
DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
Yeah, that's right.
PBD Podcast
DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
So Gavin wanted Rogan. I call Rogan. And I go, hey, do you want to do this movie? He goes, honestly, bro, I'm so busy. If it's not a ton of cash, I'm not doing it. So Gavin goes, why don't you play it? So I said to Joe, I said, you got any advice on how to play this role? He said, take yourself completely out of it. And that's all I did. Just if you're an announcer, never talk about yourself.
PBD Podcast
DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
He's done. You know what the problem with that is? That's cute. But when you get into politics, people come to you and your fundraisers say, you better vote along these lines because the money is with us. And you're either a Republican or a Democrat. And you try to be an independent. That's cute. But the real operatives look at you like a street fighter. They just go... All right, bro. We'll see.
PBD Podcast
DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
When you come to your senses, we'll be over here because the money's over here.
PBD Podcast
DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
Yeah, but just because you unfollowed doesn't mean the baby goes away.
PBD Podcast
DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
Unless the economists kick ass. We don't know what they're running on.
PBD Podcast
DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
Unless... But J.D. Vance, J.D. Vance is... J.D.
PBD Podcast
DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
I don't know, man.
PBD Podcast
DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
You see how that works. Of course.
PBD Podcast
DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
How do we avoid your guy? You and Tom know policy. How do you avoid, though, when you say you're a Democrat? You know you get these super PACs. You get the trans activists. You get the abortion activists, whoever it is. They come to you and they say, if you want our money and you need our money, you're going to vote. Absolutely along these lines.
PBD Podcast
DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
That's why you get someone like Kamala Harris saying, I supported transgender prisoners having the money to transition even immigrants. Illegal immigrant transgender prisoners.
PBD Podcast
DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
You think she believes that? It doesn't matter. That's not the point, man. You better say across lines. If you have any nuance, you're not getting our money. So how do we avoid all those special interests with all that money? I want to know, what do we do about campaign finance reform in that sense? That might be the thing to talk about. It's not sexy.
PBD Podcast
DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
The minute I say campaign finance reform, half your audience just now just went to sleep. I took all the energy out of their body. Because when you get into the nitty gritty of this stuff, but that might be really what we should talk about.
PBD Podcast
DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
What?
PBD Podcast
DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
Hello.
PBD Podcast
DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
Two.
PBD Podcast
DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
That's Brazil for you. Chaos. Chaos. And everybody's got their hand out, living off the public troughs. They're not going to shrink it voluntarily. This is a really important point. Yes, as they do this doge, as they move fast, they're going to break things. Yes, they may not understand nuances of government. Yes, you throw the baby out with the bathwater.
PBD Podcast
DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
At the end of the day, you want a country... What did George Washington say? Government should be treated like a necessary evil. The larger it grows, the more coercive it becomes. It raises taxes and it passes laws. Those are coercive measures. So just know, and there's no accountability.
PBD Podcast
DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
So at the end of the day, do you need... Look, every one of these agencies we talk about, let me give you an example. Every one of these agencies has an inspector general. They have somebody that's supposed to audit, that's supposed to look for fraud, and they do, but it's not good enough. What's going on? Biden's own accounting office, what did they find? 70 different government programs.
PBD Podcast
DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
Of those 70, they found, that's his department, they found $236 billion. Irregular or overpayments or fraud. Okay, $236 billion. That is, I believe, one-fourth of the defense's budget. Okay? So there is – and that's just Biden. So we're going to find that this is – that's chicken feet compared to what they're going to find out.
PBD Podcast
DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
What?
PBD Podcast
DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
Oh, shit.
PBD Podcast
DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
So is he not going to be allowed to run or he is running?
PBD Podcast
DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
He was your hero.
PBD Podcast
DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
Because he's in that painting of yours.
PBD Podcast
DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
Yeah, like a monk, right?
PBD Podcast
DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
Undiable. I like that. It's a good name for a movie. Undiable.
PBD Podcast
DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
I love it. That's exactly what it means. You don't need Viagra. You're always hard. Brazilian for Cialis.
PBD Podcast
DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
Inedible, inedible.
PBD Podcast
DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
You can't fuck me. Now, let me ask you this. Did you feel from him, did he feel nervous and worried about?
PBD Podcast
DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
I think you will be. I'd love to see. I'm coming with you. We'll go together, bro. Bro, listen to me right now. I'm telling you right now, I'm ending every one of my shows, tears. Okay? You know what my next special is called? unfuckable. What is it? Unflappable? Undiable. None of them are words. He made up his own words and then tears.
PBD Podcast
DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
That is incredible. That must have been like... If you're going to cry over something, that's what you cry over.
PBD Podcast
DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
No, not Bolsonaro. Are you talking about Zelensky?
PBD Podcast
DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
Yes.
PBD Podcast
DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
It's good to be here, my brother. My home away from home.
PBD Podcast
DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
But actually, the hidden thing that people don't talk about is when you give this aid to Ukraine, American companies are actually making those goods and services. So a lot of this supports the American economy. So I'm not even talking about that. Did you ever think, let me ask you a question. We talk about sending aid. So we send material. We send supplies.
PBD Podcast
DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
Did you ever think about what happens when that aid gets to the airport and is unloaded? Do you know? Do you guys know? Are stuff there? Think about it. So we send a bunch of stuff, radios, guns, ammunition, whatever it is, MREs. Where does it go? What happens? Do you know? Because I'm going to tell you. So nobody ever asked. Nobody asked the question. We send it.
PBD Podcast
DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
When it lands at the airport, there are trucks waiting to get that stuff, to take it to the front lines. That's not where it goes. Those trucks, all those supplies are already divvied out by who? By the people that run different quadrants of Ukraine, gangsters. And guess where that goes? It goes into their warehouses. So all that aid goes into warehouses first.
PBD Podcast
DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
And they've already met in a church and talked about who gets what. And that goes into a warehouse. And then the front lines get to buy it. And guess what groups get the aid first? The ones that prove their loyalty to Zelenskyy. More than the next guy. Do you understand? You know who told me that? CIA guys told me that. That's what happens. Nobody ever asks, where does that aid go?
PBD Podcast
DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
You know what I said? I said it all costs.
PBD Podcast
DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
When it goes there, there's a whole system. It's not going to the front lines. And oh, by the way, if you did a percentage on what actually gets to the front lines, the people that really need it, it would make you cry. It's probably 10%.
PBD Podcast
DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
I thought it was Stone Cold Steve Austin here.
PBD Podcast
DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
Democrats ran it for three years.
PBD Podcast
DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
I said, make sure the ice doesn't melt. The ice can't melt.
PBD Podcast
DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
Oh, my God, that's safe. I want a breakfast bagel at 10.05.
PBD Podcast
DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
Can we at least say, though, guys, that let's not forget that Russia did invade and did it with their military. Let's not be apologists to Putin either. No, but here's the question.
PBD Podcast
DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
You're a Putin puppet. You're a Putin puppet. I can hear the accent. I told you. I can smell vodka on his breath, clearly. Be honest.
PBD Podcast
DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
Incredible thing ever. Look, the argument would be, look, what they did in Chechnya, what they did to Georgia, what they've always done, the Russian bear is not somebody to apologize for. Look at Afghanistan, et cetera.
PBD Podcast
DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
We probably could have... really made them pay a price if we had armed the Ukrainians right away in the beginning of this war. That would be the argument. I don't know. Tom, your thoughts on this.
PBD Podcast
DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
I think what Trump also is good at, though, is when he comes to the negotiating table, he'll hit you with an outrageous claim, and then we'll scale it back from there. Yeah. Right. Like that's don't don't don't. By the way, don't take him at face value every time when he comes out of the gate. Sometimes he comes out hard and strong and outrageous, knowing that you're going to counter.
PBD Podcast
DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
And this is how we negotiate. And at the end of the day, Biden couldn't get a piece on the books. I'm telling you, this guy at the end of the day is probably going to achieve this piece. And that's better than having this war rage on. And so and that's this is what he does. He's colorful. Final thoughts.
PBD Podcast
DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
Yeah. Exactly. Yeah, with Burisma, right?
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DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
It's freaking irrelevant. Listen. Focus on the $7,000 versus the $3,000 rent, and then we'll figure out what we want to do. Can we choose?
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DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
Look, look, look, Vinny, $36 trillion debt. A trillion seconds is 32,000 years. Let me say it again. Okay. A trillion seconds. So our debt right now, I think, is $36 trillion. That's, that is, is that three, what is that? So it's $1,000 billion for a trillion. So that's a whole lot of zeros. That's $36,700 billion. Yes. Okay? So there you go.
PBD Podcast
DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
This is good. I like this. Come on, baby.
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DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
Are you following it? Look, she's 26. That's so wonderfully creepy. Is he in his 50s? God bless you. When you have that kind of money. Listen, bring her up for a sec. I don't know what to say about that. She's a beautiful woman. Do you know who she is? I don't. Very pretty. I don't have any idea, dude. I don't know how to make sense of this.
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DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
I guess he had a kid with her and then they were outing her and then she basically. Adam, what are your thoughts on this? I'm the wrong guy to ask.
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DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
Why did he block her?
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DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
Wait, hold on. So I think, is this her tweet? Elon, we have been trying to communicate for the past several days, and you have not responded. When are you going to reply to us instead of publicly responding to smears from an individual who just posted photos of me in underwear at 15 years old? Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Who did that? So that's at least a little proof that they're in touch. How about that?
PBD Podcast
DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
Oh, yeah, they're in touch. But she kind of went to Twitter to get in touch with them or something.
PBD Podcast
DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
The case study is there, okay?
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DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
I'm going to say this. I can tell you one last thing.
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DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
I'm just saying. I'm a businessman, Patrick. That's on the dude.
PBD Podcast
DOGE Dividend Checks, Trump vs. Zelenskyy, Bolsonaro Charged w/ Bryan Callen | PBD Podcast | Ep. 549
Can I just say something? As a guy, it's great you're trying to populate the earth. As a guy who has four children, being a father is more important. And I don't know how you have time to father 13 kids. So sometimes a little criticism... toward these guys might be appropriate. You're having 13 kids, Nick Cannon, all these guys. I'm sorry. That's the one thing I can't respect.
