Kansai Yasuda
Appearances
KILL TONY
#718 - JAMES MCCANN + KIM CONGDON
Thank you. Thank you. Hi, guys. I used to date with this girl, beautiful girl. And after we dated for one month, she dumped me. And I was devastated. I was sad. Because she didn't tell me a reason why. So I went up to Facebook and see what was going on in her life. Turns out she used to date with this huge... black, masculine man.
KILL TONY
#718 - JAMES MCCANN + KIM CONGDON
And after dumping me, she's back with this huge, same black, masculine man again. And do you guys eat sushi? Do you guys know the reason why there's a little ginger right next to sushi? Yeah, it's a palate cleanser. So this bitch using me for palate cleanser. Because she didn't want to eat big black tuna twice in a row. She had to eat pickled ginger penis in between. Thank you. Kansai Suda.
KILL TONY
#718 - JAMES MCCANN + KIM CONGDON
It's a, he, every day he chase, he wanna chase hoes. That's what.
KILL TONY
#718 - JAMES MCCANN + KIM CONGDON
Hoes. Oh, hoes. Hoes. Hoes. Hoes. Chases hoes. Chases hoes every day, and.
KILL TONY
#718 - JAMES MCCANN + KIM CONGDON
I go out. I just go outside and then go to library or just go to coffee shop and then write. Write. Write.
KILL TONY
#718 - JAMES MCCANN + KIM CONGDON
Yeah. Uh-huh. We went to his house. Oh. Yeah. And two fat cats he had. What? Two fat cats.
KILL TONY
#718 - JAMES MCCANN + KIM CONGDON
It was difficult. But yeah, that was two fat cats, and then we play Mario Brothers.
KILL TONY
#718 - JAMES MCCANN + KIM CONGDON
Well, it's... Yeah. Waluigi looks like... Waluigi looks like Tony a little bit.
KILL TONY
#717 - ANTONIO BROWN + TOMMY POPE
Hi guys. I don't like when people in North America say, hey yo, respect. Instead of saying bye. Because in Japan, we take respect to a whole nother level. Like for example, I'm 28 years old. Make some noise if you're younger than 28 years old. Nice. So, you guys mean nothing to me. Like, at all.
KILL TONY
#717 - ANTONIO BROWN + TOMMY POPE
In Japan, we ask ages all the time, because we have to decide what kind of relationship we're gonna have going forward. Like, are you gonna be my daddy, or are you gonna be my bitch? That's why, that's why, you know, because in North America, it's not good to ask ages. So that's why I have no choice but guess people's ages by how they look. And that's why I respect so many white people.
KILL TONY
#717 - ANTONIO BROWN + TOMMY POPE
Because you guys, you guys age like a banana in hot summer. Thank you very much. Thank you.
KILL TONY
#717 - ANTONIO BROWN + TOMMY POPE
Because... I don't know, I am a good person to have a conversation with because I have good parents. And Zen.
KILL TONY
#717 - ANTONIO BROWN + TOMMY POPE
Wow. It just hit the 10-year anniversary. How do you spell it? T-O-N-D-O.
KILL TONY
#717 - ANTONIO BROWN + TOMMY POPE
I believe not. I don't know. It's... It's maybe sometimes, sometimes.
KILL TONY
#717 - ANTONIO BROWN + TOMMY POPE
Disagree? Is what? One second. Disagree. Disagree. Disagree. Disagree. She works at the, because she's Filipino, so she works a lot. So she works all day in Toronto in Tondo Ramen. And then I'm like, I have no job, so. So I have to wait for her. So that's hard for me.
KILL TONY
#717 - ANTONIO BROWN + TOMMY POPE
It's a different ramen company attacking Rikuto no Ramen.
KILL TONY
#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS
I wish my semen is important enough to get permitted. I wish everybody desire my semen. I wish someone suck me off. And keep my semen inside a mouse. And try to cross a border. and get shot at and die. And this person's whole family is devastated just because of my semen. Thank you very much.
KILL TONY
#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS
Last week been amazing. I did Vulcan. Oh, Vulcan. Vulcan. Uh-huh. That is? Secret show. Ooh. Yeah. Secret show. Red bun. Yeah. Secret.
KILL TONY
#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS
Big fat tree. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow. No, like a... No, but like a strong, like you.
KILL TONY
#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS
I haven't. I talked to... Uh-huh. Uh... But I... But she... She was, like, busy working at a ramen shop. She was be... She was busy? Yeah. So I talked to my parents. Uh-huh. What did your parents say? My dad was happy, but a little bit sad.
KILL TONY
#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS
Because we made a promise to each other that if I don't do... If you don't make it in comedy, that you have to get a real college degree and a job.
KILL TONY
#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS
Because we made a promise that I was going to take over his nail salon. Oh.
KILL TONY
#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS
Yeah, like, she helps my dad. But now she quit because she didn't like it. And now she works at the supermarket.
KILL TONY
#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS
Does she use her hands? Yeah, like multiple vegetables. Oh, multiple vegetables. Yeah, and with the hand, and then... And she, I think, just, like, move it around.
KILL TONY
#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS
Yeah. You really do, don't you? I can't wait anymore. I know.