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Bobby's Hopecore Era

Mon, 13 Jan 2025

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00:00 - 00:05 Bobby Lee

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00:05 - 00:10 Andrew Santino

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00:10 - 00:12 Unknown

You two are bad friends.

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00:12 - 00:13 Andrew Santino

Who are these two idiots?

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00:14 - 00:22 Unknown

A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. You two are something. We're bad friends.

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00:22 - 00:45 Bobby Lee

You look like a Real Madrid's towel boy. Like, what's the shirt you're wearing? Hahaha. It wasn't a good joke. That's why. So good. No, it wasn't good. No, it was really good. You just did that laugh. If I'm not being funny. Do that. Today. Yeah. Everyone do that laugh. All right. And I will do the same. All right. Thank you. You do one. Do your fake laugh.

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00:45 - 00:48 Unknown

Yeah. Yes. Yes.

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00:49 - 00:56 Bobby Lee

That hurts the most. Yeah, the velocity and the energy behind that is so hurtful.

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00:56 - 01:05 Andrew Santino

Pete's wife cooked us some cookies. Oh, that was me. You said your wife. No, no, that was me. I baked them. Oh, I don't want this. Oh, no, no, they're good.

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01:05 - 01:15 Bobby Lee

Oh, yeah. No, no, no, no. Well, in the middle, what is it? Go ahead. The Hershey's Kiss. Oh, thank you. Can you put this?

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01:15 - 01:24 Andrew Santino

I don't like the smell. Do you want this? You want one? Yeah, yeah. Good catch. What are those called? What are these called? Peanut butter blossoms. You want one, sweetheart?

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01:24 - 01:25 Unknown

I have nicotine in my mouth.

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01:26 - 01:30 Andrew Santino

God bless, dude. God bless, dude. I'm going to have a little taste of Pete's.

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01:31 - 01:41 Bobby Lee

I haven't eaten in 24 hours. Why? Because I took the last bit of my Ozempic. Wow, Pete. This is bad. I can tell. They look bad. Yeah, they look bad and they smell bad.

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01:42 - 01:45 Andrew Santino

And I'm going to finish it because I need to poop today. I haven't pooped and I know this will make it happen.

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01:46 - 01:52 Bobby Lee

If you're going to finish it, it's really good. Yeah? Very good. Yeah. I'll take a bite.

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01:53 - 01:53 Andrew Santino

No, eat a whole one.

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01:54 - 01:59 Bobby Lee

I cracked a tooth. Okay, thank you.

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01:59 - 02:03 Andrew Santino

I caught us eating. Yeah. It's the holidays. Oh, nice.

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02:05 - 02:05 Bobby Lee

Mmm, peanut butter.

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02:06 - 02:11 Andrew Santino

Yeah. Nice. Yeah. Really good stuff, Pete.

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02:11 - 02:22 Bobby Lee

It's really good. Are you a baker? Is that your side hobby? I cook, I bake, yeah. Do you watch the Great British Bake Off? Oh, I sure do, every season. Really? Who won this season? I didn't watch this season.

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02:24 - 02:36 Andrew Santino

By the way, the most shocking win. We can talk about it. I didn't have her on my top to win. I had bring up the cast, the young, good looking kid who was beautiful. But did you see what happened to him at the end of the episode? Yeah.

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02:47 - 02:47 Bobby Lee

Yeah. Yeah.

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02:47 - 02:48 Andrew Santino

He got four handshakes.

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02:49 - 02:50 Bobby Lee

Yeah. He was amazing.

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02:50 - 02:55 Andrew Santino

So out of our show, out of you and I. Okay. You're Paul Hollywood and I'm Prue.

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02:56 - 03:07 Bobby Lee

No, dude, that's not true. I'm Paul Hollywood? No, I'm that black lady that does the jokes. The Great British Biker Show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're her? No, really, you think I'm Paul Hollywood? I guess you're right.

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03:07 - 03:08 Andrew Santino

I am Paul Hollywood.

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03:08 - 03:10 Bobby Lee

You're Paul Hollywood for sure. You're Paul Hollywood.

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03:10 - 03:29 Andrew Santino

Boom, baby. I give the shakes. Yeah, no, you are Prue because you look like her. Bring up Prue. This is actually what Bobby looks like. This is genuine. That's Bobby. That's you. Look up. Yeah, the third photo is on. That's not you? That's not me. That little eccentric woman is not you.

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03:30 - 03:30 Bobby Lee

I guess maybe.

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03:30 - 03:32 Andrew Santino

If you were an old white woman, that would be you.

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03:32 - 03:34 Bobby Lee

Yeah, if I was an old white woman, I would be that, yeah.

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03:34 - 03:35 Andrew Santino

That's what the fuck we're doing.

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03:35 - 03:36 Bobby Lee

Yeah.

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03:36 - 03:40 Andrew Santino

That's what the fuck this is. Ha, ha, ha, ha.

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03:40 - 03:41 Unknown

Ha, ha, ha, ha.

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03:43 - 03:49 Bobby Lee

Okay. So anyway, so, but here's the thing about the, he didn't have a good day.

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03:50 - 04:10 Andrew Santino

Who didn't? Oh, yeah. He didn't. No, he didn't. He didn't have a good day. Bring his name up again. I forget his name. The cast. He's my favorite, though. He's so good. Really handsome guy. Yeah, Dylan's a man. This guy is a great baker. And you know who likes him a lot? Who? Rudy. She's nodding already, pervert. Yeah, yeah. Zoom in on that guy. He's gorgeous, this guy. Not a great photo. No, no.

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04:10 - 04:18 Andrew Santino

Just give me some other photo. Again, not that photo. He honestly, he's such a good baker. He's so good. And he's so humble. Yeah. Yeah.

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04:19 - 04:20 Unknown

Oh, yeah.

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04:20 - 04:21 Andrew Santino

Yeah, he's very good looking.

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04:21 - 04:22 Unknown

He's cute. He's cute.

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04:22 - 04:26 Andrew Santino

And he's strong. He's also weird. That's why I like him.

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04:26 - 04:27 Bobby Lee

He's a little eccentric.

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04:28 - 04:29 Andrew Santino

I like him like that. Yeah.

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04:29 - 04:38 Bobby Lee

You don't want him to be... Look at that photo. Put the kid in a movie. Yeah, when Paul Hollywood does handshakes to him, he waits too long to shake it back.

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04:38 - 04:39 Andrew Santino

Yeah, I think he's nervous.

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04:39 - 04:50 Bobby Lee

So Paul Hollywood would be like... Yeah. And then this guy goes... I know, but my point is, you shake it right away. You shake it right away.

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04:50 - 04:57 Andrew Santino

When Andrew shakes your hand, you shake it right away. Shake it right away. You know better. Good forearms for baking. Kid's got great ham. Yeah. Look at that.

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04:57 - 05:08 Bobby Lee

And he's got good flavor. Great flavor. What's his thing? His thing is flavor. Unique flavors. Unique flavors. All right. We're bored. We're bored. Okay, anyway. I don't think we are. I don't think we are. Well, it's for you and me. It doesn't matter. All right.

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05:08 - 05:14 Andrew Santino

I think the people at home want to know what we've watched. Look at that. His mom is Indian and his father is Japanese Belgian.

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05:14 - 05:15 Unknown

Wow.

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05:15 - 05:26 Andrew Santino

And they showed a video of the family, the most wholesome fucking family on earth. These people are wonderful. Let me see the family. I never saw it. Do the family. They showed a video of him with his family. I'll show you. I know wholesome. But that girl is the one that won, by the way.

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05:27 - 05:28 Bobby Lee

But she had a good day and that's all.

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05:29 - 05:32 Andrew Santino

Yeah, but she wasn't my home run. He was my home run all season.

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05:32 - 05:36 Bobby Lee

Okay. Do you know what a hope core is? Is it a thing online?

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05:36 - 05:37 Unknown

No hope core.

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05:40 - 05:48 Bobby Lee

I'll tell you what, Jules, when you do, you act as if I'm not from this planet. I don't have the same kind of social media you have.

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05:49 - 05:55 Unknown

It's just I see you and I see an old... An old what? An old man.

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05:55 - 05:55 Bobby Lee

Yeah.

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05:56 - 05:59 Unknown

And Hope Corps is my generation.

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05:59 - 06:04 Andrew Santino

Oh, really? Well, then why don't you explain it to us? Explain to us Hope Corps. Side note, do you see an old man when you see me?

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06:05 - 06:05 Unknown

No.

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06:05 - 06:06 Andrew Santino

Fuck yeah.

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06:06 - 06:06 Unknown

Different.

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06:06 - 06:07 Andrew Santino

What do you see when you see me?

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06:07 - 06:09 Unknown

Like early 30s.

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06:10 - 06:14 Bobby Lee

I'll take it. See what she's doing? She couldn't even look at you in your eye. What?

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06:15 - 06:17 Unknown

She looked me right in the eye. I had to look up and down to say.

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06:17 - 06:28 Bobby Lee

I'm going to say this and I'm going to speak on her behalf. This is what she wanted to say. It's weird. You're like much younger than Bobby, but you guys look the same age. Right. That's what her eyes said. That's what her eyes said?

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06:29 - 06:31 Unknown

No, you guys look like very different.

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06:31 - 06:33 Bobby Lee

Thank you. So I look way older than him.

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06:36 - 06:37 Andrew Santino

I mean, you just look like an old Asian.

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06:38 - 06:39 Unknown

Asian, yeah.

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06:39 - 06:52 Andrew Santino

Asians age in a different way. Whites get uglier. You just get old Asian. Okay. Yeah. Look, look, look, look, look. Now that's a good looking old Asian. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You could never. Yeah.

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06:52 - 06:53 Unknown

Is your hair going to get white like that?

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06:53 - 06:53 Andrew Santino

Yeah.

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06:54 - 06:54 Unknown

Oh, that's cool.

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06:54 - 07:20 Bobby Lee

And he's like thinking of lotus flowers and grasshoppers. When you get old, an Asian man will only, what do they think about? Taking long walks. Long walks. Putting their hands behind their back. It has to be attached. Has to. Because watch, when a Korean man unattaches it, he stops walking. They'll fall over. They'll fall over. It's all about weight. So... Yeah. Right. They think about what?

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07:20 - 07:25 Andrew Santino

Long walks, grasshoppers. Grasshoppers, right. Lotus flowers. Lotus flowers. A bamboo arrangement.

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07:26 - 07:44 Bobby Lee

They love bamboo arrangements. Arrangements. Bonsai trees. Bonsai trees. Clipping. Dude, have an old Asian man walk by Bonsai. They'll be clipping. They'll be clipping. That's why they have clippers in their fucking pockets. All old Asian men. Just in case, right? If I want to buy a bonsai tree, dude, dude, you'll see me clipping all day long. He'll be clipping. He'll be clipping.

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07:44 - 07:46 Andrew Santino

I'll be clipping, dude. This is more of your stock right there.

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07:46 - 08:02 Bobby Lee

This is me. This is me walking down. You're right. This is me walking down. You can't resist. I can't resist it, dude. If I see, dude, a lotus flower, dude, or if I see a grasshopper, I do this, they jump right on my finger.

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08:02 - 08:03 Andrew Santino

They have to, right?

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08:03 - 08:22 Bobby Lee

Yeah, yeah. Isn't that like to... And then we philosophize. Yeah, right. Yeah. We always philosophize. Another thing that all Korean men think of is. Mountains. They love sitting up in the mountains. How do you know about mountains? I'm Korean. How do you know about us and mountains, dude? I'm Korean, dude. Oh, my God. And tea. They love. Love. Love tea, dude.

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08:22 - 08:23 Bobby Lee

It's got to be some herb you've never even heard of.

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08:23 - 08:25 Andrew Santino

And you know what else they love? Oh, fuck.

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08:25 - 08:25 Bobby Lee

Here we go.

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08:27 - 08:34 Andrew Santino

They love a good babbling brook, running water. They love just a little like, little bubbles of water, right?

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08:57 - 08:58 Bobby Lee

Don't care. That's all he has.

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08:58 - 09:03 Andrew Santino

You know why? That's why the American government created the $2 bill. What? For $2 fucky fucky.

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09:03 - 09:04 Bobby Lee

And people don't realize that.

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09:04 - 09:04 Andrew Santino

Yeah.

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09:04 - 09:18 Bobby Lee

They created it, right, during the Vietnam War. They did. Yeah. And they're so hard to cash in because they're rare. They're very rare. It's a trick almost. It is. So the prosecutor goes, I can't cash this in. Right? And they frame them. They always frame them.

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09:18 - 09:21 Unknown

They keep them. I actually have a lot of them if you want some.

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09:21 - 09:22 Andrew Santino

Well, how did you get so many?

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09:22 - 09:23 Unknown

Kirk Fox.

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09:23 - 09:25 Andrew Santino

Oh, that makes sense.

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09:25 - 09:26 Bobby Lee

King of $2 fuck you.

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09:26 - 09:28 Andrew Santino

King of $2 fuck you. I'm in the lot.

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09:28 - 09:32 Unknown

I'll give them to you. You can use them. I'm just sitting them in my room. All right, well, give them to me.