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You got children, bro. Raise your kids. My kids, my four kids, all that matters is that I'm a good father. I don't have time. I don't know how you have time with that. 13 kids? Come on, man.
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Take penicillin. Why is it the girl's responsibility?
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Call him.
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Actually, there's a caveat to this. So in Germany, since World War II, after the Nuremberg trials, The denial of the Holocaust or Nazi propaganda is what is punishable by jail, and this has been happening in Germany for a long time. This is not new. This is just a new story, but this has always been the law in Germany, okay?
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And what probably happened here is this guy posted something that was pro-Nazi, Nazi paraphernalia, or the denial of the Holocaust. When you do that in Germany, since I think 1948, It has been illegal. And that's what that's what's really going on.
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Every time I see you, a little part of me dies. I got to start dressing better. I need bespoke shoes with a patina sheen. And I want my suits tailored to my body.
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Right. Well, in England, people are in jail right now for posting what is considered things that incite violence towards immigrants. So if you say something like, I don't think these people should be in my country, you can go to jail.
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Amazing. And look at how unhappy they are. Let's go.
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Hey, by the way, you know who agrees with him? Most Europeans. You know who doesn't? The elites there. Of course. They were all really mad about that.
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If we can't, but just at the beginning of... Because they're weaponizing free speech, he said. Yeah, that's what he says.
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Vice President.
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No, you're not.
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The irony of what they do, the irony of these laws, is they are going to usher in extreme right-wing parties. That's how it happens. Because what happens is people go, really? You want to do this to me? I'm going with that guy.
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And so those guys inadvertently are going to usher in an extremist government, if they're not careful, or parties that are not exactly in the middle or nuanced in their thinking. So, you know, the left never ceases to amaze me in how restricted they can be. Free speech, guys. You know why you want free speech? You know why? Watch this. You're allowed to say whatever you want, because guess what?
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You might change my mind, or if I disagree with you, it forces me to bolster...
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my position it forces me to stress test why i believe what i believe it's how we stay it's how we grow it's how we change our minds and it's how we fortify the truth that we stand on and if you don't have that stress test coming from from you at all different angles and you have parameters on speech then you're never gonna you're never gonna get honest you're
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Somebody write that down.
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Right. Can I get some background music when I pontificate?
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Bro, on my short semi-jacket. Look, even Peabody has it on. I'm looking good, right, bro? Not bad.
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This blue brings out the brown in my eyes. True or false?
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For you?
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The next time I come here, I'm doing it. I'd love to see what you look like. It's progressing.
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Yeah.
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I thought it was debunked.
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Now.
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if it's true yeah i thought this was already kind of debunked did you read this which is this this so the the the fact that all these social security things for 350 year old that these were records of people and a lot of these social security numbers have been recycled stolen let me read this and then you debunk it go ahead rob play the clip and we'll go through it go for it there is one person on social security who's 360 years old
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What's happening? What is it?
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When you see those guys come in and they're dressed, it's a fashion show now with the football players. Is this a new thing or has that always been the case? Of fashion? Well, you see like Travis Kelce, he's dressed like a 70s fan. Walking through the tunnel is a new segment. It's a relatively new segment.
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What's going on? What happened?
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And you look at how... It becomes too much of a business, huh? Everybody's their own island.
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8 p.m. Eastern? My show at the Miami Improv. I mean, you know what I'm saying? Well, I mean, cocky's fun, but Brian Callen for an hour? No, no, forgive me. Do you believe in miracles? You know what I'm saying? Brian Callen is performing at the Miami Improv. How dare we even compare USA against Canada? Maybe you'll come out. Maybe you'll come out, for God's sake. Are you performing tonight?
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Tonight, two shows tomorrow, two shows Saturday. Take your pick. I roll out the red carpet. You come to the green room. We laugh. We hug.
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You get free water. You get to laugh hard for at least an hour and seven minutes.
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It's the most unique
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I can break a horse, brother. Oh, Daniel. That's sexy. Did you see that?
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Yes, dude. Dude. What was it? 15 years ago. Yes. It was a horse show. Maybe more. Maybe more. Yeah, maybe more. What were you guys doing there? I had my kids. My daughter wanted to. She was a horse. It's a sick show. The amount of money I spent on horses for my kid, my ex and my daughter who would ride horses, my accountant calls me and he goes, how's the album going? I go, what?
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He goes, how's the album? What's it like to play for all those people? I go, it's Brian Callen. I mean, I play for people and not that many. He goes, you're not a rock star? I go... No, he goes, well, then stop spending like these horses. You're going to be broke. That's a good accountant. That's good. That's a good accountant. You know what he said to me?
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He goes, what kind of car do you want to drive? I said, what do you mean? He goes, for what you pay for these horses, what do you want? I go, what can I drive? He goes, pick anything. Pick any car you could drive that car right now. Wow.
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Yes. You did.
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What? What are we talking about? No steroids. No steroids. Bro.
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That's some Assyrian genetics, bro. Say something. That's from generations of persecution. We're warriors.
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Right there. Hey, Patrick, you're a big boy. That's no joke.
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My voice changed. I was like, Benny, where are we going? You got shaved marks.
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It was a great experience.
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No, too much.
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So what they're finding, I guess, is number one, a lot of Social Security numbers that are out there have been... recycled, taken from people that are dead by illegal immigrants. That's the one thing. That's actually the real story. And as far as this is concerned, this I think was an error when they did the accounting.
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You're great with kids. He's great with my kid.
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So those social security numbers of people that are dead are still registered in a database. And so they picked those up by accident. So I believe all of this has already been debunked. So this is the worry that I have as we're trying to audit the government and we're trying to make a difference here.
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I thought you were going with the coffee for closers. That's the line.
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Again, it's what Trump does. He'll start with something like crazy and say something, and people go, whoa, hold on, that's crazy, 25%. And then, you know, we're starting to negotiate. Relax. That's how it starts. I'm throwing some things out. Your low ball or your high ball, and then you go and you meet in the middle. I'll give you $10 for the house.
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That's it.
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Vinny can actually speak.
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Just to be able to say, this is Stefano Ricci.
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They think this is a spoof.
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And I'm going to tell you this right now. I've seen sparrows land on his shoulders. And I've seen squirrels run up his legs. And with Adam, I've seen rats and crows land on my back. And that's when you know that he's evil. Scarecrow. That's true. If it's rats and crows, it's bad. Squirrels and sparrows.
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We can't get distracted by the sensational stories because a lot of times this is taking our eye off.
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Callan Robb?
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And I'll say Stefano. Stefano. This is Stefano Ricci. Why? What's the problem?
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The bottom line is there is waste. We just don't want to get distracted by these...
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these stories so but it's not is it saying true or false it's not it's just reporting it it's not even giving you the it's yeah usually there's like a mostly true true false it's not but this has mostly been i think it's been by conservative journalists like like the spectator i'm sorry by by uh uh what the heck's it called um
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commentary magazine, like the conservative magazines, they have debunked this. It's not that there isn't a lot of waste in government and that this isn't a good audit that we're going to find. When they do this audit, you guys, it's so funny how we're talking about USAID. That's adorable. Wait till they get to Medicaid and Medicare. Wait till they get to the Pentagon. It's going to be insane.
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Do you know that there was an idea? The idea was when, during the Cold War, there was the idea that we're going to spend, and we let the Soviets know, we're going to spend $500 on a screw because we can, and you guys can't keep up with it. There was actually a culture of that. And that was almost a deliberate sort of, like, effort, a propaganda effort.
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But when you see how much fraud there is in those agencies... Buckle up.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2257 - Bryan Callen
You know what I think meditation does? I think the point is, and I don't meditate a lot, is to get out of the way. To get out of the way.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2257 - Bryan Callen
I heard a sports psychologist say that. He teaches baseball players. He would teach them.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2257 - Bryan Callen
he would do this mantra which was one two get out of the way so when you're trying to hit a ball because it's really precise and you can't be overthinking you've got to just be totally reactive right your your your eye and your hands have to be married and motherfuckers are throwing 100 mile an hour balls and shit like yeah and um you ever you ever done that you ever stood in at a plate and had guys throw 100 miles an hour i have
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2257 - Bryan Callen
It's fucking terrifying. The idea of hitting that thing. Dude, it's terrifying. Yeah. But I wanted to try it and I wanted to see what it was like. And when your job depends on it, when everything rides on it, you better get out of your own way. And guys get the yips. That's why guys will go on hitting streaks and then they'll go on long dry spells because they get in their own way.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
You know what I mean, though? I don't want to be played. I don't know what's true anymore.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
But I think part of like all of that meditation, Jamie, pull up the fucking Indian army. Did you see this? They were hiking in the Himalayas and they came across a Bodhisattva or a monk who was meditating in the snow and it was 40 below.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2257 - Bryan Callen
Yes, sir. You might want to bring this up so it can just... You know what Customano used to tell Mike Tyson?
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2257 - Bryan Callen
There's a guy meditating covered in snow. And it's fucking unbelievable. Whoa. That might be true, Bubba.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
But there's a guy covered in snow, and he's not moving. And the Indian Army came across him.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2257 - Bryan Callen
Well, you know those dudes in—you ever read Shantaram? You know those guys who take a vow to never sit down? They stand up. Oh, God.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2257 - Bryan Callen
Their knees must be destroyed. They're the standing yogis. How bad are their knees? No, no. They get varicose veins. Their bodies, their feet start to melt. What? But they smoke copious amounts of weed. I mean, they're always high. Constantly.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
But they take a vow never to ever, ever sit. They are standing their whole life. So they sleep standing up in slings.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Yeah, they're like the famous standing yogis or something they're called. Where from, maybe?
