Uncle Si’s recent stint in the ER gives the internet a meltdown with circulating rumors of his untimely demise. Phillip is tired of having to constantly give proof of life to people calling and texting their condolences, but Si takes it all in stride. John-David offers a confusing stance on what he calls “boat money,” and Martin is giddy over President Trump’s ability to send his opponents into a frenzy. Si loves the idea of the Gulf of America, but apparently online maps don’t. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Chapter 1: What happened to Uncle Si?
He ain't coming to New Orleans. Yes, he is.
Who is? They flying all the way to Philly. Who is? The Eagles offensive coordinator.
He ain't coming. He ain't coming down here. You're an offensive mind. Why are you going to come be a part of that trash?
Yeah. He ain't coming down here.
Fix it.
You can only be a head coach so many times.
Yeah, he's okay. He's got plenty more coming.
He's like my age. I know. If he ends up a head coach in the NFL at my age, then I'm going to sell worms.
I love that everybody's panicking.
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Chapter 2: How do death hoaxes affect friends and family?
I guess actually all the stuff he said was true. Well, my bad.
Here's the deal. I appreciate the prayer. Yeah. We want the prayers. Hey, I'll take the prayer anytime.
Yeah. We need the prayers. They need to practice. You can pray for all of us.
Well, that's a win-win situation. We're doing you right. And, yeah, you're lifting my name up to everybody. Hey. But, Si, are you tired of dying?
Huh? Are you tired of dying? No.
Hey, here's my take on that. I ain't worried about dying.
I ain't scared to die no more, Josie. Okay. Yeah.
He's pert as a rutting buck. I ain't worried about it because I know the man that resurrected people.
Thank you. That's right. Okay. He done got you a handful of times.
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Chapter 3: What is 'boat money' and why is it significant?
Well, hey, you come from a hunting family. But also you got to give somebody more than like 20 minutes notice. If you had plans and then you bail on your girlfriend's plans.
I don't think this was the first time he pulled that move. And she probably got sick of it.
But there ain't going to be no girl in the world that you just keep continually bailing on.
They're not going to be happy.
That's not hunting too much. That's bailing on somebody. So if you keep bailing on people to go do whatever you want to do, you're going to keep getting dumped.
Yeah.
You can ask Brittany right now.
She's about sick and tired of being a hunting season widow right now.
I heard about it because my wife went to Target yesterday, ran into Brittany, and she said, boy, Brittany, she's tired of Martin hunting.
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Chapter 5: How does social media react to Si's health rumors?
Planes to boat.
You want to know why? Because if you got a boat, you got a helicopter on it. On all these caribbeans, all that stuff. No, they take the plane to the boat.
Yeah, Kenny Chesney.
Kenny Chesney got boat money.
Oh, yeah.
Hey, we took a boat and plane money. Martin was with us when we took a private jet to... Where was that? Spokane? No. We did that one, too. There was no boat involved in Spokane.
Couldn't even stand up on that plane.
You can stand up in a boat. We put in Texas, Galveston. Galveston. You remember that, Mark? Mm-hmm. And the airplane pilots got sick on the boat.
I felt sorry for that day.
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Chapter 7: What do people think about the controversy surrounding boat ownership?
Why they don't climb up there and then just go boom.
Hey, the pigeons get it.
No.
You shoot at me one year and I survive?
I'm out.
Well, when I come out of there, hey, I'm fixing to come out of there, and, hey, we fixing to do some maneuvers, boys.
Maneuvers. What's the guesstimated speed?
I don't know. It's tough to say. On a downhill sail, man, stuff moves fast.
Pigeon flight speed.
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