Ian Edwards
Appearances
KILL TONY
#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS
So let's talk. What's your last name? Lieberman. The first guy looked way more Lieberman than you.
KILL TONY
#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS
It's just fun watching a gay Sebastian Maniscalco. And they say, never meet your heroes.
KILL TONY
#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS
I also don't understand why you think you're fertile. You're wasting plan B, bro.
KILL TONY
#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS
It's like Bruce Lee's son is doing comedy. Yeah. Bruce Lee-tard.
KILL TONY
#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS
What made your dad open a nail salon? My dad, he liked nail.
KILL TONY
#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS
I should have asked which half. She controls her vegetables.
KILL TONY
#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS
What's Jabberwocky? Come on, man. Let's act. Don't play that game with me.
KILL TONY
#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS
You haven't been here that much. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it.
KILL TONY
#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS
All right. Let's keep talking about the... How do you... Is there a section on Grindr where the dude says, I like Coke or I got Coke? Like, how do you... I think it's implied on Grindr.
KILL TONY
#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS
Red Band, getting involved. Eat two, Red Band. Is that your mystery machine double parked outside?
KILL TONY
#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS
So do you put the ice cream down the CPAP machine? It's the only way he'll use it.
KILL TONY
#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS
And you have this? Bowling, huh? My mom is bipolar, you son of a bitch.
KILL TONY
#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS
So all the time you stalked her at the bar, you never saw nothing like this coming?
KILL TONY
#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS
I can't really talk about it. Ooh. Does that mean you're going to fly a plane into a tower? Absolutely.
KILL TONY
#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS
Wow. That's redundant, man. Wow. You'll get killed faster than the black guy. Yeah.
KILL TONY
#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS
You know what's fucked up, man? When I emailed you and asked you for a copy of the book.
KILL TONY
#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS
Still, it would have been easier. And I'm a better DJ, also.