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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
how are you no no that's why i say he's part animal i'm telling you but he but he also he called himself a c plus man every time oh i'm old c plus man myself but no that's just being humble he's one of the smartest human beings i've ever known yeah he was sharp did you see that post that he made that old video i mean that
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Well, it takes a highly intelligent man to be humble enough to say, Oh, I'm almost C plus man myself. But like he, he lived down there and he was an animal, but then, you know, he opened up the Bible and you, you, your mind would be blown no matter how many Bible classes you took, no matter how many,
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
many times you've been to church, he would, I mean, he'd just flip it open and all of a sudden be at the page that he wanted to be at. And I'm like, I don't even know how you just did that.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
He was very black and white.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
But that was his message, because I have a different relationship with Phil than everybody in here, because mine was just, I was a church kid, and he was the different elder at church, because they all wore suits, and they'd have meetings, and then here- You was afraid, just tell the truth. Scared to death of the man.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
But that was growing up, like, because my papa was an elder and all my friends' granddads were elders. And then there was Phil and Mac to some extent. But Mac wasn't, like, as just outright about it as Phil.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Phil would just show up in a T-shirt. And then he'd go, you know.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Yeah. But Phil would come teach, like, the junior high boys. Yeah. And.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
what's funny is i and i got to be one of them oh how'd that go you learned all about stds yeah but his message was the same it was you're gonna die and if you don't keep that thing in your pocket you're gonna die even quicker yeah but it was that was his line man it was just so amazing growing up with that guy to look to and be like what is
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
he all about and who is this crazy person and how did he become an elder and I look I'll never forget I was running through the back of the church and I didn't see him and he goes oh and I was like oh gosh this is it I'm going to meet Jesus and he just looked at me goes you're a good kid keep it up and he just walked off and I was like yeah all right I'm I'm hanging on to that one for and I've remembered it forever
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Just because he took the time to just tell me I was doing okay.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Yeah. And I remember it. And, you know, it's just the impact he made. You know, like we're sitting in this building. Yeah. Everyone here's job. Yeah. I'm going to get him. I don't want to get emotional, but. Well, that's fine. Hey, I do have a fun one, though. I learned a new story. About Phil? About Phil and Uncle Joe.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
So Uncle Joe ran bakeries for a long time. So obviously he didn't call him Joe. He called him bread man.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
But Joe got into running. He ran like a marathon like 10 years ago or something like that. And he's running. You'd always see him. Well, one day he's running and Phil almost accidentally runs over him. That checks out. Yeah. And so this story goes, I'm like, that checks out. And so, you know, Joe, us Owens have anger issues. So he throws his hands up in the air.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Joe goes to approach him at church the next time they're there. He's like, Phil. What was that? He goes, well, bread man, I saw you running. So the only logical thing is something was chasing you. So I was trying to hit whatever you were running from. We laughed at that, but man, he said, you run it. I feel hit. Whatever's chasing you. And that to me, that's so feel.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
One time I hunted with Phil, my goal was do not get in the way. Just sit here. Well, I took that too hard because they were all putting out decoys. I didn't know what to do. So I was just trying to hide and not get in the way. And Stone all of a sudden said, well, you just going to sit on your butt and watch us do all the work? And Phil was sitting beside me and looked at me and did that.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
And I was like, I'm sorry. And I started running to him. I was like, I don't know what to do.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
The hole I was given was just big enough for a shotgun to fit through.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Weren't they all like 16?
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
He's the only person I know that could pull that off.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
It's ours. You think about how many people he baptized down on that river. How many people in this town have stories about him?
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Yeah. And that's what that video that... that stone brought up it's Phil about our age, probably 30, 40 years ago. And you hear him say, almighty God in the flesh, the creator of the cosmos. And it hit me. I was, my wife looks at these girls. Are you crying? I said, yeah, because the reason God gave Phil Robertson a platform is he knew he could trust him to just tell the gospel. Don't fancy it up.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
You could trust that Phil Robertson would get in front of one person or a hundred thousand people and say, I know the way off this earth. There is hope. You're all going to die. And Jesus died too, but he came out of the ground. And then he would say, if you got a better plan than that, I'm all ears, but I doubt it. But I've looked. If you can beat it, I'll listen. Please share it with me.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
And he's been saying, you look back, like, I've heard it at WFR. I've heard it at an event. It's the same message. Like, he never switched it up.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
He understood that's the only message people needed to hear from him. You're right. Like, I thought about him and John the Baptist met.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
In the last 24 hours, I don't know how time works up there, but those two guys met, and they're the same guy.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
We're going to talk about Phil for the rest of our lives.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
And it's the only win.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
I'm going to honor side. I'm going to cry my eyes out today. Yeah.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
We just thought you were going to say like legend, hero, and you went with animal.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
For what I received, I passed on to you as of first importance, that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures, that he was buried, and that he was raised on the third day according to the scriptures. We only tell you this because we love you.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Hunter wore it. When Hunter went to see his girlfriend, he took it with him, wore it the whole time, and he said never got sick on the plane.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
By the way, me and Phillip McMillan have not. Oh, y'all ain't done it? As one-timers with Phil in the duck blind, me and Phil, you're not invited back. We didn't do that.
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Phil, We Tried Not To, but We Cried | Remembering Phil Robertson
Oh, gosh. Yeah, man.
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Duck Call Room Replaces Uncle Si with a Better Smooth Talker
Y'all had the greatest minnow sign ever.
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Duck Call Room Replaces Uncle Si with a Better Smooth Talker
That's it. Whoever came up with that is a genius. 25 model minnows in now.
