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Chapter 1: What are the latest announcements from Kill Tony?
Two huge announcements. Next week's episode will exclusively be on Netflix. On April 7th, Kill Tony can only be found for the first time ever on Netflix. So go to your Netflix app, set the reminder, set it in your calendars, tell everyone you know. Another huge announcement right now, Madison Square Garden. We are coming back to beautiful New York City August 16th.
This is your chance to get tickets. for the show. It sells out. It sold out twice last year. And we are starting with August 16th. Tickets go on sale with a special artist presale this Wednesday, April 2nd at 10 a.m. using the promo code KILL2025. And then tickets will be on sale for everybody this Friday, April 4th. But I highly recommend you use the artist presale.
That's when it sold out last year. using the promo code KILL2025 at Ticketmaster.com. Very few tickets left for Nashville this Friday, and we're going to be there Saturday too. I think that's sold out. And London, England, June 7th. These are the episodes of Kill Tony in which you have a chance of getting tickets.
So go to Ticketmaster.com, use the passcode KILL2025 for Madison Square Garden tickets. We'll see you in Nashville. We'll see you in London. Tickets for those available at TonyHinchcliffe.com. We'll see you soon.
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Chapter 2: Who are the guests on this episode?
As always, two of the best guests humanly possible. I mean, an absolute legend. One of them is a front runner for guest of the year 2025. The other is a guy who we have worked with for 18 years and is a comedy store legend. Ladies and gentlemen, if you love this show, you're going to love tonight's guest. Make some fucking noise for Sam Talent and Ian Edwards, everybody.
See you at the best.
Chapter 3: How does Sam Tallent promote his book?
Oh, my God. We are going to have some fun here tonight. Sam Talent, an absolute fucking freak machine. His book, Running the Light, is available everywhere right now. No doubt about it. Every single place that books are sold. Sam has a great book. I'm telling you. You podcast fans, you listen to a lot of podcasts. You listen to a lot of things. Read a fucking book.
Read Running the Light by Sam Talent. It's an easy read. It's a lot of fun. It's every comedian that you know's favorite book. It's a book, Mike. It's called a book. It's a book. And he's got a book. No, you read it. You turn the pages, and it stays the same, and you read it. It's $18.
$18 available everywhere. Books are sold. Here's what Shane Gillis had to say. You'd never expect this abomination of a man to write such beautiful prose. But Sam Talent has done it. Wow, what a book. So if glowing praise like that doesn't sell this thing, please, Random House reissued it. It's available where all books are sold March 25th. And thank you to Kill Tony for being so nice to me.
Thank you.
Make some noise for Ian Edwards, ladies and gentlemen. Here, one of the greats. Comedy store legend. I feel like I should have wrote something before I came here. has not written a book, but he does have a new special on YouTube. Follow him on Instagram. His YouTube and Instagram is the same. It's IanEdwardsComic. You guys have both been on the show multiple times.
I'm proud to announce that it is a record. 309 human beings signed up. Yeah. All you gotta do, kids, make your own show. Do it every single Monday for 12 years. Make a big Netflix announcement, and you, too, will be bigger than ever. 309 humans, just absolute crackheads, hoping to get on stage.
Some real talented comedians from all around the world mixed in here, no doubt, but the odds of us pulling one of them are so low. Absolutely so low. Most likely just a homeless, crazy person.
we all know it but we love it that's what the show is absolutely anything can happen they get a minute uninterrupted and then i conduct an absolutely insane improvised interview you know their time is up when you hear that cat 60 seconds is up they get a little more time or else they bring out the angry west hollywood bear which rudely interrupts them and then the interview begins the whole thing is chaos and fun hopefully you guys ready to start tonight's show
While they go wrangle that comedian from next door, we're going to start with a golden ticket winner, ladies and gentlemen. One of the juiciest little sweet boys to ever win a golden ticket. Make some noise. This is A Minute Uninterrupted by Jack Shaw.