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09:32 - 09:41 Andrew Santino

Okay, give them to me. You know, what's his name does that? He prints his own $2 bills. What's the guy that's- Who does this? One of the Microsoft guys. What's one of the Microsoft guys $2, huh?

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09:41 - 09:42 Unknown

Bomber? Steve Bomber?

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09:42 - 10:07 Andrew Santino

Is that, just type in Microsoft $2 bill. No, no. What's the eccentric guy? What are you talking about? No, maybe it's the Apple guy. What's the guy? Steve Wozniak. Did he print his own? Look at this. Steve Wozniak prints his own $2 bills. Go back to Google search. There he is. Go down. Yeah. Yeah, there you go. Steve Wozniak's probated. Well, that's good. Let's move on. Um,

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10:15 - 10:35 Bobby Lee

Anyway. Wow. Write that down, guys. Steve Wozniak does his $2 bill. Let's go. Wow. We do something else. Hope Corps. Let's go back to Hope Corps. Explain to people what Hope Corps is. We'll just cut that out, Andrew. Sometimes even the king misses. Anyway.

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10:37 - 10:38 Unknown

Tell us about Hope Corps.

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10:43 - 10:55 Andrew Santino

God, dude. Jesus Christ. All I do on this show, all I do is set us up for material and joke. Yeah, bam, bam, bam, bam. Go ahead. Unreal. Unreal today.

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10:55 - 10:56 Bobby Lee

I wish we had a buzzer.

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10:56 - 10:56 Unknown

Okay.

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10:56 - 10:59 Bobby Lee

But anyway, so explain to us what Hope Core is.

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10:59 - 11:10 Unknown

Okay, Hope Core on TikTok, it's always with a soft, like peaceful audio. And then the video is like mountains or like beautiful scenery. And there's always like quotes about like.

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11:10 - 11:11 Bobby Lee

That's not it. That's not it.

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11:12 - 11:17 Unknown

What is it then? And the quotes are always like hopeful. And that's Hope Corps.

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11:18 - 11:20 Bobby Lee

Yeah. That's not it. But anyway.

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11:21 - 11:22 Unknown

What is it then?

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11:22 - 11:35 Bobby Lee

It's a lot of, it's a montage of videos that make you feel like hopeful. But they include some of that, but they mostly include like soldiers coming home or, you know what I mean? Or a dog, you know what I mean?

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11:35 - 11:35 Unknown

Yeah.

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11:35 - 11:54 Bobby Lee

Or friends reuniting and stuff like that, right? So, but here's the thing. When I watch Hope Corps video, are you doing this board thing now? Are you mad about, are you mad about the Steve Wozniak $2 bill thing? I'm listening. No, there's something going on in your face. I can see you processing Steve Wozniak. How about this? Let's pause Hope Corps. Let's go back to the $2 bill.

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11:54 - 11:55 Bobby Lee

So tell us about Steve Wozniak.

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11:55 - 11:56 Unknown

I'm listening.

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11:57 - 12:06 Bobby Lee

Go ahead, tell us about it. I'm so curious now. I don't want to hurt your feelings. What happened? So Steve Wozniak. Did you get some pussy last night? No, no, no. Are you in a good mood because you got a little pussy? No, no, no. So Steve Wozniak.

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12:06 - 12:07 Unknown

It's because he's off Ozempic.

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12:07 - 12:24 Bobby Lee

Yeah, so Steve Wozniak. Go back on it. So Steve Wozniak, he prints his own $2 bills, eh? Does he really? I don't know. You're the one that told us. I had no idea. Okay. How did you know about this? Because you told us this five minutes ago. I did? Yeah. I've never heard of this before in my life. This thing that you're doing is very interesting. I've never seen you do this style of comedy.

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12:24 - 12:34 Bobby Lee

Wait, no, what? Of complete denial. I don't know what you're talking about. Yeah, it's a reversal. Go back to Steve Wozniak, please. Why are you obsessed with Steve Wozniak? Okay, okay. So let's go back to Hope Corps.

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12:35 - 12:36 Andrew Santino

Yeah, that's so strange.

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12:36 - 12:37 Bobby Lee

We're talking about Hope Corps. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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12:38 - 12:39 Andrew Santino

Very odd to bring that up.

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12:39 - 13:01 Bobby Lee

What are you doing right now, dude? This is an interesting thing to do. What's YouTube right now is very weird, and it's kind of pissing me off. Is it really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's going on? Well, I'll tell you why, because... You put a halt to some of the things I say sometimes. Do I? Yeah. And when I do it to you, right, you have a nervous breakdown in your mind. Do I? Yeah. You did one.

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13:16 - 13:20 Unknown

You know what I mean? I'm like, by the way, Bobby, dude, that was long gone for it. I just, you know, this is fucking weird.

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13:20 - 13:26 Bobby Lee

Is this your internal monologue or mine? I was reading it. It sounds like it's yours. See this thing you're doing? I love it.

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13:27 - 13:27 Unknown

Yeah?

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13:27 - 13:49 Bobby Lee

Yeah. Let's get the resentment out. So, because I don't want to continue the show without. I've never seen one. I'm in good. Have you ever seen him do this? Good spirit. Have you ever seen him do a fucking fentanyl nod? It's the new chair. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like this federal nervous ticket. I get a new chair and I'm feeling good. Okay, good. So anyway, the $2 bill.

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13:50 - 13:50 Unknown

Are you trying to rock?

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13:50 - 13:58 Bobby Lee

You can't rock in your chair. I'm trying. Steve Wozniak. You know what I mean? He built a machine and it's $2 fucking bills, you know?

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13:59 - 14:06 Andrew Santino

So anyway. Dude, watching you not be able to rock in that chair is so funny. Don't get jealous because daddy be rocking. Yeah?

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14:06 - 14:16 Bobby Lee

Oh, you think you could thrust better than me? Dude, I can thrust too, dude. You're okay. Anyway. All right, that's enough. So I've been watching whole core videos.

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14:16 - 14:19 Andrew Santino

Honestly, you and I have sent them to each other before. I do actually love them.

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14:19 - 14:37 Bobby Lee

Yeah, but the thing is, is that- Make me cry. At the end of the day, after every video, I think to myself, I would not react like that. Like for instance, friends that I've been seeing 25 years or 30 years, They cry, they hug. Dude, if you and I were separated for 15 years and then all of a sudden we reunited.

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14:41 - 14:43 Andrew Santino

15 years? That's so long.

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14:43 - 14:44 Bobby Lee

I would cry too.

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14:45 - 14:47 Andrew Santino

No, you fucking wouldn't.

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14:47 - 15:01 Bobby Lee

No, you wouldn't. I think I would cry too. It's fine if you wouldn't. I just definitely wouldn't. It would depend of why I was gone for 15 years. Like if I was in an internment camp. I mean, I think that there's a lot of like emotions that would come up like, oh my God, I'm seeing people for the first time. I haven't eaten either. Well, why did you go in the first place? What did you do?

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15:02 - 15:15 Bobby Lee

I said, I lied. I was Japanese. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That happens. Just wanted free rent for a while. Yeah, yeah. But anyway, I don't think, I think I would be like, oh, like I would be like, if I see somebody, a friend of mine for 30 years, I'd be like,

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15:18 - 15:18 Andrew Santino

That's it.

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15:19 - 15:19 Bobby Lee

Okay.

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15:37 - 15:40 Unknown

You're going to die.

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15:40 - 15:46 Andrew Santino

No. First of all, he's not. Bobby's going to live. I already told you. I spoke to my- I've never regretted something more in my life.

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15:46 - 15:59 Bobby Lee

Then what? than calling you out on the $2 with Steve Wozniak. The Steve Wozniak day. I've never regretted something more. It was very funny. No, no, no. I can see your eyes. I've never, oh my God, I fucked up, dude.

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16:00 - 16:00 Unknown

Well.

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16:02 - 16:12 Bobby Lee

I can't believe that you're so upset about it. It's insane. Oh my God. So anyway. But here's another. I love you so much. Here's another whole quarter thing.

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16:12 - 16:14 Andrew Santino

And I don't ever want to not see you. Okay.

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16:15 - 16:25 Bobby Lee

So there's, you know, the soldier's coming home. Soldier comes home. Yeah. Surprises his eight-year-old kid at school. He's blindfolded, right? Yeah, sometimes he's blindfolded.

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16:25 - 16:26 Andrew Santino

Love those.

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16:26 - 16:29 Bobby Lee

Kid freaks out, cries. Daddy! Jumps on top, right?

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16:29 - 16:30 Andrew Santino

Yeah.

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16:30 - 16:41 Bobby Lee

But my dad? Then I always think to myself, I'm home, right? I'd be like, ah! I would have like run. You know what I mean?

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16:41 - 16:42 Andrew Santino

Yeah, you don't want to be near that.

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16:42 - 16:47 Bobby Lee

Yeah, so it's like whenever I see Hope Corps videos and I relate it to my own life, they wouldn't happen.

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16:47 - 16:56 Andrew Santino

Bring up a Hope Corps so we can watch one and maybe it'll inspire us in a different way. The ones with the words, I think, are great. Yeah. Right? Oh, this is... Happy birthday to you. How are you?

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16:58 - 17:18 Unknown

How are you? Two years ago, I got... From a 26-year-old kid in Baltimore, Maryland. His name was Mike Driscoll. Mike Driscoll? You? You. Oh, God.

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17:19 - 17:24 Unknown

Or let's play that back with us. Wow. Let's play that back with us. That's fucking beautiful.

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17:25 - 17:32 Bobby Lee

Yeah, yeah. I got stem cell replacement from Mike Driscoll. Buddy, buddy, buddy. Buddy.

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17:33 - 17:45 Andrew Santino

Buddy. You're an old Korean man in the restaurant. Why did you go to that? Because I'm just mimicking that guy. Do your own version.

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17:45 - 18:00 Bobby Lee

You're an old Korean man. Yeah, but I'm not playing Mike Driscoll. I'm Mike Driscoll. I'm the guy. So I said, I got stem cells from Mike Driscoll. Sure. So why can't I say that as the Asian man?

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18:01 - 18:02 Andrew Santino

That's what I'm asking you to do.

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18:02 - 18:03 Bobby Lee

Didn't I just do that?

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18:03 - 18:04 Andrew Santino

You didn't do Asian.

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18:04 - 18:06 Unknown

You did a Southern guy. That was not Asian.

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18:07 - 18:18 Andrew Santino

It wasn't Asian. You were like, I got my damn sales. Is that new Asian? If it's new Asian, that's fine. It's new Asian. All right, fine. Be new Asian. I can't be new. What did you say?

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18:18 - 18:21 Unknown

I say I say I'm. I got a stamp sale I did.

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18:21 - 18:25 Andrew Santino

I say I say I'm. Well, listen up, a cowboy.

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18:27 - 18:43 Bobby Lee

Shoot him up, bang him up. Anyway, man, I got... Why am I celebrating? Oh, you're Cam Patterson now. Yeah, why am I celebrating? Oh, years ago, man, some guy gave me stem cell research, and it was Mike Griscoll. What did he give you? Stem cells in my spine.

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18:43 - 18:52 Andrew Santino

What was his name? Mike Griscoll. It's funny, because I have the same name. Oh, anyway... I mean, that's.

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18:52 - 18:54 Unknown

This is Bobby. Anyway, can I get the.

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18:54 - 18:56 Bobby Lee

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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18:56 - 18:58 Unknown

And even if I was like, I would be like, oh, you're the guy.

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18:59 - 19:10 Andrew Santino

You're the guy. I'm the guy. All right. That's it. What if he saw him and he was like, I don't like the way you look. Imagine he's like, you know, somebody saved my life. Okay, I'm the guy.

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19:11 - 19:14 Bobby Lee

Yeah. You say, I'm Tony Oksko. All right, you got it.

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19:15 - 19:25 Andrew Santino

I was going to say how funny this guy was racist. He's the black guy. He's like, it's for me. He's like, I don't want these stem cells anymore. Yeah. And he takes a knife and starts stabbing his spine to get it out.

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19:26 - 19:35 Bobby Lee

God damn it. How do you get the shit out of my spine? Right. And he oozes it into a fucking... He was a new cop. Suck it out. Right? And then he gets it back to him. Here you go, black guy.

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19:35 - 19:36 Unknown

Here you go.

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19:36 - 20:01 Bobby Lee

You just won't leave. He just steps up. Yeah. That didn't make me jump enough. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I knew I had sickle cell. So anyway. His glaucoma was kicking in. That's interesting. But see how happy. Would you be excited? Oh, yeah, dude. If somebody saved my fucking life. All right, here we go. Let's play it out. You don't have to. Do it. You're the guy now.

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20:01 - 20:05 Bobby Lee

You're the one that's telling everyone that you had some Stelsum. Stelsum. Stelsum. I had Stelsum.

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20:10 - 20:22 Andrew Santino

See, I'm right, I just said it wrong. Okay. Yeah. I had squim squels. I had stem cells put in me by a guy from Baltimore, 26 year old. That's the only reason I'm here today, because of Mike Driscoll.

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20:22 - 20:24 Bobby Lee

Hey man, I'm Mike Driscoll.

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20:26 - 20:26 Andrew Santino

You are?