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2257 - Bryan Callen
I think a lot of people are dealing with trauma. I think a lot of times you're going to either kill yourself or do something crazy, right? Sometimes.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2257 - Bryan Callen
You know? I don't think you become a monk or a shaman. Joseph Campbell did a whole thing. Every shaman he studied – he was an expert at comparing Western and Eastern traditions. And he said every shaman – ever had gone through some kind of a mental breakdown, usually in their teens. And they came out of it because they had a society, a village that helped them through it.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
That sort of like understood that it was a schizophrenic break, but they were going through something and there was something on the other side of that. So they wouldn't medicate them.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
I saw that with my own eyes in 1984 in China. So this is how this guy stands.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Donations. No, they curved one leg. Left his arm in the air, too.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
What does he do? What is that forever? So that's black power.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
White power is just... Yeah, that's not... And Hitler did this.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
When you see what the New York Times did to Baldoni, where they took every one of those things out of context, and Baldoni was like, really? How about I see you for $250 million? And he's got fucking 90 pages of receipts. It's going to be very interesting.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Yeah, that's what I like about the marketplace. The marketplace will find people that you can rely on.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
I feel like YouTube and now Facebook, they're all coming around.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
But I got to tell you, I do think this is how there's a sea change here. You got to have people with opposing points of view that are pro-business, et cetera. You have just all progressives in Sacramento and if you've got on the city council. But you know what? Until Angelenos wake up and start voting for intelligent people- Who are not, forget right or left.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2257 - Bryan Callen
Tomorrow night. Tonight I'm doing two shows just to warm up. Theo Vaughn's stopping by, which I'm excited about.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Sold out already, all shows. Of course. Which is exciting. Of course.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
How about practical people who understand infrastructure?
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Because the roads, I lived there, man. The roads, the fucking power line, it's all from 1950s, okay? So let's wake the fuck up.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Yes, I forgot about those from space. I wonder who's controlling those.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Yes, the invisible circle of Jews. Every conspiracy theory always goes right back to that. I'm just saying.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
They blame the Black Plague on them. They're like, you guys cover your wells. My thing about that is whenever people go bad on the Jews, I'm always like, yeah. Do you like Hollywood? They invented that.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Let's just talk about art and everything else. Einstein, Freud.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
No, that's a high wage, sir. 750 grand for a city employer who's- For someone just like, fill that one. How the- How are the aquifers today? Get the water in that one. You know what? We got to protect the Delta smelt, whatever the fuck that is.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
My wife, I smoked one of these and I didn't brush my teeth. I woke up the next morning and my wife said, your breath is four dimensional.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
I might be doing that, too, if my survival depended on it.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Let's set them up. Let's set them up. Have we ever, has there been any, what is with the list? Here's my theory on the Jeffrey Epstein thing. See what you think.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
I think that the people are so powerful that I know in certain cases the lawyers go to the lawyers of these powerful people. And they go, how you doing? Now. Now. We got some evidence that your client, who's a family man and everything else, was banging girls on Jeffrey's Island.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Sure. Hey, dude. Hold on. What kind of podcast is this?
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Yeah, it's great. But I think what happened was there was a lot of money and every one of those fucking people got paid off. I think it just went away because there's money. They came to these really rich people and they were like, What's your privacy worth? What's your reputation worth? How about $10 million?
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
I would tell you his theory on what he thinks this whole thing is, this whole, you know, it's a simulation or whatever. Because, you know, so Newton, there's Newtonian physics, right, which is this matter here. And then there's quantum physics, study of the electron that Einstein was the pioneer of and blah, blah, blah.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2257 - Bryan Callen
So Einstein was working on what's called a theory of everything, which was the bridge. Because a lot of times the rules in this ether, in Newtonian, in the world that we live in, are different when it comes to gravity and light than they are on a quantum level. So what is the bridge? How do we bring them together? How do we reconcile both realities? Right. So that's the theory of everything.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
So Eric is obsessed with that and kind of works on that.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Yeah, so his idea is that maybe the singularity is already here, and maybe we're already machines. So watch this. So we're already machines replicating better machines, better versions of ourselves. And it's kind of an interesting thing because it kind of dovetails with Buddhism, right? So watch this. I'm going to do an experiment on you that a Buddhist Rinpoche will ask somebody.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Oh, should I get prepared? Get in the lotus position. There it is. Oh. There it is. Dude, good breathing. I'm ready. Good breathing.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2257 - Bryan Callen
Here's my whole philosophy. You guys know, you know that we have a Tinder box. You can say there are a lot of people that live there. The fires are always a potential. If that's the case, then please make sure the fire hydrants... We've got to be able to figure it out. California came up with AI. Silicon Valley was pretty innovative people.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2257 - Bryan Callen
He called me up. He goes, everything's different now. I'm like, all right, calm down.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2257 - Bryan Callen
Yeah, you hear those guys a lot. That's kind of why I'm... Like Zen masters will say, I have nothing to teach you because once you, the part of you. So the idea would be you can't improve yourself. What? Because the part of you that wants to improve yourself is the part that needs improving.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2257 - Bryan Callen
So until you get out of, until you get out of your own way and you realize that you, this, this construct called yourself is an imagined construct. You've invented this. So like Sam Harrison, he studies the Vedanta, right? So in his book, Spirituality Without Religion, he does this experiment, which the Buddhists will have you do. They'll say, so you're watching me right now. I'm talking.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2257 - Bryan Callen
Now, there's this guy named Joe Rogan, okay? And we know Joe Rogan's got this. But for a second, try to locate where you really are. In other words, where are you actually listening to me from? Where are you? Where is the seat of your attention? Are you behind your face? Are you here? And if you try to do that, it's kind of impossible to locate where...
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2257 - Bryan Callen
I turned to the other member. He's not ready yet. He's not ready. We have to break him down further.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Because the idea would be you can observe your brain, so you can observe your thoughts. You can observe your body, and you can observe your emotions. You can actually step outside and watch that stuff. And they get really good at that. They get really good at realizing that you're none of those things. You might be the observer, whoever that is or whatever that is. And that's kind of where they...
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
It's kind of an interesting exercise. That's why you see these dudes, that guy, that monk who set himself on fire, right, in 1963. Oh, the Vietnam photo? Now, David Halberstam from the New York Times said he didn't make a sound. They watched him, and he literally, they heard the air leave his lungs, and he just fell over.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Let's figure out a way to keep the fucking... Very different people.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
So he left his body. He was watching himself. That would be the idea behind- That's what they would say.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Yeah. Well, have you seen those videos? How about when the Indian Army went up? This is recent. That is such a fucking crazy photo.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
To protest the way the president of South Vietnam at the time, who was a staunch Roman Catholic, was treating Buddhists. And he said, please have some compassion and lit himself on fire.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
If you burn me with this cigar, I'd be like, fuck it! I can't do that.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Well, get some people down in government who are innovative like that. What the fuck are we doing? I don't want to do that job. Do you know the city council of Los Angeles? Four of the members of the city council are far left social Democrats. How about that? There's zero pushback on ideas. It's just all ideology.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Yeah, when we were younger, both you and I, we'd start shouting our opinion. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was about winning.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
That's what my aunt and uncle said. They go, we just can't believe you're not in jail or fucking on drugs.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
And also, the left has also become very good at destruction in a lot of ways. I'm not saying the right doesn't have its problems, but the left has become... Like, you and I were talking about this. Like, if you disagree with the left, they will come after everything. Everything. The right kind of goes, you're an idiot, and they'll make fun of you and do a meme about you. Yeah.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
But the left, you know, and that's... That's what I call the make or break machine. You know, if you look at, um, and this is one of the things I talk about with my, my specialists that just, you, you, you take Caitlyn Jenner who came out, uh, Bruce Jenner has an operation for eight, eight hours comes as, as, as Caitlyn Jenner. A minute later, it was an eight hour.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
The first one was about eight hours on the face. Did a great job by the way. By the way, how about this? Can I just say this? Like, don't say you'd fuck her. No, no, no. Take it easy. But I'm just saying. Don't say it. I'm just saying. You're thinking of saying it. How about a little something for the surgeon? He should have won artist of the year. Bruce Jenner was a 65-year-old man.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Looked like a 45-year-old woman. Came out of it. But a minute later, won woman of the year. All right, dude. Listen, we all have our taste, okay? I'm sorry.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
I'm saying with makeup on Glamour magazine, look very good.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
That's why I don't take any advice on health from 26-year-olds.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Correct. I'm calcifying, motherfucker. None of your shit's going to help my calcification. I'm dying. I have arthritis. So do I. Yeah. So do I. I got to warm my feet up before I get out of the car. Okay? I have a whole thing about that, but... You know, that's the reality of getting older.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
I know. He's got a thick neck. He's got a perm. He's actually handsome. He's wearing a jewel. He's wearing his jewelry. Very expensive watch. He looks great.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
I was telling you this the other day. I think his political transformation is interesting because, now there's a cynical view. It's from jujitsu. Agreed. When you do MMA and you're around other men and your testosterone goes up, you start to feel your body. You put your hands on the world. You're going to have a different perspective, for real. It's going to change.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Of course I didn't brush my teeth before I went to bed. Give a fuck. You know what I mean? You're married. You're married. She was like, I love you so much. Your breath is four dimensional. You know, these fires.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
They have done studies, I believe, Jamie, you can look this up, where when they raise a man's testosterone, he becomes more conservative, more right wing.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Yeah. His voice sounds different even. Yeah, he's good. He's becoming a man. Well, fucking broke. Men are raised by women in our schools and stuff. And because of this, probably in the past 30 years, masculinity was always considered, they were taught it's a liability.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Well, the woke ideology had a major problem, which was it was reductive. Right? It would reduce a complicated world to a binary world, which is ironic, by the way. But it would sort of say, I can solve all this. There are oppressors and oppressed. There's power and powerless people.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
black and white also there's no forgiveness zero forgiveness don't apologize they'll really crucify you and you can't there's no retribution there's no way to come back but my 13 year old son you can see these kids now at 13 don't start talking to him about this shit because these kids are like they've already been they figured it out at 13 I'm telling you my son was like I don't feel I don't like this shit I want to do jujitsu and wrestle all the time fuck off also podcasts correct
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
I have a whole joke about that. It's like there are a couple of things. My whole joke is this. I can't call my friends. I had this joke. I was like, if I call my friends and I'm like, I'm sad, my friends can call me. You got the wrong number, pussy. And it's like, Joe Rogan, that's a mean way to talk to me, you know? But it's true. I remember one time I called you. This is fucking great.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
I called you and I remember my audition went bad and it was like the third, I would get right there. I was about to, and back then, remember, if you got a TV show, your money problems were gone for a while. All I thought about was I get to drink great wine and buy a fucking house and take a minute, right?
