Uncle Si believes TikTok is wreaking havoc on young peoples’ love lives, and his “adopted” nephew seems to have taken on Si’s boisterous personality. Godwin beams with pride as all the old-timers that hang out at John-David’s tackle shop brag on his line of fishing gear. John-David’s son Carter forced his school book fair to a halt for all the right reasons, and Martin shouts out to a hunter who was blinded during an accident but hasn’t let that stop him from doing what he loves. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Chapter 1: What stories does Uncle Si have for us today?
I'm so excited for today. I got stories galore.
Oh, you got a story to tell.
I got stories galore today.
Stories galore.
One involves a potential guest.
Is that more than a gazillion? It's like two or three. It's like two or three gazillions.
No, two or three regular stories.
If I pull your mic in.
That gets in the way of his hot chocolate.
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Chapter 2: What happened at the school book fair?
We sure did because he was slapping me in the side of the face with them empty holes.
Pow, pow, pow.
Oh, you got to shoot it out of the shell. He shot three times every time he picked his weapon up. Oh, yeah, that's what it's there for. He said, you got any 20-gauge shells? I said, not in this bucket.
This bucket.
Asking the wrong fella. I has been far hunting with old crew because I ain't hunted down there in a long time. Like. You were down at Phil's this morning? Yeah, I've been down there the last two days. It was fun. The conversations were good. We could have done like seven podcasts because we ain't been killing no ducks. We wouldn't have been scared of nothing.
It's story time in the black.
It's story time around a fire with Uncle Si. That sounds magical. For something that requires attention, like listening to a podcast, we do talk a lot about sleeping.
Why? It's because our friends at MyPillow have a passion to help everyone get the best sleep of their life.
They didn't stop at just creating the pillow. They've made the best bed sheets ever, too, man.
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Chapter 3: How did Carter's story impress his classmates?
World record. The world record.
Not only the state, the world. And you had it just dragging it through the water. Yep. And a turtle ate it?
Guess what? I had like 20 fish on that stringer. Okay. And when I went over and picked it up, I said, whoop, something's wrong. Guess what was left? All I had left was the lips and the eyeballs. Yeah, that's the only one they ate. Okay, that's the only fish they ate off of that darn stringer. Was that... World record. World record. Oh, beautiful. Wasn't a word. Man. What year was this?
Well, it was BC.
Somewhere around 93 because I retired. I retired and I went to Alabama. Did you have one of them weird cocktails? No, I wasn't drinking nothing. Just checking. I wasn't like the days I was in NUM.
Gave that up, huh? Yeah, I gave that up when I come back.
And I really did. Well, see, I'd caught one the day before. And that was the day I was building signs, and I had my tape measure on me. So I caught this one, and I put the tape measure on him, and he was 17 inches and three-quarter inches long. 17 and three-quarters? Yep. That's a four-pounder.
Hey, look, that one I caught the next day, compared to the one, you know, the 17 three-quarter, he would have ate him. He was a shiner.
What?
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