McCone
Appearances
Bad Friends
Where Is Waldo Bobby?
He'd be like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Where's Bobby?
Bad Friends
Where Is Waldo Bobby?
How did you perform? How many you kill? I injured four people. But you kill them, man chop. I injured four people. What do injured mean? One man I gave a light beard trim to. Okay, okay, but what about Tochi Hana, the one that I told you to go kill? Yes, I tried. What happened to Tochi? I tried to kill him, but what ended up happening, I ended up giving him a massage with the sword.
Bad Friends
Where Is Waldo Bobby?
What do you mean? I was stabbing him in the back. He died? He said, to the left, to the right, to the left. Like a spa massage? Kind of. Oh, my God. And then he made me wash his feet after. Yeah. It was... Now, when I told you to get the sword, you got the sharp sword, right? Um... Did you go to the... About that. Blacksmith. I told you to go to the blacksmith. About that. Yeah, tell me.
Bad Friends
Where Is Waldo Bobby?
I read somewhere on the internet that the dull sword is more dangerous. Oh, did Sensai McCone tell you that?
Bad Friends
Where Is Waldo Bobby?
I can't believe you visited me in the hospital. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have a cancer.
Bad Friends
Korean Joker v Dave Blunts
No, I was under and out immediately. You went head underneath?
Bad Friends
2 Million Subscribers
That's drug behavior? Yeah. Oh, this is such a manipulation right now.
Bad Friends
2 Million Subscribers
Marijuana only. And Xanax and Lexapro. You get psychosis with that.
Bad Friends
2 Million Subscribers
No, because on shoot days, I stop around three. Yeah, but just those five times.
Bad Friends
2 Million Subscribers
I mean, I just think that some of these warning signs are of Bobby, and that could be like a new thing for therapy next week.
Bad Friends
2 Million Subscribers
Talks about the past constantly. Has a false sense of control over his life. Hangs out at the comedy store even though it's been 40 years. Changes behavior constantly. Isolates all the time. Never goes to meetings. Doesn't do sober fun.
Bad Friends
2 Million Subscribers
Yeah, but that's not a lot. Just one a week. And doubting the recovery.
Bad Friends
2 Million Subscribers
Oh, like when I'm 45 years old? I'm doing it in January. Of what year? January was two months ago.
Bad Friends
2 Million Subscribers
Yeah, it's sad. We've known each other since fucking Obama was president. Okay. Like you've met my parents and you get mad because you thought you were- And your dad's very disappointed, I'll tell you that right now.
Bad Friends
2 Million Subscribers
No, no, no. Let's go back to it. What's insane is that you're mad at me because you thought you were important enough to be invited.
Bad Friends
2 Million Subscribers
I think this is all a you issue. And I'm glad you went to therapy because I think you have very real issues about people not respecting you when you think me and McCone don't respect you when in fact we do. And we're just trying to be funny and make you laugh. It doesn't make me laugh. It's going to make two million people laugh. Okay. Dude, I swear to fucking God.