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
you're thinking of a nice car remember that and I fucking called you and I go like this I go fuck dude I don't know I was good and he goes you can't be good you gotta be great I go I know I know I know I just I don't know I'm just I don't know I just can't I can't figure it out and I was bummed right and I was basically saying I'm sad and you fucking go you go yeah and he goes what do you want to do tonight I go I don't know I just let it down he goes
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Hey, you'll be all right. Let's just fucking go out and eat and do something. You'll figure it out. Fucking relax. Don't get all mopey about this shit. I was like, okay. And that was it.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
My favorite was that one of the women said, you want people to look like you.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
And I'm like, hey, listen, hey, lady, when my house is on fire and I'm trying to get my kids out, I'm not going to be like, hey, can I get some people that look like me? Because this doesn't make me feel safe.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Yeah, dude. I loved it. You used to pick me up in that shit. I was like, what the fuck?
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
You remember when I was doing that? I finally got my own show. I'm doing those shows. I was like, I fucking do it. I don't like this. I want to do stand-up now. Now I told you. The cool thing about being 57, I'm enjoying stand-up more now than I ever have. Well, you're smarter now.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
They can be white as the driven snow. If they look like a white walker and they can get me out of that fucking fire, I'm in. I want Brian Shaw.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
I'm so gay that when I saw they came by, I saw some firemen, and I didn't know what to do. I wanted to say something like, go get them, guys, or something like that. And I literally went like this. I went – I saluted them.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Tom is the best. So did I. So did I. I was in college. And I was at the Improv in New York, and my father took me to, we sat there and watched Dom Herrera. I remember that's why when I come off stage at the Laugh Factory, and I was still a little in awe of Dom. And Dom goes, Bri, come over here. And I was like, oh, maybe he's going to give me some pointers, you know.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
And I go, he goes, you know what I love about your act? I go, what? And he goes, you don't go for the laughs.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
I have two small children now because what I want to do is what you want to do is you want to get divorced and then you want to have get married again to a woman who's 23 years younger and then have two more kids because that's good.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Yeah, but my wife is so funny because my wife is very handy, and I said – And we had an evacuation where I looked at her and I go, I got to go do Joe's podcast and then shoot my special at the mothership. But I feel guilty about leaving you here. And she goes, what are you going to do? You can't change a tire. I got this.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Yeah. But I'm saying when you master something like that, I'm not saying your marriage is going to be great. I'm saying when you master something like that, it's a very good way to really get to know yourself.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
And when you have a match, how many games are you playing?
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
That becomes a physical game too now. Now you're actually an athlete a little bit. Well, sort of.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
You never get really big fatzos that can handle... There used to be a guy... What I love about The Hustler, one of the greatest movies ever with Paul Newman, is when Jackie... What the fuck's his name? Gleason. Jackie Gleason said, it really came down to character. He washed his hands, washed his face, and drew a blank and came back and beat him.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
That was a really interesting lesson for me as a young man.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
But everything at the highest level is those micro adjustments.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
They say when Rafa Nadal is one of the greatest tennis players ever. When he won Wimbledon, they're all clapping. He comes in and the legend goes, I don't know if it's true, but I heard it makes sense. He's coming in and he's going like this. He goes, I think my grip, I think I want to, he's not even paying attention. He's talking to his coach.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
I feel like my grip should be just a little bit like that or still making micro adjustments. You just won Wimbledon.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
But isn't stand-up like, so I'm going to shoot this special, and I'm going to throw it away, and I've got to start again. And just because I've done five specials doesn't mean it's going to be easier. It's going to be a motherfucker because I've got to come up with – I've got to make sure I don't repeat myself. I've got to make sure I'm not – You've got to have something to say.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Do you ever get tired of talking to – do you ever get tired of doing this podcast even though you have very interesting people?
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
I like trying to think about- Yeah, because you have a lot of problem solvers on this podcast, too.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
We all were. Yeah. I think what was interesting is we would, I'd have these opinions and I'd, I'd, I'd state these truths and then like somebody would Google it and be like, Hey, Hey dude, no. It's like I had this hilarious fucking typical Brian. I'm talking about cows, grass fed, all this shit. Hey, Hey man, I've never been on a farm. Okay. Never, never raised cows.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
The farmer goes, Hey, I love your podcast. Brian's wrong about everything he said, but it's cool. I fucking emailed the guy back, you know, I'm talking to him. And he gave me an education. He's like, I mean, what you're saying is just not true when it comes to how you raise cows. And there was a thousand things, of course, I had no idea. That's the biggest liability, I think, in a lot of ways.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Yeah, this is like Mike Catherwood. You know Mike? Great guy. Do you know Mike Catherwood? He was on Loveline.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Psycho Mike Hathaway. That's right. So Mike comes down with his wife, who's an actress, and they're like, I'm going to be in Austin on the outskirts, and I want to live on a farm. Did he move here? Yeah, he's a kid from L.A. He goes, I get here, and we got guinea fowl. We got little sheep. We got rabbits. We got all— And fucking the snakes are eating all my eggs.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
The guinea fowl getting decimated by coyotes, foxes, whatever the fuck it is out there. I mean, everything's dying. I'm just getting decimated by hawks coming in. I'll take your bunnies. That's adorable. You think you can raise bunnies? So they're just getting decimated. Guess what they did? What's the one change they made?
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
And bro, he said, even the fucking snakes are on those. He's like, those fucking dogs are just like, coyotes? Excuse me, sir?
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Those fucking things will just patrol your grounds, and anything on four legs is going to pay a very dear price.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Count me in. I'll wear a tweed jacket. I'll smoke cigars. I'm not going to do any of the work, but I'll supervise.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
But what if you had out like a big pond with fish? Yeah. So you can fish.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
You had land you can shoot your own... Let me tell you about freshwater fish. Yeah?
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Did I ever tell you the conversation I had with Arnold Schwarzenegger? I was with John Leguizamo.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Well, that was the Great Migration, right? So from the South, a huge number of black people went up to Detroit looking for jobs. And the problem was when they got to there, first of all, the auto industry started to get decimated because it started to move toward Japan and different countries. In the 50s? I can't remember. See when the Great Migration was. It was before that.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Well, they had jobs and there was a whole thriving community. But really what happened also is that the auto workers union, I'm sorry, but it kept black people out of it. There's a lot of racism that went on. So a lot of people couldn't find jobs.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Well, it was like the Puerto Rican exodus from Puerto Rico to New York. They went up there looking for manufacturing jobs. Then the manufacturing jobs coincided with moving south. So you had this massive number of people who didn't have anywhere to go.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Well, the biggest thing that every mainstream publication is in crisis, and I think they've earned it. They've deserved it. The New York Times still makes money, but primarily not because of their articles that people read. It's primarily because they're crosswords. They're puzzles.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
But when you take things out of context and you have journalists that are 26 years old and have an ideological bent, the rest of us are going, the news doesn't reflect the world I live in. Whatever the fuck you're saying, I don't know who this is. I've never seen this. I live in a very different world. And it's going to be interesting to see.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
I think there's a liability, though, where podcasts take the place of mainstream media in some ways, because then you have somebody who's very good at talking for three hours and they can really sway a lot of people. But that's one side of their story. So now you have just that.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
So you have to be careful because sometimes it could just move things over here where, again, the truth is somewhere in the middle a lot of times or it's more nuanced or there's just more to know.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Imagine if I was, like, saying things. Yeah, how'd that come across? Can we do that again?