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20:27 - 20:27 Bobby Lee

Yeah, man.

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20:28 - 20:40 Andrew Santino

From Baltimore, you're Mike Driscoll from? Yeah, man. Really? Yeah, my stem cells. It's from you? Yeah, man. Wow. Yeah. How did you know I was here? You followed me? This feels a little invasive.

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20:40 - 21:01 Bobby Lee

Well, I follow all my stem cells. You're not the only one, man, that has stem cells, my stem cells. I have stem cells in every city in America. You spread around your stem cells. Yeah, so I follow all of them around, man. I want to know where my cells are at, dog. Well, it's great to meet you. Thank you, man. How are they working out for you? Good, I think. Good. Yeah.

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21:01 - 21:08 Bobby Lee

Yeah, well, how about a thank you? How about it? Thank you. You're welcome. You're welcome, sir. Just confuse him.

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21:08 - 21:19 Andrew Santino

I'll see you next month. I'll see you soon. Thanks for coming, dude. And he goes all over the country. I do like this. I like these videos. Yeah, Hope Corps. Don't you like them? I like that. Give me another Hope Corps that's going to make me feel.

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21:19 - 21:19 Bobby Lee

We love Hope Corps.

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21:19 - 21:24 Andrew Santino

We're into Hope Corps. You're watching this at night when you get sad. I know you are. I cry. No, I don't like the cancer ones.

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21:25 - 21:27 Bobby Lee

I don't like the cancer ones.

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21:27 - 21:27 Andrew Santino

No, no, don't do this.

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21:27 - 21:28 Bobby Lee

They break my heart too much.

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21:28 - 21:33 Andrew Santino

Kids cancer is going to make me fucking lose my mind. Get it off. Kids cancer is going to kill me.

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21:33 - 21:44 Bobby Lee

It breaks my heart when the dad shaves his head. Why are you laughing? What are you laughing at? You're insane, Carlos. You are insane, dude. Yeah. You're insane. What?

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21:44 - 21:46 Unknown

They're already going.

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21:46 - 21:48 Bobby Lee

You don't have to do it. You're bald anyway.

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21:48 - 22:02 Andrew Santino

Yeah. Dude, how funny would a whole core video be of a cancer patient and Carlos is shaving the sides of his head? That's insane. That's insane. Just a side. And they're both just crying.

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22:02 - 22:02 Unknown

Yeah.

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22:02 - 22:03 Andrew Santino

Fucking sides of his head.

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22:07 - 22:21 Bobby Lee

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22:21 - 22:35 Andrew Santino

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22:35 - 22:45 Bobby Lee

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22:46 - 22:55 Andrew Santino

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22:56 - 23:02 Bobby Lee

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23:02 - 23:14 Andrew Santino

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23:14 - 23:21 Bobby Lee

You know what we're talking about, dude? What are we talking about? We're talking about booking in-network appointments with more than 100,000 doctors, Andrew, across every specialty.

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23:22 - 23:22 Andrew Santino

Wow.

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23:22 - 23:26 Bobby Lee

From mental health to dental health, primary care to urgent care, and many, many more, more, more.

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23:26 - 23:39 Andrew Santino

Let me tell you something. I move, move, moved, and I needed a new doc, doc, doc. And that's why I use ZocDoc. Thanks to ZocDoc genuinely helped me find a real doctor with real patient reviews. You're not getting jerked around on the internet trying to find out.

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23:39 - 23:41 Bobby Lee

I hate being jerked around. I don't want to be jerked around anymore.

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23:41 - 23:55 Andrew Santino

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23:55 - 24:07 Bobby Lee

Appointments made through ZocDoc also happens fast, like you said. So would you ask me, how do you do it? Yeah. And stop putting off those doctor's appointments and go to ZocDoc.com slash bad friends to find and instantly book a top rated doctor today.

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24:07 - 24:17 Andrew Santino

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25:28 - 25:33 Bobby Lee

There are ones I don't like, though. What are the ones I don't like? There's some... I'll tell you what I don't like.

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25:34 - 25:50 Andrew Santino

What? I'll tell you what pisses me off on the internet. Yeah. Hey, excuse me. Could you help me with a dollar? and someone else, why'd you decide to help me today? Oh, you just needed a dollar and I said, well, I want to bless you because you blessed me. There's a thousand dollars cash. This guy, I don't like this game. I don't fucking like it. We don't like it, do we?

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25:51 - 25:55 Andrew Santino

What bothers us about it though? I can't explain. I was trying to say that the other day. I was like, why does this bother me?

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25:55 - 26:09 Bobby Lee

Because I'll tell you why. I'll tell you why it bothers me. Because now I'm giving every homeless guy a dollar just in case I run into that guy. Right. I'm giving everyone. Yeah. Now I'm like, is it the guy? Where's the guy? Yeah. And I never see the guy.

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26:09 - 26:13 Andrew Santino

I've just been hanging out at Target all week waiting for this guy. I think that's why. Why does it bother you, Jules?

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26:13 - 26:16 Unknown

I think because you're then just faking.

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26:16 - 26:17 Bobby Lee

Yeah.

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26:17 - 26:18 Unknown

Faking it.

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26:18 - 26:19 Bobby Lee

Yeah. Who's faking it?

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26:19 - 26:24 Unknown

Like myself, because you think like, oh, I have to do this in case someone's video, like recording.

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26:24 - 26:26 Bobby Lee

Well, and they're videotaped.

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26:26 - 26:27 Unknown

That's what I don't like about it.

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26:27 - 26:28 Bobby Lee

The video of it all. The video.

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26:28 - 26:29 Unknown

Look how good I am.

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26:29 - 26:36 Bobby Lee

But let me say something. I see a lot of dudes don't tip and give money. So maybe it's going to force people to give money.

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26:37 - 26:43 Andrew Santino

I guess. I mean, what's the nicest thing you've done and nobody knows? Because it wasn't recorded. Nobody knows. You never really talk about it.

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26:43 - 26:45 Bobby Lee

Well, if I talk about it now, then people are going to know.

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26:45 - 26:46 Andrew Santino

Well, what's a good moment for you?

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26:46 - 27:02 Bobby Lee

So one time, and this really happened, I was at a 7-Eleven. The one right down the street, this one right here. Okay. Right? And there was a homeless man and he had a bunch of garbage in his, you know, like clothes, not garbage. Yeah. You know what I mean? But on top of his like, what do you call it?

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27:03 - 27:03 Andrew Santino

Like a cart?

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27:04 - 27:11 Bobby Lee

Like a cart. Grocery cart? Like a cart, yeah. He had an album. Not a record album, an album of photo.

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27:11 - 27:11 Andrew Santino

Oh.

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27:12 - 27:12 Bobby Lee

Right?

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27:15 - 27:21 Andrew Santino

It was funny that you just didn't leave with photo album. It is weird to be like, he had an album. I'm like, oh shit, it was a music. He's like, no, no, no.

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27:21 - 27:41 Bobby Lee

But when I opened it, I did open it because there was nothing in it. Oh my God. There was no pictures in it. No photo? Yeah, yeah. I didn't open it to put my head shut and like, here you go. No, yeah, yeah, yeah, but no. So I left a hundred bucks in there. I opened it, I put it in there and it closed and I left and I never said anything. I love that. I've done little things like that before.

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27:41 - 27:41 Andrew Santino

I love that.

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27:42 - 27:42 Bobby Lee

What about you?

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27:44 - 28:11 Andrew Santino

One time I got cash from a gig I was working and it was a pretty substantial amount of cash. And I gave the envelope to a person that I used to see a lot in my old neighborhood. Oh, that's cool. Yeah, he didn't... It wasn't like a big thank you. I was like, that was a lot of money, man. I actually was like, did you... Because he was like, oh, thanks, man. Good to see you.

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28:11 - 28:17 Andrew Santino

I was like, good to see you, man. And I kept being like... It's a fucking, it was a lot of cats.

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28:17 - 28:17 Bobby Lee

A lot, right.

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28:17 - 28:33 Andrew Santino

Yeah, it was a bunch of cats. And I thought it was the holiday season. I thought this is a, it was when I used to live in West Hollywood. I saw this guy all the time and I thought this is going to make his fucking, this is going to make his fucking holiday. He probably has family he can't see or he can buy gifts now. And he kind of, he was just like, oh, thank you so much.

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28:33 - 28:36 Andrew Santino

And he kept holding it and he didn't really like look at how much.

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28:36 - 28:36 Bobby Lee

Yeah.

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28:36 - 28:45 Andrew Santino

So I waited a little bit to be like, what's in there? You know what I mean? Like a parent on Christmas, like open it up.

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28:45 - 29:10 Bobby Lee

All right. So when I did Guttermucker, that movie. Yeah. So I did a movie in Montana, Butte, Montana with Eleanor Kerrigan. Love. And Leslie Jones. Love. And the weekends, there was nothing going on and we're there for a month, right? Yeah. So we go, I said to Leslie, I go, let's do shows. So there's a theater in town. And we called the theater and like, we're in town.

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29:10 - 29:27 Bobby Lee

They're like, yeah, we sold all of them out. Of course. Okay. There's no comedy club there. And at the end, we gave the money to the crew. That's so cool. And when you're doing that many shows, I mean, you're talking about almost eight, $10,000. A lot of money. A lot of money, right? Only two crew members thanked me.

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29:27 - 29:28 Andrew Santino

Fuck off.

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29:29 - 29:48 Bobby Lee

That's it? Yeah. And I would even walk by like the sound guy and go, hey, what's up? As he's miking. And they're like, what are you doing here? Good show last couple of nights, right? Yeah, it was good. Did you like it like it? Like it, like it. Yeah, I go, did you get the food truck? Because, you know, the food truck. Yeah, we've got acai books. We get food trucks too.

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29:48 - 29:48 Andrew Santino

Yeah.

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29:49 - 29:50 Bobby Lee

No, thank you. Nothing. Yeah.

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29:51 - 29:53 Andrew Santino

Well, you'll never work with that fucking crew again.

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29:53 - 29:55 Bobby Lee

But it made me mad. So it's the same thing as yours.

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29:55 - 30:01 Andrew Santino

It's just you want it. I don't want anything big, but I did want him to be like, brother, thank you. This is like a big deal.

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30:01 - 30:02 Unknown

Like something.

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30:02 - 30:13 Andrew Santino

Well, because I used to give him money all the time. So maybe he just thought it was just whatever. But I would give him money a lot. When I'd walk home from the store, I would give him money. It's the same guy. He's probably still fucking there. He watches the show.

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30:13 - 30:14 Bobby Lee

What have you guys done nice?

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30:15 - 30:19 Unknown

Well, when I first moved to LA, I lived by this. I'll give her more time to think.

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30:19 - 30:20 Bobby Lee

Give her time to think.

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30:21 - 30:34 Andrew Santino

Yeah, he said do something nice and she was like, fuck, fuck, fuck. What is it going to be? Yeah, yeah, yeah. One time I didn't kill something. Yeah, yeah. And the spider. I could kill it, but I didn't. Spider said thank you. All right, one time you what, babe?

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30:34 - 30:52 Unknown

Well, I got discouraged helping when I moved out here because I lived by this Taco Bell and I had no money, but I had just a little bit and I gave my food to this guy who was sitting outside and I was like trying to give it to him and he just goes, I don't want that shit. And then he lit up a crack pipe. And I was like, I guess this is LA.

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30:52 - 30:54 Bobby Lee

Yeah, that's LA. Welcome to LA.

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30:54 - 30:58 Andrew Santino

By the way, that's the same guy that I gave the cash to. But let me ask you something.

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30:58 - 31:01 Bobby Lee

What would you rather have, Taco Bell or crack?

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31:01 - 31:10 Andrew Santino

Or crack. I'm not even going to lie to you right now. That seems pretty close. You think so? Taco Bell is crack to me.

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31:10 - 31:12 Unknown

You clearly have never had crack.

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31:13 - 31:28 Andrew Santino

You've never had crack. It's way better than Taco Bell. Well, by the way, when I do smoke crack, I will end up at a Taco Bell at some point. And when I smoke crack, I do the Diablo sauce on it. Can I have a Dos Ridos Los Crackos?

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31:28 - 31:30 Unknown

The packets like slap your bitch.

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31:32 - 31:34 Andrew Santino

Smack a ho this Christmas with Taco Bell. Jules, do you have?

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31:34 - 31:40 Unknown

Not like you guys. I haven't done really like a big. It doesn't need to be a big gesture.

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31:40 - 31:55 Andrew Santino

The point that we're making in this Hope Corps episode is that it doesn't have to be a big gesture. It can be small. Okay, let's do a small thing so she can think about that. Because what we did was grand. Giving a lot of money. What small thing? Give me a tiny one. I know you do them all the time. I see you do them.

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31:56 - 32:15 Bobby Lee

I'll give you one. Well, I do one that drives comics crazy. If I tell you what this is. Tipping in the lot? No, it's going to drive you crazy. Do you think you'll get crazy after I tell you what I'm about to tell you? Well, it sounds like it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So what I do is if I see somebody that has potential of doing comedy, I try to talk them into it.

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32:15 - 32:19 Andrew Santino

I fucking hate that so fucking much. That pisses me off.

