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Chapter 1: What happened during Bobby's late-night strip club visit?
Ja, ich habe noch nie getestet.
Let's get in there, bud. Let's get in there, bud. I went to the Sherman Oaks Spearmint Rhino last night. At like one in the morning. I was so lonely. I was sitting, I was watching, you know how I keep watching Great British Break Off? So good. So I was season 8 again, right?
And I'm like, I know who gets, you know, every episode I know who gets, you know what I mean, the star baker, I know who gets, you know what I mean, let go, I know who gets the handshake. I was sitting there and my penis was out. At Great British Break Off? No, I was watching it, I was just naked. Yeah. And I'm sitting there slumped over watching it and going, Yeah, I'm going. You gotta go.
I went in there and there was only four people working. It's almost as if it was not even open.
Was it at 4pm when you went?
No, it was 1 in the morning I said. You don't listen, do you guys? I've been at 4pm before. I can't tell you why. Why? What do you mean why? What are you doing at 4pm in a strip club? About 20 years ago there was a group of comics, male comics, that would go on lunch runs. Oh yeah, Lunch Runs to the Trip Club. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And we would go on Lunch Runs. They got good wings.
Good wings, yeah. I love the prime rib. You know what I mean? When they're naked up there and you're eating prime rib, dude. Oh my God. There is nothing better than seeing a nice pair of boobs and having potatoes au gratin. Yeah. With a little bit of filet, a little filet on the side.
Yeah. But last night I went and I literally was like, I just left. Wie viel Geld verwendest du, wenn du... Ich glaube, ich habe 200 Dollar mit den Tickets gekostet. Und ich habe nicht mal die Frauen gesehen, sondern ich habe sie auf der Bühne gesehen. Und ich habe mich überlegt, oh, das ist nicht gut. Nicht gut. Ja, also bin ich zurück in den Auto gegangen.
Wie viele Tickets hast du? 20 oder Singles? Warum? Du denkst, ich bin teuer? Nein, große Tickets. Nein, aber ich tue viele Singles. Oh, du tust Singles. Also ich tue etwa 40 Dollar Singles in einem Tänzer. Gib ihm dann 20. Ja.
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Chapter 2: Why does Bobby dislike musicals and what are his thoughts on the movie Grease?
Ja, du musst manchmal arbeiten. Es ist schwer, auf einem Stadion zu holen. They get the sweeper out. You ever seen the little sweeper? Yeah. What's the last time you went? I went to, I went, we went to Bandon Dunes with a bunch of buddies to go on the golf trip. And I went to this, look at the, watch how wild this is. Go to Bachelors Inn. No, no, no. Right. Type in Bachelors Inn. Coos Bay.
C-O-O-S. Coos Bay. Look at this fucking joint. Look at the parking. Look at the photos outside. Just get the outside of it. Just look at the outside of it. Wow. Wow. It's either there's a strip club or they're making like lamp fixtures in a factory. Look at that photo. You never know. Look at that. You think somebody's ever been murdered there? Do you remember the dark night?
Do you remember the dark night? This was my dark night. That was your dark night, yeah. That was one of my darkest nights. You know, sometimes there was like different... Remember the Joker? Bane was there, by the way. Oh, he was? Oh, Bane was there. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Take me back to a private room. I'd like to see your coochie.
Yeah, yeah. I can bring my green hat. As the Riddler.
You gotta bring it.
When they bring me coffee, I make a little question mark. Yeah, to let them know. I do. Put foam in there, I'll make a question mark. Oh, the Riddler. Riddle me this better, man. But it's a dead industry. What do you think?
Du, ich denke, es ist lebendig und gut. Ich hasse es, zu ihnen zu gehen. Es ist immer mit einem Gruppe von Leuten und jemand sagt, komm, komm, komm. Und dann gehe ich und hasse es. Die ganze Zeit bleibe ich bei der Bar. Ich bin nicht interessiert. Ich mag das nicht. Es ist unangenehm. Es ist unangenehm. Ich mag es nicht. Ich mag es nicht. Yeah, I was like, I called you around midnight.
Yeah, and usually when that happens, it's an emergency. Yeah. Right? Like I can't make something.
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Chapter 3: What are Bobby and Andrew's views on redhead heroes in movies?