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i don't see it i don't i see a young sigh is what i see i i well he's out there shooting a breeze with old jordan summit he talks like he's about a hundred yeah well when i walked in on first day he's working i walk in there and he's watching gun smoke
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Duck Call Room Replaces Uncle Si with a Better Smooth Talker
building up calls watching gun smoke and i thought boy we got that's a reincarnation of sy robertson right there except he was working except he was working hard how many naps do you take a day zero yeah well so he's like a hybrid he's a hybrid he's a but he got side tendencies yeah but you get a 19 year old watching westerns that's a good thing
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Duck Call Room Replaces Uncle Si with a Better Smooth Talker
That thing's septic back there.
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Duck Call Room Replaces Uncle Si with a Better Smooth Talker
That's the best part. Oh, yeah, same ruts. At least you didn't have a boat behind that rig.
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Duck Call Room Replaces Uncle Si with a Better Smooth Talker
That's right. Most 19-year-olds just spin it, spin it.
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Duck Call Room Replaces Uncle Si with a Better Smooth Talker
Jaguars load that thing up.
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Duck Call Room Replaces Uncle Si with a Better Smooth Talker
Well, I'm high protein these days.
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Duck Call Room Replaces Uncle Si with a Better Smooth Talker
I couldn't pass it up. I walked in there. He got a whole tub of oatmeal. That's so good. Homemade. Oh, yeah. Oatmeal cream pies.
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Duck Call Room Replaces Uncle Si with a Better Smooth Talker
That might be the best cookie I ever ate.
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Duck Call Room Replaces Uncle Si with a Better Smooth Talker
It's top five. It's top. I can't think of one.
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Duck Call Room Replaces Uncle Si with a Better Smooth Talker
There's plenty of sugar in that thing, I'll tell you that.
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Duck Call Room Replaces Uncle Si with a Better Smooth Talker
That's as redneck as it gets right there. Yeah. You know what? That cookie had me shaking like a dog passing a peach seed. I'll tell you that. But it was good.
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Duck Call Room Replaces Uncle Si with a Better Smooth Talker
Wait till you get on that Metamucil every night. Oh, boy. Lord.
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Duck Call Room Replaces Uncle Si with a Better Smooth Talker
Look at there. Johnny D, what's that thing that Jack Black plays?
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Duck Call Room Replaces Uncle Si with a Better Smooth Talker
You're talking about Johnny D not being outside. Now, here lately, every time I drive to the house, I see him jogging down the road.
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Duck Call Room Replaces Uncle Si with a Better Smooth Talker
It was kind of scary. I didn't know.
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Duck Call Room Replaces Uncle Si with a Better Smooth Talker
That was very, the joke itself was very Godwin-esque. Yeah. It took time to get there. But it was worth the journey.
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Duck Call Room Replaces Uncle Si with a Better Smooth Talker
I remember cleaning fish in your shop, listening to you talking on that CB.
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Duck Call Room Replaces Uncle Si with a Better Smooth Talker
What about if you had some bills that needed paying? Got to pay bills, yeah. Yeah. There you go. Yeah.
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Duck Call Room Replaces Uncle Si with a Better Smooth Talker
Oh, great ghost of Calamity Jane.
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Duck Call Room Replaces Uncle Si with a Better Smooth Talker
I need to get one. I would suggest jump roping without a rope first.
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Duck Call Room Replaces Uncle Si with a Better Smooth Talker
Just pretend like you jump roping. Just hop. That's what I used to do as a child. Oh, I'd never miss. Yeah. You could go as long as you want to go.
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Duck Call Room Replaces Uncle Si with a Better Smooth Talker
Yep, that's it. I'm going to do it. I got to admit, I did something I said I'd never do.
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Duck Call Room Replaces Uncle Si with a Better Smooth Talker
I got on the social media.
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Duck Call Room Replaces Uncle Si with a Better Smooth Talker
Yeah, we may or may not have discussed it. We got you some followers.
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Where were you? On the Facebook and Instagram. Book of faces.
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I'm going to have to look. I'm on record saying I wouldn't do it. But you know what the cool thing about it is? I've reconnected with friends from my past that I then almost forgot about. Oh, yeah. So there's some good things about it. There's some good things there. Oh, yeah. Every tool.
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Duck Call Room Replaces Uncle Si with a Better Smooth Talker
Well, I asked my boy, Jared, I said, what do I need to put on there? He said, whatever you do. Yeah.
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Oh, whatever you do. He's pretty much it. Yeah. You're out there, you know, at the, at the land, feeding the deer, you know, you got the behind the scenes, you know, you see building duck calls.
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That's Bonebreaker putting a butt whooping on me.
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Now watch my head bounce off the floor. Oh. I'll set it up. Hey, y'all. I thought for a split second, do I put my elbow out?
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Oh, look what he did to my arm.
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I would not have made it into the room.
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Bonebreaker has become one of our duck cutting crew. He's a good duck cutter. Good for heavy lifting.
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That's right. Martin and Bonebreaker power-cleaned a 250-pound deer like it weighed 100 pounds. I like Bonebreaker. I like Bonebreaker.
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Once you get to that age. You've got to have your beauty rest.
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Look at that picture, Johnny D. Somebody sent that to me yesterday. Look at Stone back there. And he said, who is that guy in the back?
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That's right. Boy, there were some good times.
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Yeah, Brandon Martin was fighting. I wrestled with Brandon yesterday. It was terrible. He hurt you. Oh, did he hurt me?
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Oh, my goodness. So that just goes to show you there's hope. If you think there's no hope. Hey, well, look at me.
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When's the last time you picked up two bags of corn?
