The Broski Report with Brittany Broski
76: Auditioning For The Live-Action Shark Tale
Tue, 17 Dec 2024
This week on The Broski Report, Fearless Leader Brittany Broski wraps up the year by listing some of her 2024 favorites. 👕 Get your merch here: https://broski.shop/ Follow The Broski Report: https://www.linktr.ee/broskireport https://www.tiktok.com/@broskireport https://instagram.com/broskireport Follow Brittany: https://www.tiktok.com/@brittany_broski https://instagram.com/brittany_broski https://youtube.com/brittany_broski Follow Royal Court: https://www.youtube.com/@royalcourt https://www.tiktok.com/@bbroyalcourt https://www.instagram.com/royalcourt https://www.twitter.com/bbroyalcourt Brought To You By: Blissy – Get an additional 30% off at https://blissy.com/broskireport with code BROSKIREPORT Rocket Money – Go to https://rocketmoney.com/broskireport Factor – Get 50% off your first box at https://factormeals.com/50broski with code 50BROSKI Reproductive Resources: https://aidaccess.org https://plancpills.org https://Ineedana.com https://www.reprolegalhelpline.org/ https://heyjane.com LGBTQ+ Resources: https://Translifeline.org https://Glaad.org https://Pflag.org https://www.thetrevorproject.org/ Climate Resources: https://Oceanconservancy.org https://Climateemergencyfund.org Some helpful credible resources/links to help Free Palestine: Palestinian Children’s Relief Fund - https://www.pcrf.net/ UNICEF - https://www.unicefusa.org/stories/helping-gazas-children-cope-trauma Doctors Without Borders - https://donate.doctorswithoutborders.org/secure/give-monthly-double-your-impact-search-onetime-reverse-mobile?ms=ADD2301U3U49&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=BRAND.DWB_CKMSF-BRAND.DWB-GS-GS-ALL-DWBBrand.E-BO-ALL-RSA-RSARefresh.1-MONTHLY&gclid=Cj0KCQjw6PGxBhCVARIsAIumnWZpQAMikxPIRiPMfAjYsJZ-eHiRQV2pw7tu2Jlo6YL8Gk_uaTSwH0MaAtFGEALw_wc World Central Kitchen - https://wck.org/ World Health Organization - https://www.who.int/ Headcount - https://www.headcount.org/ IG ACCOUNTS TO FOLLOW: @eye.on.palestine @aljazeeraenglish @palestinianyouthmovement @byplestia @motaz_azaiza @impact CHAPTERS: 00:00 - Intro 03:05 - The Grinch & Theme Park Characters 07:48 - Best of 2024 08:50 - Best Books of 2024 18:34 - Best Hobbies of 2024 33:53 - Best Music of 2024 46:12 - The Streets of Broski Nation 53:05 - 2025 New Year’s Resolutions 59:20 - Outro #brittanybroski, #broski, #broskination, #broskireport, #zacbrownband, #thegrinch, #universalstudios, #disneyland, #redrising, #anthonybourdain, #hobbies, #saoirseronan, #clay, #sculpting, #barremethod, #ireland, #samfender, #dontoliver, #zachtop, #banks, #sleeptoken, #mkgee, #arianagrande, #beyonce, #arcticmonkeys, #timotheechalamet, #bobdylan
Chapter 1: What is the Broski Report about?
Direct from the Broski Nation headquarters in Los Angeles, California, this is the Broski Report with your host, Brittany Broski.
Everything about you I like. Yeah, I love you. Kissing you in public, making nothing of you. I need you in my life. Yeah, all day, every day I need you. And every time I see you, the feelings get deeper. I miss you. I miss you. I really want to kiss you, but I can't. Y'all get into this. Shit.
God bless America, team. We are almost done with this fucking year. Guys, what a year it's been. You know what I mean? Horrifying in so many ways. Very beautiful in so many other ways. Good morning, broski nation. Good evening, broski nation, wherever the hell you are on this planet Earth today.
Thank you for being here. Thank you, Lord. Thank you, Lord. Thank you for bringing these people together since the community. I mean it, Lord. I'm so, so eternally grateful to you, Lord. That kind of turned into Matthew McConaughey for a second.
Lord, well, actually, that was more Dolly. Actually, I'm just going to stop all on my head. You know what I mean? Y'all, lots to get into today, okay? As we're summarizing the year, here was my concept. We're gonna do a Britney Broski wrapped. We're gonna do a Broski Report wrapped, Britney Broski copyright trademark wrapped, Some of my favorite things of the year.
Some things that may have slipped through the cracks that I would like to bring back up into the cultural zeitgeist, perhaps. One of them being the Zac Brown Band. Okay? What happened to them? I saw them at a Jimmy Buffett tribute. And I was like, God damn the Zac Brown Band.