American Pie. American Graffiti. Real. American Graffiti. American Honora. It's not what it's called.
It's not what it's called, buddy. Hier ist mein Ding damit. Ich verstehe, was du sagst. Ja, es war echt, weil sie echte Leute genommen haben. Aber das wird in der Aktivität oft gezeigt. Ja. Ja, es ist unangenehm. Ich will nicht Leute auf der Straße sehen, die nicht arbeiten können. Du hast Künstlerinnen und Künstler, dann hast du normale Leute. Und dann sind sie so, ist das nicht großartig?
Und es ist so, ich weiß nicht, hire jemanden, der, ich weiß nicht. There's a lot of movies that people have seen that tell me to watch it. Yeah. And I've never seen it. I just don't feel right. I don't feel right. Like, I've never seen... I swear to God, I bought it. Broback Mountain.
What? That's such a lie.
I swear, I've never seen Broback Mountain. I swear to God.
Ang Lee, it's so good.
I know, I know it's good. I just haven't... Have you seen it? I haven't gotten around to it. I actually have not seen it.
Better than that witch... Better than that witch... Untertitelung. BR 2018
I didn't see that either. See, that's what I'm saying.
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Chapter 4: Is there really an underground city beneath the Giza Pyramids?
Chapter 5: How does Bobby describe his experience meeting Bong Joon Ho and his friends?
Oh, here we go. No, no, it's good. You do it really well, though. Tell me like... I think I know what you're talking about. Say you hate cheesecake. Be like, I hate cheesecake. I don't like cheesecake. No, just say it like you do it.
Like you. I don't like cheesecake. That's because you've never had the best cheesecake. You don't know about cheesecake. People like you. You do that. Where like immediately the opposite side, you just... Give me one example when I did that. You just did it. Tell me. Go back. You go out there to see if I do bad. I've never ever done that. I would never. Yeah, I wouldn't.
You go out there and you go like this. You go, do bad.
Every time I go out there though, there's always a hot woman. die entweder aus der Schuhe kommen und zu mir kommen und immer sagen, ja, dein Junge ist heiß. Ist es eine Frau auf Geburtstag? Was meinst du? Ist es eine Frau auf Geburtstag? Nein, das sind wirklich traditionelle Frauen. Traditionelle? Aus dem christlichen Sinn. They cook and they clean?
In the Christian sense, that they are beautiful women. Probably 30 or 40 times in my life they've said, your boy is hot and you've never gotten that from me, so fuck off. That's not true. Name me one example when a girl goes, I think your boy is hot. Oh girl, well no, okay. We have a lot of guys that like you though. The amount of men that have a crush on you is staggering.
I can tell by my Facebook. I'm on a Facebook, you know what I mean? Dating thing. You know how Facebook is a dating thing? No, I have no idea. For old people? Yeah, I think it's for old people. But it's like, there's also dating and social friends. So when I click on who wants to be my friend, it's 2,000 just buff, tattooed fucking dudes going, I want to be your friend. What's it called?
Facebook Date, huh? Dating Facebook. Yeah, it's a real thing. But you're celibate now. Yeah, 100%. No more. No more. No more dating, nothing. Nothing, I'm celibate. I would love to see a financial breakdown of you when you're dating and when you're not dating. How much money you spend on a dating month versus a non-dating month.
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Chapter 6: What is the significance of power dynamics in friendship and social situations?
Chapter 7: How does Bobby explain his celibate lifestyle and social media dating experiences?
Chapter 8: What are the podcast sponsors and how do they support the show?
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Who are these two idiots?
A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. You two are something. We're bad friends.
What's Yagsi Yabor? Yagsi Yabor is my friend. He's from Israel and he's dead. Oh man. I'm just improvising. That's not a bad thing. That has nothing to do with the conflict. Yagsi Yabor, you are like your funny hat. Jag see ya more. Where have you been? You're gone for a while. You don't answer your phone. Jag see ya more. Jag see ya more. I love the sand in your eyes. Yaxi, Yabor.
Yaxi, Yabor. Yaxi, Yabor.
Your green card got denied.
Yaxi, Yabor. Yaxi, Yabor. Yaxi, Yabor. Where are your arms now? Yaxi, Yabor. Yaxi, Yabor. Yaxi, Yabor. The yard bone is gone.
See?
Yeah.
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