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32:19 - 32:20 Bobby Lee

Don't do that. It's Friday night.

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32:21 - 32:24 Unknown

Stop giving hope. Don't point at me. I've been doing this 12 years.

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32:24 - 32:25 Bobby Lee

Yeah, not her.

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32:26 - 32:27 Unknown

Who did you do that to?

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32:27 - 32:28 Bobby Lee

A friend of mine that's a YouTuber.

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32:28 - 32:41 Andrew Santino

Stop it. Yeah. Let people make up their own decisions. You know what it's like? You're in the program. Starting comedy is like AA. They have to want to do it. They have to want to go. Let them go. Don't fucking force them into AA. Don't force them into comedy.

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32:41 - 32:43 Unknown

Yeah, they have to ruin their life first.

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32:43 - 32:43 Andrew Santino

Kevin Christie.

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32:44 - 32:45 Bobby Lee

Exactly. Kevin Christie.

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32:45 - 32:46 Unknown

Yeah.

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32:46 - 32:49 Bobby Lee

He's in comedy. He's in stand-up. I did talk to him into it.

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32:50 - 32:50 Unknown

Oh.

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32:51 - 33:10 Bobby Lee

What do you mean? Oh, you mean when he was thinking about it, you told him to? Long time ago. I talked to him. There's a lot of guys like that. They're still doing it today because I talked to them into it. So don't tell me about what you're telling me about. Now, Jules, go ahead. Guy, I swear to God, dude. You know what? Let's stop. Let's push. All right, hold on.

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33:13 - 33:21 Andrew Santino

Dude, dude, dude. I'll tell you how this happened. Wait, hold on. Time out real fast. Let me tell you something that you do that I noticed that is something small.

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33:21 - 33:21 Unknown

Tell me, tell me.

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33:21 - 33:43 Andrew Santino

That's very nice. Okay. Bobby will see a fan see him in public somewhere and can tell that they want to say something. I'm being honest. Okay. And if they look too nervous or whatever, he'll make eye contact with them on purpose and go over to them to make them feel comfortable to say hi. You'll deliberately- I've done that, yeah. You will do that a lot. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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33:43 - 33:56 Andrew Santino

And that's very nice because a lot of times people will want to say hi, but they don't have the courage or the balls or the fucking- You know, or just don't know what to say. And then you'll walk up to him and just give him a hug or you'll smack him. You like to hit people. You'll go, what's going on, man? What are you doing? Fucking what are you doing? Yeah, I do that.

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33:56 - 33:56 Unknown

Yeah.

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33:56 - 34:02 Andrew Santino

You'll crack him a little bit to shake him up. And people like that. I think that's a nice thing to do. I think that's a sweet thing that people like.

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34:03 - 34:06 Bobby Lee

But I have to know for sure that that is happening.

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34:06 - 34:08 Unknown

Oh, yeah, that's embarrassing.

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34:08 - 34:19 Bobby Lee

Because one time I did it and they weren't looking at me. And I just came up to a table. And they're like, what do you want? No, it's me. Yeah, and they were like, no. And I go, oh, no. And I just went back. It was so embarrassing. But anyway, you have to know for sure.

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34:20 - 34:22 Andrew Santino

I just don't. Yeah.

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34:22 - 34:25 Bobby Lee

You don't. You know what? I've seen you at the airport. You're very good about it.

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34:25 - 34:38 Andrew Santino

No, I love saying hi to fans. I'll tell you what I don't like. I don't like the way I look. Photos make me nervous because I don't like pictures. Because I'm like, I'm going to look like fucking a dummy in this guy's photo. There's something about it that gives me anxiety.

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34:38 - 34:41 Bobby Lee

But you do do born identity. What do you mean? Born identity.

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34:41 - 34:41 Andrew Santino

What do I do that's born identity?

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34:42 - 34:49 Bobby Lee

So what you do, sometimes you'll wear a cap. I'm Jason Bourne. And we're at the airport. And you'll put your hat down like this. And you walk. And this is you going, I don't want it.

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34:50 - 34:52 Andrew Santino

Yeah, sometimes I just want to be alone.

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34:53 - 34:55 Bobby Lee

There's all these little clues about him, I know.

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34:55 - 34:56 Andrew Santino

It's the Leo. I do the Leo.

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34:56 - 35:02 Bobby Lee

Yeah, I do the Leo. So there's little clues that he does. I go, okay, he doesn't want to be talked to or he's in a thing or this and that.

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35:02 - 35:18 Andrew Santino

Yeah, sometimes I'm just in, if I'm in an emotional mood, if I'm depressed, I just don't want to say it. Because then I'm in your photo like this. you know, because I'm low in your photo. I'm sorry. And I don't want to fuck up your photo. So it's like, you know, yeah, let's say hi. And then, but I do love saying hi to the fans.

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35:18 - 35:23 Andrew Santino

I just, some days when we're tired and we're traveling, it's hard when someone's like, come here, get a photo. And you're like, okay.

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35:23 - 35:24 Bobby Lee

Yeah.

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35:24 - 35:28 Andrew Santino

And you look like shit and you feel like shit and you haven't eaten or slept. What's your nice thing?

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35:29 - 35:31 Unknown

Well, in the Philippines.

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35:31 - 35:37 Andrew Santino

Oh, fuck. Oh, here we go. Jesus Christ. No way to prove it. Right, there's no tracking record.

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35:37 - 35:45 Bobby Lee

Also, can you do it in a first world country? On the planet Hoth, when I lived on Hoth, the tauntauns, you know what I mean? I used to give them free hoofs. Hoof passages.

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35:46 - 35:56 Andrew Santino

I'll tell you, those tauntauns, they love that. I know, they love it, yeah. When I met Zinu, the third sun god of the rotating orb, what did you do in the Philippines?

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35:57 - 36:10 Unknown

In the Philippines, my friend who's gay, he came out of the closet to his parents, but then his parents were very Catholic and very religious.

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36:10 - 36:31 Unknown

so he they um kick so he kick so they kick him out yeah and then he had nowhere to go so i asked my mom if i he could stay in our place and then he stayed in that's nice that is nice that's nice by the way when you said out of the closet immediately it's like my my gay friend come out of the jungle and

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36:34 - 36:41 Andrew Santino

There's no closets? There's no closets. There's no closets in the Philippines. So what do they come out of?

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36:42 - 36:45 Unknown

We have just like a table.

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36:45 - 37:02 Andrew Santino

They make the gay guys get on a table. Announce to everybody, okay, I'm gay. Raise your hand if you're mad. You house this man who needed somewhere and that's very nice because of a closed-minded family. Now is his family still disown him?

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37:02 - 37:04 Unknown

Yeah, they still hate him.

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37:04 - 37:10 Bobby Lee

That's gross. I don't think it's real. Oh, I like that.

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37:11 - 37:13 Unknown

Why? I'm going to tell you why.

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37:13 - 37:14 Bobby Lee

You think it's a lie.

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37:14 - 37:15 Unknown

I think it's a lie.

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37:16 - 37:21 Bobby Lee

Why? Because I've been out there a bunch of times now. And the gay culture, it's out.

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37:22 - 37:23 Unknown

It's out.

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37:23 - 37:34 Bobby Lee

Let me talk. Okay. Let me talk. It's almost like it's so socially acceptable there. It's very hard to believe that anybody would be offended by it.

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37:34 - 37:34 Andrew Santino

Mom and dad.

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37:35 - 38:06 Bobby Lee

Even that, it's like, so when we do my talent show, the gays come out, do they not? And they compete. I've seen their families come out. I've never seen a dad or a mom while their son was performing who was gay, went, no! We don't know. They're clapping, right? It's just an open society. And it's okay, Jules. All right, look at me right now. I'm not lying. Jules, look at that. I'm not lying.

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38:06 - 38:16 Bobby Lee

Yeah, that's everybody there. Is that your friend? Yeah, that's everybody there. That's just the Philippines. Just be honest with me. I'm not lying. Stop, stop, stop. Because you're being very defensive right now.

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38:16 - 38:18 Unknown

I swear. I swear.

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38:18 - 38:19 Bobby Lee

You don't believe in God.

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38:19 - 38:23 Unknown

And also, gay marriage is still illegal in the Philippines. So it's not...

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38:24 - 38:29 Andrew Santino

Thank God. I shouldn't clap for that. No, no clap. So sorry. Wait, gay marriage is still illegal?

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38:29 - 38:30 Unknown

Yeah.

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38:30 - 38:31 Andrew Santino

But culturally, it's not.

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38:31 - 38:36 Unknown

Culturally, yeah. A lot of people accept them. But it's just this parents.

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38:36 - 38:45 Andrew Santino

Look at them. Is that your family photo? Yeah. Wait a minute. Go to, honestly, go to, what is, do you think there's a higher percentage of gay men in the Philippines than in other countries?

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38:45 - 38:52 Bobby Lee

No, I just think that it's, what I love about the Philippines is that it's such an open culture in that way where it's like. Nobody cares. No one cares.

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38:52 - 38:54 Andrew Santino

But it's like here. That's like here. No one gives a shit that you're gay here.

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38:55 - 38:57 Bobby Lee

Yeah, unless you do drugs and then they'll kill you.

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38:57 - 38:57 Andrew Santino

Yeah.

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38:57 - 38:58 Bobby Lee

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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38:58 - 39:12 Andrew Santino

Well, right. According to the 2013, really updated, Philippines Young Adult Fertility and Sexuality Survey, 2% of Filipino men identify as gay. Survey found 96% of young people in the Philippines identified as heterosexual. So it is still embedded in the scariness of the society.

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39:12 - 39:13 Bobby Lee

Maybe you're right then. Okay, I believe you.

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39:16 - 39:20 Andrew Santino

Now- 8.5 adult women identify as gay.

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39:20 - 39:21 Bobby Lee

Let me say something. That's so fake.

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39:21 - 39:49 Andrew Santino

what is going on here I think do you think it's this cultural because it should be I think we're all human beings it should be across the board well it does say look I read it wrong it does say 44.7% of adult men identify as LGBTQ plus so it could be anything that encompasses everything that could say like yeah I'm asexual I'm trying to just do gay not LGBT that's what I'm saying gay men on earth 3% of men identify as gay or homosexual worldwide that's good that's a pretty good a good number

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39:50 - 39:54 Andrew Santino

What would it be? Why is it good? Is it good or bad? It's just a number. What's good about it?

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39:54 - 39:55 Bobby Lee

I think it's a healthy amount.

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39:57 - 40:02 Andrew Santino

Like we're drafting gays? It's a healthy amount of gays. We got to get our gays up. It's a perfect amount. Listen here.

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40:02 - 40:04 Bobby Lee

If it was 12%, you'd be like, what's going on here?

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40:04 - 40:28 Andrew Santino

We got to get our gays up. 72% of Gen Z adults identified as straight. 15% as bi, 5% as gay or lesbian, and 8% as something else. 72% straights now. We're losing it, straights. We're going down. The straights are getting thinned out. Nearly 30% of Gen Z adults identify as LGBTQ. So 30% of the Gen Z population says that they are LGBTQ+.

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40:29 - 40:29 Bobby Lee

Wow.

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40:29 - 40:30 Andrew Santino

That's a lot of kids.

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40:31 - 40:32 Bobby Lee

And I'm supportive, so let's move on.

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40:34 - 40:35 Andrew Santino

Yeah, I don't have any kids.

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40:36 - 40:36 Bobby Lee

I don't have any kids either.

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40:37 - 41:01 Andrew Santino

Hey, dude. Childless. No wonder we're still doing this podcast. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know why we're doing this podcast? I'd like to tell you why. I'm a-rockin', dude. Don't come a-knockin'. If you want one of these, I'll buy you one. Yeah? We're doing this podcast because it's the most fun. It's the most fun and got a little announcement for the fans. We're working on it.

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41:02 - 41:08 Andrew Santino

But your boys are going to be coming to Bings on Toast. We're coming to the UK. UK. We're going to do London.

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41:08 - 41:09 Unknown

Hello, hello.

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41:09 - 41:26 Andrew Santino

We're probably going to do Dublin. We're probably going to do maybe Amsterdam. We're going to let you know coming up soon in the fall. We're going to be touring around because we want to go see our friends over the water. Some people may go. Some people might not. I think everyone would want to go. London, show up for us. No, in terms of our team. Oh. Oh, my God. Yeah. No, no, no, buddy.

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41:26 - 41:30 Andrew Santino

This is just for us. Oh, you're saying Jet Ski?

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41:31 - 41:35 Unknown

Well, last week you said I was going. Did I? Now you're looking at me like I'm not going.

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41:35 - 41:40 Bobby Lee

What's a 50-50? I mean, we have to make this decision. We have to make a decision together, yeah. How come you don't go?

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41:40 - 41:42 Unknown

Yeah, why don't you go? Because my visa.

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41:42 - 41:43 Bobby Lee

Oh, your visa. Yeah, your visa.

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41:44 - 41:49 Unknown

I can't just go to any country. What about the 59 states we went to last year?

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41:49 - 41:49 Andrew Santino

Yeah.

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41:50 - 41:51 Unknown

I had school.