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Well, the Phil's dressing has taken many forms over the last five years. Yeah. It's like the DC 200, the original duck call. There's no two that are exactly the same.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Something changes. Yeah. But, you know, it looked like Phil's dressing.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
It smelled like Phil's dressing. Okay. Two important qualities. But when Al asked Cy, what he thought about the dressing. Si said, nope. Ain't there. You missed it on that. You ain't there, boy. He said, it's too runny, the ducks are tough, and there's not enough sage. That is the report we got.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
The first two Critiques are true. The last critique, untrue.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Tell them how much sage you put in the dressing.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
A mule deer would like your dressing.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Yeah, all of it. Way too much.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Perfect. Perfect. Perfect.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
That's Sage. She's the new hunter. That's where I had him the other day.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
I got shook up on a toothpick the other evening. He was bowing up on that gun. You ever seen an old dog trying to pass a peach seed? That's what he looked like.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
They always look better when they're walking away.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
You got to love it. I'll tell you somebody who don't get shook up at all.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Yep. No emotions. None. No emotions.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Oh, her mama's worse than her when it comes to no emotions. But when she gets stirred up, you don't want to be around. You don't want to be nowhere around.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
When she gets in one of them moves, I get in the rig and leave.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Yeah. There's something in y'all's genetics.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
All you got to do is either spit on him or slap him in the face. Or chase him with a snake.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
That probably wouldn't work. No.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
That's the same deal with the admission of guilt.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
That was a good trip, that first one on the easy rider.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
That was the best question I've heard so far. What would be your WWE name and your walk out song? WWE is a wrestler.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
If you were a wrestler. If you were a professional wrestler. What would be your name and your walkout song?
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
My youngest daughter is infatuated with WWE, and not the new version. The old stuff. She likes the old school. Her favorite wrestler is the American Dream, Dusty Rhodes. Which is probably the most entertaining. That was a good era. Him and Ric Flair, you know, the nature boy. That was a good era. She loves it.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
So, you know, but with my last name being Stone, I'd have to go with another one of my all-time favorites, Stone Cold. Stone cold. And the walkout song, I mean, good night. How could you not? How could you not have a little bit of Queen? Uh-oh. Your walkout song.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
So random. No, I guess another one bites the dust. Uh-oh. But Stone Cold, I guess the thing he comes out to is not really a song. He has his own song. He's got his own song. Have you heard the story of how that Stone Cold 316 happened? Off the cuff. He just said it. And Stone Cold 316 means you just got your butt whipped. He didn't even include 17.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
I've changed my look up recently.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
You remember that old guy that used to come out with three different characters? Mick Foley?
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Johnny D's got that Mick Foley look. Mick Foley, Cactus Jack. He could be. Oh, no, no, no.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
The parrot. Oh, Coco Beware. Coco Beware.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
There was a restaurant. What was his name? Earthquake or something like that. Earthquake. He kind of had Martin's look, but he was a lot fatter than Martin.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Oh, Gowan's got the claw. The claw. He's got the claw. That's what he used to get in the boat in deep water.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
He jumped up, and he hooked his belly on the side of the boat. He's like, I need that claw.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
I have no idea. Hunter would be Disco Inferno.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Your mom's nickname is the Hammer? Yeah. She's scary. Good night.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
All the time. Think about it. You know how fast a duck can fly. And a duck lies. That dude's hanging on. Yeah.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Yeah. He was up there in the BAO.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
First thing we do when, uh, when the girls kill, kill a deer, we, we take the heart out and eat it.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Not raw, but we, there's a method to it where you could, that deer heart is really good. Oh, yeah. You fry him in butter.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
Don't belong in this category.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
That's the essence of the animal.
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Uncle Si Spills His Top Secret Mission Details From the Military
You know, there's something about that beach living. Yeah. Everything goes in slow motion. There's a man who's headed to Key West in two days.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
So I want to start on my favorite voicemail. Just right out the gate. It's a two-parter. Okay. They had to leave two of them? He had to leave two of them.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
It's part two. That's my favorite.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
I used to live next to them. My sister is next door neighbors to Bella and Jacob. And I think one time they were making fun of my car. And then one day the car followed them to work.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
to be fair easy car to make fun of yeah but when you drive a key you know that's that's pretty low hanging you fit in it like one too yeah i'm sure it looks like a sardine can't but one day is your car the one with the hamster commercials no that's a kia yeah that's a kia soul keep up with them sorry yeah but one day my, so my sister and my, my sister's husband really want to meet them.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
They want to meet their neighbors and talk about like their dogs and stuff. And it was one day they knocked on their door and I think it was slightly open, but in comes Jacob wearing like nothing but his underwear freaked everyone out. Yeah.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
Yeah. Apparently everyone was embarrassed by that one. Why? It's his house. Well, I think Jacob didn't know his door was open and walked past while they were standing in the doorway.
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Uncle Si's Hospitalization Gets Martin in Big Trouble with the Feds
We made sure to title the episode, not a hunting accident, not a boating accident. We said fall. Well, Fox News took it and ran with it. Every news took it and ran with it. There you go. Dynasty star.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
She's a lot more talkative than Bullfrog is. Hey, my woman is looking good. Her hair is getting so long, I'm telling you. And look, I told her about it, and she was like, I've always looked nice. I said, but you've been looking better.
