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Chapter 1: Who are the main hosts and guests on the Bad Friends podcast?
You two are bad friends.
Who are these two idiots?
A white dude and an Asian dude.
You two are disgusting. You two are something. We're bad friends.
Chapter 2: What is the significance of reaching 2 million subscribers?
Two million subscribers.
Yeah, two million. Yeah, two million. Baby, thank you so much. You know what I mean? Oh my God.
Did you shoot yourself?
Yes. That's so funny. You deserve that.
Fucking idiot.
You know?
Today we don't have Carlos because you were so mad at him.
Well, you know, I just came up with a new nickname with Andrew and I. I'm Little China and he's Big Trouble.
Big Trouble, Little China? No, you're in Big Trouble with me. No, no, no. You're Big Trouble and I'm the Little China. I asked you for one favor.
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Chapter 3: Why was there tension about the show attendance and the 'belly room' tickets?
Yeah, I got them burnt off.
It's fine. Yeah, I was playing along with it. And then when we hung up, I had to tell her, oh, that was a joke. She goes, really?
She knows. She knows it was a joke.
You're trying to sabotage me there, guy.
Do you think she's dating a rocket scientist? She knows who she's dating. It's a comic.
Yeah, I told her I was a rocket scientist. A scientist? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Dude, look at the part. Anyway, so I was upset. So I'm doing a show in the belly room, okay? Tickets were bad. It sold out.
It sold out. I looked online. It sold out. No. You're a liar. Do you want me to call the store right now? I know it sold out. You know why it sold out? Why did it sell out? Because I put your name on the flyer. No, no, you didn't. First of all, let's stop. My name wasn't on the flyer because I looked at the website A and B. It already sold out.
You're a liar. Dude, you're lying. I'm not a liar. Don't lie to our fans. I'm not lying to anybody.
We got 2 million subscribers and you're lying. Congratulations to us. To us. Thank you for 2 million subscribers. Jesus, dude. How many more of those do you have? Don't do another one. It scared the shit out of me. I had non-flashbacks. Down, down. Down, down, down. Yeah, stop that. Helpful, helpful. All right, so I'm struggling to sell out the belly room. This is so not true. It was sold out.
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Chapter 4: How did friends support the comedy show during slow ticket sales?
Was I a part of the cake at all? I wasn't a part of the cake.
He was a part of the water gig. He was a part of the fucking Trump letter.
Was I a part of the water gig? That was fancy.
And at the end of the day, I look like a fool. Is that good? I'm a fool. Stop. I'm a fool.
But can we be honest?
Oh, I'm the blind leading myself in the blind.
I think this is all a you issue. And I'm glad you went to therapy because I think you have very real issues about people not respecting you when you think me and McCone don't respect you when in fact we do. And we're just trying to be funny and make you laugh. It doesn't make me laugh. It's going to make two million people laugh. Okay. Dude, I swear to fucking God.
Dude, I swear to fucking God, dude. What are you doing? You want to go to blows? You want to go to blows with me?
Okay, that's it. Bad friends boxing. That's it.
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Chapter 5: What was the story behind the 'cake' and who was in the booth?
Sorry I couldn't make it to the show. I was trying to secure something for us. Okay, that's good. And I'm sorry that I didn't call you back with those names because I was on a date.
But it bothered me because it made me realize that girl was more important than me even though I've known you for almost 20 years. Yeah, and having dinner with your friend Charlie Day. That's first of all, you're making stuff up.
And Scott, Jason Bateman and all your friends. This is you trying to grab onto something. I don't know what happened. I was trying to secure something for us. Is it plausible? Okay. And I would like a little backup. Is it plausible? You can't say I'd like backup. You got it. Is it plausible that he would be having dinner with either Charlie Day or Jason Bateman? No. Thank you.
Andreas, dude, we're going to do that show together. It's plausible unless he said he wasn't.
That's right, and I said I'm at a business dinner.
That's not a business dinner.
You're an extension of his dick. You always have been and that's why I betray you.
The hairy part.
Yeah, yeah. You're so glued to him and you're such, crawled so deep in his ass. This is him. You can't even see. Holding onto my cock. I know, that's him. Yeah, all right?
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