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41:51 - 41:54 Andrew Santino

Bullshit. Bullshit. You're done with school soon. When is school over?

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41:54 - 41:54 Unknown

Next week.

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41:56 - 41:57 Andrew Santino

Forever. You're graduating.

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41:57 - 42:00 Unknown

No, no, no. I graduate next semester. Oh, wow. That's still fast.

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42:01 - 42:02 Bobby Lee

But you have like three months off?

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42:03 - 42:03 Unknown

Yeah.

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42:04 - 42:05 Bobby Lee

What are you going to do? Go back to the fields?

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42:06 - 42:08 Unknown

No. Just nothing. Just sleep.

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42:08 - 42:09 Bobby Lee

Were you scared when Trump won?

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42:10 - 42:15 Unknown

Yeah. Even my boyfriend was like, oh, maybe we should just like.

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42:15 - 42:31 Andrew Santino

I can only hope Trump goes through with all this stuff. You know, we're gonna kick him all out. It's like, when? So let's go, speed it up. I mean, I don't know if he's gonna. Too many Asians for me. Too many. But you're Asian too. No, no, he's from San Diego.

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42:32 - 42:32 Bobby Lee

Yeah, yeah.

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42:32 - 42:34 Andrew Santino

He's in, he's done, he's locked.

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42:34 - 42:38 Bobby Lee

I'm a Twinkie. He's on the list, dude. You know that, right? When I say Twinkie, what does it mean?

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42:38 - 42:39 Unknown

I don't know.

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42:39 - 42:41 Bobby Lee

White on the inside. Yeah, what are Twinkies?

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42:41 - 42:42 Unknown

I thought Twinkies are gay.

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42:44 - 42:46 Bobby Lee

You're right there. I'm a banana. No, that's not a banana.

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42:47 - 42:49 Andrew Santino

You're a banana cream puff. You're a cream puff.

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42:50 - 42:50 Unknown

Also sounds gay.

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42:51 - 42:55 Andrew Santino

Yeah, it does. All this stuff does sound gay. Yeah, yeah. Well, you are part of the 3%.

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42:55 - 42:57 Bobby Lee

Yeah, anyway, I'm pretty white.

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42:59 - 43:00 Andrew Santino

Am I?

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43:00 - 43:00 Bobby Lee

No.

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43:01 - 43:03 Andrew Santino

No, you're a beautiful Korean man. You're proud of your Korean heritage.

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43:03 - 43:05 Bobby Lee

I don't think I am because I hang out with a lot of Asians.

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43:06 - 43:11 Andrew Santino

Yeah, that's good. That's a good thing. Yeah, a lot of Asians. You like what you like. What is this? You're showing us a map.

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43:11 - 43:13 Unknown

The sanctuary cities in America.

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43:14 - 43:15 Andrew Santino

Los Angeles is not one of them?

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43:16 - 43:16 Unknown

Not yet.

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43:17 - 43:17 Andrew Santino

What?

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43:18 - 43:19 Unknown

What the fuck's going on here?

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43:19 - 43:22 Bobby Lee

With sanctuary cities for immigrants? Yes. Wow.

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43:22 - 43:25 Unknown

Look at that. I think LA is in discussions to become one officially.

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43:25 - 43:26 Bobby Lee

So what does a sanctuary city mean?

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43:27 - 43:29 Andrew Santino

Refugees can come there- And not get deported?

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43:30 - 43:31 Bobby Lee

Correct. Wow.

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43:32 - 43:47 Andrew Santino

Yeah, but they have to meet government. You have to file as a seeking asylum. You have to come through the port of entry. You come through the port of entry, you come through a border, and then you seek asylum, and then you have to register that you're an asylum-seeking refugee from whatever country, and then you get registered with the government.

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43:48 - 43:53 Andrew Santino

You can't just, like, fucking catch a flight, come in, and then hide out somewhere and be like, I'm a refugee. It's like, that doesn't count then.

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43:53 - 43:54 Unknown

Wow, okay.

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43:54 - 43:56 Andrew Santino

And then you're not going to get any government services if you do it without them knowing.

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43:57 - 43:57 Bobby Lee

I see, I see.

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43:57 - 44:01 Andrew Santino

So if you need money while you're fucking here, if you're coming from somewhere that's, you know, that's how you have to do it.

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44:01 - 44:06 Bobby Lee

All I'm saying is if he deports the amount of people he wants to deport, dude, the country's going to be fucked.

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44:07 - 44:11 Andrew Santino

Yeah. Well, a lot of companies. I don't know, man. No, I mean, I'm pretty excited about it, dude.

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44:11 - 44:24 Bobby Lee

Get them out of here. Like farming communities. It was a disaster, dude. Get them out. All right. You'll see. Get them all gone, dude. There's two things you'll see about me getting buff and fucking we'll see what happens with this.

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44:24 - 44:41 Andrew Santino

And by the way, two things that are fucking rock and roll. Get rid of immigrants and get you jacked. I mean, dude. Yeah, but you don't think I'm going to get jacked. Trump sounds like Captain America. You don't think I'm going to get jacked? I don't. No, you're not. You're not going to get jacked. You're going to get skinnier because you keep losing weight. You're down 14 pounds now, yeah?

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44:42 - 44:45 Andrew Santino

Something. Do you notice a difference?

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44:45 - 44:47 Unknown

You look so small right now.

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44:47 - 44:49 Andrew Santino

Yeah, you do look smaller. Lift, stand up. Lift up your shirt. Be real.

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44:49 - 44:50 Unknown

He is standing up.

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44:52 - 44:55 Andrew Santino

I love you, Jess. That joke, dude? It's all but good.

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44:55 - 44:58 Unknown

Look at this.

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44:58 - 45:00 Andrew Santino

No belly. There's like no fucking belly.

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45:00 - 45:01 Bobby Lee

Right here.

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45:01 - 45:02 Unknown

Wow. See?

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45:02 - 45:08 Andrew Santino

That's nothing, dude. That's nothing. You were so much bigger months ago. Carlos doesn't believe it. Ask the window.

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45:08 - 45:09 Unknown

No, I do now.

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45:09 - 45:09 Andrew Santino

You do?

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45:09 - 45:12 Unknown

From the other shoot we did last week. Yeah. Yeah, it was the first time.

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45:18 - 45:31 Andrew Santino

But when I joined the gym. Tiger Abs with Bobby Lee getting jacked. You and Kumail just working out every day. Imagine if you become a fucking Marvel character because of this. Whoa. That'll be so sick. If you get jacked as fuck and they give you a Marvel role.

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45:32 - 45:34 Bobby Lee

The only Marvel role I could be is Sunfire.

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45:34 - 45:44 Andrew Santino

Perfect. That's you. That's you with Kumail. Look up Sunfire. X-Men. Pontiac made a car called the Sunfire for a while. That's you?

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45:45 - 45:46 Unknown

That's cool.

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45:46 - 46:08 Bobby Lee

I mean, that's the only Asian one. Oh, of course, he's going to play it. Who is that? Shang-Chi. Oh, that's the Shang-Chi guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can somebody else be Sunfire, please? God, they're going to give the same... He's hot. Yeah, that's true. He's a good looking guy. Pretty good looking, yeah. We stay in our lane. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Robin Hood Gold.

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48:18 - 48:24 Andrew Santino

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48:25 - 48:27 Bobby Lee

Shopify. So it's the new year.

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48:27 - 48:27 Andrew Santino

It is.

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48:28 - 48:32 Bobby Lee

It's 2025. God bless. And you're probably thinking, how am I going to make this year different?

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48:32 - 48:32 Andrew Santino

I don't know.

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48:32 - 48:34 Bobby Lee

Am I going to build something for myself?

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48:34 - 48:34 Andrew Santino

I'd like to.

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48:34 - 48:42 Bobby Lee

I'm dying to be my own boss or see if I can turn this business idea I've been kicking around in my head into a reality. but I don't know how to make it happen.

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48:42 - 48:59 Andrew Santino

Shopify, Bob. Shopify is how you're going to make it happen. Is that how it happened? Let me tell you how. That's what we did. Shopify is the best. They make it very simple to create your brand, open a business, get your first sale, get your store up and running easily with thousands of customizable templates, no coding or design skills required. All you need to do is drag and drop.

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49:00 - 49:12 Bobby Lee

Shopify makes it also easy to manage your growing business. They help with the details like shipping, taxes, and payments from one single dashboard, allowing you to focus on the important stuff like growing your business.

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49:12 - 49:14 Andrew Santino

What happens if you don't act now?

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49:14 - 49:15 Bobby Lee

Will you regret it? It's a disaster.

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49:15 - 49:27 Andrew Santino

It's a disaster. Someone's going to beat you to the idea, so don't do this to yourself. Don't kick yourself when you hear this again in the air because you didn't do anything. You must start working with Shopify now. Established in 2025 has a nice ring to it, doesn't it?

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49:28 - 49:34 Bobby Lee

Sign up for your $1 per month trial period at shopify.com slash bad friends, all lowercase.

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49:35 - 49:45 Andrew Santino

Go to shopify.com slash bad friends to start selling with Shopify today. That's shopify.com slash bad friends. Are there redheaded superheroes? They're redheaded. No one is famous that's redheaded. And if they are, they're mocked.

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49:45 - 49:50 Bobby Lee

No, but did Marvel or DC ever create a superhero that happened to have red hair?

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49:51 - 49:52 Andrew Santino

Poison Ivy.

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49:52 - 49:54 Bobby Lee

Phoenix. Oh, yeah, Poison Ivy or Phoenix.

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49:54 - 49:55 Andrew Santino

Never a guy, though.

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49:55 - 49:55 Bobby Lee

Yeah, yeah.

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49:56 - 50:10 Andrew Santino

Male red-headed superhero. Right. Male. M-A-L-E. Male red-headed superhero. Let's see. Ed-headed. Yeah, male Ed-head. Who is that? Shaft? Shaft was black.

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50:13 - 50:14 Bobby Lee

Wait, Shaft had red hair?

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50:14 - 50:15 Andrew Santino

I don't know. Go back.

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50:15 - 50:16 Bobby Lee

Yeah, go back. You got it.

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50:16 - 50:17 Andrew Santino

Roy Harper.

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50:17 - 50:44 Bobby Lee

Can you zoom in a little bit? Like the whole thing? Yeah, yeah. Roy Harper. Oh, yeah, there we go. I guess. You do it with a bow and arrow. Who's Wally West? Wally West? They ran out of names. Wally West. What do we call this one? You know what I mean? Wally West. Yeah. King Disaster? No. Wally West. Wally West. Geoforce is good.

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50:45 - 50:49 Andrew Santino

Geoforce. I don't know any of these guys. The Shield. The Shield. That's pretty good. Light Ray.

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50:51 - 50:51 Unknown

That's getting weaker.

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50:51 - 50:54 Andrew Santino

Owen Mercer. That's just a guy that lives in my building.

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50:54 - 50:56 Unknown

Yeah, yeah.

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50:56 - 51:00 Andrew Santino

Hank Hall. These are just guys I know. I know. They're just... Hank Haywood? Yeah, they're all...

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51:00 - 51:24 Andrew Santino

by the way what the fuck is this daredevil no this list is fucking dumb you're not right whatever this is is not the right list yeah i don't even know what that's that that list is wrong get off of this website don't get angry about it well he's not what because you don't like the white name wally that's a good superhero about his googling lately ant-man oh but they gave that to paul fucking right thanks a lot thanks a lot paul thanks a lot paul run you could be like two dollar bill man

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51:24 - 51:32 Andrew Santino

I could be like the Woj, handing out $2 bills at random. He's doing good, or he's inconveniencing people.

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51:33 - 51:34 Bobby Lee

Paul Rudd closed the circle for me once.

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51:34 - 51:37 Andrew Santino

What do you mean? Circle meets a square?

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51:37 - 51:38 Bobby Lee

A conversation circle.

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51:38 - 51:39 Andrew Santino

What happened?

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51:39 - 51:41 Bobby Lee

I tell you what to tell about that?

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51:41 - 51:42 Unknown

No, I just know what you're talking about.

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51:43 - 51:45 Bobby Lee

Yeah, I was on Pineapple Express. My bad.

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51:46 - 51:47 Andrew Santino

Okay, no problem.

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51:47 - 51:56 Bobby Lee

I was there and my agents were like, you got to learn how to like meet people. You know what I mean?

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51:56 - 51:57 Unknown

Like start conversations.

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51:57 - 52:17 Bobby Lee

You know what I mean? When you're on set, that's how you create, you know what I mean? Relationships. Relationships in the business. So I was smoking a cigarette. And with Pineapple Express, it was Seth Rogen, Apatow, Paul Rudd, a bunch of people. And they were talking in a circle. And I was out on the curb, like kind of near them, smoking a cigarette.

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52:17 - 52:31 Bobby Lee

And then my agent's fucking thing went, you know what I mean? Do it. This is it. I put the cigarette down and I wander into the circle. I don't know if it was Paul. Somebody closed the circle. Paul does stuff like that. Yeah, so then I was on the outside of the circle and then I went back to the crib as well.

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52:31 - 52:33 Unknown

I hate that.

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52:33 - 52:42 Bobby Lee

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He rutted you. You got rutted. What I find out now is that I can tell when people want to talk to me on set.