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Justin Martin and His Wife Get Scared by Son's Surprise X-Ray
Yeah. I mean, if that works for you, why does she look better, Phillip? She's taking four pills a day. Which are? The perfect pill to make her neutrophil, to make her hair grow. Come on. We're trying to let everybody get in on this deal.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Mom and daddy was both mad scientists when they got in the kitchen. They was always cooking something. They was always trying something new. Well, we wanted some ice cream, homemade ice cream.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Well, they made some caramel. I know this story.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Yeah, butterscotch. There it is. They made some. So, look, as soon as it got ready and they dipped it, handing me a bowl, you know, I took one little dip off the end of a spoon. And, no. I said, that cap ain't no good. Okay, so all the rest of the Robertsons ate the whole boat. And they were sick for two weeks. Two weeks. Something was wrong with that crap. Bad butterscotch. Hey, butterscotch.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Don't make butterscotch ice cream. It ain't no good. Because I'll tell you, all of them were sick for about anywhere from a week, seven days to 14 days. And I mean, I'm talking about throwing up, diarrhea, everything. So whatever they done, nah.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
At a given time, she will become an old lady.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Oh, no, no. Yeah, yeah.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Well, I think that woman can cook.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Oh, no, I'll fix that. That's why that vest is a little tight on Al all the time. When he sits down at the table, it's accurate. Oh, she can cook it. That Mexican cornbread she makes is bad to the bone.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Most people screw up roast by cooking it too long.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Well, I'm just saying, but if it's bad, it's always like you're talking about. It's dry.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Okay, and a roast, a good one, it's not dry. It's moist, and it melts in your mouth if it's right.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Coriander and stuff. What did he call it? That chicken he cooked was garlic.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Yeah, sticky chicken. The first time, I mean, when I opened the pot just to see what he was cooking, I mean, I just went, good. He got pods of garlic and just cut them in half. I mean, they were as big as a tangerine. Look, I'm serious. The bottom of the pan was covered with half. He probably put in 12. Yeah.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
that's sticky you know and i said i i'm not gonna be able to eat that i said man that's just a little too well hey to my surprise it wasn't that bad and it was really good i got a report yesterday it shocked me that that much garlic yeah it was decent
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Yeah. Well, that way you can't ever say, I really didn't know. Yeah, you did. You looked at the mom. You spent time with the mom. Okay. Okay.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Oh, it may apply.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
That's probably what everybody looks at. What did you bring? I said, I don't bring nothing. Except an appetizer. I don't do it because of one reason, okay? I cook for me. I'm not cooking for you. I cook for me. Okay, so it's cooked to my flavor. I like chili that's runny because I like to put crackers in it. Oh. Well, I brought chili down one time, and look, the flavor is excellent. Mm-hmm.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Excellent. Okay, the flavor on it is excellent. But, hey, Phil likes his where, hey, you know, it don't run. It's like burnt mortar oil, okay? It's too thick to run.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Just like his coffee. Phil ain't a runner. I brought it down there. He looked at it, hey, he stuck that ladle in there and done this and then poured it out. He said, you throw that crap out. I said, no, you just don't eat it. I said, hey, that's for me. It ain't for you. Phil ain't never ran from nothing.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
No, no. Hey, look. People don't realize, okay. You told him it was meat soup? I told him it was meat soup.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
If you eat garbage and say it's good, then you're going to eat garbage every time that guy's there.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
We don't mean to be mean or cruel.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
You cook food and it's horrible. Yeah. I'm not going to lie to you. You don't need to cook nothing.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Well, no, no. That's why I'm saying that, okay? Whatever Chris ain't cooked, I eat it, okay? Sometimes if it ain't up to par, I'll say, babe, I don't know what you did. You missed it. You missed it. There you go. Which is all you got to say. And I don't belate it. I ate it. I just said, hey, I don't know what you did. I don't know if it was the ingredients you used. Don't do it again.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Something, but that was not your normal move.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Most people are too sensitive about their cooking. Okay, look, sometimes you're just going to cook it and it don't turn out. It's true. The meat you chose was wrong. A lot of things go into it to play. But hey, it's not being mean. You're bringing food to somebody that is used to eating very good food.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
I just get one from home.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Because that's where you're at now. I know, but I don't understand it. Because they all badmouth Phil. They all badmouth Jace, Billy, everybody. They don't ever say nothing bad about me. And I said, hey, I'm a robberster too. Nope.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
You had to speak up.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
You got to take charge of the situation or you're not going to be heard.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
What gets me is the stuff we come up with and the way it flows is totally amazing. It's all downhill, man. It never stops.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
It never stopped, and it just keeps going. And then sometimes we come up when they ask for advice, and like me, I was shocked.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Y'all shocked me. All of you.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
But, hey, it's so funny because some of the stuff we told was excellent advice. I'm talking about it.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
I'm going... This is from guys that are not too bright.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
That's right. You only have to do one thing. One scoop, boys.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Now some of them are all right. Look, don't bad mouth Crock-Pots because hey, this thing cooks some mean stuff sometime in a Crock-Pot. We have not figured it out. I mean, the flavor is excellent.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
That's like Phil's chicken.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
You would think that much garlic would ruin it.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
And it amazed me that nope. I am working on something. It wasn't too much.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Well, then, hey, look, if you need therapy, go up there and you'll get your butt whooped. Well, look, we'll go and we'll— You'll go up there every night and get your butt whooped, and you'll be okay.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
I will say this. If we're filming it, I will. It will change your mental attitude about things.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
No, no, no, no, no.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
That's why I... Matter of fact... Where did you go? It's good for one... You know, because, hey, you learn to...
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
That's what I'm talking about. Yes, I do. Stone's been telling me for years, but now that Si says so, I'm in. Look, I know more than you think. What's membership?
