Andrés Rosende (Podcast Producer/Moderator)
Appearances
Bad Friends
Rudy Is Single
Fans at home, did she leave us? Comment down below. Yeah, comment down below. You know you did. Who gave you the most fun opportunities? Us. And she doesn't take them. Come down to Long Beach. Get appreciated. I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't want to. Yeah, yeah. And it's fine. And now you're single. She's a hot shot. She's got money. Does whatever she wants. Single.
Bad Friends
Rudy Is Single
See, people like you. People are like ungrateful. Ungrateful. Ungrateful people. What has Tito Bobby done for you? Literally everything. And here you are ordering underwear off of Amazon.
Bad Friends
Rudy Is Single
When you posted that photo of you at the Renaissance Fair, I literally said, I go, he looks happier than I've seen him in years.
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Rudy Is Single
No, I'm serious. Put up the photo. I'm not kidding. I saw that photo today.
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Rudy Is Single
You and Britt, dude. I was like, you guys, you look so stoked. You know why? She's my friend. I know, dude, but I'm just saying, you know why? Why?
Bad Friends
Rudy Is Single
You know why? Yeah. Because you're having, I can tell right there, you're goofing. You're having fun. And you're goofing. I said, oh man, he's goofing. He's having a good time. And I guarantee you, you got recognized a lot and you were jamming and having a good day.
Bad Friends
Rudy Is Single
That's a real thing there, by the way. You do see people on leashes, huh?
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Rudy Is Single
You like Pinkberry or Yogurtland? I hate Pinkberry so much it's unbelievable. It's a fake place. It's dog shit. Give me ice cream. Frozen yogurt is a lie. Am I right, guys? It's a lie.
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Rudy Is Single
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Rudy Is Single
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Rudy Is Single
I'm not going to tell you which one, but somebody was using my money to rent boats in Florida and go fishing. That was me, dude. That was you?
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Rudy Is Single
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Rudy Is Single
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Rudy Is Single
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Rudy Is Single
I know. But I'm converting to Christian. You're the first Korean Jew that I've ever met. I know, dude. My tummy hurts. No, dude. You can't have ice cream. I know. When we go out, no, you have. You just take a lactate. I like a lactate. I like a lactate. I like a lactate. Can you have lactose?
Bad Friends
Rudy Is Single
Yeah. Your stomach gets upset? Man. What it's like to be Jewish in South Korea. Let's zoom in. I'm shocked.
Bad Friends
Rudy Is Single
what are you texting nothing you're on your shit here's the deal about bob when he falls in love with somebody or falls in crush whatever he's on his phone the whole time that's crazy you have another crush hard hard you love you like this person a lot no let me do my own sorry Dating addiction. Maybe cut that out. That felt weird. It didn't hit. Carlos thinks you have a dating addiction.
Bad Friends
Rudy Is Single
That's what we're saying. No, we're not saying. No, we're literally saying I want you to be happy. Am I wrong? I think you're a sabotager. Why? I don't know, man. How?
Bad Friends
Rudy Is Single
Yeah, and can I tell you something? Every time you date someone or starts talking to someone, I do something. What do you think I do?
Bad Friends
Rudy Is Single
And I'm gonna say this to the fans right now. What do you think I really do?
Bad Friends
Rudy Is Single
Every time you date somebody, I look into their profile. And what's the first thing you think I do, Carlos? What do you think I do with their profile?
Bad Friends
Rudy Is Single
Carlos, what do you think I do? I think you look at the stories. I see if... I think you look at the stories. I see if... Go ahead, McCone.
Bad Friends
Rudy Is Single
Thank you, McCone. Okay. I go, how many comics is she following? And then I also see, has she... DM'd anyone we know. And the current woman that you're having a good time with, goose egg. That means she's a good one. Am I wrong? Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's not following a lot of comics.
Bad Friends
Rudy Is Single
Well, no. She likes Bobby Lee. Instead of liking the world of Bobby Lee, she likes Bobby Lee. And that, to me, as Booth knows, is the most important. Have I not supported you seriously? Do, do, do, do, do, do, do.
Bad Friends
Rudy Is Single
Yeah. No, but am I being serious? Yes. When I see she's following other comics, blah, blah. And let me tell you something.
Bad Friends
Rudy Is Single
I'll take that hit. Yeah, yeah. What do I remind you of? An ugly old 52-year-old man who's single and sad.
