Uncle Si hears the full story of Will Robertson’s adoption for the first time. What follows is a series of wild twists and divine coincidences that eventually brought Will face to face with his biological family without even knowing it! Martin gets sentimental remembering Will as a kid and realizes just how fast time flies. John-David is baffled (and slightly alarmed) by the shocking return of jorts, and the boys take playful jabs at themselves while debating what a brain scan would reveal about their inner workings—or lack thereof. Duck Call Room episode #439 is sponsored by: https://identityguard.com/duck — Get a 30 day free trial AND 60% off today! https://fastgrowingtrees.com/duck — Save up to half-off on select plants and use code DUCK at checkout to get an additional 15% off! https://donewithdebt.com — Start building the life you deserve and talk with one of their strategists today. It’s FREE! https://puretalk.com/duck — Get a FREE Samsung Galaxy phone with qualifying plan when you switch to Pure Talk! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Chapter 2: How did the boys reminisce about their childhood?
The entire test.
You know, to answer. And he said, you ain't even started. And I grabbed a pencil, wetted it a little bit, and I said, well, it's a good thing. It's a multiple choice. A, C, D. So that took me about three minutes to fill it out. Signed it, and the professor was watching me, so I handed it to him, you know, don't worry about it. My brothers, matter of fact, I had three brothers in college with me.
Harold was there, too. And they was always getting home to me, oh, you're never going to make it in college. You're not smart enough. You're too stupid. So Nancy tells me this. I said, hold it, hold it. Time out, time out. And she said, what? I said, would you do me a favor tonight? And she said, well, that depends on what it is.
I said, will you tell them three hard-headed ignorant Ramesses that I call brothers that it's not because I can't do it. I just decided, hey, it's not worth my time. There you go. Wow. Y'all, so she did. And then they started on again. I said, hey, you know what y'all can do?
I said, don't make me so mad that I'm going to get up, stand up, pull my pants down, pull my underwear down, and tell y'all to kiss where the sun don't shine.
I don't know where that was going.
So you don't hold any grudges towards college.
That's good to hear. My story is a little bit different than that.
Well, no, no. I made the choice.
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Chapter 5: How do the boys feel about aging and time passing?
Where did you see it?
He's got a pair of blue jeans on with one leg. That's called a skirt. It ain't a skirt.
It's just blue jeans with one leg. These are the shorts I wore. That's what I was rocking to class, and everybody was like, that's cool.
That's what we were all wearing. I don't know if you want to look at one-legged blue jeans.
One-legged blue jeans, safe shirts on. Guys, he's not lying. It's been in the news. No, 100%. The first thing that comes up. Pull them up. Are $440 Caperni one-legged trousers. You're joking.
No, that is the thing of the day for young ladies. No, it's not. Yes, it is.
Babe, would you ever wear these one-legged Caperni?
Are we getting no's from Abby? Well, these jeans, why are they $200?
It's the material.
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