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
I'm very observant, okay, and when I observe stuff.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
That's why I tell you, it will do you good mentally. Yeah. Okay, and it will benefit you physically. Because, hey, me, I can't do it. Because someone would hurt me because I'm too stupid. Because I wouldn't quit. Oh, yeah. I wouldn't quit. And, hey, if you get stupid with them people in the ring, they're fixed to hurt you because you're stupid. Oh, you'll quit, all right.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
You're going to quit, all right.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
This is the deal that I learned sitting in his house, and we're watching. You've got all these masters. of their craft, judo master, whatever, okay? I noticed one thing. When they run up to the jujitsu master, as soon as they get them wrong, you quit. I stop, I stop.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Get them smelling salts out. Look, anybody that can take someone like Burley Okay. Burley's a stout human being. That's an understatement. Okay. Okay. Anybody that can take that and turn it against him and make him whipper like a little baby and do it in like five seconds or less.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
so you can lose the band-aid it's not tricking anybody if that was your question okay what do you need how can we help you okay so so uh my parents aren't her biggest fan they don't really like her that much whoa did she listen to this
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
You don't want to mess with that guy. Okay. I ain't messing with Burley.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
One more time.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
It's a possibility.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Well, I'm a little confused because how long we been dating this young lady, Hunter?
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Carter's going to have some stories to tell.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
I'll give you advice because I was feeling like you was because I was in the military and was always gone. I'll tell you this way. Tell your wife to break out the photo albums and show the times that you were there when you were home. You were there and you were doing what you were supposed to be as a dad.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
I like the photo album. You're better than you think, sir.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Because all my wife had to do was break out the photo by me. Well, here I am dressed up as a 6'3 Easter bunny in a rabbit outfit. You know, what about that time? Oh, here you are playing a Santa Claus, yo. Terrifying Easter bunny and Santa Claus. So I think every dad always sells himself short. There it is. Okay. You're there more than you think you are. You know why?
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
That'd be good. We're going to take care of it. That'd be good practice.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
I've got a problem with this for one reason, okay? If the woman that I choose to spend time with does not like my parents, she probably ain't going to last long.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Well, she was more scared than anything else. I don't blame her.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
I'm serious. But, you know, my mother had told her because, you know, I was very immature. You know, so me and my mom was like this. Okay. I'm the baby boy. So anything that has to do with anything, I always talk to mom. So I actually talked about mom and, you know, about my, hey, well, I'm thinking about marrying this woman.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Yeah, so I just look, and I tell Christine a lot of the times, you know, what did you think about when I'm going to go talk to my mom? She said, well, you told me how close you was to your mother, so it didn't bother me.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Yeah, so, hey, but I just, you know, if a woman, you know, it's stupid enough to say i don't like your parents no she likes them she likes them the parents don't like mom don't like her because she tends to lean a certain direction i didn't say she leans in a certain direction just just has some conflicting views um
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But I'm just saying, it sounds like, uh, your parents and this lady needs to sit down and, uh, uh, you know, work these issues out.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Hey, you three people need to work this out because I'm thinking about keeping her around.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Oh, and hey. Yeah. Man, Thanksgiving is going to be awesome.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
I don't. in the back of my mind i would be having some issues myself oh yeah well there's different levels look if you don't get along with my parents okay guess what we're gonna probably spend a little time around my parents well hey we wish you the best hunter i appreciate it good luck hunter yeah good luck you're gonna need it
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Yeah, you just chose the wrong sausage.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Let's throw something else in there and see if I can save it. Yeah. Add another level to it.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Yeah. You cooked it too long.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
A lot of people can't take criticism.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Well, no, no, because... Well, say...
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Here we go. We're about to go down that dressing.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Hey, look. Dressing is sacred, boys.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Anyway, my date went really well.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Nan can slaying them sides. That's her deal. Baking.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Baking pies or baking a cake. Yeah. Because she don't just, you know, and that's a Robister trait. You always are making it better.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
You don't just say, okay, here's what I'm going to cook, and you do it the same way every time. No, that's out. You always try to upgrade it and make it better than it was.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Well, since you're spending time with the mother there, Hunter, okay, that's what your future wife will be like.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Especially a pig in a blanket. Well, that was just somebody that can't cook. So all he did was open a can of sausage and wrap the blanket.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
It's talking about how when you're out in the woods for two weeks,
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
All right. With some cheese. And it's pretty good. You warm it up a little bit. Yeah, it's pretty good. Yeah.
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Phil Robertson Might Be Aging but His Food Critiques Are Still on Point
Oh, no, no. That's like my mom and dad.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
And he shot it before I could get the camera.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Take him out. That's what he heard. You said, take your time. He heard, take him out.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Before we go anywhere else, who are the wannabes? The people he text. I text? Yeah.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
He's a muscle man. Is that why you said... Because I got the picture in the group message. Oh, yeah.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
I'd say so. He had little deer jumping out in front of bullets. Yo, we're having a deer.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Well, hey, you don't get that big by being done.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Okay. Who is Bonebreaker?
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
I ain't getting in a fight with nobody.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
He makes Burley look like a child?
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Wow. He's a big old boy now.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
I thought I would beat Rucker. I know I'll lose to a man named Bonebreaker. He's burly size.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Some does. Willie needs deer in the freezer? Yeah. Did one of the four come unplugged or something?
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
I was going through the emails and this picture came up and I said, wow, that kid looks like Stone's daughter. But anyway, guess what?
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
He don't need no practice.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Hey, I don't mind. Put me in, coach. What have you ever practiced a lot of in your life?
