Timothy

What's your name? Timothy. Timothy. Okay, Timothy, nice to see you. What is your top three favorite albums of all time? Top three favorite albums of all time. I'm going to go Bringing It All Back Home, Dark Side of the Moon, and So What You Boy Tell Him.com.

How about Soulja Boy going live on Instagram? Have you been seeing these? Well, you mean like the last decade?

Yeah, unbelievable. Miss him, need him. Miss him, need him, a true artist, a groundbreaker, a generational defining talent. Shout out Soulja Boy. Should we hit it real quick? Yeah, yeah. Five, six, seven, eight. Boom, boom. Here we go. One, two, three, oh, yep. Boom, boom, step. Now hit it, Superman, hit it, hit it. Superman, hit it. Yay! A complete unknown in theaters December 25th.

Listen, I'm more like, you know, Jair Woods, quality control music, you know, back in the day. I only got SoundCloud Pro recently because I was just tired of these. The budget was approved? The budget was approved. Dune 2 did well. I could get the $6.99. Has anyone ever told you you look like Bob Dylan? Yes. Okay, what do you have to say to that? Great, that's a handsome guy, would you say?

That's what I'm saying, yeah. Definitely, right? What's your ideal man?

What? Look, look! Look at these limbs. These pants are baggy, but look, if I... Hey, we're worried about you. Yeah, I know. I'm worried about me. I'm worried about me.

You're in. It's called empowering the anemic.

I'm definitely prone to scurvy. I was telling you before, if my pee is brown, I know I'm not having enough Ensure.

My grandmother and I used to chug Ensures, and I would spike them. With what? With Bacardi rum. Ooh, that sounds kind of good. Yeah, that sounds not bad.

No, because I was obsessed with acting. It sounds lame, but I'm a theater kid through and through, so that was my pursuit.

What is Everclear?

What kind of alcohol is it?

Oh, 100%. Malibu rum, ever? I loved Malibu rum. I loved rum and Sprite. I loved rum and Coke. Rum and Coke, that's my demon of choice. You still do Malibu? No, I've upgraded to Captain Morgan.

By the way, by the way, I, massive respect. I appreciate you. I'll stay on a knee the whole time. I appreciate you. I don't want to assert anything, anything at all. Can you say one time for me, hail Supreme Leader? Hail Supreme Leader Broski. We are honored by your presence. Please leave us under the Christmas tree lots of presents. Hail Supreme Leader Broski. Hail Supreme Leader Broski.

Hail Supreme Leader Broski. Hail Supreme Leader Broski. Thank you so much for allowing me to have that Nutri-Grain bar when I got here.

May I get up? You can get up.

Yeah.

You know, yeah, before you've, before. Is this Broski's execution sentence? Yes, we do. Okay. What does that look like in Broski world?

Very cheaply made? Like it won't cut through my neck all at once?

That sounds way more painful than just the initial head slice. Oh, no. No, no, last words. Thank you for having me on. A complete unknown comes out Christmas Day that, you know, I probably should have found a way to plug that more. And then do you own this property? Is this also Broski Nation or no?

Really this is all broski.

Yeah, this is like where are we? Yeah, we're just all bear rock and space bear rock in space And what what is this rock? What is this? What is this earth without art? Just just a rock All right, Brittany, back to you. This has been, what was your name again? Young Padawan, Brittany Broski Disciple. Please, I'll do anything for you. Your new assistant, your nails are getting done at 445.

It's a rare thing that we're together like this. So let's make the most of it. Let's make this week special, right?