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Chapter 1: What happened on Election Night?
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You two are bad.
Who are these two idiots?
A white dude and an Asian dude.
You two are disgusting. You two are something. We're bad friends.
Anyway, we're filming this podcast election night. We film this on election night. Right now, when you're listening to this, this is election night.
I also think we did this on the last election. We were around then?
Ja, 2020. Ja, 2020.
Ich bin fast positiv. Niemand spricht, außer uns heute. Haben wir ein Video gemacht? Ich glaube, wir haben ein Video gemacht. Weil ich mich erinnere, dass er so gesprochen hat. Das klingt familiar.
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Chapter 2: What are the funny moments from Bert Kreischer's party?
I have proof.
I live with someone that goes, yep, I went to the fucking Alameda.
You know, I have proof. I live with people that don't think. No, you don't. Yeah, I have my housekeeper. Why would you lie? She goes, where are you going? Did you vote? Yes, I did.
You're a liar. My housekeeper goes, where are you going? I go, I'm gonna go vote. How can the fans believe you if you say you voted when we know you didn't? How can you do this right now? Because you're Mr. On Your High Horse. You're a high horse. Here you are complaining about something you didn't even contribute to. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's never voted.
Well, that's my point. It doesn't matter in California! Yes, it does! We all love that!
No! Yeah, I need it.
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Chapter 3: What movie is Bobby writing?
Wait, hold on.
I need a churro.
That's insane.
You know what? I'm going to get a cookie.
Yeah, get a churro and a cookie.
I'm going to get half a cookie. That'll solve all your problems.
This is what the liberals do. They eat away their feelings. They're sad about what happened. Munch, munch, munch, cookie monster. No, but let me be serious for a second, okay? Neither of us voted. We know that. You didn't either. Of course not. Of course not. But we should for at least the local elections. I'm mad about that. But I couldn't because guess what? Went to the registrar.
I'm not registered. How? I voted last time. Called. Still. I need to go in and turn in more proof documents that it's me. So either somebody stole my identity, but I don't have my original birth certificate. Do you? Mine's framed. My parents died in a fire when I was a kid. They're all gone. Everything's gone.
You can do that online. Request another. A birth certificate? Exactly.
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Chapter 4: Why did Rudy get ghosted?
I don't want to go through the process of it. It is a pain in the ass. It's a whole thing. Proving you were born. I mean, it took me three minutes to register to vote. Aber weil du ein neuer Bürger bist und sie können nicht warten, um deine Informationen zu bekommen. Guck dir das an, Junge. Die Jury-Duty kommt in deinem Weg. Du wirst so viele Befragungen kommen in deinem Weg.
Ich kann nicht warten. Du bist frisches Blut, Junge. Du bist neu in der Folge. Und willkommen, übrigens. Ich kann nicht warten, um deine Taxen zu nehmen. Und noch ein anderes Ding. Skumbag. Du Skumbag. Nimm ihn, Bob. Deine Schüler, richtig? Wer zahlt für ihr Abendessen?
Bobby. War das nicht ein guter Gest? Genau. Und du hast mich so gehalten, wie du es früher gemacht hast.
Ja.
Ich habe gesagt, oh, hier ist, you know, he doesn't, you know, Mr. Whatever you already said. What did he say? I don't remember, but I agree. I'm so emotional, I can't even speak. Get it out. All right. So enough of that kind of behavior. All right.
And by the way, Bobby gave them money and he goes so far. Not only did he give them money, he cooked them dinner tonight, came right from cooking dinner. Wow. Isn't that polite? So polite. I don't know. I don't get that chef shirt. I love your fashion. You always have good fashion. The chef shirt, I don't get. It's the roach one. That is the roach shirt.
Mocone, do you like this one? I think it's sick. I think it's sick, too. And Mocone would know more. Yeah, dude. Mocone would know more. Yeah, come over here. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, look at what this fucking loser's wearing. Okay. Look. Yeah. He's wearing an Adolf Hitler shirt. Yeah, yeah.
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Chapter 5: What do Bobby and Andrew think about party girls?
You know what I mean?
A tanned... Yeah, you voted? Alright, great. Get out of here. Get out of here, kid. Fast as you can. Yeah.
These jeans have a shit stain on the back.
Yeah. I'll tell you another thing. If you ever pull your pants down in front of me and Jules and you do a ramen fart, I swear to God, dude, you have another thing coming.
What will you do? What will you do? You know what this is like? That clip with Mike Tyson when he's like, yeah, I'm gonna vote for Trump. Yeah.
What are you gonna do about it?
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Chapter 6: Who is Bobby's new man crush?
And everyone's like, well... Nothing. Yeah, that's right. So shut the fuck up.
How about that? You know what? It's so funny. What am I gonna do about it? What are you gonna do about it? I'm gonna do something that's not non-violent. Okay. Okay, so is that what you're pertaining to?
No, anything. What are you gonna do about it? I'm gonna fart on... When I gotta fart, I'm farting right at you every time. I twist minds.
Okay? And I'll corkscrew your fucking mind into a different dimension. You are mind-boggling. Alright. There's a lot of... I have people that I call, dude. Whom?
Whom? To whom? Whom do you call? To whom? Don't scare me, bitch. Okay, you went to war. You want a war with me? Alright, we'll have a war. I don't want it. You started it. I didn't start shit. You came at me. Don't fart in my face! Nobody farted in your face. I farted at her.
You farted at both of us. Thank you so much.
You know what? You were in the blast radius. You caught some shrapnel. You were in the blast radius. It was aimed at you. Look, I tried to hit the Philippines. It's like when Chernobyl went off, right?
It affected Germany.
It did. Yeah, yeah.
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Chapter 7: What’s the deal with Dax Flame at the Comedy Store?
Is that what you're saying? Yes. I'm German. Yes, you're German.
Okay, fuck, dude. Das ist nicht gut. Yeah. By the way, Ramen? I'm never gonna go to that place ever again. Which one is it? Well, I don't wanna shit on it. Yeah, whisper. Well, we can blank it out. Yeah, blank it out.
Oh, it's terrible.
$32.
$32, right? You know what I mean. That's a rip-off. Boo-hoo, dude. That's a rip-off. Das ist ein Ripp-Off. Aber bei jedem Standard ist das ein Ripp-Off. Das ist ein Ripp-Off.
Dieser Typ kauft eine Silke-Klubbe für jeden seiner fucking Golf-Klubs. Das ist nicht wahr. 89,95 Euro für jeden Silke-Klub. Er hat 15 Golf-Klubs. Nicht wahr. Weil sie müssen spotless sein. Und es muss das fucking... Geh in die Golf-Klubs jetzt und sieh, wie sie alle... Das sind deine secondary Klubs. Das sind deine secondary Klubs, die du im Büro behältst. Du hast eine zu Hause.
Ich habe keine Klubs zu Hause.
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Chapter 8: How did Dax need a wingman?
Yeah.
Okay.
The silk covers. Dude. Thanks for not playing good improv and getting on board me with the ramen. Oh, so $33 for ramen?
Oh no! You know man, they should go back to wherever they came from. That's way too much money. Where should they go back to? I thought you wanted to improv. Now you're doing it.
You're nagging it.
Well, what do you... I'm not gonna... Go back to where they came from? I don't know what bit you want me to do, dude. Oh, funny one. Say it again then.
Let's start again. Say it again. I'll read the tempo. You know I had really good ramen today? Yeah, well, where? But it was expensive.
Where? Let me guess. Let me guess. Because I've had a problem with these people too. Where? Does it start with a J?
It does.
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