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Chapter 1: What happens when Uncle Si goes to the doctor?
Root morale. Yeah. I has a particular set of skills.
The last thing Top ever said before he called the company to attention, Thompson, put that stupid teacup away. And I'd say, Tom, I'm going to have it. It's what you call us to attention. Don't worry about it. I got you back, baby.
I don't think I was necessarily cut out for the military, but I would have liked to have done it with you, sir.
Oh, no. Hey, it was a blast. Well, Phil told me, you know, since I was telling him all these stories, like the deuce and a half when I got a tire stole off of it and I never got below 10 miles an hour. And then the other one was they swam across a pond with a 3,000-pound engine. On their back. Hey, I didn't finish the story correctly on that. I need to give it to you.
Well, here's the rest of the story like Paul Harvey used to do. They're actually airtight when you put the engine in them and bolt them down. because they're airtight. It floats.
Yeah, but that kind of ruins part of it.
I know, but for years I told the story. It did tell it. I said, well, I said, the officer of the day asked me the question. Robertson, how do you think they did it? And I said, well, it would have took about 35 of them. I said, but the one I'm most impressed with is the one on the bottom. Because, hey, he had 34 people standing on his shoulders while they walked across the bottom of that pond.
That pond was 250 foot.
Oh, no. Hey, look, for six months I had been dropping frames, vehicle frames, like a five-ton dump truck, whatever. Three quarters done, just nothing. Filling up the pond? Yeah, I'd pick it up with my rough terrain forklift and just take it to the pond and drop it in there. And hey, them babies sink out of sight. So that pond was deep.
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Chapter 2: What hilarious story does Uncle Si share about his golf buddies?
Oh, no, they ain't caught them all. You're speaking to somebody I hooked into the last knock monster and he got away from me. Okay, I had him on. Hey, he broke the line. Okay, I like caught that sucker. That nest lock monster. That's not the left knock. Okay, boys. Hey. Oh, man.
You're looking for a boat ride.
Hey, look, boys. Hey. What? This is one of them. Believe it or not. Ripley's, believe it or not.
What line were you using when you hooked into this?
I was with him when he hooked into it. Not enough because he broke it. I was with him when he hooked into it. That's right, buddy. Hey, I was like knee deep in water.
Hey, I fought him for about 30 minutes. And hey, look, I just barely can breathe because hey, he's gonna pull me out to where I'm right on my nose.
Yeah, I'm out.
I was glad it broke. He was fixing to drown me. Yeah, I'd say so. I wasn't gonna turn him loose.
I locked my drag down and said, this is it, buddy. Hey, springtime's here. It's nice. It's porch sitting weather. You like sitting on the porch, don't you, Sam? Oh, yeah. With my iced tea. There you go. What kind of iced tea are you drinking?
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Chapter 3: How did Si and Jase end up fishing after lung surgery?
Why, where, and why did I see silver when he was under the water when this stupid nurse shark is camouflaged black and brown?
Well, I would say it's because you're an eternal optimist. You know, you find the silver lining in everything.
Hey, I've asked everybody I know, does this ever fish? Where did the silver come from that I'm seeing in the water? How much tea had you had that day? No, no, and I wasn't drinking. Hey, that looks like a big giant snake, but it's actually a fish. How would you like to be on the water and turn around and see that behind you? I don't know what we're looking at. That one right there.
How would you like to see that behind you? I don't like facing adversaries in their environment. That's why I don't wade fish. I need to be on the boat.
That's the nurse shark. I imagine that's the same feeling you get when you're in the hospital and Burley walks in as your nurse.
You wake up from the anesthesia and Burley's over you.
And Burley's there.
I've either died and gone to one or two places and I think I know it's going to be real hot where I'm at. Because Burley's there? Yeah, because Burley's there. Oh, I get it. Yeah. Joke, ain't he? Oh, Burley. Oh, Burley.
Where do we go from here, Martin?
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Chapter 4: What is the wild story of the catfish and the government job?
He's telling a story about a video game now.
No, no, this was live at one of them major tournaments.
It was real.
Hey, this one was real.
Simon, you play Mario Kart with me.
make a fortune no no but anyway look there and there and he's like two strokes behind some one of the famous golfers okay and he's got to make a move so hey look he hits the fairway down there and it lands and like I said yeah The green is a bunch of trees in between. The green is over to his left about, oh, 130, 150. So look, the commentator said, what is he doing?
So look, he walks to the end of the fairway and looks around and says, uh-huh. Walks back, and he's starting to look over the trees. Oh, boy. And the commentator said, hey, the commentator said, surely he's not going to try this.
You talking about Greg Norman?
Yeah. Okay. He said, surely he's not going to try this. So, hey, y'all, first, I think he handed me, I don't remember, he handed me the wrong iron first.
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Chapter 5: Why do people have a hard time believing in giant catfish?
His eyes are watering.
Oh, folks, if you're just listening to this, please go to the YouTube.
This is like good bourbon. Please. That baby ain't hit bottom yet.
That is so good. Do I need to grab more forks and spoons? Not for me, you don't. Nope.
When I tell you, as a man who hates bottled cocktail sauce, they figured it out.
Oh, my goodness gracious. Haley, congratulations on your graduation.
Chicken and noodles. I've got a lot of Crock-Pot recipes, and I still don't think they're true or real that people eat stuff from that. Do what? Remember how I complained about Allison's Crock-Pot, and she complained about the Crock-Pot?
Yeah. Whatever happened on your refrigerator freezer situation?
It is unplugged right now. We've had a week, man. We've all been sick. Hey, but check this out. I do want to talk about this real quick before we go. Check out this guy. People like to hear about the president. The Prez. Look at him. Carter doesn't got a hearing aid, y'all.
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