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
You didn't even catch it. Oh, you fucker. Oh, wait a minute. Hey, you motherfucker. You're saying that Mark Zuckerberg and Mel Gibson get better ratings than me? This is bullshit. Occasionally.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
on a podcast or whatever, when they say, you guys, all those people over there are wrong. I'm the one whistleblower. I figured out I'm the one. Now you do have Mavericks, but I always am weary of when I hear somebody go, all that, the entire medical establishment is wrong. And I'm right. And I go, I don't think so. I just don't think you know enough. I don't think you as one person.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
I'm not going to just put all my bags. There is something called a scientific consensus. Sometimes that can be a bullshit consensus. We can be told that climate scientists all agree. It's not true. It's just how you get funding. So sometimes the incentive structures are there.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
I also know some CIA people, like real CIA people. And you talk to them and it's like, they're always like this. They're always like, dude, I wish we were as competent as people say. I mean, if you were involved- Talk to Evan Hafer.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Same thing. I said to him, I went to his wedding, and I loved everybody there because they were all his closest friends. Evan was there and stuff, and that was the first time I met Evan.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
And I'm just talking to these tier one guys and they just seemed so intelligent and they were so, and they were, and John Dudley was there and a lot of like great guys, but I'm talking to some pretty cool people, right? Who, who, who have done a lot with their life and they were well-rounded and everything else.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
And I said, man, I just think it'd be so fun to be in that, in a tier one unit because they're just all so, they're so smart and they're just, they just have such a wide breadth of knowledge. And he goes, God, you're so fucking wrong. Yeah.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
That dude is so fucking smart. He's another guy who's very smart.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
He's also a CL Team 6 guy, so he's got some physicality.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Oh, dude, there's no financial stress at all. It's great. You know what? If I hustle until I'm 80, I'll be fine. Anyway. Oof. It's going to be really awkward when I call you at 75. I just need help this month. But anyway, so I fucking – I look at her and I go – she's like a girl from Jersey, like Irish-Italian chick, no nonsense. Been working since she was 16.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
That happened to me the other day. I trained at this in Nono's MMA, who I love it, down in Hermosa. and I love doing it, but I, of course, I'm rolling with a 26-year-old, and I'm like, let's go, and of course, I'm 57, and I see his ankle. Don't give me your ankle, bro. I'm an ankle guy. I pick his ankle, drive him to the ground, fucking poke that ankle.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Had trouble looking left for 11 days. All right? Fucking worth it.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
I don't get hurt when I'm rolling with somebody who's really good.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Well, part of that also, I think that one of the, people don't talk about this. I think the Dagestanis, the Russians, like Marab.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Dude, I thought I was straight this whole time. God damn, son.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
I think his coach is a gold medalist Olympic wrestler. Here's the thing about those guys. I think one of their advantages that nobody talks about is that when you get a guy like Khabib, you get these Dagestanis, you get these Russians, these Armenians and stuff. They've been training probably since they were six. And so what happens is your tendons and everything gets really, really strong.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
And also, if you ever watch like Alexander Carell and the way they would warm up. Those guys, like Corellon could do a backflip, go splits and all that. Those guys, the way they warm up was, it was scientific.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
And so, because they knew that the micro damage that happens, and so they would strengthen all the connective tissue first. And I think a lot of times, like guys like Marab, guys like Umar, Since they've been training so long, their bodies are different. They feel different. They are different. They're more rugged. So they don't get injured. They don't deal with injuries.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
One of the biggest things that is hard for a lot of guys.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
They might get injured. I think they get injured less. They probably do. Or they train differently.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
developed to strike yeah but you also have to be like if you look at the the boxers like if you look floyd mayweather his father and his uncle said to him like they knew they were like boxing is just about as much about not getting hit like you can be great and everything else if if your emphasis isn't on every time you throw you got to be in a position where you're not going to get hit every time you step custom auto was that way too every time you you throw you step and
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
And a huge part of that is it was all a foot game. And all of that is if you haven't been trained properly, as you're learning how to box, you're going to take a lot of damage. And you're fucked. You're fucked after a while. And if you look at those really good coaches, those old guys, Eddie Futch, who taught, who would teach the jab, your hand was here.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Because instead of here, you were taking shots, you would be here. So if you watch him fight with Ken Norton when he fought Ali – He said, when you fight Ali, Ali's here when he jabs. He's doing this. I want your hand here. So you can see Norton catching Ali's jab and then, boom, answering back and catching Ali in the face.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Those little details make literally all the difference in whether you box five more years or if you're done five years earlier.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
So I'm with John Leguizamo. We were doing that movie Ride Along. And John goes, hey, stick around. We'll have some dinner with a friend of mine that's coming by. I didn't know who it was. Arnold shows up with his assistant. It's kind of cool. And I'm a fan.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
He wasn't Jermaine. I mean, what's his name? Trevante Davis or anything.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Those Dagestanis are made of different fucking... He's Chechnyan.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
When you have your hands up with him, he'll still concuss you. Yeah. He hits that hard. Just basic two, like ones and twos, maybe a hook once in a while.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
So we're sitting there and I just read a book on California politics by Michael Lewis called Boomerang about sort of like how a lot of the towns like Stockton went broke because of the pension plans and all that shit. Blah, blah, blah.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
I think the best fighter, I think you can make an argument for certainly top three fighters of all time.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
I mean, I've watched every one of his fights. That dude is on such a different level.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
He's fighting giants. He's fighting giants. When you're fighting a guy who's 60 pounds heavier with 10-ounce, 12-ounce gloves, it makes such a world of difference.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
But please understand, Usyk fought at, I think, 75 when he started out. He's not a big, frank guy.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Let's go, Andy. Let's go. I like it. We've got to get you an accountant, though. Don't spend too much of your money on that.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
I think there's also you've got to take the responsibility on of being a champion. It's hard to hold that. It's one thing. It's like starting a business. You can get people to know about your business. Running a business is very different.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
The Cubans are amazing because they don't hit mitts. You'll have a guy, and they just move and move and move. And once in a while, the coach will lift a glove. About one shot. You know, move and move and move. It's all footwork.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
What about cold plunges? That's controversial still, right?
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
What the fuck? Look how big it was. What in the world?
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
So Dan Gable said he would do a sauna after working out because it raised his endurance.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
I did that in fucking Sweden where I was with all these Vikings. It's fucking so funny.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Well, I guess we needed it to grow all the oranges, right?
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
There's a scene in a book called Blood Meridian where the guy chops a dude's head off with that fucking knife. Let me see that. Who gave me this?
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
I mean, that's a knife. I don't know what you'd do with this if you had to clear a brush.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
What is this? It's a hacking knife. Who gave me that? It's when you're coming in and you want to just clear a house.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Yeah, that's a ridiculous knife. That's an overkill. Do we know who gave it to me? If somebody wears that on their belt, I'm like, your dick is tiny. That's incredible.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Well, I want to see what happens because I think, first of all, rents are going to go through the roof. This is going to be crazy. Where's everybody going to live? It's a major housing shortage. This is a major problem.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
I'll tell you what's going to happen, I think. I think people that own houses that are not in fire zones, even if they're small, are going to sell their houses for millions of dollars. Because you've got those very wealthy people going, I need a place, name a price. And your house might be worth $2 million, you're going to sell it for $4 million.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
It's going to be completely fucked. And remember, Los Angeles has been the worst at building affordable housing or just housing in general. All the permitting you got to go through, all the red tape, they can't do it. There's so many issues. There's so many issues, but especially housing, especially. We have, what is it? I think the Poverty rate in Los Angeles is like second to none.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
The schools are terrible. The homeless situation is, I think, the second. But hey, it's sunny.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
There's a lot of TikTok stars, and that's good for our culture. That's good for our culture.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Well, I said to you when you signed that deal, I go, I say this to people about you. You've not changed even a little bit. Well, if anything, you've calmed down. You have peace of mind. But you've not changed as like in terms of like, you know, you become a very powerful, influential person. But I've never I haven't seen you change. I haven't seen you like it hasn't gone to your head. I said, why?
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
And you go, I think it's because I do something really difficult every day. And it just reminds me of what a bitch I am.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Oh, look at that. God bless him. God bless him. Dude, that's when you're really trying.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Yeah, it's so bad for you. Comments. It's so bad for you. I've never read one, especially good ones. I don't want to hear it because it's going to have power over me. I don't want to hear the good ones either.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
You know that kid Matan? Matan? He's that kid, this Israeli kid who's like 17 years old and a complete troll. I did his podcast. It was so fun. But he's just like, those kids at that age, they are about just, there's no reverence to anything. No. They want to tear it all down.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
With his COVID mask on. That's just a last stand, bro. That's a last stand.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
I don't know if the blame lays in the fire department, by the way, here. I think, you watch, I'm going to make a prediction. I bet it's just already happening. I promise you that the progressive government in Los Angeles and in Sacramento is going to blame not infrastructure, not government incompetence, not mismanagement, but climate change.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
It's placing a group above an individual, right? So treat that person like an individual. I don't give a shit that she's into women. I don't care at all.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
If she's competent, I'll fucking vote for her all day. I don't know if she is. I don't know enough about her record.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Well, that video I showed you of my friend's house that just disappeared. And then you remember I sent you that video of him driving down the PCH. Those guys are coming to my house because where I'm at is the only place that's where the air is breathable and all that. Well, we have a barrier between the 405 and also the airport. So it's really we're pretty safe.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Until what happened? It got too expensive to do business. It got too expensive to shoot in L.A.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Taxes and everything else. It got too expensive. It is too expensive to open restaurants or anything else in L.A. So you've got this great sandwich chain I'm obsessed with called Snarf's, right? I just like their... I think they have one in Austin.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Yeah, I brought them here. Yeah. I love their sandwiches, dude. And... You know, that company is so good that I literally was... I want to get involved in the franchise business because I think they're crushing. And they will not open in Los Angeles. It's too expensive. There are too many... A friend of mine who you and I both know has businesses in Texas and businesses in Los Angeles.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
And a lot of them, okay? I'll tell you who it is later. Ooh, I love a suspense. So in his California businesses... He's been sued over 1,000 times. I think it's 1,002 times. 1,002 times in the 18 years he's been in business. In Texas, he's been sued once. Once. And in that case, they were right to sue them because they did something wrong.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
And it's pretty interesting because there's literally a difference in culture. There's a difference in the notion of I'm responsible for my actions. Somebody else is responsible for the state I'm in. And that is a mind virus that has taken over Los Angeles, taken over California, in my opinion. A lot of this is just mindset.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
And I think it's very ironic, with all due respect, because I have a lot of friends who lost houses in the Palisades area and everything else. But... And I... If you had walked through the Palisades, you would have seen a lot—most of them voted for Karen Bass. I'm not saying Karen Bass deserves all this blame, but I'm saying there was a lot of Kamala stuff there, very little Trump stuff.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
And it's ironic to me because I do think, to an extent, without having done enough research—but I've done some— that you have to lay at least some of the blame for this total inability to respond to government mismanagement.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
And the fact that this government, this progressive government in California, in Sacramento, in Los Angeles, put things like climate change and social justice ahead of fucking basic infrastructure. Basic infrastructure. You knew that they were predicting and they knew how dry this season was. Fucking eight months without rain. Okay, guys?
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
So we need to figure out there is a way to solve every problem. Do you need an army of firefighters? They cut 17%. I know.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Well, to your point, this was a perfect storm to an extent, and there's a limit to what any fire department can do. There's a limit, right? We live in Los Angeles. Fires are a reality. Earthquakes are a reality. Mudslides are a reality. We know this. California is a tough place to live. It's great, but there are a lot of liabilities.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
I just think if you know that that's the case, something went wrong. And our infrastructure, the fact that our fire hydrants and it happened in Colorado three years ago. But the fact that the fire hydrants lost pressure, you can predict these things.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
The homeless thing, too. You talk to progressives about the homeless thing. You know what they'll say? It's a housing shortage. No, it's not. It's a drug and mental health problem. Housing, housing, housing. Sorry.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
And so there's a vested interest in keeping homeless a problem.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
I know a guy who was a tier one guy who was dealing with real demons and he did one session of Ibogaine and it changed everything.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
And that's surprising that Rick Perry, who's a Texas conservative.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Well, they did a really interesting study on, or there was a guy, a journalist, I can't remember who it was talking about. They drew this comparison when the 60s music movement happened with Hendrix and all those guys. When they were taking psychedelics, incredible things were going on musically. Oh, yeah. Once they turned to cocaine and heroin, the music fucking died. Hairbands.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
I drove a 1985 Porsche Targa. Dude, it's a stick shift. Oh, yeah. What a beautiful car. You feel everything, but God damn, it's beautiful. I mean, you're just zipping it.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
That's the only time I've driven a car and I went, I get it. I've never been into cars.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
I drive a Tesla 3 with white interior, white exterior. I wanted to be as gay as I could.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
What can I pick one of those up for like a regular car? A regular one?
