Uncle Si is put to the test in a ruthless game of “Would You Rather” with the boys. Godwin managed to show some impressive will power when it comes to holiday sweets, and Martin considers a potential pizza recipe that’s as intriguing as it is horrifying. John-David struggles to stick to the rules of the game, and Si chooses the Robertson with the most luxurious beard but the answer might surprise you! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Chapter 1: What do Eskimos use to build their houses?
Do you know how Eskimos build their house?
Yeah, they build it out of ice. He glues it together.
It's the ice palace. There you go, Galva. They do what? He glues it together.
They glues it together? He glues it. Oh, I get it.
He glues it together. Because they're called igloos. Yeah. He glues it together. He glues it together. Oh, my. Galvin, you got to quit on these educated jokes.
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Chapter 2: Why don’t people ice fish?
Have they got a heater in that igloo? You betcha. Have they? You know them people get on ice fishing in them huts and they got heaters in them? Don't they know heat melts ice? I'll fix that. I was going to ask you about that. That ain't, I mean, that ain't right. That ain't right. Everybody keeps asking, you need to come up here ice fishing. No, I ain't doing it. I look like the Michelin man.
Not anymore. You're the incredible shrinking man.
Oh, I'd be the Michelin man if I got on ice. They said, oh, we drive trucks out there. I said, I know. I see them pulling them out on the news.
I ain't getting on no ice. No. I ain't neither. No, when it's that time of year, that's not in season.
I done done that, and I checked that off my bucket list.
You done it?
Yeah. That's not even on my bucket list. Not even on.
That ain't even on the handle of my bucket.
And not even on my bowl list, my plate list. It ain't on the list. I ain't doing it. It ain't much. No, sir.
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Chapter 3: What is the best kind of pizza?
There's some rules. There's a little bit of a difference.
Oh, this is Josh, by the way. No, wrong answer. Josh? Excuse me. My bad.
That's weird. It's not Hunter. Hunter's been sick.
Y'all pray for Hunter. This is Jordan, a.k.a. Rocky Top.
Thank you. Rocky Top. They both have J names, but pray for Hunter. He's Louise. He's... He's been eating too much Taco Bell and he hasn't been able to make it to work. So we're proud of him.
Yeah. I don't know. Hunter moved out on his own and has stayed sick. So I'm not sure about where he's living. I don't know if it's asbestos, mesothelioma, or any of the other. He may be entitled to compensation. Any of the other ads that run on our podcast. Have you been using Roundup? No. Anyway. Go ahead, Josh. Tell us what we're doing.
That one was a joke. We're going to start off with a little bit of this or that. I only have one rule. You have to pick one of the two options. You can't say no to one of them.
Can we get one skip?
You can get one skip.
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