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Chapter 4: What is JJ Lieberman's comedy style?
Slow it down. Everybody pump the brakes. Pump the brakes. A dick shoving machine? Sucking. Sucking. It's shucking.
That's a whole different fetish. I like to come. He loves to come. I love to come. It's a meat milker.
No. Yes. Yes. Yes. Your meat's getting milked. It's amazing. It's amazing. I won't even plug the company, but it honestly, it's a thousand dollar version of the flashlight. First time I used it, it drained me dry. Dude, I brought it through TSA and the chick, it was like a black chick. She goes, oh, hell no. What this? Okay.
I was like...
She says it. She literally goes, oh hell no, I said it's a meat milker. Yeah, you say it's for getting my dick fat. I'm getting my dick drained. She said put it away. Of course she did, her brain worked. Is that the one? No, that was in driverless Uber.
How do we find this fucking, why don't you have it pinned? What's that? Why don't you have the hit video that made you famous pinned at the top of your Instagram?
Well, because it wasn't that one. There's another one where the original one, I was at the gym and I saw some chick's box sweaty. So I was like, so I was like walking down the street and I literally go, I'm not a pervert, but... And that went mega viral. People were like, you are a fucking pervert. I'm like, I'm not. She had a wet box and I saw her...
You're not even into that. No.
I like pussy. Oh, you do? I don't get it. I'm so confused. He's fucking a vacuum. Yeah, I think. Yeah, what the fuck? Like, if I'm gonna, yeah, right. I've never met a celebrity on this show.
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Chapter 5: What unique stories does Kansai Yasuda share?
Jimmy Moynihan.
Jimmy, have you been on this show before? I've never been on. Welcome, welcome. Thank you. How long have you been doing stand-up? So I've been doing stand-up six and a half years. Okay, six and a half years. Where at? So I started in upstate New York in Binghamton, and then I moved to Orlando, and I did it in Orlando for about four years.
What did you do after Willy Wonka gave you The Chocolate Factory? When did you change your name from Charlie to Jimmy Moynihan exactly?
It's fucking weird that your grandparents all slept in that bed.
We were very close. I love it, Jimmy. So six and a half years.
Where was it at again, your stand-up?
So Binghamton, New York, and then I moved to Orlando, Florida. Did it for four years there. What made you move to Orlando for comedy? So I moved to Orlando for rehab.
For rehab? Oh, yeah, great. I knew it, I knew it. Hell yeah. That's where you go.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I went to rehab and then I ended up staying. So what'd you go to rehab for? I was... Pain pills? It was like everything. I was addicted to Xanax. Benzos for sure. All right. Okay. So, yeah, I got clean, and then my parents lived in Florida, so I stayed with my parents for a little bit, three and a half years.
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Chapter 6: How does Jimmy Moynihan discuss his struggles?
Keep going with the story, Jimmy. Don't get sidetracked, Jimmy.
So I... Keep going, Jimmy. Stick with me, Jimmy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I go outside, still crying. The gun is on the dresser outside. I call my buddy Justin, and I do the same shit. I just don't tell him where I am. Right. Eventually, he's like, I'm going to have to call the police, and they'll track your call, and you can tell me where the fuck you are.
So I did, and he came over, and I cried, and he hugged me, and... Chuck each other off.
Again, don't try to make it funny, Jimmy. Keep going with the story, Jimmy.
So basically, he took me to his house, and his wife, his girlfriend made me chicken noodle soup, and I cried more. And then two days later, I went to an AA meeting. Did you ever feed the dog?
I did not. Oh my God. This fucking guy's gonna come home, his dog's dead, his drugs are all gone. Jimmy! Hey, I didn't put my gun over here. Yeah.
Never hire a dog sitter off Grindr ever again. Yeah.
Jimmy, you're a funny guy. We could go on and on. This interview's gone a long time. Jimmy Moynihan has made his Kill Tony debut, ladies and gentlemen.
Thank you.
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