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Bad Friends

Where Is Waldo Bobby?

1820.654

Gentlemen. Gentlemen.

Bad Friends

Where Is Waldo Bobby?

1831.196

He'd be like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Where's Bobby?

Bad Friends

Where Is Waldo Bobby?

2093.168

How did you perform? How many you kill? I injured four people. But you kill them, man chop. I injured four people. What do injured mean? One man I gave a light beard trim to. Okay, okay, but what about Tochi Hana, the one that I told you to go kill? Yes, I tried. What happened to Tochi? I tried to kill him, but what ended up happening, I ended up giving him a massage with the sword.

Bad Friends

Where Is Waldo Bobby?

2127.47

What do you mean? I was stabbing him in the back. He died? He said, to the left, to the right, to the left. Like a spa massage? Kind of. Oh, my God. And then he made me wash his feet after. Yeah. It was... Now, when I told you to get the sword, you got the sharp sword, right? Um... Did you go to the... About that. Blacksmith. I told you to go to the blacksmith. About that. Yeah, tell me.

Bad Friends

Where Is Waldo Bobby?

2151.767

I read somewhere on the internet that the dull sword is more dangerous. Oh, did Sensai McCone tell you that?

Bad Friends

Where Is Waldo Bobby?

2407.933

I don't fucking have your medallion.

Bad Friends

Where Is Waldo Bobby?

2577.611

Hey, Fancy.

Bad Friends

Where Is Waldo Bobby?

2580.212

He gets so shy.

Bad Friends

Where Is Waldo Bobby?

2949.987

Sweetheart.

Bad Friends

Where Is Waldo Bobby?

424.11

I can't believe you visited me in the hospital. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have a cancer.

Bad Friends

Where Is Waldo Bobby?

893.164

Bobby, I have to shit again.

Bad Friends

Korean Joker v Dave Blunts

262.489

Yeah, at a polar plunge.

Bad Friends

Korean Joker v Dave Blunts

331.857

No, it's fine.

Bad Friends

Korean Joker v Dave Blunts

333.057

It was 12 degrees outside. Was it cold?

Bad Friends

Korean Joker v Dave Blunts

335.798

Water was 33 degrees.

Bad Friends

Korean Joker v Dave Blunts

340.084

No, I was under and out immediately. You went head underneath?

Bad Friends

Korean Joker v Dave Blunts

345.296

It's deep enough to where you kind of have to.

Bad Friends

Korean Joker v Dave Blunts

350.515

No. Did you go naked? No, I was just wearing short shorts.

Bad Friends

Korean Joker v Dave Blunts

355.999

There's no doubt.

Bad Friends

2 Million Subscribers

10.256

A white dude and an Asian dude.

Bad Friends

2 Million Subscribers

1208.322

It's gonna fuck up the show a little bit.

Bad Friends

2 Million Subscribers

1211.823

Okay, well, then I won't.

Bad Friends

2 Million Subscribers

1218.505

Oh, what time are we starting tonight?

Bad Friends

2 Million Subscribers

1224.646

Yeah, I knew it was a power move.

Bad Friends

2 Million Subscribers

1428.319

Oh, yeah. I always take one.

Bad Friends

2 Million Subscribers

1433.662

Two for me, one for you. Okay.

Bad Friends

2 Million Subscribers

1585.489

So you take it out on us?

Bad Friends

2 Million Subscribers

1597.574

I've had enough. Angry grandma.

Bad Friends

2 Million Subscribers

1694.838

No, he would have. N.A. legend.

Bad Friends

2 Million Subscribers

1701.02

Probably narcotics.

Bad Friends

2 Million Subscribers

1719.924

That's drug behavior? Yeah. Oh, this is such a manipulation right now.

Bad Friends

2 Million Subscribers

1736.539

Marijuana only. And Xanax and Lexapro. You get psychosis with that.

Bad Friends

2 Million Subscribers

1742.964

And weed, yeah. So no.

Bad Friends

2 Million Subscribers

1747.008

Just to chill.

