Uncle Si spills the unclassified details on a top secret midnight mission where the lives of his fellow soldiers were hanging in the balance. Martin can’t believe that Si was left in charge of the red button during a war and that handcuffed briefcases are a real thing. Stone gets geared up for everyone to pick their professional wrestling alter egos, as he’s obviously been workshopping his own for a while! John-David can’t handle even hearing about some of the hardcore outdoorsmen skills Martin’s kids already possess! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Chapter 1: What details does Uncle Si reveal about his military mission?
When I was young, I had an old man tell me this. He said, Roxton, you better not blink. And I said, what are you talking about? He said, how old are you? And I said, I'm about 25. He said, I said, how old are you? He said, 65. He said, you'll blink. He said, you'll blink and you'll be my age. Yeah. And I blinked. I was his age. Now you're his age. Yeah, I'm his age.
Sound like a Kenny Chesney song.
Oh, no. Hey, I'm telling you. Is that who sings that?
Pretty sure.
Give me the good stuff.
As a fan of No Shoes Radio on SiriusXM.
Give me the good stuff. No Shoes Radio.
Oh, yeah. I listen to it all the time, man. It's like easy listening music. There's never anything offensive. That's what I like about it. It ain't heavy metal. It's never anything offensive. It's smooth. It's never loud. No. Just Kenny Chesney and Jimmy Buffett. I didn't even know I was a Jimmy Buffett fan.
What would Jimmy Buffett do, boy? Jimmy Buffett's the man. It's 5 o'clock somewhere.
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Chapter 2: What are the implications of being in charge of the red button?
Me and Goblin went down there with Scott Martin. We were bridge trolls for tarpon. You just let a crab out under that bridge in the current, and you hold on.
Hold on.
And then the skill is to not let the hammerhead sharks eat him. Like, that's the tough part, is to keep him away from the hammerhead.
That's what happened to me for my first three times I went deep sea fishing.
Yeah.
The shark got it. All I ever brought in was a head.
Yeah.
Everybody else was taking pictures with big, pretty redfish. Too slow. Hey, you got it real fast. I said, hey, I was feeling as fast as I could. Too slow, old man. Too slow, boys.
That was a good trip, that first one on the easy rider.
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Chapter 3: What does the phrase 'handcuffed briefcases' mean?
All the time. Think about it. You know how fast a duck can fly. And a duck lies. That dude's hanging on. Yeah.
It's hard to get rid of.
He was trying to set up.
I've seen duck lies on ducks. I just guess I never had one attack me.
Oh, he wasn't attacking me. He was just crawling all over me, driving me nuts.
Crawling and irritating.
And up there on my bald head, I couldn't catch that slick little rascal. You'd think that'd be the easiest place to catch him, right out there in the open. Of course, he's wondering what happened, you know.
Hey, once I was going through the forest, and then all of a sudden a desert.
Yeah. He was up there in the BAO.
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Chapter 4: How do professional wrestling alter egos come into play?
Yeah.
Cut it up properly.
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Oh, yeah.
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Chapter 5: What hardcore outdoor skills do Martin's kids possess?
Yeah. Sometimes you got to look at the pay of the trade-off in time versus what you get.
Oh, I love a. It's kind of like.
I've been trying to love two women. It's like a ball and chain.
Yeah. Well, it's kind of like homemade biscuits.
Sometimes it ain't worth the pain, boys.
Homemade biscuits. It's never worth the pain. And canned biscuits. Like to me, the trade-off just didn't. Homemade biscuits are great. They're wonderful. I just don't want to go through the steps to do it. Because them out of the hand.
He's on the Mayhaw Jelly. Mayhaw Jelly. I bought some store-bought Mayhaw Jelly the other day. Trash. I was thinking I was going to be the hero at the house. I was not.
Well, they just don't put enough Mayhall in it because there's not a ton of Mayhalls around. So you got to stretch that juice as far as you can. And that's hard. That's why Phil's is so good because he uses enough Mayhall where you taste the Mayhall. And at store-bought, you just can't. You can't do it.
I literally walked in the house. I was like, check out what I got you. And told Allison. And she looked at it and goes, wow. And I said, okay.
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Chapter 6: What humorous fishing stories are shared?
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Once you get to that age. You've got to have your beauty risks.
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Chapter 7: How do the hosts feel about hunting and cleaning game?
What was the biggest responsibility you had? I'm just curious. When you say left you in charge, what does that look like?
Well, like when— Like you were in charge of dinner? No, no, desert storm and desert shields going on. I was in the operations center where everything was happening. Yeah. Well, they would leave me in charge and say, okay, if you need me, call me.
Oh, so you could have liked.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, this is wartime wherever I could push the red button. Did you press it? No, no. Well, I'm just saying they would leave me in charge. Then I would make the decision that I thought was right at the time. You know what, though? Then they'd come in and scream. And I would say, hey, we can solve this very simply. You idiot. Stop leaving me in charge.
Besides the kind of guy you want in charge of the red button. Because trust me, he's going to do everything he can to not use it. And you know that if it went to it, that was the last resort.
But don't ever doubt it. If you go ahead too far, I will push this.
Yeah, he possesses the ability. In Desert Storm... That's cool. Cy Robertson was in charge of the red button for... Well, I'm just telling you, hey.
Hey, that's cool, man. That's awesome. I'm glad I asked that question because I never really... No, no, no.
I'll tell you. One night, okay, here we go. Business is business. Things are coming in. Top secret messages are coming across the deal.
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Chapter 8: What is the significance of the first episode anniversary?
No, I mean, I like the one yesterday, or the last time we did this about gas stations. I like little oddball conversation deals.
Hey, the sky's the limit, boys.
Yeah.
Come up with whatever you want to know.
Roll one, Hunter. Roll one. Let's just see what we got, Big Daddy.
Hi, guys.
It's Luke from... Luke? No chance. Oklahoma. Kentucky. Oh, Thibodeau. Thibodeau, boy. Yeah, hometown guy.
What would be your WWE names? And y'all walk out songs. Thank y'all. Have a great day.
Stone just got excited. Luke from Thibodeau. That's the kind of questions we need. Yes. Luke from Thibodeau.
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