Martin finally has the proof Uncle Si needs to show Jase just how wrong he’s been for decades. Phillip uncovers Si’s past as a lights-out pool player, and John David is irate that no one has asked Si to narrate a big nature documentary yet. Si and the boys make big plans for someday when their producer, Hunter, gets married. Si offers some deranged dating advice that everyone in the room hopes the listener doesn’t take. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Chapter 1: What is Appreciation Day?
Yeah, it's already got one. No, no, no. This is a new one. We have Thanksgiving. No, I know. That's what I'm saying. Thanksgiving's already got its deal.
So we got to amp it. Here's what you do. All right. Split it in half between Thanksgiving and Christmas.
I like that.
That's too many holidays.
That's too much. Yeah. This needs to be like in April. Well, that's Easter. Why? That'll work. But sometimes Easter's up there in March.
April 27th. That's my birthday.
Okay, so our proposal to the president. I mean, that's not a big holiday area.
Yeah.
So April 27th, we're going to have National Appreciation Day.
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Chapter 2: Why do we need a new holiday?
That was three days ago. Have y'all seen the latest Red Bull?
How did you pull that pause, though, where he's like peeling his nipples? I love it. He's like massaging his man breast.
I'm a man with a particular set of skills.
That was a good scrub to get to that right there.
I did see something, and I'm so upset with NBC right now, people. What did NBC do? They have a new show coming out. Uh-oh, what's the name of it? I don't know, but it's like Planet Earth. Oh. And I went to the movies last night. If your kid wants to go see Sonic the Hedgehog 3, tell him to go with a friend because it was the worst thing I've ever been a part of. But aside from that,
Uh-oh, Hunter disagrees.
Well, Hunter drove to Austin to see Barbie, so we're different.
I haven't seen it yet, but I really, really want to.
Hunter, it is terrible.
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Chapter 3: What are the plans for National Appreciation Day?
Yes.
Oh, no, no.
Oh, I love it. It was something like that from a gas station.
I love that Frito's hot bean dip. You do? Oh, yeah.
I'm against y'all in every way.
It's so good.
You're against this, Si? I ain't never ate it.
I don't like bean dip.
He ate something like it.
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Chapter 4: What food will be served on National Appreciation Day?
Chapter 5: What did Uncle Si reveal about his past?
Allegedly, yeah. Allegedly, right?
It ain't no allegedly. Oh. That happened to me at the beach because I dropped some Fritos. Okay, yeah. You got attacked.
And them seagulls came from everywhere. They followed you all day.
No, no, they had all over by me. A sea captain, okay, he does it for a living. He's out with his people that hired him to take them fishing. Well, he's got this stupid seagull that always finds him wherever he's at. How cool is that? He's got his own seagull that actually comes and lands on the boat to be fed.
Wow. Same one.
Same one.
How do we know a seagull's the same? Unless you're knowing on a boat and you're releasing them out, you don't know it's the same one.
They've got pictures of him. It's the same seagull. My question is, how does he know where he's going?
Same way that boat.
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Chapter 6: What is the significance of Si's image of God?
I was raised in Ruston. I was bullied a lot growing up. I blame that usually.
Who bullied you?
Everybody. Bring them to me now.
Wow, you're definitely one of the coolest people I've ever met from Ruston. I didn't realize that.
By far. Yeah. I'll hurt somebody for you, Hunter. Thanks. Hey, look at me. Look at the camera.
He'll hurt somebody for you. He means he'll get the fight started and he'll be nowhere to be found.
But the fight will be a good one. Don't trust him, Hunter. That's right.
That's why I never did any sort of delivery thing. I thought about it during COVID and stuff, but no.
that's a good job because you can do your regular job and then like in the evening go like for four hours and just deliver people stuff yeah i figured that would be like as a single guy like renting all the things i mean i figured that's like a 6 to 10 p.m job that that probably pays decent or something like that yeah no it's good i have an easy hustle yeah you get tips
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Chapter 7: How did Jase and Si's relationship evolve?
Why would you? Where's your age limit?
Oh, he's talking about age limit.
Hold on, Hunter. We're not talking about me. We're talking about Jenna. No, you're.
Oh, he's talking about Jenna. We can talk about Jenna and you, Hunter.
Ow.
She's only from Ohio.
Well, she ought to be happy. Her Buckeyes are doing good.
All right.
There you go.
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