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
You just said you don't practice shooting.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
You want to know what's funny? The one time I've been duck hunting with Si, we didn't see nothing. It was me, Stone, and Si, and a crow came flying overhead. He smashing? Yeah. Si all of a sudden just stands up, pie out, folds it.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
The time he shot a crow, that was probably 15 years ago. It was one of the most impressive shots I've ever seen. Oh, you don't want to fly.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
That was all he needed.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
That dog's going to be confused for the rest of his life after today.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
That's why it's actually impressive that you killed deer because I figure you make a lot of, that's why.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Is there a legitimate chance we can get that crow mounted?
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Acknowledged it. That's how you had to prove it. You had to shoot at something nobody else was going to shoot at so you could easily claim that one.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Yeah, we're back. It's 2025 now. Si, do you have any New Year's resolutions?
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
He ain't changing now. Is that what you're getting at? Well, I'm too old to change. Well, you just said you're going to practice shooting.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
But if you want to keep going, you got to be able to hit the bell. Like if you had like a New Year's resolution, you wouldn't want to.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Silver linings, J.D. Silver linings are important.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Oh, man. We got a bunch of.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Hunter's eyes got humongous when he was not ready for that at all.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
A lot of people did email in that want the Hunter Cam.
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Yeah. 318-215-6559 is going to be who you call to leave a voicemail. Play it, Hunter.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
That could be anywhere but not near a big town.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Like, that could be Oak Grove, middle of nowhere Mississippi. Kackalack.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
All right. What about you, JD? I've never really thought about this. And I want to say laser vision, but that kind of makes me sound like a psycho who's out to hurt people. But I would only hurt the bad guys. Well, you could use it for good. Use it for good.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
That's what it was. Hey. An unlikely duo here to save the world from... No, you got to think about it. Something.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
What just happened? I don't know. Where would you fly to, though?
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
I guess flying's the obvious way. I already told you. But I don't like helicopters. You know where I'd fly? What if you fell?
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Are you talking about you'd fly over to that lake where all the... No, there's something we don't know.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Why not? That's really far away. Yeah, seems like it'd take a while. What if it's a solid gold planet? It doesn't matter. It's going to take you too long to get back. And how much gold can you really hold?
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Oh, he's just going straight Superman is what he's saying.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Nope. Nope. No Superman. Would you have like a special, like Thor has his hammer? What would you have?
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
And it never goes empty.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
But you could finally tell us that the moon was made of cheese. No, for a fact, Saturn is not pure gold.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Thank you. All right. You know what? I'm going to send us out of here, but just real quick, to everybody in New Orleans, that is a terrible freaking ordeal. I've been right where those people were, and most of them were probably just there for a new year or a football game. I've been there. I've done that. And just some psychopath comes out and does evil.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
But this is the verse I got because of that. Ecclesiastes 8.13. I also know it will not go well for evil people because they do not honor God. Like a shadow, they will not last. If you're going out there to just do evil, your time's coming. It's called Judgment Day. And that's all I got for you.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
This shirt from The original Duck Commander, that's old school.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Yeah, I'm freezing. It's hot in here.
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I got distracted by how much I want size jacket. Sorry.
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Jacob Mayo called that baby vintage. On eBay for $500.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
That thing is sweet. So y'all had a good night's sleep, huh? Oh, yeah.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
I don't remember the last time I was in a group sleep situation.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Well, the one I went on. I looked over and there was this old dude about size age in blue jeans and boots sleeping. And I was like, how's he asleep like this? And I've never heard someone snore like that in my entire life. So then I just left, went on like a little excursion, went through the woods, found some stuff, went to the kitchen where I wasn't supposed to be, made myself a snack.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
They were like, what were you doing last night? I was like, you can't sleep next to all these people.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
No. The only person allowed in my room is Allison.
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It's because our friends at MyPillow have a passion to help everyone get the best sleep of their life.
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They can't stop. They won't stop.
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Justin Martin’s Twins Catch the Flu & He Doesn’t Handle It Well
Hunter, did the people like whatever we did during the holidays since we took two weeks off? I think so. Well, good. Good.
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Ep 1089 | A Navy SEAL’s Guide to Fighting Demons, Distraction & Spiritual Decay
It's been seven or eight years. And it came about the time that your wife said, once you reached a certain weight, just don't come back.
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Ep 1089 | A Navy SEAL’s Guide to Fighting Demons, Distraction & Spiritual Decay
I thought about this passage in 1 Thessalonians 5. I mean, this is right after he's like, describes this, you know, Jesus coming back, dead bodies coming out of the ground. And then it's like, well, when is this all going to happen? And he's just like, well, don't be surprised when it does. He didn't really answer the question. He's like, nobody knows.
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Ep 1089 | A Navy SEAL’s Guide to Fighting Demons, Distraction & Spiritual Decay
And then he's like, we're, you know, children of the light, live in the light. And then he gets to the end and he says, do not put out the spirit's fire. This is verse... 20, test everything, hold on to the good, avoid every kind of evil. And then he makes this statement in 23. This is 1 Thessalonians 5. May God himself, the God of peace, set you apart or sanctify you through and through.
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Ep 1089 | A Navy SEAL’s Guide to Fighting Demons, Distraction & Spiritual Decay
May your whole spirit, soul, and body be kept blameless at the coming of our Lord Jesus Christ. The one who calls you is faithful, and he will do it. I think that's pretty powerful.
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I use the word respect, you know, because there's a story in Jude where he's like, don't even make fun of him. It's an idea of respect. Where is that at?
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Yeah, that's Jude 9, verse 9. There's only one chapter in Jude. But even the archangel Michael, when he was disputing with the devil about the body of Moses, which is an interesting thing because if you go back and read in Exodus about Moses, it says God buried him.
