Ahsan Ahmad

KILL TONY

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Man, it is a scary time to fly. You know how I know it's bad? I'm also nervous at the airport. I am on your side. The energy to me on an airplane has shifted dramatically in the last two months. Because when I used to walk on a plane, people looked at me like, what's he up to? What's he planning?

KILL TONY

#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS

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But now when I walk on a plane, people look at me like, well, if this thing goes down and we need someone to take over, he might have the right training. It's a scary time to fly. A military helicopter crashed into a passenger plane. When that happened, I was like, oh, things are different.

KILL TONY

#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS

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Because when I was younger, when the American government wanted to ram an aircraft into something, they outsourced it. The jobs are coming back, baby. They're coming back.

KILL TONY

#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS

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Ladies and gentlemen, a second Muslim has hit the show. Yeah, it is.

KILL TONY

#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS

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I was like, oh, hopefully he doesn't make any airport jokes. Yeah. He was Punjabi. Yes, he was a dirty Indian. Sikh. Oh.

KILL TONY

#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS

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He is a Indian Hindu. I am a Bangladeshi Muslim.

KILL TONY

#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS

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No, he is Sikh, you're right. It's just different religions.

KILL TONY

#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS

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It's all just, like, different cultural differences within, like, different tribes in the whole area. Like what?

KILL TONY

#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS

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So, you know, we're Muslim. It's Ramadan. We're fasting. And they don't do any of that.

KILL TONY

#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS

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Mm-hmm.

KILL TONY

#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS

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I actually don't really know that much.

KILL TONY

#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS

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So I went to Tulsa and they had this, I went to this museum and they had a exhibit on the KKK. And the KKK, their guidebook in 1915 was called the Cloran. Whoa. Yeah, so I bought one. And it came a couple days ago, so I started reading it. It's very, like, kind of, like, Dungeons and Dragons-y.

KILL TONY

#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS

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You know, like, everyone has, like, their own, like, oh, I'm the exalted cyclops, I'm the grand dragon, and they have their own sort of rules and stuff. So it's interesting. I'm thinking of doing an audio book. Yeah. Because one does not exist of it.