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
And I go – we had an evacuation order that they sent out by accident to people even down where I'm at. Yeah, what was that? It was some guy who –
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
That's why I like my car so much. I like the Tesla. It's... I love it.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
That thing is a- That's like grinding your own coffee. It's something about it.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
I think there's a huge value to that, like cooking. Oh, yeah. The fact that it takes- You take time to get good at something like cooking the perfect beef stew or whatever the fuck it is.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Convenience and abundance comes with a price like everything else. Sometimes that's a lack of connection. Sometimes just the actual process of doing shit, like the actual process of preparation and all that is a form of flow.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
that you get into there's a great book called Beyond Boredom and Anxiety by Csikszentmihalyi I don't know what the fuck his name is he's like this Hungarian scientist he compares the flow state that rock climbers surgeons painters and conductors get into and it's all very similar because it takes incredible concentration when you're rock climbing and you don't want to fall I bet the rock climbers look at the painters like bitch you are not in the same flow state as me motherfucker no they're not because it's life and death right
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
And it had no top. Dude, I thought I was going to pass out. I was like, I went to the mechanic. I think I'm going to pass out. I was all panicked. You know, he goes, it's just the way it is. I go, what do you mean it's the way it is?
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Fucking sold that thing for 500 bucks or something. I don't know.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Well, you know what it is? They have a personality. There's something about getting into... I had a girlfriend who had a vintage Mercedes, and I swear to God, I got attached to that car. It felt like an experience. I would get in there, and it had a personality almost. It was like... 100%.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Because somebody had made that. Somebody had taken the time. A lot of that shit's made by hand, I think. Right.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Like when something's really considered by craftsmen and you can't, you cannot replace the feel of like something that's been crafted out of leather.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
It's an artistic, it's an expression of artistry, man.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
You know how much my three weighs? Almost 6,000 pounds.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
You used to like big trucks, too, though. You like the Denali's and stuff.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
That's the kind of car you take out on a countryside. Oh, yeah, man. And you wear a scarf.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Gloves, scarf, and you wear the glasses. I want to be European so badly sometimes. And your lady's doing this. You're going too fast. Yeah.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Yeah, but it's also ridiculous. I mean, does it come with a Batman suit?
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
When you run away from looters. Once I start selling theater tickets.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
I know. I got to do that. You've been telling me that a long time.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
I hope it is. But I have my other kids, so I have two families.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Plus, when you're on the road like me, traveling from Texas is way easier than traveling from fucking Los Angeles.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
You know, I got to tell you, the crazy thing about the Pacific Palisades was that eight years ago, probably eight, maybe almost nine years ago, I looked at houses there with my ex-wife. And we came so close to buying a house because it's such a beautiful place. We didn't buy it because it was a little too expensive, to be honest with you. It was just a little out of our price point.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
You want to talk about one of the greatest comics, period? I watched that motherfucker and I'm like, and he's still doing it at his age.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Yeah. Well, these fires, I feel like these fires are kind of almost like my wake-up call.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
I'm an idiot. I'm like... I can't figure shit out. How come you can't figure things out? Because I'm bad with that stuff, okay? That's why my wife was like, get out of here. You can't do it. I'll take care of it. I'm like, raise my kids. Save them. Tell my story. I'll be in Austin. Sorry about the fires. Tell them to watch your special. Tell all the kids at school to watch Daddy Special.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Watch Daddy Special. It's going to be good. False gods. I'm excited, man.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
I was like, I would rather, like, shoot it here, you know? Mm-hmm. Because you did that club right, man. You did that club right. It makes such a difference. Yeah. Well.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
That's it. I get a kick out of you because I don't know. You still have, like, for this podcast, what, three people that work for you? I mean four, but, you know, more than that.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
My buddies, they're going to start a podcast. Well, we've got to get a production team. We've got to get this and that. I'm like, hey, bro.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
But even for a smaller house, it was expensive, right? But it's beautiful.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
fucked up because i don't know if you know this is gonna be this is gonna be shocking grab the table la's not run very well hold on i know hold on what the fuck you're saying because see here's the thing we have to worry about i know isn't the chief of fire department a lesbian now hold on let's not turn this into listen here's the bottom it's run amazing it's not about infrastructure infrastructure i won't sit here while you disparage the great people sir that are running los angeles sir infrastructure's got to take a backseat to climate change and social justice and homeless abatement which hasn't
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
And he's not trying to be – Anything he's not. So what happens in that position is that's kind of a big job. Right. And it'd be very easy to go, I'm part of this podcast. I'm a huge part of it. He doesn't get his ego.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
The last thing you would ever think, the last thing is...
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
I think what happens is it builds resentment if you're not- 100%. You got to be careful with all that.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
that that house would burn down or there was a fire hazard especially down like where Gelson's was or the whole town that dude when I'm saying the town is gone you know the only structure that's standing is that guy Caruso that mayor the guy who ran for mayor narrowly lost to Karen Bass he built that mall out of fire retardant material and that's the only structures that pretty much downtown that are in the town of Pacific Palisades Frank Grillo our buddy his old house burned right to the ground just done
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Henry VIII said something like that. He said, every time I promote somebody, I create eight enemies and one ingrate. Something like that. I think that was the quote.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
He was terrible. Henry VIII was a fucking idiot. Maybe he's just a piece of shit. You know what he did, right? So the Catholic Church, he wanted a son, and his wife was barren, and he wanted an heir, and the Catholic Church would not... Codify his divorce. So he was like, okay, I'm gonna start the Anglican Church fuck off I'm gonna start my own church and it's gonna okay.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
It's gonna be okay with divorce So he created the Anglican Church and the great story of a man for all seasons Thomas Sir Thomas more was Thomas more would not join the Anglican Church and they killed him for it And he said I am more than my appetites.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
I am more than you know, my body I am my principles and my principles are higher and I'm gonna stick to the Catholic Church kind of like, you know I wish I was
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
All right? I was in acting class. As you remember that. And one of the... Kind of a famous actor. He did the scene. This is so great. He did the man for all seasons. And as he... So you do a scene. And a lot of working actors in the class. This is Los Angeles. And we all sit back. And now the great teacher will now break it apart. And he... The actor began to weep.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
And they said, why are you crying? And he says, because I'm not this man. I would have joined the Anglican church. And it bothers me that I'm not the kind of principled man that would stick to.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
He was one of my favorite actors, too. And I was like, there you go. At least you know your fucking limitations.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Never say what you would do in an emergency because you don't know.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Well, you better know you're vulnerable. Like, you walk around like a tough guy. Right. The real tough guys are the guys that have done a lot of shit or who've seen a lot of combat or at least been involved in, like, Evan Hafer, for example, has probably done a lot more than he... He never talks about any of it.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
You'll never hear him say anything, but... And for that matter, Andy Stump's the same way. They don't really tell you anything, but... They're very aware that, first of all, it's very easy to be killed. Very easy. I don't care how strong you are, what you bench. A tiny child can kill you with a gun. Right away. So you get a real sense.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Part of what's really good about just doing combat sports or doing any kind of, like, even a rough sport, contact sport, is that you come into contact with objective reality. It's very hard to start living this fake existence. And part of the problem, I think, with our society is a lot of people controlling the narrative.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
don't really pay a price for being wrong because they live a life and they live a job where they're working, where they're working with their mouth. They're working with only their brain. And I think you get a lot from actually trying to grow your own food or doing whatever it is.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
You know, you've got to kind of come in, you own a farm and you realize that life eats life and things, everything of nature, mother nature is a motherfucker and wants to kill everything you try to grow. It gives you a very different perspective on reality and what the world is about.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Right. You ever see Steven Pinker's book, The Blank Slate? Those people have never been in contact with anybody white or Western, and the guys that get laid the most are the guys that kill the most people in combat and have their hair on their daggers. So they have their version of a fucking all-star quarterback, too, and he gets all the pussy. And they were like, what the fuck?
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
And they literally attacked their reputations and everything. They drove them out of academia.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
And life takes a certain amount of aggression and competitive spirit or you're going to fucking get eaten.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Yeah, you're going to get fucked is really what happens. That's right. For sure. So don't – it's great. I love that we're all – it's all utopian until your kids don't have enough to eat. And then I'm going to kill – that's what happens. People are really kumbaya until your kids – have to struggle for resources, and then they become genocidal.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Jared Diamond, who wrote Guns, Germs, and Steel, did the study with the fucking people up in the Guinea highlands. The minute they started running out of resources, they would start coming up with stories about the other tribe over there that were basically, yeah, they eat their own kids. Yeah, they're fucking really evil.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Just to whip up, just to justify what they were about to do to that other tribe because they got their stuff.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
I think what changed me a lot was when I was younger, I was accidentally around some pretty rough people, some criminals, people that were –
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
bad violent or you know um and i think i remember going i remember it's very scary when you're around people that are you know like that and i never forgot it because i was pretty naive as most of us are coming up because i'd been around a good family and stuff like that and i saw how ugly and dangerous Some men can be, especially when nobody's looking. And I never forgot the idea.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
I mean, I lived in. Remember, also, I was in the war in Lebanon.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
So I think you I was I left and I was I left Lebanon when I was. I was 11 years old.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Yeah, and then I went back. I went back when I was, I think, 15, 16, and I didn't recognize anything from my childhood. So I was in Lebanon for five years. And so I had wonderful memories. And then the war broke out and we were stuck. My father couldn't get back in because he was... And then we got evacuated. But I was living in the Holiday Inn for six months. And we had to sleep on the floor.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
And then finally we had to go down into the fucking underground parking lot because they were bombing. And you would wake up and you would hear machine guns and stuff. So you felt very out of sorts and very, very... It was very scary. You're a kid. And I remember seeing – on a balcony, I remember seeing planes bomb a gas station. I never forgot it.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
I don't know. The wind blew a different direction or something.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
I never forgot seeing the planes come in and the missiles dropped and just – the sound, dude, the sound. And I don't know if anybody who's been in war knows this, but I was on the beach. I was on Coral Beach. and it probably was in the 80s. I was 14, 15, 16, whatever I was. They shot a rocket over our head, okay? And I think it was a test fire.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Dude, when I tell you that the sound was so loud that we all fell on the ground. I fell down on the sand. The sound was so disoriented that everybody went down on their hands and knees. That's how loud it was over your head. And I think that when you are in that kind of proximity to...