You know, little bit of chicken fries, cold beer on Friday night, pair of jeans that fit just right, and a radio.
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Chapter 2: What were the best things of 2024?
Bring them back. God, we just need some feel-good music. Save us, Zac Brown Band. Save us, Zac Brown Band, please.
Chapter 3: What books did Brittany recommend for 2024?
Got my toes in the water, ass in the sand, not a worry in the world of cold beer. You know what I mean? That's that recession music.
It's like, yeah, the world is crumbling, but you got your cold beer. I'd like to introduce drinking beer into the sort of girls and gays community. I feel like we can reclaim what beer represents to a lot of straight men. I would propose that, okay? Maybe if we put, thinking about the time I went to Ireland and I asked them if they could put some Sprite in my beer, whatever, whatever.
And whoever just fucking laughed, get, guards! I guess we can't put Sprite in beer anymore? I'm sorry, when did fun become illegal? When did we outlaw fun and creativity in the workplace? Fucking bitch. Okay, here's another thing I wanted to briefly introduce before I move on. Is I'm just going to put my cards out on the table. Yes.
Okay, I am sexually attracted to the Grinch who is at Universal Studios. I am sexually attracted to whatever the man is inside the costume. Where he banters with the people, he acts like the Grinch, he's mean as fuck to some of the kids. I am sexually attracted to him in a way that's slightly concerning. I get so many videos of the Grinch just like...
Top five Grinch roasting strangers compilation. Number five. And someone went up to him and tried to do the fucking Gen Alpha, like Gen 1 meme of, okay, me when I got knee surgery tomorrow. Have y'all seen this? It's like the new, I sound old. I'm actually going to rephrase how I said that because that made me feel really bad about myself. It's the meme. It's the Grinch meme.
Me when I have knee surgery tomorrow. My face when knee surgery. I don't know, it's some fucking Gen Alpha thing, but I keep getting it on my Explore page, and now people are going up to the Grinch at Universal Studios and saying that to him, and he's like, what the fuck?
Anyway, I need him, and I also need the guy who plays, because they have a similar sort of improvisational character interaction thing at Disney, the guy who does Crush, the turtle from Nemo. Isn't that his name? Crush. And he gets up there and it's honestly amazing technology. I kind of was blown away. Where they do, it's like an animation.
And it's one of those where like there's a guy behind it with I'm sure the like green screen probes or whatever it is on his face. And he totally has the voice down of Crush. Hey, give me fin. That sort of thing. Okay, need him. But he'll interact with the audience and he'll kind of make fun of them but answer genuine questions of like, how does the ocean work?
And he'll be like, great question, son. I don't know, just go with the flow. I could do it. If that guy ever gets sick, call me. Disney, call me. You know, you know I could nail that. And if you ever need Universal, if you ever need someone to do Donkey, I could do Donkey. If you ever need someone to do The Gingerbread Man, I could do that.
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Chapter 4: What hobbies did Brittany explore this year?
But he's fairly happy. And, you know, I want to see the love in that little guy's face. It makes it all worth it in the end.
I could do that. I could do that live and I could interact with people, but I would do it in a sort of busker way. Like I would be the shrimp and it would be one of those animated screens where I would pester people as they're walking by. It wouldn't be like a stop and get your picture with me.
I'd be like, excuse me, sir. That corn dog looks delicious. I've got 17 children at home. Would you spare some of it?
Something like that. I would make little shrimp jokes, okay? Don't ever doubt my ability to improv as a character, bitch. Let me be the shrimp from Shark Tale. Watch. Watch me blow it out of the water. All the other shrimp auditionees, you're looking at the winner, okay? For the live action shrimp from Shark Tale.
am i talking about seriously though if this all goes to shit disney universal you know you know who to you know who to call Okay, and if I just offended anyone by saying that I'm sexually attracted to the Grinch, whatever.
It's not the craziest thing I've said on this podcast, and it's not even that jarring compared to the wide spectrum of things that I have had a special interest in on this podcast. I think it's also kind of understandable when you understand the type of man that I would go for, the type of man that would metaphorically, so to speak, perk my ears, right? Like I'm a little dog. My ears go up.
Okay.
Let's move on. You know, sometimes the bravest among us. Among us. Me when I vent. The bravest among us are those who are willing to say what no one else is willing to say. What's the Archie Monkeys lyrics?
Me calling the Universal Studios hotline when I've had a few being like,
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Chapter 5: How did Brittany's views on food change?
Okay, I got into key chaining. I got the little, here's the thing for all you craft bitches out there. The thing holding you back from starting a craft or a hobby is the necessary tools. And I know that's right. And I have actually a hard opinion on this because some people are like, it doesn't matter. Just sit down and do it. You don't have to have the right tools.
