Kansai Yasuda
Appearances
KILL TONY
#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS
I wish my semen is important enough to get permitted. I wish everybody desire my semen. I wish someone suck me off. And keep my semen inside a mouse. And try to cross a border. and get shot at and die. And this person's whole family is devastated just because of my semen. Thank you very much.
KILL TONY
#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS
Last week been amazing. I did Vulcan. Oh, Vulcan. Vulcan. Uh-huh. That is? Secret show. Ooh. Yeah. Secret show. Red bun. Yeah. Secret.
KILL TONY
#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS
Big fat tree. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow. No, like a... No, but like a strong, like you.
KILL TONY
#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS
I haven't. I talked to... Uh-huh. Uh... But I... But she... She was, like, busy working at a ramen shop. She was be... She was busy? Yeah. So I talked to my parents. Uh-huh. What did your parents say? My dad was happy, but a little bit sad.
KILL TONY
#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS
Because we made a promise to each other that if I don't do... If you don't make it in comedy, that you have to get a real college degree and a job.
KILL TONY
#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS
Because we made a promise that I was going to take over his nail salon. Oh.
KILL TONY
#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS
Yeah, like, she helps my dad. But now she quit because she didn't like it. And now she works at the supermarket.
KILL TONY
#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS
Does she use her hands? Yeah, like multiple vegetables. Oh, multiple vegetables. Yeah, and with the hand, and then... And she, I think, just, like, move it around.
KILL TONY
#713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS
Yeah. You really do, don't you? I can't wait anymore. I know.