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Chapter 1: What are Bobby's thoughts on his co-host Andrew?
You two are bad friends.
Who are these two idiots?
A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. You two are something. We're bad friends.
Let's complain to the guys in the booth about this.
Or maybe go up on stage. You know what I mean? Uh-huh. We have work ethic. You know, you don't. And stop complaining then. You know, it's your generation, dude. I mean, we're gritty, dude. We are very gritty. Yeah, we click, click, right? You know what that is? Click, click.
What's that?
My checking work. I'm checking in the work at the factory. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Did you hear that? Click, click, right? And then you go, hello, Supervisor Monroe. They go, hello there, you know what I mean? Lineman. Look at this. What are you doing? Why do you have that? That's Andrew's seat. Oh, really? Oh, yeah, yeah. It sucks. Oh, it sucks. You want to switch? No, no, no.
It's what Andrew likes. Anyway, you click, click, click. Opens up his butt. Okay. I know. He has back aches. Oh, my God. He has a spinal disc. What a gay little boy. He has a gay disc. He has a little gay disc in his back. He's a gay. They're dismantled. What a crybaby, huh? He really is. What if he hit his head on the toilet, remember? Yeah. Like a crybaby. How'd he hit his head on the toilet?
He got all woozy. Like, ooh, I'm redheaded. I get woozy. You know what I mean? He falls over. With a nerd swing. Ooh, this is so good. Wait, what's mine? The Vietnamese one. What's yours? A white man's one. Mine is... Dude, dude. Because Andrew's not here, you're going to... I like it. Yeah. What'd he say? I can't do this today, man. I'm so tired.
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Chapter 2: Why did Bobby and Chris discuss zombies and zoo animals?
Yeah. That's what you do. You can tell her you're going to call her. Like, I'm going to call you in 30 minutes. Oh, those are good.
Those are good. Two hours later. Never call her. Yeah, never call her. Yeah. Yeah, but those are immediate. You can tell her you're going to pick her up from the airport, never show up. Wow.
This is a room filled with God. No, no.
I'll tell you why those don't work, because my things are subtle, right? Subtle. These will cause arguments right then and there. Subtle, right. I don't want that either. Right. You know what I mean? I don't want to like, hey, I texted you. You didn't text me. I want them not to know what's going on. Almost like there's something weird, but I don't know what it is. You know what I mean?
It's got to be one of those.
Every time she texts you, I love you, you could just hard hit and not say it back. Ditto. Yeah, maybe.
Thumbs up. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hold on, wait. Yeah. Right. Just for Andrew. What if you brought home takeout food, but only for yourself?
Ooh, that's good. That's a really good one. That's a good one.
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Chapter 3: What humorous Bible study did Chris share?
Really? And you could see you on Sugar? Yeah. You had lines and everything? I was in four episodes, yeah.
Why don't you shut your fucking mouth, Bob?
I told you last night, though. What did I say last night to you? I liked me. No, but also as an actor, you have such a distinct look. Thanks. Yeah, yeah. I don't know if that was a compliment, but yeah.
You're so handsome. What? You're so handsome.
Do you think he's hit more than you, actually? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's way better looking than him. Yeah, good voice, too.
And voice.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So he doesn't look like a Greek god, though? No.
You said I look like a Greek god from the side.
Well, maybe he's just a superior being than you.
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