You don't have to have the most expensive, whatever. Okay, sure, that's true, but you do have to have tools for it. Like I wanted to get into key chaining and like jewelry making. You have to have the right pliers and you have to have the right little chain hooks or what are they called? Lobster claw, whatever, and octopus, whatever. You have to do it right.
And just trying to use household things, sure, you can do it, but that's going to piss me off. So I had gone to Michael's craft store and I bought a bunch of just jewelry pliers and I got a set of four and it was amazing how easy it was to do. I was like, oh my God, I should have started this earlier. All I needed was a set of pliers for $6.99.
So I will say that, that investing in the right tools will make the crafting process so much less stressful and so much more, I was so much more willing to try and learn being adequately prepared. So that was fun. I made some customized key chains for everyone for Christmas. If you're in my family or my friends, don't watch this because you're getting a key chain.
Yeah, that was really fun to do because it's also fun just to look through all the charms and all the whatever. And I got to do it. And I was like, okay, this is because it's Star Wars. I can put a Star Wars keychain on there for my dad. It was so much fun. I had so much fun. I made 10. I made 10 long ass keychains that probably will break. But I don't give a fuck because it was fun to make.
And I got to personalize it each single person. I love crafting. Okay, what else did I do? Oh, another favorite hobby I had this year is this sort of concept slash idea of Ireland as a country, right? I would say that was a hobby of mine this year, was getting into Irish lore, Irish history, the struggle of the Irish people.
And I know I've threatened to bomb y'all a few times, and I'm sorry about that, but it was because a man had tried to fuck on me earlier this year. God, that feels like 10 years ago. What was that, March, April of this year? Yeah, when I had met that beautiful Irish man. He had actually ghosted me. Okay. So I had threatened to blow up your country. I didn't mean it unless, you know what I mean?
Like I got over it and I'm glad I didn't blow you guys up because I met Paul Meskel. So I've been like really embarrassing. I met Paul Meskel and I threatened to blow up your country and I didn't blow it up. Cause like I did it. Okay. I did it. And, like, Saoirse and Hosier and Cillian Murphy and all my favorite Irish people. I love Ireland. I love Ireland.
I gotta move to, uh... I, for real, I'm thinking about it. I'm getting a little apartment in Dublin. But I don't know when and I don't know why and I don't know with who. And what the fuck am I gonna do in Dublin? You know what I mean? Other than get into trouble.
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Chapter 6: What music did Brittany enjoy in 2024?
Chapter 7: What are Brittany's 2025 New Year’s resolutions?
She talked about, you know, grabbing a camcorder and making videos and shrugging.
feature length short feature films with her friends and her directing it and being like okay no you're not doing it right like that sort of thing of you've always intrinsically had these passions and you lose them along the way because you are told that other things should matter more and other things take precedence and
this culture of shame, you know, around being realistic or you're not good enough for that, or that's never going to happen for you. It's like, I don't really subscribe to that philosophy anymore. And talking about it with other creatives is so healing. And it's so nice to just be like, who you were at eight years old is still you. You just have to find it.
Like do some soul searching and really dive back into it, head first of the things that you used to love and see if you still love it. Chances are you probably do. So for me, this year, it's been about crafting. I love a craft. But for me, crafting is like the whole day is going to be I'm crafting. I'm going to get my little setup. I'm going to get all my materials. I'm going to put my music on.
And, you know, your hands are going to be dirty. So it's not like you can be on your phone or whatever. It's just a nice break from constantly absorbing information and media and news. It's like, when do you ever get that break other than when you're sleeping? Unless you intentionally sit down and put a literal physical barrier between you and your ability to touch your cell phone.
So I think that that has been really important for me this year as well. I had a brief stint and I was about to say beef stint, which I'm not sure what that is. I had a brief stint with my air dry clay. Okay. I had a little moment with that. That was really fun. And I made some cool, I don't have it down. Okay. Cause I had only tried it like three or four times and that shit is hard as fuck.
I like watching Gazoo Studio on YouTube. She really inspires me. She makes the cutest, most original, like, amazing trinket dishes and keychains and jewelry dishes and boxes. It's just so cute. And they are so good as gifts because the thing with clay and any sort of medium like that is... If you have an idea in mind for someone you love, just make it out of clay.
Even if it looks like shit, it's like the effort of I know you like this and I'm going to create something that could be useful for you in your daily life to remind you how much I love you. It's shit like that. It's like that's why you craft or you craft for yourself. you know, just to get it out. And that's been really good for me this year. I also got into key chaining.
Okay, I got into key chaining. I got the little, here's the thing for all you craft bitches out there. The thing holding you back from starting a craft or a hobby is the necessary tools. And I know that's right. And I have actually a hard opinion on this because some people are like, it doesn't matter. Just sit down and do it. You don't have to have the right tools.
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