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52:43 - 52:46 Andrew Santino

Those guys want to talk. I'm just kidding. Those guys probably love you. It's probably in my head.

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52:46 - 53:11 Bobby Lee

I probably did it wrong. They didn't know you were there. Yeah, I didn't know. I did it wrong. You didn't make enough noise. What would you do? Hey, guys, you guys play golf? You guys know about the $2 thing with Alan, whatever, he makes them. Whatever his name is, yeah. Steve. Steve Wawaki. You guys know about the $2 thing with Steve Wawaki, right? It's interesting.

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53:12 - 53:23 Bobby Lee

In fact, I'm going to mention it on my podcast. One day when I have a podcast, I'm going to mention it. But it's like, you guys, throw in your two cents. Do you think you did that? Did you do something like that? Interesting.

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53:23 - 53:25 Andrew Santino

Well, I don't get cut out of circles like that.

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53:25 - 53:26 Bobby Lee

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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53:26 - 53:27 Andrew Santino

Actually, I get invited in.

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53:27 - 53:28 Bobby Lee

I know you do.

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53:28 - 53:29 Andrew Santino

Not only do I get invited in, I get a big hug.

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53:30 - 53:31 Bobby Lee

Yeah, yeah. You travel with them.

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53:31 - 53:32 Andrew Santino

It happened last night, actually.

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53:33 - 53:56 Bobby Lee

Oh, excuse me. I'm sorry. It happened to me Friday. Literally happened last night. I got picked up like a little American Girl doll. Blake Griffin picked you up to show you off. Can I tell everyone what happened? So I was at the comedy store and I was on a date. Six foot nine. I was on a date and Andrea's there. Not my date. Andrea Jin. Andrea Jin's there and she's a comic.

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53:57 - 54:19 Bobby Lee

And I'm on a date, first date with somebody. You met her, right? Yeah. She's a very nice girl. And Andrea goes, oh, Blake's coming. So I go, okay, you know, Blake Griffin, huh? Yeah. We see him come in and then Andre leaves to go say hi to him. And then, you know, I turned, and this is the mistake I made. I turned to the girl and the date I go, let's go say hi to Blake, right?

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54:19 - 54:43 Andrew Santino

So we go over there. You thinking this will be a show off moment for you a little bit? Just a little bit of like, I know a famous guy. Love you, mom. You're right. You called me out. Well, it's a little moment for you. You know, when I kissed that, don't make that face. I didn't do anything. Okay. Hang her back up. It was over there. No, put her up behind you, though. She belongs behind you.

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54:43 - 54:48 Andrew Santino

You knocked her off the wall because you slammed your chair backwards. So anyway...

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54:52 - 55:06 Bobby Lee

So Blake's there and I go in to shake his hand. Big hands. Right? And he looks at me and he grabs me and he pulls me up into the sky. Yeah, like Lion King. Like the Lion King.

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55:07 - 55:07 Unknown

Ah, Sibenya.

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55:08 - 55:18 Bobby Lee

Yeah, yeah. And- Oh, Sibenya. Yeah. And so what happens is, I go, he's going to put me down, right? Were you there?

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55:18 - 55:19 Unknown

I didn't see this part.

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55:19 - 55:41 Bobby Lee

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You were there, though. Yeah, I was there. Yeah, yeah. And he goes, he has a monologue. Yeah. Hey, guy. He goes, hey, guy, I don't shake your hand. I hug you. That's right. Right? And I like lifting you, and you're my little guy, this and that, right? And I'm up there for about a minute, right? And I'm blushing, and I'm trying to get down, right? Yeah.

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55:41 - 56:02 Bobby Lee

Yeah, help, help, help, right, right? He finally puts me down and I'm blushing, right? And I'm thinking to myself, oh, my date didn't notice that, right? So then I texted her yesterday. This is what I text, I go, this is so embarrassing. She goes, I go, do you remember when Blake Griffin picked me up as if I was an American Girl doll? And then this is what she says, your legs were dangling.

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56:02 - 56:08 Andrew Santino

So cute. So cute. Now, did you guys hook up? Did you guys hook up?

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56:08 - 56:09 Unknown

Him and Blake, or?

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56:09 - 56:27 Andrew Santino

Yeah. Him and Blake did, yeah. Yeah. He's a freckly dick. Yeah, he does. Yeah, people don't know this. It's like mine, but darker. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just a little darker. Very freckly. No, this girl, are you interested in this woman now? Is this a real thing? No, I'm just, come on. I don't know. Okay, dude. We don't know who it is. She doesn't know who it is. No one knows. No one knows who it is.

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56:27 - 56:28 Andrew Santino

It doesn't matter.

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56:28 - 56:35 Bobby Lee

No, you know what? You just go on. I go on a lot of first dates. I'll just say that. And not a lot of seconds.

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56:36 - 56:42 Unknown

That's crazy because you love seconds.

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56:43 - 56:47 Bobby Lee

No, no. That doesn't work because I'm on Ozempic.

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56:47 - 56:49 Unknown

And you don't like seconds. I get it.

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56:50 - 56:51 Bobby Lee

But it was a good joke.

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56:51 - 56:52 Unknown

It was, in theory, it's structured.

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56:52 - 57:01 Bobby Lee

Yeah, yeah, yeah. In Australia, you had some zingers on. Zingers. The kid was on fire. But anyway, yeah, so he picked me up like a little, because you've never been picked up.

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57:02 - 57:03 Andrew Santino

No, I won't allow that kind of stuff, no.

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57:03 - 57:05 Bobby Lee

But there's no one that can pick you up.

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57:05 - 57:10 Andrew Santino

Blake could pick me up easy. Blake's huge. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he could. He just wouldn't do it. It's just a mutual respecting.

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57:10 - 57:11 Bobby Lee

Why do people pick me up?

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57:12 - 57:14 Andrew Santino

You're teeny tiny Tim. You're a little teeny tiny Tim.

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57:14 - 57:17 Unknown

It's extra funny because Brad Williams was there too. Did he pick up Brad?

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57:17 - 57:22 Andrew Santino

No. He stepped on him on accident. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait a minute. You're very pick-up-able.

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57:22 - 57:24 Unknown

Yeah.

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57:24 - 57:34 Andrew Santino

You know how you pick your dog up? When you see your dog, you pick him up, you bend down? Yeah. Same thing. He's small and cute and lovable. Oh, my God. And here's the deal. I want to kiss you. So I want your little face near mine.

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57:34 - 57:36 Bobby Lee

And also I- So I want to hug you.

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57:36 - 57:38 Andrew Santino

I want to feel your little tushy and I want to give you a little kiss.

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57:38 - 57:49 Bobby Lee

This is the same topic, but this whole fucking Korean deer thing got out of hand. What are you talking about? A Korean deer? People online were like, there's a Korean deer.

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57:49 - 57:51 Andrew Santino

Oh, I got tagged. Oh, I got tagged.

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57:51 - 58:00 Bobby Lee

This looks like Bobby. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It does look like you. It looks exactly fucking like you. Then I posted on my story and I got more comments than I've ever had.

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58:00 - 58:04 Andrew Santino

Everyone going 100% yes. You 100% look like this. That is fucking Bobby Lee.

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58:05 - 58:26 Andrew Santino

it's crazy how much why does that look like me dude the eyes are perfect it's like the same depth of feel in the eyes that your your face the cheeks are perfect the nose the ears even it just looks like you because his eyes look like the kind of love you have in your eyes and your soul look like exactly like his look at how happy he is but do you want to fuck that

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58:29 - 58:31 Andrew Santino

I'm going to plead the fifth, man, because I, you know.

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58:32 - 58:45 Bobby Lee

That's what I'm saying. When you say that I look like that, it doesn't seem sexy. Well... You know what I mean? Well, look, look. I've never fucked a deer. Like, that deer has never been laid by another deer. That's not true. That's not true. Yeah, that's an incel deer, dude.

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58:45 - 58:46 Andrew Santino

No, it's not.

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58:46 - 58:48 Bobby Lee

Yeah, look, he's alone. He's outside. Okay.

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58:48 - 58:56 Andrew Santino

He's taking a walk. He's like... He does look like he has a cleft lip or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He is cute, though.

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58:56 - 59:16 Bobby Lee

So cute. Yeah, yeah. That's you, bro. Okay. That's you. But then a bunch of comments said, and I had to do research... Bunch of comments were like, dude, it's a fucking donkey, dude. You're a donkey. Is that a donkey? It's not a donkey. It's a deer. It's a deer. It's 100% a deer. It's a deer. It's a female deer. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Okay. I don't know who the fuck. Okay.

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59:16 - 59:29 Bobby Lee

I don't know who the fuck did that. Did you do that, Carlos? Phenomenal. Somebody did that. That's so good. That's so fucking funny. That's you, dude. That's literally you. That's insane. They put my beanie and my glasses on there. What's wilder.

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59:30 - 59:33 Andrew Santino

That's cool as shit. More of that, guys. Send that stuff in. We love that.

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59:33 - 59:34 Bobby Lee

Yeah. Anyway.

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59:34 - 59:37 Andrew Santino

Absolutely love that. If I was going to be an animal, what animal would I be?

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59:38 - 59:39 Bobby Lee

Well, you don't look like an animal.

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59:40 - 59:41 Andrew Santino

I don't. Do I look like an animal? Jess knows.

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59:41 - 59:49 Bobby Lee

There's not an animal out there that you look at and go, oh, that looks like Andrew Santino. There's some animals that look like you, maybe.

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59:49 - 59:54 Andrew Santino

Maybe a beaver. Do I look like a beaver? My teeth are big in the front. No, there's not an animal out there.

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59:56 - 59:58 Bobby Lee

Maybe a lion or something. Give me a red beaver.

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59:59 - 60:01 Unknown

Yeah, your vibe is like a lion.

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60:01 - 60:14 Bobby Lee

No, dude, there is a guy. I just saw it today. I love you. There's a new viral, listen, there's a new viral tiger. Google it. And I think this is more, it's a viral tiger that came out. Yeah, do it in all caps.

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60:14 - 60:15 Andrew Santino

Google it in all caps.

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60:15 - 60:21 Bobby Lee

Go images. That's him. That's you, dude.

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60:21 - 60:21 Unknown

Oh, I can see that.

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60:21 - 60:26 Bobby Lee

That kind of does look like. That's when it came to me. That's you, bro.

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60:26 - 60:29 Unknown

That's you, dude.

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60:29 - 60:37 Bobby Lee

That's me, dude. Look at me, right. Right? Yeah, we're doing it.

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60:37 - 60:39 Andrew Santino

That's literally how I sit outside.

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60:39 - 60:47 Bobby Lee

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's not the same tiger. Go to that. That guy, though? That's Andrew, dude. Yeah, dude. That's you, dude. That's me. What's going on?

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60:47 - 60:47 Andrew Santino

What's his name?

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60:47 - 60:48 Unknown

Ava.

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60:48 - 60:57 Andrew Santino

Mudang. After Mudang. Yeah. Ava Golden Tiger. He's going ape shit online. Really? What's going on? Why? People just love him because he's unique?

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60:58 - 61:10 Bobby Lee

Well, he's... Highland's new sweetheart. He's a tabby cat. He's a tabby cat. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's just... He's got the right proportions there. Look at him. He's so cute.

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61:10 - 61:17 Andrew Santino

He's Thai, huh? Yeah. Jules, now that you're going to be done with school, what does the future hold?

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61:17 - 61:20 Unknown

Well... Nothing.

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61:21 - 61:24 Bobby Lee

And we're giving these people visas. What's your ultimate goal?

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61:25 - 61:29 Unknown

Ultimate goal? I don't know yet. I still don't know what I want to do. I still don't know.

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61:29 - 61:34 Andrew Santino

Animals? Yeah. Why don't you do a podcast about animals?

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61:35 - 61:38 Unknown

Well, I don't know if that's going to be interesting.

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61:38 - 61:43 Bobby Lee

I'll be honest with you. A future in podcasting isn't something that you would want to do.

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61:44 - 61:45 Unknown

Not podcasting.

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61:45 - 61:56 Bobby Lee

Yeah, podcasting sucks. I know, but what I'm saying is that why don't you do the easier, softer way, which is podcasting? Because you'll make more money.

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61:56 - 61:56 Unknown

Yeah.

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61:56 - 62:00 Bobby Lee

You work less hours. She doesn't care about that. And you have freedom. But you don't care about that.

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62:00 - 62:00 Unknown

Not really.

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62:00 - 62:02 Bobby Lee

That drives me crazy that you don't care about that.

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62:02 - 62:06 Unknown

Okay, I like playing games. What about streaming?

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62:06 - 62:13 Andrew Santino

Yeah, stream. Yeah, but still, that's not like, you know. No, what do you mean? That's just as viable. That's just like podcasting.

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62:13 - 62:13 Unknown

Yeah, she'd be great.

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62:13 - 62:30 Andrew Santino

Unless you're like the number one streamer. She could be the number one female streamer. Maybe. You're not going to beat the guy. What's his name? Kai Sinat? That guy's fucking so big. By the way, that's what she's aspiring to be. That's pretty viable. But the one thing I will say about that streaming thing that I don't... It gets a little...

