Uncle Si gets a surprising invite to open for comedian John Crist but isn’t sure he’s ready for the big stage. After a suspicious night at a shady motel, Si starts dreaming up wild plans—like busting Phil out for a day in the woods. Worship time with Miss Kay and Phil gets lively when Kay has to shush the gathered crowd, and the boys confirm once and for all that Uncle Si’s receipts actually do check out. Martin is forced to defend his undying love for Crocs, John-David shares a wild Florida woman story involving stolen church funds and some ridiculous purchases, Phillip roasts Si’s questionable driving skills, and the boys react to a mysterious repeat caller who keeps leaving unsettling (but hilarious) voicemails. Duck Call Room episode #440 is sponsored by: https://smartcredit.com/duck — Get your 7-day trial for just $1 and see how many points you can add to your credit score! https://purehealthresearch.com — Get 35% off when you try Liver Health Formula today when you use DUCK! https://fastgrowingtrees.com/duck — Save up to half-off on select plants and use code DUCK at checkout to get an additional 15% off! https://tecovas.com/duck — Get 10% off handcrafted Tecovas boots when you sign up for email & texts. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Chapter 1: What was Uncle Si's experience in the motel?
I just figured there was a catch for Phillip.
No, I didn't set this one up. This was way back in the day. I didn't set it up. I was just a part of it with Si.
We are currently 93.9 miles away. So at 95 miles an hour, which Si can drive. And does. Because ain't no cop going to give Si a ticket.
And ain't nobody going to beat him in the roundabouts.
Oh, do you fly through roundabouts?
No, well, hey, it's a roundabout for crying out loud. What does it have to do with this? Hey, the first time I went up there, it was worse than a three-ring circus. So our town has roundabouts. Hey, it's a roundabout. If ain't nothing coming, just go on around it.
Yeah, you do roundabout 90.
Yo, hey. They sit there looking both ways, and I'm saying. You only got to look one way.
That is true.
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Chapter 2: How did worship time with Phil and Kay go?
Chapter 3: What funny stories were shared during the episode?
But the first year, you notice it was just like her own money. She paid off some stuff.
Yeah.
Chapter 4: What invitation did Si receive for a comedy show?
And then she realized she got away with it.
And the additional payroll. And then she said. Who oversees her? That's the real issue. I do have questions.
This thing may run a little deeper. We'll figure it out right here on the duck call room.
Oh, man. You ain't got to figure out nothing. That's incredible.
That was a wild one to me.
I like the products that made the headline.
Hey, dudes. Crooks being crooks. Airbnb, SeaWorld, and hey, dudes. The helicopter flight over the Grand Canyon gets me. Yeah. Because that's dangerous. I don't like helicopters. But she just straight said, you know what? Them people gave this money to the Lord. I'm going to look at the Lord's creation.
And the Lord wants me to go to SeaWorld. And hey, dude. The Lord's creation. And some freaking hey, dudes. I wonder if those were pre-Crock hey, dudes. Was that before Crocs bought them?
2021 was when she got big into hey, dudes. That's probably pre-Crock hey, dudes. Yeah. I bought one pair of them stupid shoes and I felt dumb. That was from the Lord too. He was like, you did look dumb.
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