Bad Friends
Rudy Is Single
That's the thing about love on the spectrum. The autistic kids, when they're like, I don't know if I like guys, they go right to bi-curious.
Bad Friends
Rudy Is Single
Send in your, don't send in your penis. That's disgusting. That's disgusting. Send in your, what?
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Rudy Is Single
Send him what kind of car you drive. You drive a Challenger or a Charger at carlessinthebooth at gmail.com. Let's see if you can get some chocolate love down here to Cinnamon Central.
Bad Friends
Rudy Is Single
I think you're asexual. Is that what it is? No, but I mean like, isn't that what all the apps are? Am I crazy?
Bad Friends
Rudy Is Single
Yeah. You were never on the apps, right? You met your wife in where? At a bar. What bar? The Dodgers bar. The Dodgers bar? Do you mean the shortstop? Yep. Are you fucking kidding me?
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Rudy Is Single
You met your wife at the shortstop on Sunset? Uh-huh. When you go in for a move- Joel, shut up. Honestly.
Bad Friends
Rudy Is Single
I know. Yeah. And you know what? I'm drunk on Easter, and let me tell you something. I'm hurt.
Bad Friends
Rudy Is Single
Because Jules was our... Oh, my God. She was one of the pillars of the show.
Bad Friends
Rudy Is Single
Yes, you are. Bobby Zauer is so funny. And I've seen it. For two years, we were on the road.
Bad Friends
Rudy Is Single
And now he's been doing his thing. And I'm not kidding. You're so ready. It's crazy. It's so funny. It's funny to watch someone do it. No, I'm not kidding. I'm still not done, man. No.
Bad Friends
Rudy Is Single
And we were there with Kevin Nealon last night. Nealon, one of the greatest of all time.
Bad Friends
Rudy Is Single
Yeah, yeah. Would you bring a date to the ice house? Yeah. Because you bring dates to the store. I think it's, you know what? Home territory is different, though.
Bad Friends
Rudy Is Single
Yeah. I will say, I miss the old ice house for people that don't know. It was all Mexican.
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Rudy Is Single
Give it to me. Yeah, I love Mexicans. I love Mexicans. And it was more Mexican. It's still some, but I liked when it was all Mexican. Yeah. I love Mexicans. Yeah. They're just great people. They're just, I don't know. It's different now. Am I wrong? Please. Come on. Mexicans No no They're real now Oh you don't like Mexicans?
Bad Friends
Rudy Is Single
That's not Pasadena, dude. Zoom out. That's fucking, what is that called? It's by a zoo. Irwindale. That's so far away. It's pretty far, yeah. It's Pasadena. Yeah, Pasadena is 20 miles west. So, were you well-received? What do you mean, dude? Were people excited to see Bobby Lee at the Renaissance Faire?
Bad Friends
Rudy Is Single
So you broke off from the group. I had to break up from the group to do my little shopping. Do you have to talk to people about it? Do they have to say, before we dismantle, we must organize? It feels like they're plotting for war every time they're there.
Bad Friends
Rudy Is Single
Oh, target the pointer. Oh, go. Yeah, yeah. Wow. Yeah, right. There it is. That's the South Korean woman. She won the gold in the Olympics, right? Amazing.
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Rudy Is Single
Paiolio. Here we go. Paiolio. Let's see if this guy. John David Paiolio. Try not to laugh, guys. Just thinking about his nurse gig right after this. Oh, no. Yes, sir. Jesus.
Bad Friends
Rudy Is Single
I mean, he's like tucking in pain. Look at his face. Oh, my God. How are they so bad?
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Rudy Is Single
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Rudy Is Single
We're going to be coming to London and Dublin July 18th and 19th. These are the only two shows we're doing in 2025 together. Yeah.
Bad Friends
Rudy Is Single
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Bad Friends
Rudy Is Single
In the sun. Did you ever use sunscreen as a kid? That was not a thing. That's our thing.
Bad Friends
Rudy Is Single
So here you are, Jules. Young, single, successful, fresh out of college. What's the next move for you?
Bad Friends
Rudy Is Single
Yeah. It's him on the card? It's incredible. We should buy that. Yeah. Can we scratch all our money together to do that? Look at how sick that looks. You got the gold card.
Bad Friends
Rudy Is Single
Right. It's unfair. It's unfair. So the whites get to come and do whatever they want, and you can't come here and do whatever you want. Right.
