Duck Call Room
Uncle Si & John Crist Debate if Taylor Swift Is the New Dolly Parton
Tue, 22 Apr 2025
Uncle Si stuns John Crist — and the whole room — with a sock confession no one saw coming. John invites Si, Martin, John-David and the whole gang to be his VIP guests at an upcoming stand-up show in Shreveport, but after hearing some of Si’s wild stories, he might just rethink the invite! The boys debate who could possibly fill Dolly Parton’s legendary boots, and a wild animal story from the Monroe zoo might just make its way into John’s next comedy routine. Duck Call Room episode #441 is sponsored by: https://fastgrowingtrees.com/duck — Save up to half-off on select plants and use code DUCK at checkout to get an additional 15% off! For 20% off your order, head to http://Reliefband.com and use code DUCK. https://puretalk.com/duck — Get a FREE Samsung Galaxy phone with qualifying plan when you switch to Pure Talk! https://drinkag1.com/duck — Get a FREE 1-month supply of AG Omega-3, plus their Welcome Kit and 5 AG1 travel packs with your first subscription! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Chapter 1: Who is John Crist and why was he invited?
Remember last time we had him and three people got mad at us because they didn't know who he was?
It took me 30 minutes to realize who I was sitting next to, to be fair.
We had an intro or something? Well, we never did. Oh, yeah.
I just assumed people knew who John Chris was.
They go, who's this guy? Yeah.
I got a couple nasty emails saying, well, y'all didn't even introduce your guest. How are we supposed to know who he is? And I was like, turn on your phone. Open Instagram.
Facebook. Do you watch anything that makes fun of Chick-fil-A? Because if you do, you've seen him.
Do you have an Enneagram? Oh, yeah. What happened to Enneagram? Did I take him down? Did I end him? I was rooting for you. I took it. That's it.
i'm a 10 anyway welcome back to the duck call room ladies and gentlemen we are back with our i'm gonna be so bold as to call him our friend john chris is back in the house go i don't know if he would say that i'll take it no no i got a random text from a weird number what is it like six months ago i was like hey man john chris new number and i was like i'm gonna sell this oh yeah you're in and i was like i am in
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Chapter 2: What was Si's sock confession?
Yeah. Si's in.
Si will open for you.
How far is that, an hour? Yeah, about an hour 20. Yeah. I'm probably going to have to bring my wife over there for that. Yeah, come through. Just... We'll save you a section.
Hold on. We get a whole section. But last time we didn't introduce him and some of our fans got mad.
So I did it right off the rip this time.
But I've decided to list off some of his great accomplishments according to Wikipedia.
I can't wait for this.
Wikipedia. His first job was at a Chick-fil-A restaurant, but he was fired for using his arm to stir the lemonade.
That is true. Why is that on your Wikipedia? I don't know.
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Chapter 3: Why is the debate about Dolly Parton and Taylor Swift relevant?
Yeah, I see that.
Because you never know if something's said, you have no idea what I'm going to respond with.
Yep. Now, that's a wild card.
A true wild card. But that's why, though, I am a kid.
Yeah.
I never grew up. That's why we can't have a quarterback. I refuse to grow up.
Stay that way.
Yeah. I'm serious. In and out, though, it's boring.
Y'all's kids like Si? Oh, yeah. They do. Oh, my kids love him, yeah.
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Chapter 4: What are some interesting stories from the Monroe zoo?
Chapter 5: How did Si and John Crist's stand-up show come about?
Hey, here's a kid. J.D. Carter. Yeah. He's a future president. Is he?
Yeah.
No, no. Hey, I'm saying that boy, he'll be president.
I got another picture of him at school today. We purposely don't send him with money because, you know, he likes to eat a lot. And so then my sister who works out there sent a picture of him holding chips. I was like, where did he get those? Vending machine. How did he get it? He found the middle school like break. I don't know how he got out of his class.
Went up to all of them and said, hey, I need a dollar. Until he found a girl that would give him a dollar. I was like, he is a politician.
That's what happens when you go to a Christian school. Somebody's got to come off of it. Somebody's got to be nice.
He's either going to run a nonprofit.
This is a hoot. During Trump's speech, the cameras are all looking at all across the stage. I thought Carter was there.
Wow, was there somebody hanging from the laughter?
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Chapter 6: What is the significance of the Duck Call Room show?
That's the future.
You'd run around in the house, in the Robson house, all you would hear was, ah! Well, he just got darted. He come running by you bareback with a little needle stuck in his back. Oh, my. That seems not safe. Oh, it was wild. It was wild, wasn't it?
Well, that turned out all right. Look at him. That's it. Hey.
Bye.
I don't know. Man's wearing Christmas tree cake socks.
Oh, yeah.
And we're squarely in March.
Well, hey, y'all gave them to me, or, you know, I thought you did, but I thought you didn't.
I think a fan sent them to us.
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