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
violence like that and then later on when I was older I was around some people who were pretty rough you know and for me I always I knew that if the grid broke down that those people were going to take over and there was going to be no fucking mercy and I've never forgot that and so you could see with COVID the minute That law enforcement had to restrict their resources. You saw what happened.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
No, I don't think any house withstands that kind of fire.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Looting. You saw crime. You saw homelessness. And the fabric of a society can break down so fucking quickly. People don't realize it. Until you've been in countries where it's happened. And until you've been around... Men who negotiate the world in a violent way and maybe in ways that are a little bit outside the law. You don't know what you're doing, man. You've got no idea. So all those people.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
And I love when the left starts talking about. you know, violent revolution and you're in college kid, you have no fucking idea. You don't, first of all, don't wake up that and don't wake up the conservative. Don't do that.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Let's not even talk about it because I know a lot of guys that shoot real straight, you know, and often and yeah, and often and they're very comfortable and they're comfortable in those violent spaces.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Yeah. Let's not, let's not, let's not let those dogs slip.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
His body just comes from enforcement. His traps, he just looks like a giant block. He's a born enforcer. He's not going to win a Nobel Prize for peace.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Let's keep those guys on a – let's keep them over here on a leash.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Yes. And please understand the base of our republic also is that we have civilian control of a military. And that was a huge – in the election between I think Madison and Jefferson, the idea was – was it Madison or was it – Adams, I can't remember. But in the election was, should we have a standing army?
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Because traditionally in a republic, if you had a standing army, a very charismatic general like Napoleon would take over the army and take over the country. So that was a huge thing. James Madison was a genius at figuring out how to limit that. And he said, checks and balances, but you have to have civilian government in control of the military because military people arrive at military solutions.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Yeah. Fucking really important, man. Really important. Don't let guys like John McPhee, you need him in war, but God bless.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
He used the word viceroy, and he did it on purpose. It's like- But Eric comes from a position of how to solve problems. Yeah. When he was talking about Gaza, he said, we have the ability to frack. What that means is we can drill sideways. He said, you could have filled those tunnels with seawater instead of bombing the shit out of 70% of it and killing all those people.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
You could have flooded those fuckers out. Because you drill... And I don't know if this is true. I don't know anything about fracking. But he does. And he said, you could have drilled fucking... this way, take the Mediterranean, fill all those tunnels with seawater, and they would have had to come up, and you would have been just fine, and just position people when they come out of the water.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Why didn't they choose that? A good question. The same reason that in Afghanistan, they had an oil reserve there in Afghanistan that was well-capped by the Soviets. Well-capped. We could have taken that cap off, and that oil, they had enough oil to not only fuel the entire country, but the whole war effort right there for about nine cents a gallon.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
But instead, we would get our oil from Saudi Arabia, et cetera, and have to ship it through Pakistan with all the roadblocks. It was about 900 bucks a gallon or some crazy shit. He was on my thing talking about it.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Yeah, he's very smart. And Eric is, he's a problem solver. You can say whatever you want about him, but I really enjoy, he's a very smart guy. And I know people that work with him and for him.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
But here's my other thing. Here's the question I have. Okay, so you see that, right? Now- Who is going to rebuild there and who's going to finance it? And then what kind of insurance are you going to be able to get? So are you going to get insurance? Is a bank going to finance that? Would you want to rebuild there when you have to wait for a gas station for a grocery store? There's nothing there.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Only if you want to save lives. Yeah. But again, this is social justice. Social justice. No, they care about representation. Ideology over effectiveness. Ideology over utility.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
There's a limit to what you can do. People, you know, they're not stupid. Americans, they reach their boring point.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Well, that's because they, again, they're framing the problem wrong. If you talk to those people, you talk to the people in charge of homelessness. A lot of times, I'm not saying a lot of them are, look, a lot of them are good people and a lot of them are smart and they know a lot more about it than I do.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
So I don't like being the guy who's talking about like, but I'm just saying I like to be fair. I want to be fair. But I think when you're framing it just as a housing problem and an inequality problem, it's a fucking,
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
And, you know, California was always, including under Democratic governors, California was always known as a place that was run very, very well with really responsible civic employees for a long time under Reardon and that and stuff.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Right. So to me, I don't know what happens to that very valuable property.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
So I had... I was with Arnold Schwarzenegger and I asked him, what was it like to be governor? And one of the things I got was that how little power he, he was not able to get a lot of things done, but I'll give you a classic example. He said, and I'm sorry if I'm paraphrasing, but he said something, he said, there was a water issue.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
And he said, these farmers over here are not using all that water. So here's ready. Here's what you do. Just take the water they're not using and give it to this, this part of the state over here. Let's not be able to just pipe it over here. And his senators said, Mr. Governor, you can't do that. He said, why?
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
He goes, because now you're asking me to go and ask my constituents to give up some of their water. They're going to use that against me in my next election. So Schwarzenegger goes, so then what the fuck are we going to do? And he goes, here's what you're going to do. You're going to make a speech and you're going to say exactly what you just said to us.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
And we're going to say yes, but then we're not going to really let it happen. Right. And he goes, that's how this works. He goes, how you're learning, baby. That's fucking California state politics.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Let me give you an example. So- Pete Hegseth seems like a great guy. I'm a fan. I don't know much about him, but he seems like the kind of guy I'd like to hang out and have a beer with. I'm sure he's very smart. Princeton, I think. Harvard. Bronze star. Wrote four books. Awesome. I'm sure he'll be a very effective Secretary of Defense.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
However, that job, this DOD, I think has a million point one employees and a budget of $750 billion, maybe $850 billion. Now, just that is a massive, massive company, essentially. And that requires management on a different level. That skill set is very specific and very, very difficult and very strange. It doesn't mean that because you are a great soldier, you can necessarily do that.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
And I'm saying I'm not I'm just using it as an example. So we have to get down to brass tacks and take politics out of this and get real fucking practical with all this stuff. I think with Elon Musk and with Vivek Ramaswamy, the US government is a very complicated organism and massive and does a lot of shit none of us even know about. You know, I always use this as an example.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Who the fuck keeps geese out of the airfields? The Department of Agriculture. Who keeps falcons on hand at most airports? Peregrine falcons. You know who does? The Department of Agriculture. You know why? Because they're territorial birds. They keep all the other birds out of the airfield. You know how to do that? Because I don't.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Who gets sheep to graze at a higher altitude because of global warming and they don't want to graze when it's really hot? I don't know, but we have to do that if you want mutton and fucking wool. And there are scientists that have to figure that out. They're not political. There's a thousand things.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Who manages all that nuclear waste in the ground and makes sure it doesn't get into the Columbia River and the waterways? Who manages our electric grid? Who keeps track, please, I'd like to know, of all these spent uranium rods, sir, that are used in all our diagnostic machines? Because if you detonate one of those motherfuckers over the Super Bowl, you have to clear out that city for 20 years.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
The Department of Energy is the answer. That's Buttigieg. He's doing a great job.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
And so Michael Lewis wrote a book called The Fifth Risk about this. A good book. Short. Very worth reading. Very fucking worth reading. I walk around talking about being a libertarian. As usual, I don't really know what government does. I was so kind of humbled by the book because I was like, there's a lot of shit I rely on.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
People who are needy, people who are very elderly, people who are disabled, who live in places where they can't get food, our food banks feed those people. Meals on Wheels is a really big thing. So there's a lot of shit that the government does, and we feed a lot of people that couldn't feed themselves otherwise. So we have to be careful about not throwing the baby out with the bathwater.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
And once again, take politics out of it. Let's approach everything like it's a problem and stay agnostic about this shit. And sometimes you might have to be a little left. Sometimes you might have to be a little right. Respond to the fucking evidence and be humble about the fact that every time you step into a problem, you may not know anything. And that's what I try to do.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Fucking, why didn't you write, I hope you guys wrote that shit down. Where's my camera? You don't need to write it down, bro. You just said it from the heart. Fuck yeah, dude. Yeah, bro. Fucking hilarious. Yeah, why don't you be a governor? My buddy, my buddy, last time I did my podcast, my buddy AG goes like this. He goes, from Toe Hold, he goes, hey dude, loved your Rogan podcast.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Next time you're on the biggest podcast in the world, make sure you talk about the fucking Bible some more.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
It's not only incredible, but I always think the fact that the Bible endures is interesting.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
I have an opinion. Tell me. I think that if you read the Old Testament, which I've done three times, I would argue that—so what's a theme of a—any author writes a book, the theme is always the author's argument for how one should behave in the world, okay? It's a good way of looking at it. And I think that the central theme of the Bible, of the Old Testament, certainly is don't worship false gods.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
So what's that mean? If you try to worship false gods, if you put too much emphasis on money, on status, on power, whatever it is, on ideology, you will inevitably turn yourself into a circle. You'll be a snake eating its own tail. For whatever reason, human beings have a very hard time inventing and creating their own gods. And we always do it. The value of having a transcendent truth
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
of something that you can't measure. It's very interesting that you can't measure it. So why do the Muslims, why do the Orthodox Jews not have any kind of picture of God? It's because you're putting a measurement around God. You're trying to define God, and that's not for you to do.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
And there's something very valuable about not being able to do that because that transcendent truth is not for you to understand necessarily. It is for you to reach for. It is for you to be reverent of. It's for you to understand that something is watching you, that you will never get away with anything. And I'll quote Jordan Peterson. I love it because I've always thought this.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
I think you agree with this. You don't get away with anything. You'll pay in full for everything you've done and haven't done. It's a great way of looking at things. Maybe it's wrong, but it's a good way to at least keep that in mind.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
This kind of tragedy brings out the best in people and the worst in people. The one thing it does in these communities, it brings all these people together. My buddy started to cry because I was on the phone with him. He lost everything, right? And they're going to come stay with us. And he said, when I was on the phone, these people dropped by and dropped off clothes for them.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Well, also, like I always people talk about God. I kind of like replacing it with truth. So just just try to stay close to the truth, man. And it's hard. Sometimes the truth is really fucking inconvenient. It's really it's really it'll it might throw your whole life up in the air. You might have to burn off, you know, but I don't think, I think it's inevitable.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
And part of like, if you see great stories, you know, what's the definition of a tragedy? It's the hero or the protagonist doesn't learn from his mistakes and holds on. Moby Dick is a tragedy because Ahab will not give up on this fucking white whale that took his leg. And if you read the book, he just gets sucked in. You'd think it'd be some dramatic thing. In the book, Ahab gets caught
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
by the whale, and he just dies this quick. It's just soundless. He just gets sucked in. Like, wait, dude, he's been in the book the whole time. What the fuck happened? That's how it happens, bro. You got sucked down, and the universe doesn't give a fuck. You're not important.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
But you spent all that time trying to get vengeance on a white whale, and that thing was like, he was just trying to run away. You get sucked in and you drown. It's a great way of looking at life. And as I get older, the one thing I would have told myself when I was younger, the one thing I would have told myself is I would have said, hey, listen, listen, fuckface.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
You better tell the truth all the way across the board, all the way across.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
You're so fucking right. Because you know what I always said to myself? I'm one of God's favorites. These things don't apply to me. I'm Peter Pan.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
Yeah, I didn't want to be too... The people I knew who got real famous actors, they were so buttoned down. They were so fucking afraid of everything. And I was like, hey, bro, I think sometimes you got to be willing to throw the whole fucking chessboard in the air.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
And he's got a lot of money. And he started to cry, man. He was like, I can't tell you how many people have reached out.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
that's why I think fighters who can, who have longevity are very special because one of the things, you know, if you like just box or Taekwondo, especially people don't realize that people get, would get knocked out all the time in our studio, but, but also boxing. Like when you get hit hard and you have trouble chewing for like two weeks or you get hit, like, like when I was sparring a lot,
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
I would get hit, man, and I would get fucking gun shy. And my trainer, Wayne McCulloch, would go, you're sparring today. And it was everything I could do not to turn my car around. It would almost turn me into a liar. I was like, I'm in the hospital. Oh, my car just got hit by a truck. Anything.