Bad Friends

2 Million Subscribers

1749.59

Xanax calms your heart rate down. It relaxes you.

Bad Friends

2 Million Subscribers

1756.856

Bobby does that.

Bad Friends

2 Million Subscribers

1759.898

Don't you glamorize the past?

Bad Friends

2 Million Subscribers

1791.741

Do you need it? Get me on another drug? No.

Bad Friends

2 Million Subscribers

1816.889

No, because on shoot days, I stop around three. Yeah, but just those five times.

Bad Friends

2 Million Subscribers

1823.012

Because I don't want to smell for Andrew or you.

Bad Friends

2 Million Subscribers

1831.796

I mean, I just think that some of these warning signs are of Bobby, and that could be like a new thing for therapy next week.

Bad Friends

2 Million Subscribers

1844.709

Talks about the past constantly. Has a false sense of control over his life. Hangs out at the comedy store even though it's been 40 years. Changes behavior constantly. Isolates all the time. Never goes to meetings. Doesn't do sober fun.

Bad Friends

2 Million Subscribers

1860.132

Yeah, but that's not a lot. Just one a week. And doubting the recovery.

Bad Friends

2 Million Subscribers

1865.573

I'm like one a year.

Bad Friends

2 Million Subscribers

1919.603

That's you.

Bad Friends

2 Million Subscribers

1938.983

We've been having this conversation for years, Bob. Look at that.

Bad Friends

2 Million Subscribers

1975.752

There's an example though.

Bad Friends

2 Million Subscribers

2209.977

I bet we can. You're going to the White House.

Bad Friends

2 Million Subscribers

2335.748

No, his adventure getting them is right here.

Bad Friends

2 Million Subscribers

2341.794

Smell, put in your mouth. Rocket Money.

Bad Friends

2 Million Subscribers

2523.37

It's like four Japanese quarters.

Bad Friends

2 Million Subscribers

2545.347

He's still out there.

Bad Friends

2 Million Subscribers

2556.265

No Airbnb. He paid for that.

Bad Friends

2 Million Subscribers

2571.742

He texts me every morning. He seems happy.

Bad Friends

2 Million Subscribers

2608.713

No, he shouldn't go there.

Bad Friends

2 Million Subscribers

2611.734

It's a country at war.

Bad Friends

2 Million Subscribers

2887.596

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow.

Bad Friends

2 Million Subscribers

3090.018

I was laughing because I knew how mad Bobby would get at that.

Bad Friends

2 Million Subscribers

3099.225

Oh, like when I'm 45 years old? I'm doing it in January. Of what year? January was two months ago.

Bad Friends

2 Million Subscribers

3112.84

But I do want to go. You're not going.

Bad Friends

2 Million Subscribers

3130.768

They said they're into your special.

Bad Friends

2 Million Subscribers

3168.115

Yeah, it's sad. We've known each other since fucking Obama was president. Okay. Like you've met my parents and you get mad because you thought you were- And your dad's very disappointed, I'll tell you that right now.

Bad Friends

2 Million Subscribers

3184.409

No, no, no. Let's go back to it. What's insane is that you're mad at me because you thought you were important enough to be invited.

Bad Friends

2 Million Subscribers

3287.081

Addicts shouldn't do that.

Bad Friends

2 Million Subscribers

3295.727

I mean, alone in a hotel room without us knowing where he is?

Bad Friends

2 Million Subscribers

3299.65

Yeah, all the time. He just did it.

Bad Friends

2 Million Subscribers

730.506

It's not funny at all, dude. I don't know. Fucking horrible.

Bad Friends

2 Million Subscribers

772.836

But can we be honest?

Bad Friends

2 Million Subscribers

775.198

I think this is all a you issue. And I'm glad you went to therapy because I think you have very real issues about people not respecting you when you think me and McCone don't respect you when in fact we do. And we're just trying to be funny and make you laugh. It doesn't make me laugh. It's going to make two million people laugh. Okay. Dude, I swear to fucking God.