Uncle Si and Martin prepare for their return to cable television with “Duck Dynasty: The Revival” along with the rest of the Robertson family. Si gives an update on his recent injury and stint in the ER, and John-David can’t wrap his brain around his son, Carter, wanting to duck hunt as a result of watching “Duck Dynasty” reruns. Clay can’t believe his ears when he hears about the local “gar rodeo” and fish-throwing competition. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Chapter 1: What happened to Uncle Si in the ER?
I had my kids running around the house one night. I'm going, the Nina, the Pinta, the Santa Maria. I didn't tell them the rest of it. That would be inappropriate. That's a bad deal. Anyways, duck call room?
What's the other part? No, never mind. All right. I went too far.
Too far.
Duck call room. I know it has something to do with court.
I got to see if we're in space yet.
Who?
Me. I put my picture on a satellite and they sent it to space.
You were going to single-handedly cause the Kessler effect.
No, it would be Mark Rober's fault. You did what? Mark Rober. Also, welcome back. Well, sorry.
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Chapter 2: Why does Carter want to go duck hunting?
Yeah, and it's got carpet and it doesn't always smell like mildew. I mean, sometimes it still does.
That was one of Carter's favorite parts of Duck Dynasty 2. He was like, I've been in that room.
Yeah, he's starting to recognize.
I was like, yeah, buddy. I go there all the time.
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Chapter 3: What is Duck Dynasty: The Revival?
Mm-hmm. But they do.
But you got to think about that. Hey, you're just picking a random spot, cutting a hole in the ice, but here's the deal. Ducks know that, hey, sometime in the day, that water's going to melt. So they're flying around looking for open water. Yeah. And if they happen to fly over your stupid hole. How's the hole got to be stupid? They're going, hey, it's just, well, it's stupidity.
Because if you cut it with a chainsaw.
Yeah, you cut it with a chainsaw.
That makes it dumb.
Yeah. Yeah. And then, hey, here they come.
Oh, yeah. That's what made me so mad yesterday. I stayed just long enough for it to finally stay open, but then I had to come back to film. I had to come back and do TV.
About the time they really start to come to it.
So if I could have stayed probably another couple of hours or so, I probably could have killed me some ducks. As it is, I killed the only two dumb ones that thought, well, let me go look and see if it's open already.
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