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#2257 - Bryan Callen
But you'd get there and you'd have your fucking, I would wear a bar because I'm a bitch and a mouthpiece. And I was still always nervous. And I was fighting good guys, fighting guys like me, fucking weekend warriors.
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Fight Companion - October 26, 2024
That's good. He's great. Jamie, find him. That's good. I'll wait till Jamie gets back. You like this, you old fuck? That's pretty good. There's one with him with the schmo. Yeah, he can fucking freestyle. Dude. Okay, who won this fight? Uncle Ive? I'm going to go with the beard guy. 100% Uncle Ive.
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Fight Companion - February 8, 2025
Great conditioning. Look at that. Son of a gun strikes 28 to 17. Wow. He's just more active. More active. So Strickland's down two rounds now.
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Fight Companion - February 8, 2025
See, I would give DDP the advantage over Hamza right now. That's a bet on it.
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Fight Companion - February 8, 2025
He didn't do that to Kamaru Usman. He didn't do it to Gilbert Burns. We go on the third, fourth, and fifth.
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Fight Companion - February 8, 2025
But again, he gassed out against Usman. That was at 85.
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Fight Companion - February 8, 2025
Man, what are you doing? Good 85. You're flipping around.
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Fight Companion - February 8, 2025
If someone goes, how's Brian Callen? Nah. I listen.
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Fight Companion - February 8, 2025
You know who seems to be doing good is Frank Trigg. You see him as a ref out there? Yeah, that's what you want looking nice and fat.
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Fight Companion - February 8, 2025
Yeah, it's probably the beginning. But that's like a tribal thing, right? That's like a New Zealand tattoo.
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Fight Companion - February 8, 2025
They're also both older. I think Tatiana's 31, and then the homegirl, Whaley, is what, 34?
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Fight Companion - February 8, 2025
I was like, this is ridiculous. I'm like, you gay? Wait, does she have a fake ass or no?
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Fight Companion - February 8, 2025
I went like this. Yes. What does he hunt? And then my favorite goes, I bow hunt.
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Fight Companion - February 8, 2025
Because I saw Joe go, I saw Joe go, do you?
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Fight Companion - February 8, 2025
Yeah, because you shoot bows and arrows.
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Fight Companion - February 8, 2025
Lighter weight class female, like older, they turn into fucking gremlins. How about fucking Pantoja?
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Fight Companion - February 8, 2025
If you're going to talk bows with Joe or pool or even cars, you better come correct.
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Fight Companion - February 8, 2025
But the narrative on that too, like the media is like, you know, he's a UFC fighter and he's driving for Uber Eats. It's like he also fought once in three years. Like that's on you, Doug.
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Fight Companion - February 8, 2025
It is hard to explain. It's very complicated. What's it on?
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Fight Companion - February 8, 2025
Like a bad kid. What? What did I do? Look at Izzy right there. Joe, I thought you were going to say he went out and got knocked out or something.
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Fight Companion - February 8, 2025
Mighty Mouse was like the nicest guy ever. Bro, that Ray Borg fight? Dude, I was about to say that.
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Fight Companion - February 8, 2025
They're both from the Caucus Mountains. They are. Yeah, but one guy trains in Jersey. What are we doing here? And also, Murab. He's living in Vegas now.
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Fight Companion - February 8, 2025
All right. All right. The kid's aware. He's aware.
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Fight Companion - February 8, 2025
Rape joke. Let's go. Do they still call it the rape joke?
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Fight Companion - February 8, 2025
So if we're not calling it the rape truck, what should we refer to it as? I don't know. What did they tell you to call it, Joe?
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Fight Companion - February 8, 2025
But they also shouldn't be ringside. Sure they should.
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Fight Companion - February 8, 2025
Yeah, but they can get swayed by the crowd. No. They should be in a disclosed area.
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Fight Companion - February 8, 2025
That's rare. Because a lot of times when it's so atrocious, dude, you're talking about that dude gets half his fucking pay, you idiots. I know.
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Fight Companion - February 8, 2025
And did they go to any of your fights? No. I was going to say, they think the mom's the fighter. Little do they know the dad. No, it's funny.
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Fight Companion - February 8, 2025
Did you get kicked in the thigh, though? Not a ton, right?
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Fight Companion - February 8, 2025
I can't believe this guy's still even in the fight, though. It's a good fight.
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Fight Companion - February 8, 2025
How many fucking 30 takedowns? Shot 30 takedowns? Animal. You do 30 takedowns in this fucking studio, you're a fucking dog. It's one of my favorite moments ever in the corner.
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Fight Companion - February 8, 2025
You know what I love about it? Longo picked Wyman second. Wyman goes, what the fuck? Who did he pick first?
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Fight Companion - February 8, 2025
They're on the same team, bud. Oh, my goodness. The Miami roster. I don't know how they get this fucking cash.
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Fight Companion - February 8, 2025
It reminds me of Kane. Remember Kane had that weird cardio? Oh, yeah.
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Fight Companion - February 8, 2025
They said he took two months off in his heyday.
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Fight Companion - February 8, 2025
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Fight Companion - February 8, 2025
James Gunn. Did they try canceling James Gunn for being mean on set?
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Fight Companion - February 8, 2025
Do you think the studios tell Mark Ruffalo, like, shut the fuck up, dude.
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Fight Companion - February 8, 2025
No, he wants to go up to 205 and fight Yuri.
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Fight Companion - February 8, 2025
You don't want to fight the big boys. Yuri's a thin 205-er.
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Fight Companion - February 8, 2025
There's so many question marks that we don't know how good John is.
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Fight Companion - February 8, 2025
Like the bulldog guillotine is like, hey, dude. At this level?
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Fight Companion - February 8, 2025
A lot of big guys don't have a guard. He's been doing jiu-jitsu in his diapers, man. You're talking about, there's pictures of him at four years old.
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Fight Companion - February 8, 2025
I agree, but as athletic as he is and growing up in that culture, the guard's not going to be shit.
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Fight Companion - February 8, 2025
Whaley probably has a little advantage on the feet, but... A lot more championship experience.
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Fight Companion - February 8, 2025
I almost dropped. Oh, my goodness. I almost called you a maggot. Oh, my goodness.
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Fight Companion - February 8, 2025
In that aisle of wrestling, she took it down in 40 seconds.
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Fight Companion - February 8, 2025
I don't think she's going to need to. That takedown's too easy. She's going to finish her.
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Fight Companion - February 8, 2025
Doesn't have an incline machine like Brandon Callum.
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Fight Companion - February 8, 2025
Her hands are closed. She didn't take it down again, but she'll step over. He's got to get it with the control.
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Fight Companion - February 8, 2025
I was on the same card. I fought Gonzaga. Yeah, that was the fight he fought Lesnar. And when we were doing the fucking pre-shoot stuff, he took his shirt off and I'm like waiting to go.
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Fight Companion - February 8, 2025
And he goes, dude, just shut the fuck up.
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Fight Companion - February 8, 2025
She does the same takedown over and over.
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Fight Companion - February 8, 2025
Guys, guys, guys, I'm a fan of her. I would beat the shit out of her. Yeah, but you're 280 pounds.
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Fight Companion - February 8, 2025
Because he kind of does a character, you know, and he's doing his thing. But Theo's so fucking funny, he breaks like three times. He just can't. He just can't.
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Fight Companion - February 8, 2025
Because Theo's talking about black ducks. He goes, you need to get you some black ducks. Dude, it's so funny.
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Fight Companion - February 8, 2025
He's the best. He broke Kat like four times.
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Fight Companion - February 8, 2025
It's like 35 hours. It's smart. You guys should do it. That's what athletes do.
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Fight Companion - February 8, 2025
That's fucking great. How do you have time to do this, man? With all your jujitsu.
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Fight Companion - February 8, 2025
Well, there's a kid who does the simulation. They made a movie out of it. He played Gran Turismo. Then he actually raced for Nismo. Yeah. That's funny. And came in third.
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Fight Companion - February 8, 2025
Yeah, you're going to fall. He walks weird, too.
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Fight Companion - February 8, 2025
But he's a little reckless, so he'll win like three and then lose one.
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Fight Companion - February 8, 2025
Greatest defensive fighter we've seen. Just one left hook. Starched him. Starched him.
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Fight Companion - February 8, 2025
Oh, his legacy is— I think with Alex, there's a difference between MMA striking, like the elite strikers, and then actual elite strikers.