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And then later he showed up on that mountain. You kind of got a glimpse of some kind of new body. So something happened there. When you made the statement earlier about the number one goal of the evil one, the devil, it is to kill.
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Destroy. Bottom line. That's it. Hebrews 2.14 said Jesus came to destroy the power of the work of Satan. which is death. That's Hebrews 2.14. So that's why he's always associated with the realm of the dead and... So that is the enemy. So they had this, when he had this argument, it says he did not dare bring a slanderous accusation against him, but said, the Lord rebuke you.
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So fear, respect, I mean, even the archangel wasn't like going to accuse him. He just said, the Lord rebuke you.
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My wife helped write this because you're my family. And I will say, Al, I'm also a dad and a granddad. And one of my favorite lines, to be honest, when I was busy, I would tell my kids, go read some books. And they actually have a set of 10 in this little feature here. Look, you can just go read some books. These are good. Yeah. Lots of books.
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That's your go-to, man. Oh, yeah. Because, I mean, I think I told the story here when I was up in Nashville a couple weeks ago. Reed had a smoking issue. which was he put the meat in the smoker. Did I share that story on the podcast?
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I heard somewhere you brought up something interesting, so it's hard for me to do this off the top of my head. But I was listening to a sermon a year or two ago. When he says that verse you just got through saying in Matthew 16, where he says, who do people say the Son of Man is? They replied, some say John the Baptist, others Elijah, Jeremiah. Jesus says, verse 15, what about you?
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Who do you say I am? Peter answered, you're the Christ, son of the living God. And he said, blessed are you, Simon, for this was not revealed to you by man, but by the Father in heaven. I tell you that you're on Peter. I mean, that you're Peter. And on this rock, I'll build my church. And the gates of Hades... It says, will not overcome it.
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And the guy I was listening to preach looked at the Greek, and when he got into the Greek language here on this phrase, one of these prepositions that we put in here in the translation does not exist. And, of course, he started talking about it, and I was like, where is he going with this? But his point was, when you read it the way we translate it, we're acting like it's coming at us,
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But it's not going to overcome it, you know. But when you actually take that preposition that we just put in the English language, trying to grab a hold of it, it actually should read the gates of Hades won't withstand it. And his point was, who's dishing out the power here? When you read it and insert that... And look, I'm not hating on the translators.
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They were just trying to get a picture of it. But I think we, a couple thousand years later, are trying to wrestle with it. And we think they're the one... putting all the resistance, and it's kind of the total opposite. They're not going to be able to endure the power of spirit-filled people because if God is for us, who can be against us? And he solved all the problems that the evil one used.
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That's why I read that about he disarmed the rulers and the powers when he died on the cross and came back from the dead. Because what are their tools? They want to get you to sin and wallow in it and become a slave in it, and they want you to die. And that's what Jesus overcame. So I think just acknowledging that on who we are, should make us way more aggressive in the face of evil.
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That's why we need to go down the rabbit holes or the cane trail, you know, and say, well, wait a minute now.
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I forgot the degree. You were just like, it was like a hotline. It was a smoker's hotline.
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usurp the work that is done in you and in terms of the work of salvation that is done in you as a believer like you can rest in that man yeah well i think it all comes down to just god's perspective versus your perspective i mean because there's some interesting verses i think if you kind of wrap your head around this which i find fascinating about the the text and i recommend it everyone listen to that sermon i'll preach because it was fantastic
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And you kind of touched on this about usually spiritual warfare, we look at it just kind of from our own perspective, just like day to day. Satan's behind every corner in these little decisions, but we don't really look at the big picture. But he had already addressed this in Ephesians 2 where he said,
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You remember when he said, as for you, you were dead in your transgressions and sins in which you used to live when you followed the ways of this world and the ruler of the kingdom of the air, the spirit who is now at work in those who are disobedient. Oh, we know what he's talking about. He's talking about the evil one.
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Because something that's fascinating in Ephesians 6, which he's later going to say, is your struggle's not against flesh and blood. But we generally think that. You think about all the problems on this earth, it's usually person to person. We think, oh, that's a struggle. That old boy, he don't like me. He did me wrong, I tell you. But there's a bigger picture going on, you know.
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I mean, that's what the Bible just said. I read it. And you get the idea that there's two kingdoms here, the one of the air, who, how does he work? Verse 3, all of us lived among them at one time, gratifying the cravings of our sinful hearts. flesh and following the desires and thoughts. And then it says what you get as a result of that, like the rest, we were by nature objects of wrath.
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And then you get into the, but because of his great love. Well, the only time he mentioned mentions God's kingdom in Ephesians is is in chapter 5, which I think is kind of setting up this spiritual war. You got the evil one's kingdom out there, and he described what's going on. We've all been there. And then in 5, he says, be imitators of God.
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as dearly loved children, and live a life of love just as Christ loved us. And then he says, but among you, there must not even be a hint, this is kind of the stuff you were talking about, of sexual immorality or of any kind of impurity or of greed, because these are improper for God's holy people, nor should there be obscenity, foolish talk, and he goes through a whole list of things.
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And then verse 5 of 5, which is where I want to get to. Be sure of this, no immoral, impure, or greedy person, such a man as an idolater, because now you're worshiping something other than the one true living God, has any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ. So he really sets out the battle, getting to the battle of the two kingdoms, and you have a choice.
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So I think from your perspective, when people say, well, can I lose my salvation? I don't think from God. He's done everything that he can do and should do to take care of any kind of problem. And many times Jesus said, no one can snatch them from my hand. But I think it comes down to a question, and it's pretty obvious. Are you... Do you believe that Jesus Christ is the Son of the living God?