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62:32 - 62:38 Andrew Santino

Girls streaming always goes down this weird little rabbit hole of like- Sexy. Sexualizing. Yeah, they get sexualized online.

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62:38 - 62:39 Bobby Lee

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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62:39 - 62:54 Andrew Santino

So as long as you wear like a full coat, like a winter jacket when you're doing it, I'm okay with it. Yeah. As your uncle, uncle, as Tito Andrew. I just think the streaming thing for women, the thing I see sometimes on there is I'm like, oh, they're all being sexualized on this thing. It's not just about the thing.

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62:54 - 62:57 Bobby Lee

Okay, if you turn to this TikToker that does that with the music-

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62:58 - 63:01 Unknown

I'm not going to do that. That's... Oh, my.

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63:01 - 63:09 Bobby Lee

You know that guy? Yeah, I know. What is that? The guy that does that? The girls do it. I've never seen a guy do it. What? I don't think you know what I just did.

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63:09 - 63:12 Unknown

Yeah, I don't know what's... I don't think you know what... I was looking at the screen.

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63:12 - 63:13 Andrew Santino

What? I was looking at what he pulled up.

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63:13 - 63:13 Unknown

Yeah, yeah.

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63:13 - 63:23 Andrew Santino

Pulling up the names of the streamers. Show it. Have you seen this? What the fuck is that? What the fuck are you doing? Oh, when they do like a time lapse thing? No.

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63:24 - 63:27 Unknown

What is it? They're doing like an anime kind of like.

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63:27 - 63:29 Andrew Santino

Oh, I don't like it. Whatever it is. Dude, look it up, man.

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63:30 - 63:31 Unknown

How do you type that in?

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63:32 - 63:33 Andrew Santino

Bobby having a seizure?

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63:34 - 63:47 Bobby Lee

Usually, usually cringe. Cringe anime streamer? No, like cringe. Any cringe Instagram or TikTok streamer. Usually has one or two videos. Dude, you're on your Gen Z fucking.

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63:47 - 63:48 Unknown

Yeah, I don't know.

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63:48 - 63:49 Bobby Lee

What are you doing, dude? TikTok, dude.

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63:50 - 63:55 Unknown

Yeah, I'm trying to find it, dude. Ooh, a little attitude on a low pushback.

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63:55 - 64:00 Andrew Santino

He's doing a lot lately. Drunk guy gets an act. What is it?

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64:01 - 64:08 Bobby Lee

Gets an axe. Forget it, dude. Forget it. Let's move on. No, let's watch him. No, forget it. Let's move on. Let's watch him. Let's watch him.

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64:08 - 64:09 Andrew Santino

Let's watch this guy get tased.

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64:09 - 64:10 Unknown

This is just my algorithm.

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64:10 - 64:14 Unknown

You're going to get shot. Put the axe down. You will get shot.

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64:14 - 64:14 Andrew Santino

Tase him.

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64:14 - 64:15 Unknown

Put the axe down.

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64:15 - 64:15 Andrew Santino

Tase him.

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64:16 - 64:18 Unknown

John, put the axe down right now.

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64:18 - 64:19 Andrew Santino

There it is. Good, John.

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64:20 - 64:24 Unknown

Step out here right now. Okay, I'll tell you that in one second. You took it to a different level.

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64:25 - 64:27 Andrew Santino

Now pick up the axe again and get tased, dude.

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64:27 - 64:44 Unknown

Your bond's been revoked because you got a DUI. That's what I'm here for. Hit him. Hey, hey, hey. Listen. This ain't the end of the world. This doesn't mean you can't go near that axe. You're going to have a fucking problem, brother. I'm telling you right now. We can de-escalate this and you can get back out of jail or we can take this a whole new route. I'll tell you right now. Get back.

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64:45 - 64:51 Unknown

Yeah, you're damn right. You're absolutely right. I'll hit you first and I'll hit you again, bro. And I'll hit you again. I will hit you again. I will hit you back up.

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64:53 - 65:07 Andrew Santino

That's a bail enforcement agent, by the way. That's not even a cop. You know that, right? That's crazy. He jumped bail. So he has like a, you know, he gets to act as like a peace officer or some bullshit. He's not actually a cop. Whose side are you on? Huh?

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65:08 - 65:09 Unknown

Whose side are you on?

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65:10 - 65:20 Andrew Santino

The guy who's trying to do the axe. The guy who's trying to grab the axe. You're on his side? Yeah. Why? Cause. What are you doing on my fucking property? Get off of my fucking property. Okay. You don't belong on my property.

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65:20 - 65:22 Unknown

I was thinking you would react the same way.

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65:22 - 65:32 Andrew Santino

Huh? If the guy came out of my property? Yeah. Get the fuck off of my property. You're not allowed on my property. It's a private property. Fuck you. I don't know what tase looks like, so I think it's a gun. It's a taser gun. A taser looks like a gun.

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65:32 - 65:33 Bobby Lee

Okay, because I wouldn't know.

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65:33 - 65:34 Andrew Santino

Yeah, it looks like a gun.

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65:34 - 65:35 Bobby Lee

Oh, he has a gun.

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65:35 - 65:37 Andrew Santino

No, it's yellow. It's very obviously a taser.

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65:37 - 65:41 Bobby Lee

Okay. I've never been tased as a hurt.

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65:41 - 65:49 Andrew Santino

It hurts like fucking, it's the most painful. It sucks. You fucking, you freeze up and then you fall down. It's the worst. I hate it. You've done it.

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65:49 - 65:50 Unknown

You've been tased before.

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65:50 - 65:58 Andrew Santino

Yes, an idiot in college had a fucking taser and I fucking hated it. It was so dumb and we were drunk. Oh, wow. Can we buy one? No. Yeah, let's buy one. All right, buy one.

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66:00 - 66:02 Bobby Lee

Can you die? Because I don't want to beat Taze and die.

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66:02 - 66:11 Andrew Santino

No, no. Well, look up their reactions with Ozempic. Is there a Taser-Ozempic thing? Yeah, possible side effects of Ozempic. If you are hit with a Taser, it may stop working. Oh, that's fucked.

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66:12 - 66:15 Bobby Lee

You know, I read that one. Find the fucking thing. I was like, the face thing.

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66:15 - 66:18 Andrew Santino

Yeah, man, find the face thing. Man, God.

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66:18 - 66:19 Bobby Lee

What the fuck is going on around here, dude?

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66:19 - 66:21 Andrew Santino

Either that or we go back to the $2 bill stuff.

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66:21 - 66:37 Bobby Lee

Yeah, yeah, yeah, go back. I don't want to go back to $2. Maybe the one with the blue hair. Blue, yeah. Yeah, this shit. Yeah. Yeah. Look, Andrew.

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66:37 - 66:39 Andrew Santino

All right, start it over.

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66:39 - 66:47 Bobby Lee

Oh, yeah, yeah. It's now that we see it. Start it over. Let's see. Yeah, it's this kind of thing where they're like. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

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66:47 - 66:48 Andrew Santino

Yeah, it's all anime stuff.

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66:49 - 66:53 Bobby Lee

Yeah. And if you did that, my heart. Do try. Try it. Maybe you have it.

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66:53 - 66:56 Unknown

No. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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66:56 - 66:57 Bobby Lee

Yeah, you try. You try it. Do it.

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66:57 - 66:59 Unknown

I don't know how. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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67:02 - 67:02 Andrew Santino

Yeah.

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67:04 - 67:05 Unknown

No, no.

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67:06 - 67:07 Andrew Santino

You know the internet's got that.

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67:07 - 67:12 Bobby Lee

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's see it. Go. We did it. Just do it. We'll cut it out if you don't like it. Yeah, go.

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67:14 - 67:15 Unknown

I don't know how.

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67:15 - 67:16 Unknown

It's so cringe.

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67:16 - 67:17 Unknown

Jess, go.

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67:17 - 67:18 Unknown

It's so cringe.

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67:20 - 67:21 Unknown

Yeah. Yeah.

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67:21 - 67:21 Unknown

You could do it.

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67:26 - 67:50 Bobby Lee

oh wow so good don't do it don't do it yeah you're not you don't have it now now my heart is free I know you can't do it can't do it yeah yeah how many views is it like is this popular this is Misty Raines a lot of people like they go to Misty Raines thing so they just watch her do that three fucking million people yeah yeah yeah holy let's go to this one yeah here we go dude I'm working too hard yeah what are we doing yeah

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67:52 - 68:05 Andrew Santino

Oh man, I hope they bomb us. I hope this country's over soon. Yeah, this is insane. This is what we're doing? This is it. And can I tell you something? How old is this kid, by the way? Is this a child? How old is this person?

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68:05 - 68:06 Unknown

Probably old.

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68:06 - 68:14 Andrew Santino

Some of them have OnlyFans. I wouldn't know. Okay. But anyway... I mean, how old is this girl? Who are we watching? It looks like we're watching a child.

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68:14 - 68:15 Unknown

She is 19. Ugh.

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68:16 - 68:19 Andrew Santino

What do we do? I know. I'm not watching some kid do fucking gross. Get out of here.

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68:20 - 68:20 Unknown

That's weird.

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68:20 - 68:24 Andrew Santino

And there's a dad downstairs. Sally, do the dishes! And she's...

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68:25 - 68:27 Unknown

I'm coming. I'm coming. Yeah, yeah.

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68:27 - 68:39 Andrew Santino

Yeah, we're fucked. We're fucking. Future's fucked. Yeah, yeah. Oh, and then she goes to anime conventions. Right. I've seen this anime convention thing. It's like they don't do it once a year. They do it all year round. There's these things. They're all over the place. Yeah.

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68:40 - 68:42 Unknown

You don't want to do that, though. No, I don't.

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68:42 - 68:49 Andrew Santino

You know how Comic-Con was like once a year? Now it's like all year. No, because every city has one now. Well, every city has everything, though. There's many different kinds.

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68:49 - 68:54 Bobby Lee

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So Jess wanted to promote her show. Is that why you're here?

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68:54 - 68:58 Unknown

Oh, I did want to promote my show. But it's not coming out until... No, maybe after the episode.

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68:58 - 69:00 Bobby Lee

Smoothest transitions of all time. Oh, yeah.

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69:00 - 69:02 Andrew Santino

It's unbelievable, you. You're flawless.

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69:03 - 69:05 Bobby Lee

Fuck you, man. Talk to me like that.

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69:05 - 69:18 Unknown

I am going to New Jersey, Sunnyvale, California, Fort Worth, Dallas, Portland, Seattle, and Lexington next year. So I'm just going to take this moment. If you're out there, if anybody's out there, come see me.

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69:18 - 69:24 Andrew Santino

I mean, if there's a way to do it, that's it, dude. That was perfect. That was so organic and shit. People loved it.

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69:24 - 69:25 Unknown

Yeah.

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69:25 - 69:41 Andrew Santino

Not only, it just helps the rhythm of her selling the show. What are you doing, man? Just criticizing you. I could criticize you as well. And I'll say why. You shot at me about the Woj thing, so I've been shooting at you.

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69:44 - 69:45 Bobby Lee

It's funny.

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69:45 - 69:47 Andrew Santino

Don't bring a knife to a gunfight, bud.

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69:47 - 69:48 Bobby Lee

Yeah, I'm bringing a bazooka.

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69:49 - 69:52 Andrew Santino

You couldn't hoist one up, you fucking little... So this is what happened.

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69:52 - 70:12 Bobby Lee

Fill in the blank. You know, you and I come here, try to set the tone of the show. I brought a popcorn. Pretty good rant. It was a good rant. That was good. Popcorn, you know, a couple of other things. And... You had the $2 thing. Right. And it died. And I think that's why you're mad. And you know what? There's a healthy way of getting that resentment out.

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70:13 - 70:28 Bobby Lee

The way you're doing it, you're going back and forth like that in your new chair. I'm rocking in my chair. Doing this, like the thinker, whatever you're doing with your hand. I've never seen you do this before. Oh, it's because my back hurts. The thinker, you know what I mean? So I think we all know in the room, right, that that was a fail.

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70:29 - 70:52 Andrew Santino

Right? I got an MRI done. I'm sorry. On my back. What's going on? And they were like, all of this pressure and disc slipping is from you carrying Bobby's career lately. And I said, that can't be showing up on the MRI. They go, trust me, it is. And we all see it. Yeah. And I said, who sees it? He goes, the community at large. And I said, the doctor community? He goes, buddy, social, social.

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70:52 - 70:56 Andrew Santino

It's everywhere. Everyone can tell. So I got to get you off my back.

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70:56 - 71:00 Bobby Lee

I-N-T-E-R-E-S-T-I-N-G, dude. Interesting. What?

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71:03 - 71:08 Andrew Santino

That's fucking awesome. I told you you could spell, you're good, buddy.

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71:09 - 71:09 Bobby Lee

Anyway.

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71:09 - 71:14 Andrew Santino

No, he did say my back issues are from. Interesting.

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71:15 - 71:18 Unknown

Maybe you should take a trip to WeSpa.

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71:19 - 71:20 Andrew Santino

No. We had fun.