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Rudy Is Single
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Bad Friends
Rudy Is Single
For sure. So what's going to happen to you now that you're single? Are you going to move back? Because you can't stay here. We don't want you here.
Bad Friends
Rudy Is Single
No, not with Trump. You can't. Guys, tell her. You can't stay. You need to join OnlyFans to survive. No, shut the fuck up, man.
Bad Friends
Rudy Is Single
Okay. Here comes someone in the village. Hi, Rudy. I'm your great-great-great-great-great aunt. And you know me. Do you remember me? I need money. What do you do?
Bad Friends
Rudy Is Single
Can I tell you something? Yeah, I love it. This means more than I think you know to me. Why does it? Well, because you don't buy me stuff. Yeah. This is special.
Bad Friends
Rudy Is Single
So do you want to, I'm being genuine, do you want to get back into the dating scene or no?
Bad Friends
Rudy Is Single
But when you do get back out, you want to only date women, huh? Not only, but... What kind of woman do you want, though? Do you want, like, a girly girl or, like, a... Girly girl. Girly girl. Right. Like, who's your crush?
Bad Friends
Rudy Is Single
Is it, like, a girly girl, so it's got to be, like, is it, like, a Margot Robbie?
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Rudy Is Single
Isabella Merced. Shut up, Fancy, with the bullshit, with the fucking accent. Isabella Martin.
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Rudy Is Single
She is, but is that your style? That's your type? That's what you're looking for?
Bad Friends
Rudy Is Single
So now, with women, your favorite kind of woman is like that. Tan, small... Yeah.
Bad Friends
Rudy Is Single
Okay, so we saw on Instagram, Bobby went to the Renaissance Fair. First time ever.
Bad Friends
Rudy Is Single
So you didn't know his birthday and you just didn't wish him happy birthday?
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Rudy Is Single
Who didn't text you for your birthday that hurt you the most? For real. Like, who didn't acknowledge your birthday that actually bothered you? Oh, for real?
Bad Friends
Rudy Is Single
You're waiting until now? We had all night to order food. Literally all night. It's 9 o'clock. It's 9.30.
Bad Friends
Rudy Is Single
What guy, what buddy, what guy friend that you're close with didn't hit you on your birthday that bothers you?
Bad Friends
Rudy Is Single
What the fuck are you talking about? Whenever I call Fancy, when he picks up, I go, this is a bad idea. I know. Me too. Hey, Andrew. I'm like, never mind.
Bad Friends
Rudy Is Single
What? Shut up, Fancy. Shut up. Honestly, shut up. That was me. Phony. At the fair today. You're at the fair with your friend, Brittany. Yes. And I'm proud of you dressed up.
Bad Friends
Rudy Is Single
And the baby's like, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do. I got to tell you, dude, I don't buy this bullshit. You and the baby and the wife. That's not real. That's not real, dude.
Bad Friends
Rudy Is Single
So honestly, Carlos, a few people didn't text you. And it's okay. You don't have to call them out. But there's a few people that didn't text you that it bothers you.
Bad Friends
Rudy Is Single
Let's get real for once, yeah. A lot of my friends have kids. There's a thing that happens when you don't have kids where you're not invited. And honestly, I get it. I get it. You don't want to be invited. Dude, shut the fuck up. Honestly, honestly, shut the fuck up.
Bad Friends
Rudy Is Single
Yeah. I'll go hunt for kids. I'll go have an egg hunt. Yeah. I'm a fun guy. Not really. Really?
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Rudy Is Single
No, but I'm a good uncle. I'm a great uncle, but it's like I'll come over and do the acting. I think people feel bad about inviting us because they're like, you don't have kids. We don't invite you.
Bad Friends
Rudy Is Single
Can I tell you something that's crazy? This is nuts. I lotion my nuts every day now because I have eczema, you know? Like, I...
Bad Friends
Rudy Is Single
I had eczema. This is wild. I had eczema all over my body one time. Dry skin. I got eczema on my balls. And the doctor said- And the doctor was like, just fucking lotion up your balls.
Bad Friends
Rudy Is Single
Now I over lotion my balls. Yeah, I have pores on my balls that, you know what I mean? No, I'm serious. I over lotion my balls now. Okay. Do you guys put lotion on your nuts? Never.
Bad Friends
Rudy Is Single
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't want to hear about it. It's disgusting, dude. That's disgusting. You know what?