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Because when that is a reality, people see that in your life. And, you know, the evil one is saying, just like when he took Jesus and tempted him, himself, he was trying to challenge God. His belief system. Are you going to serve the God and Father who wrote this, which is why Jesus quoted the passages, or do you want to come to my kingdom, which is all pretty much earthly based?
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You know what's funny is a spiritual application just popped in my mind over that because he – There was a busy week because we were there. I forgot what they had going on. Oh, it was Easter. It was Easter week. And so he was singing at the Ryman, you know, leading worship. So he was practicing all hours of the day. And I had all his friends over.
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Of course, he goes and buys a mighty fine piece of meat. I mean, it was a whole ribeye. And so he goes out. the smoker, because he just put it on a timer. But when he woke up and went out there to get it, it should have been ready.
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I think so, because look, I skipped over chapter 4, but he had just said, put on the new self and take off the old self. That's in 4.22. You remember that. But then he starts talking about loving your neighbor and in your anger, don't sin and don't let the sun go down when you're angry. And then this curious verse in 27 says, and don't give the devil a foothold.
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And I think, you know, as us being Christians, cleansed by the blood of Jesus, and we're out there representing him. We're imaging him in this world. There's always a temptation for him to want to take you down. I mean, I know y'all do all the wrestling and all. I don't know. Is there some kind of foothold that can...
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Make you tap. Oh, yeah. There's all kinds of them.
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That's why I only use that for phone calls and sports and weather. The black box.
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But it was zero temperature.
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And then it becomes a distraction in what you're supposed to be doing. Because all these little things here, it's like when he says, don't steal. And we're thinking, oh, I don't need to steal. That wasn't his point. He said, don't steal. You need to work so that you can share. Because that's imaging God is sharing. That's the whole point. It's just like this.
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So he called you. But what I noticed is all his buddies, they were all there. They were in a panic mode, and they kept tempting him to do something other than what you said. Because you just gave it kind of off the top of your head, which I guess that's happened many times. I've had that happen before. Yeah. Yeah. And he kept looking at me, and I said, trust what the man says.
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Imaging God, we're supposed to be sharing Jesus with men and women. Well, if you're spending all your time just looking at what she looks like, it's a complete waste of time and will captivate you.
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That was a couple of things that helped me with the cell phone. I'm glad you brought it up. One is I saw how much my kids struggle. with finding their way to Jesus because of the distraction of the phone. But another thing is there was a guy I was fixed to baptize who just gave a tearful confession that Jesus is going to be the Lord of his life. That's it. He's done.
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And I noticed he had his phone in his back pocket. I said, well, you might want to take that out before I baptize you. And he started to do it, and he said, you know what? you need to go ahead and baptize that too. Because that has been one of the most contributing factors of me not coming to the Lord sooner. And Dad Gilman, if he didn't do it.
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Well, it was just something that really touched me. I thought, you know, he's recognizing right here in this moment, we're putting it all to death. And I thought that was a noble thing. Al, I know we don't have much time, but I wanted you, you shared a story that we've shared here before from your past in your sermon about New Orleans and your life. And you told that story about Phil.
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I think you should tell that. I think it would culminate this.
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Your buddies are, you know, they're tempting you. I was like, this is going back to the garden here. I need to trust what the man says.
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It was fantastic, Al. And the famous line that Phil gave, because you've got to remember, he was a raging alcoholic in his past life. Al had about lost his life.
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Yeah, in New Orleans. And so this whole event, it wasn't a church event. It was in the Superdome. Yeah. And the sponsor was Budweiser, and they had a banner. My dad was speaking there. right in front of the banner that said Budweiser, the king of beers. And so everybody's drinking. I'm pretty sure you and Phil were the only sober people there. Correct. If not, it was a small percentage.
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And it was that moment that you told in the story when Phil reached and grabbed his Bible after the duck call thing. They were all, everybody was cheering, you know, and drinking beer and It's all fun and games. It was all fun and games. And my dad had that moment of clarity. You described it real well, Al, where it's like, should I do this or not? And he picked that Bible up and he said, yep.
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You see this behind me? Budweiser, king of beers. He said, I've drank them anyone. He said, but I need to do you right as a fellow human and tell you about the king of kings. And that was to me in that moment, he drew a line early on. for our family that no matter where we're going to be, this is, this is spiritual warfare. These people are going to die and they're going to be lost for eternity.
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And over what? A few beers and just having fun.
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Yeah, he actually went to where we used to do the podcast.
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In a week.
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Zach, what kind of ship are you running here? This thing is taking on water. All our guests are going to the wrong location.
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I could have communicated a little better. I'll give you another spiritual application. If you're not careful about who you're running with, you'll wind up in the end in the wrong place.
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What happened?
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We're not that organized either. But you guys are on another level. Your leader is Uncle Si. Oh, I'm aware. That's where. Can you spell disorganization with that, Si? Nope.
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This was like some kind of, like, were you invited guests?
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Before you got here, I told a story about Jay's a smoking guru, smoking meat. And I got these young bucks in Nashville to trust what Jay said because of the smoke they're going on. But, Jay, you asked me, which I thought was a curious question. That makes sense. You remember you sent me a text about, what was this? When did this hell week start? About a week ago? It started Friday.
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Jay sent me a text, which I thought was weird, but now it's all making sense. He said, you want to go squirrel hunting in the morning? You remember what I said? I can't. Yeah. I can't. You should have trusted what I said there. Wrong time of year.
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You either do that or you come to Louisiana and run around in a cornfield at night chasing a dog. There ain't no way you're going to be heavy if you do that consistently.