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71:20 - 71:25 Unknown

We had fun. We went and I can't believe you've never been. I said, Andrew must come here all the time.

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71:26 - 71:28 Andrew Santino

No, I used to like Vodispa.

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71:29 - 71:30 Unknown

Yeah, but you never even tried We Spa, I heard.

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71:31 - 71:31 Andrew Santino

Yeah, I don't like it.

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71:32 - 71:33 Unknown

But how do you know you don't like it?

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71:33 - 71:39 Andrew Santino

Because he's stubborn. Too many. Too many Koreans.

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71:39 - 71:41 Unknown

Oh, so I thought... Too many.

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71:42 - 71:44 Bobby Lee

I thought... Let's talk about your experience at We Spa.

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71:44 - 71:55 Unknown

Yeah, I was kind of nervous going in, the whole naked thing, you know? Everyone's naked. And Bobby was like, I won't see you naked. I don't want to see you naked. That's so gross. We're not going to see you naked.

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71:55 - 72:19 Bobby Lee

I want to... forget i was gonna say joke but like why be mean now no i don't want because it's that's not fair right so anyway you said your saggy tits i don't want to see no i didn't say that no i was gonna say something way worse but go ahead i love you well now you have to say it no i was i was kidding i didn't have one say it no say it a beautiful lady naked now go ahead um

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72:20 - 72:40 Unknown

So anyway, as we're walking in, I say, am I going to be the only white lady there? And he goes, no, no, no. Tons of whites go. And it was true. It was a good diversity mix. You wouldn't be the only white there. And I kind of get why you said no one goes to the Wii Spa with you. Because I was telling my friends and they're all like, I don't want to be naked with Bobby.

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72:40 - 72:44 Unknown

I think people think when you say you will go to Wii Spa, they're thinking you're asking, can I see you naked?

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72:45 - 72:48 Bobby Lee

Kind of. No, that's absolutely incorrect.

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72:48 - 72:52 Unknown

But I think that's what they hear. It's like, it sounds like you just want to see all these male comics naked.

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72:54 - 73:03 Bobby Lee

Well, I have done it before. Yeah. Yeah. You know, Ian Edwards. You know what I mean? I try to get Chappelle. But what do they have in common? They're black. Exactly.

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73:03 - 73:25 Unknown

I don't get your point but I like to see it he wants to go oh yeah I like to see it but when you go male female you're you know just you're in different rooms but then the co-ed you're in a uniform you've been there with me fun yeah yeah yeah it's really fun but it's relaxing it's so relaxing that's why I don't want to go with him yeah go at a different time but you should go please go with me no how unrelaxing would that be for me

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73:26 - 73:28 Unknown

You guys would get, he got recognized a lot upstairs.

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73:29 - 73:48 Andrew Santino

It'd be so not relaxing. Okay. I have my little getaways. I go to my gym, I go on the cold plunge, I go in the sauna, I go in the steam room. You know who talks to me there? Fucking nobody. Fucking no one. I get in the cold plunge with my little tiny red penis and it's freezing cold and my little penis goes like this.

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73:48 - 73:51 Unknown

It does the cringe face. Dude.

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73:56 - 73:57 Andrew Santino

Dude, have you been in a cold plunge, by the way?

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73:57 - 73:58 Bobby Lee

I love cold plunges.

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73:58 - 73:59 Unknown

Yeah, they have one at Weezer.

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73:59 - 74:01 Bobby Lee

Do you do them? I go in there for 10 minutes.

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74:01 - 74:03 Andrew Santino

That's literally impossible. No, you don't.

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74:04 - 74:06 Bobby Lee

Maybe it's not as cold as the one you're going through.

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74:06 - 74:08 Andrew Santino

Because the cold plunges, you couldn't go in for 10 minutes.

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74:09 - 74:32 Bobby Lee

It might be dead. Let me say something. Most of the people, they go in for like a minute. I try to go up for 10 minutes because I go to the point where I'm about to die. Oh, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good. Well, that's good. Yeah, yeah. That's very good. And I'm going to tell you why, if I may. Okay? You may. Well, I'm going to. Thank you. Okay. I go to Hyundai Day Spa.

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74:33 - 74:33 Unknown

Mm-hmm.

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74:33 - 74:45 Bobby Lee

I've been going there for years and there's like a 95 year old man that's there. Okay. Okay. And he does a routine and I observe him. Okay. Yeah. Over the years, last 20 years.

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74:45 - 74:45 Andrew Santino

Asian man.

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74:46 - 74:47 Bobby Lee

Old Asian man.

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74:47 - 74:47 Andrew Santino

Yeah.

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74:47 - 75:09 Bobby Lee

And he does halfway in the cold plunge. Yeah. Then there's two different spots. There's a jacuzzi, but there's also a spring water one where it's super hot. Love that. So he'll go five minutes there and he goes back and forth. And I think what he's doing is circulating his blood. Just trying to stay alive. Yeah, yeah. And so I've been following the same thing as he does. Good.

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75:09 - 75:12 Bobby Lee

You know what I mean? And I think there's something to do with your health.

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75:12 - 75:31 Andrew Santino

I don't know what it does. But they say three to five minutes is kind of the optimal time to get the benefits that you need. After that, you're kind of not... Because it's down to 45 degrees. I mean, they tell you in between 40 and 60 is the high end for cold plunge. But five to 10 minutes, you don't want to go any more than that. There's no need for it. Post-workout is two to three minutes.

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75:32 - 75:33 Unknown

But what are the benefits of it?

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75:34 - 75:53 Andrew Santino

Well, there's a metabolic boost you get. That's 11 minutes in total time over two to four sessions per week has metabolic recovery benefits, right? It's good for your muscle tissues. Yeah. It's great for me for my nerves because of my sciatic nerve. It's really good. It calms the nerve down. Ice is the best. Ice is the fucking best.

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75:53 - 75:59 Bobby Lee

Can we go to Wii Spot so I can show you how long I go into the cold plunge? I don't think you would believe me, so I want to do it.

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75:59 - 76:05 Andrew Santino

I believe you wholeheartedly. You doubt me. Knowing you, you could stay in there for 20 minutes, I bet. Okay. Because you're a strong boy.

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76:05 - 76:06 Bobby Lee

Just come with me, please.

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76:06 - 76:13 Andrew Santino

You're a strong boy. Plus, your body's compact. You're not stretched out. So everything is close. Okay, anyway. No, I'm saying like your engine.

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76:13 - 76:14 Bobby Lee

Thank you for being a bad friend.

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76:14 - 76:15 Andrew Santino

Your engine is warming here.

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76:15 - 76:16 Bobby Lee

Thank you for being a bad friend.

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76:16 - 76:20 Andrew Santino

It doesn't have to go that far. Yeah. You know what I mean? That's true. My limbs are long.

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76:20 - 76:23 Bobby Lee

Yeah. Anyway, Jess, will you go back again with me one day?

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76:23 - 76:37 Unknown

Yeah, I'd go back. I was in the steam room and I walked in. I was in there for a minute and then this lady walked in and then there was probably five to six ladies in there. And then out of nowhere, it's quiet. And out of nowhere, this lady goes, do you want to find your uterus?

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76:38 - 76:39 Bobby Lee

Oh, yeah, right, right.

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76:39 - 76:46 Unknown

And, like, right before she said it, I was about to get up and leave, but then I was like, if I get up now, it's going to feel like a response to her saying that.

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76:46 - 76:48 Bobby Lee

This is real because she told me about the afterwards. Well, did you lose it?

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76:49 - 76:52 Unknown

Well, I don't know if it was to me or to, it felt like it was to the room.

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76:53 - 76:54 Andrew Santino

Where is your, what did she mean by that?

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76:54 - 77:01 Unknown

And then another lady goes, yeah. And then she just starts talking about, like, feeling on your abdomen where the uterus is.

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77:02 - 77:02 Andrew Santino

Oh.

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77:02 - 77:06 Unknown

And then I had to, like, just kind of wait there for a while before I could leave respectfully.

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77:08 - 77:13 Andrew Santino

Can you imagine if a guy said that to you in a spa at all? Yeah. He's like, do you want to find your G-spot?

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77:13 - 77:15 Unknown

Yeah, it was so awkward.

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77:15 - 77:35 Andrew Santino

Well, let's play that out. Yeah, I'm in the tub with you. Do you... What's up? Sorry, I just... Yeah, I usually don't... Well, for a living, I just kind of... I'm like a life coach, health coach. Okay, what's up? Have you ever found your G-spot as a man? I'm done. Thanks, man. Oh, you already found it? Excuse me? Can I help you find it?

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77:36 - 77:36 Bobby Lee

Well...

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77:37 - 77:40 Andrew Santino

Can I help you find your G spot? I'll do it for free.

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77:41 - 77:47 Bobby Lee

When you see G spot. Usually I charge, I'll do it for free. When you see G spot, what do you mean? Like in the penis cavity or like my anal cavity?

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77:48 - 77:53 Andrew Santino

It's in your butt. It's in your butt. I have two. I help men find it in their butt.

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77:53 - 77:54 Bobby Lee

Yeah.

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77:54 - 77:59 Andrew Santino

I found it. You already got it. I just found it just now. Can I try to find another one for you?

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78:00 - 78:01 Bobby Lee

Oh, so you're saying there's two?

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78:01 - 78:10 Andrew Santino

Yeah. Well, if you say so, go ahead. Give him here. Yeah, yeah. I put this, so this wand, you see this wand that I have? It looks exactly like my penis. Yeah. You know, I've watched Harry Potter.

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78:10 - 78:11 Bobby Lee

I've never seen it shaped like this.

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78:13 - 78:18 Andrew Santino

Well, if you turn around and I say this magic phrase and I put my wand in there, it'll detect where you're spotted. Oh, well, you know what? I'll give it a go.

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78:18 - 78:19 Bobby Lee

Yeah.

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78:19 - 78:47 Andrew Santino

Why not? Is it in? Expellius. Is it in? Jizzius. Yeah. Okay. Is it in? Did you find it? How rude. I found it. Yeah, yeah. Did you? I can't feel it. Okay. Yeah. Well. Yeah. Have a good day. Have a safe drive. Yeah. Did you know about the $2? Oh, yeah. Tell me. Tell me about it. Got to have a washer wash. Dude, I actually, I walked into the steam room the other day. I did have a guy.

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78:47 - 79:08 Andrew Santino

I walked in naked. Traditionally, you put on a towel in the steam room because you sit down. But I walked in naked because no one was there. It was after hours. Yeah. And I walked in because I was a little bit in pain. And so I walked in with my cock out and I was like, ugh. Ugh. I was like grunting through the pain because my pain was strong. I hear a guy go, you okay, man?

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79:09 - 79:19 Andrew Santino

And I can't see him in all the steam in the fog. I go, fuck, dude. I didn't know someone was in here. I'm so sorry, dude. And he's like, it's okay. You want me to get out of here? I was like, no. You don't have to go.

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79:19 - 79:28 Bobby Lee

No, you do make noises in the steam room that you can't. It feels good. Yeah. This is a noise that Koreans make. I don't care where you're from in Korea.

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79:28 - 79:29 Andrew Santino

Can you guys understand each other?

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79:29 - 79:47 Bobby Lee

We know what this means. And there's no... It doesn't mean anything, but we know what it means. Yeah. It's this. It's unspoken. Here we go. I go, I go, I go, I go, I go. It's aigu, aigu, aigu, aigu about four or five times. We understand what that means. Aigu. Yeah.

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79:47 - 79:47 Andrew Santino

And everyone.

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79:47 - 79:49 Bobby Lee

And we go aigu, aigu. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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79:49 - 79:52 Andrew Santino

Yeah, yeah, yeah. What does that mean? Like lamenting in pain?

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79:52 - 80:06 Bobby Lee

No, it's like it feels good, but it hurts. But, you know, I'm glad. You know what I mean? Right. It's soothing, you know. And there's another one that we know what it means is juk-juk. I told you about that. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. We don't have to read. You know about juk-juk? Yeah. What is it?

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80:08 - 80:10 Unknown

What? I don't remember, but I remember the phrase juke-juke.

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80:11 - 80:21 Bobby Lee

See what he does, McCone? Yeah, he's worthless. He just agrees without listening. At this point, he just comes around. When you do improv, agreeing is fine, but you have to listen as well.

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80:22 - 80:43 Andrew Santino

No, he doesn't. That's why he won't do stand-up. I told you, he's not. Yeah, you're not. Yeah. Give us a joke. Let me hear you do a bit. Did you say, oh, God? Did you say, oh, God? You don't want to be on the show anymore. You don't have to be on the show. Your attitude. Your attitude is fucking bananas. By the way, Pete has been pleasant all day. And said shit. Brought us cookies. Yeah, yeah.

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80:43 - 80:48 Unknown

Wait, can we do it together? Okay. Because we haven't been on the show together, and I don't think I'll be on again.

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80:49 - 80:50 Bobby Lee

You've never been on a show together before?

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80:51 - 80:51 Unknown

Not for months.

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80:51 - 80:53 Unknown

I haven't seen her in a long time.

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80:53 - 81:02 Unknown

Yeah, and I'm going on the road next year, so I don't know when I'll be back. Okay, okay. Thank you for being a bad friend.

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