Bad Friends
Rudy Is Single
Okay, here's the deal. I'll tell you. Bobby could tell you. Bobby and I both know. The deal with ingrown hairs, you got to use witch hazel. Witch hazel.
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Rudy Is Single
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Look up witch hazel. Look, for people at home, witch hazel is a great ingredient you can put on everything. It reduces inflammation. Right, Los? Look it up. There it is. Yep. Tucks cooling pads with witch hazel. This looks nice. Yeah. It protects from irritation, hemorrhoids, and other problems. Tux, man. Yeah.
Bad Friends
Rudy Is Single
Right, it's easy. If you're living in Scotland, go to England. And if you're living in Norway, please fly to Dublin. Yeah, yeah, or Poland. In Poland. If you're living in Poland, you probably got to come to our Polish show. We're doing one Polish sausage show. Yeah, yeah. We're not. July 18th and 19th, London and Dublin. Go to badfriendspod.com. Badfriendspod.com.
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Rudy Is Single
And Jon Hamm. Jon Hamm and I had lunch today. Are you being real? No, fuckhead. Do you know Jon? No. Oh, I met him once. You do? Yeah, one time I met him. Time out. Let's be honest. Yeah, yeah. Are you still mad at Carlos or no? Because I feel like there was a lot of tension from last week.
Bad Friends
Rudy Is Single
Yeah. Will you come to an NBA game? Yeah. No, you won't. I will. You won't. If you get me tickets. Would you come to a Dodger game? Will you sit in a Dodger game?
Bad Friends
Rudy Is Single
Yes, if you... You know you won't. I've offered you before. I'll sign a contract going, I will go if you go to a run on Suns Fair. Carlos, can I get some help? For real. I've offered you to come to, you don't want to come. You've never offered me.
Bad Friends
Rudy Is Single
No, but seriously, you won't come to an NBA game. I will go. That's what it is. That's an NBA game. Look at the women. That's your NBA.
Bad Friends
Rudy Is Single
Oh, wait, wait. Look who we see. On the fourth picture in, look who we see. My boy. My dog. Yeah, that's my dog, dude. James. Did you finish it? Yes.
Bad Friends
Rudy Is Single
Ladies and gentlemen, she returns. She has risen. It's Rudy Jules. Yeah. Yeah. She's been away from the show for too long. She's been doing a lot of tiger belly, a lot of belly tiger, a lot of trash Tuesday.
Bad Friends
Rudy Is Single
This guy is so fucking James. Dude, he's the biggest dick. What? He's the coolest guy on the show. I'm the coolest guy. I'm the coolest guy. I'm so sorry. James. I just imagined. James is the man. But is he better than Connor? Connor and James are head to head. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For me, they're head to head. Here's Connor. Ready? Yeah. She's coming over. Dude, I love that he pauses words.
Bad Friends
Rudy Is Single
Yeah. Were you mad at me? No, because it was still hot. What a beautiful, you know what? Hot makeup. Now we can talk about it. Now you can. Well, for the fans, it's too late now. You had to watch.
Bad Friends
Rudy Is Single
Well, Abby has been making up. Remember, do you remember we ran into Abby at the airport?
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Rudy Is Single
Would, I would. Abby. Carlos. Carlos. By the way, when he says something perverse, he always goes, it's really low. She's the shit. Carlos, shut up.
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Rudy Is Single
By the way, your nose double piercing. That's right. It's looking good. Good for you, dude.
Bad Friends
Rudy Is Single
You know what I mean. Don't play dumb with me, pal. You disappeared. You became a star on other shows. Am I wrong? Am I wrong? I live with her. Am I wrong?
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Rudy Is Single
And they cry at night. But they're not being walked. Because of you. Yeah. Because you're negligent.
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Rudy Is Single
Jules, what's been going on with Jules? Well, you keep asking that, dude. Because she's not around anymore. I know. She left us. Guys.
Bad Friends
Rudy Is Single
Did she leave us? She's graduating. No, no. Look at the booth. Did she leave us? Yeah.
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Rudy Is Single
Isn't that crazy? She started this show when she was in high school. I know. Senior in high school. I know.
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Andreas, dude, we're going to do that show together. It's plausible unless he said he wasn't.
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Is that a girl? I don't know. We don't know. Or the girl's dad. We don't know who was filming. But you saw a girl.
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He's having trouble selling the belly room. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's having trouble.
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No, no, no, no, no. Thanks for all the laughs. You have to wait until January. He's trying to get out of the special.