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Young Uncle Si Got Socked Twice in the Face by His Date!

Tue, 25 Feb 2025

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Uncle Si’s checkered dating history includes an unexpected and undeserved double face punch from his date! John-David plays wingman for Hunter, though it turns out that might not be necessary. Martin and Si are complimentary of the new “Duck Dynasty: Revival” production crew, Phillip relishes being Si’s spin doctor. A voicemail leads to a lively debate about how Si and the boys would handle a zombie apocalypse situation, and their answers are quite surprising! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Chapter 2: How did John-David help Hunter with dating?

1270.186 - 1284.01 John-David

I'm always paired. You do pretty well by yourself. But I'm always paired with a kid, which is what makes it fun for me because I'm just like, man, come on, let's roll. It ain't no problem. And mostly Bella, which is fun because I like Bella. So me and her is tight.

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1284.931 - 1289.112 Hunter

Bella's cool. Y'all have always been such, you was her babysitter for once.

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1289.733 - 1295.357 John-David

Yeah, I pretty much was her nanny before nannies became a thing. Yeah. Checked her out of school, did all the things.

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1296.057 - 1297.098 Si

I was just Willie's nanny.

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1297.378 - 1298.659 John-David

Yeah. I wasn't anybody's nanny.

1298.679 - 1320.597 Si

And Bella was a lot of fun to be around. January's come and gone, everybody. It's that time. It's gone. You made resolutions. Have you stuck with them? I don't know. But one of the easiest resolutions you probably could have done was drinking AG1 as part of your healthy lifestyle. And if you've gotten off track, you can get back started today.

1320.957 - 1332.347 Si

And AG1 is one of the easiest things you can do for your health. Make it a habit you'll actually stick with. AG1 is the simplest thing I can do to support my whole body in just 60 seconds every day.

1332.508 - 1337.012 Dr. Phil

Phillip? Hey, that's right. Every day I'm drinking mine. Johnny D. He's drinking it every day.

1337.052 - 1344.259 Si

And research has shown that having a partner can significantly increase the likelihood of habit formation. Don't you and Alicia drink it together?

Chapter 4: What surprising answers did Si and the boys give about a zombie apocalypse?

377.16 - 378.841 Martin

Well, all the airplanes keep crashing right now.

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378.881 - 382.525 John-David

I'd be scared to fly. Yeah, because people don't wreck on the interstate.

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382.665 - 385.487 Si

There hadn't been any car crashes in the last two months. Yeah.

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386.488 - 406.447 John-David

last two days yeah wow what a life oh well good for you man hey that's exciting also thank you for helping out her mother man that's that's that's commendable well she's 14 hours away no one's going over there helping her with stuff i have the ability to as i was like that's come i'll do it yeah hey good for you man looking out for your fellow neighbor i might suck at it but i'll give it a try

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406.747 - 408.829 John-David

Hey, that's all you can do.

409.449 - 432.571 Si

Hunter rules. Please, people on the YouTube comments, spam the words Hunter Cam. Everyone just type Hunter Cam and hit enter right now, please. We need a camera on Hunter. He's part of the show now, and I think there's probably 100,000 people out there just totally invested in your love life, which makes me really happy. Hunter's blushing, but we don't have a camera.

432.591 - 433.852 Si

So what does your girl do for a living?

434.312 - 437.755 Martin

Uh, she works at a, it's like a healthy restaurant.

438.235 - 445.0 John-David

Oh, what the heck? How did she end up in Raleigh Durham? She just said, I got to get out of here. A lot of people do. They all come back.

Chapter 5: How does Hunter plan his dates?

1262.443 - 1264.804 Hunter

Yeah, but you got your own deal.

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1264.984 - 1266.905 John-David

Yeah. Well, allegedly.

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1267.365 - 1268.545 Hunter

No, you're a standalone.

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1270.186 - 1284.01 John-David

I'm always paired. You do pretty well by yourself. But I'm always paired with a kid, which is what makes it fun for me because I'm just like, man, come on, let's roll. It ain't no problem. And mostly Bella, which is fun because I like Bella. So me and her is tight.

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1284.931 - 1289.112 Hunter

Bella's cool. Y'all have always been such, you was her babysitter for once.

1289.733 - 1295.357 John-David

Yeah, I pretty much was her nanny before nannies became a thing. Yeah. Checked her out of school, did all the things.

1296.057 - 1297.098 Si

I was just Willie's nanny.

1297.378 - 1298.659 John-David

Yeah. I wasn't anybody's nanny.

1298.679 - 1320.597 Si

And Bella was a lot of fun to be around. January's come and gone, everybody. It's that time. It's gone. You made resolutions. Have you stuck with them? I don't know. But one of the easiest resolutions you probably could have done was drinking AG1 as part of your healthy lifestyle. And if you've gotten off track, you can get back started today.

Chapter 6: What dating advice does Phillip give?

3108.889 - 3114.711 Hunter

This is being a soldier. Give me an automatic weapon. And plenty of ammo.

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3114.992 - 3124.802 John-David

Yeah. What gets them? Is there like something special to kill zombies? You got to hit them in the head. In the head. Yeah. Yeah. Shotgun with a full choke and a bunch of shells.

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3126.064 - 3128.807 Hunter

Hey, give me an automatic weapon. That's three things.

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3129.067 - 3134.453 John-David

That's three of them. That's all I need. I'm going to go. Because if there's any critters left, I get them too. So.

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3135.908 - 3137.849 Si

Yeah, I just don't know. That's a tough one.

3138.129 - 3141.11 John-David

You need a weapon and unlimited force.

3141.551 - 3143.572 Hunter

I can get rid of the living problem.

3144.792 - 3145.793 John-David

I can end that with that shotgun.

3145.953 - 3153.196 Hunter

I can end that shotgun with one shot and I'm done. I'm going to take a bunch of them women before I got one.

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