Uncle Si shares how coming out of surgery turned violent for him once, and Hunter’s post-surgery anesthesia fog confession is one for the ages! Martin tells the wild story of a late-night backyard shootout with a mysterious intruder that nearly got him in trouble with the law. Rucker opens up about a fresh-out-of-prison situation in his past that led him to shoot first and ask questions later, and John-David receives a nice birthday gift from one nerd to another. Duck Call Room episode 449 is sponsored by: https://fastgrowingtrees.com/duck — Save up to half-off on select plants and use code DUCK at checkout to get an additional 15% off! https://tecovas.com/duck — Get 10% off handcrafted Tecovas boots when you sign up for email & texts. https://puretalk.com/duck — Support veterans by switching to America’s wireless company for as little as $25 per month today! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Chapter 1: What gift did Hunter give to JD for his birthday?
We're good. Hunter, you ready? Oh, Hunter got you a gift.
What is happening?
It's got batteries.
Oh, it's got batteries, JD. I'm so excited.
Actually, I don't know. Hunter, is this for the pub? No, start the show. Yeah, start the show. Start the show. Start the show.
Oh, are we rolling?
Yeah, we're rolling.
Welcome back to the Duck Call Room. I'm about to say something super weird.
Well, welcome.
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Chapter 2: What are the birthday celebrations and gifts discussed?
Nothing?
A standard rig. We got pickles, standard rig, and I don't... And then like strawberry daiquiri? I tasted the lime, but there's... It's got to be coconut.
Is it?
Coconut.
Make it dirty option. Make it dirty option.
I didn't know Sonic was getting in on our tradition.
Make it dirty. I threw liquor.
Here we go. Look. Dirty option.
Disclaimer.
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Chapter 3: What nostalgic story does Rucker share about pets?
They're not identical?
No, God, no.
They don't even look like brothers at this point. I thought that they were identical. No. That's just rough to pay attention, man. No, it's fine. Hey, but you just had, so what'd you, you just, your wife celebrating her first Mother's Day, huh?
yeah yeah well so she started as a bonus mom last year oh okay yeah but this year's got a whole nother whole nother vibe how'd that go for you man it went really good i think i did good i got her some gifts that made her smile and i got one that made her cry and her kid huh what you ain't her kid oh wow we really going there what do you mean well her kid i stand by
that's them noah so noah is in high school he's a teenage boy okay that's his job yeah he got her he got her a card and he helped promote the gift but like i'm gonna just tell you these teenage boys are are a whole nother spectrum of dealing with things i mean really well they're wild animals no i mean i'm just telling you
I did it. I finally did it.
What'd you do?
I told my yard guy just level it all to the root. Oh, starting over? We're starting over at the Owen household. There's bushes. There's sticks now.
So you got a blank slate. You know the first person I'm calling? Who?
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Chapter 4: What humorous pet ownership insights do the speakers share?
That's why you pay for OCS is that they leave at 18. Oh, do they? They better. I'm going to be up at OCS trying to get a refund check.
I'm going to check back with you in three years.
Our homeboy is leaving. He's leaving. Mainly because we don't have the room. I mean, I'm having a remodel for this current baby. I need to then move it.
Are you saying another baby coming after this one?
I mean, I would like to have a girl. I mean, really, I would. Oh, man, I don't know that we need one of those.
A female Rucker?
Yeah. Hey, man.
Hopefully she'll be like your wife. No, I think she would be.
Well, I don't know.
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Chapter 5: How did the discussion about pets evolve?
Does it live indoors?
No.
What's its name?
It lives outside. It belongs to the streets. Does it have a name? This dog wants to be in the streets.
Her name is Lucy. Her name is Lucy now. Lucy. Yeah, so see, when pets, when animals get a name... That's when, yeah.
Well, whenever you end up with 11 puppies in your mudroom, that's whenever it gets real.
You didn't tell her what caused them?
Well, there was this dog down the road anyways. You know how things happen, people. I mean, come on.
Yeah. I was that dog at one point in my life.
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Chapter 6: What controversies arise around pet ownership?
They do. They do. It's a true story. I seen it when I was a kid. They'd race the armadillos.
My wife, we got Sweet Pea, and then there's other four or five cats that live in the neighborhood hang out at our house because she's been feeding them.
That's your cats, bro.
No, no. So I come home one day from filming and she said, you need to run me down there. I'm out of cat food. She said, I can't believe it. I just bought a 50 pound bag like two days ago.
They eating good.
So she pours bowls out on the front and back porch, okay? Oh, yeah. So, you know, I heard something. Click the light on and look through the little window, and, hey, there's three coons, and I'm telling you, this is not a story. I'm looking, and, hey, these are Arnold Schwarzenegger coons.
Oh, yeah.
Okay. They weigh about 100 or 125 pounds. Okay, and look, there's three of them on the porch. Collectively or each? No, each. Oh, man. 125 pounds a piece. I'm looking and I said, baby, you need to quit feeding them stupid cats. I said, goodness, this is dangerous.
Because they're not cats.
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Chapter 7: What is the significance of the mention of the Millennium Falcon?
If anything, I added a nice little fin.
Yeah, I can't. I don't have anything.
No weird. Well, the only possible story, you doubling killed that one that time.
I have shot a gun indoors, but it was here to test out the. The fact that this place was fun. We were testing out security, so we shot holes in the roof to see if security would show up, and they didn't.
Yeah, can't do that. Which is a natural thing to do.
This was when I was at Tech. I worked at the sheriff's office as a radio man. Okay. We get a call, okay, 7-Eleven has been robbed, and this older deputy goes to it. Well, when he pulls up... He ain't even got, he's opened the door and the guy's backing out. Look, well, he just starts firing a windshield. Well, the deputy just pulled it out. And they're having a gunfight between from the car.
He's shooting out of the windshield. The other guy's back, I'm shooting in the windshield. And they teased this guy the whole time. They said, what are you doing shooting up the windshield? You know you're going to have to pay for that, right? He said, I ain't paying for it. He said, he busted it first. He said, all I want you to do is stop shooting at me.
We've progressed to full-blown shootout stories. I'm not getting involved in any of those stories. Yeah, what you got in that regard? I'd rather not disclose any of those stories.
Well, I'm like that deputy. I probably would have blew the windshield out too just so the guy quit shooting.
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Chapter 8: What reflections do they have on aging and responsibilities?
I had brain surgery and kept my underwear on.
They put that little mesh surgery underwear on you, man. So you got to get out of that stuff. No, I didn't. Oh, they didn't give you that? No, I was butt naked.
Butt naked? He was butt naked, boy.
Well, you didn't tell me you had the surgery in Tijuana. Yeah, what doctor? What doctor?
Martin, you know what would have been awesome? What? Invest in the stock market right at the right time and in the right place when everybody made all that money.
Oh, yeah.
But it was tough. I didn't have no money.
Yeah. No matter what the cause is, whether you got, you know, kids or... Bills, credit card debt. Yeah. Mountains of... It's hard to find that money.
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