
Duck Call Room
Uncle Si Lets Loose About His ‘Duck Dynasty’ Nemesis
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Uncle Si gives a peek at how the magic is made on reality TV when he addresses his rivalry with Phillip “McVillain” and the one food that “Duck Dynasty” ruined for him. Martin dispenses love advice to producer Hunter after a relationship mishap, and John-David takes on one of Si’s quirks only to find he really enjoys it. Phillip reveals that being a heel on “Duck Dynasty” put him in some sticky situations in real life, and Si and Godwin’s seat in the actual duck call room gets taken by a young buck that fits right into the role. Duck Call Room episode #415 is sponsored by: https://www.publicrec.com/duck — Get 20% off with the code DUCK and upgrade your wardrobe today! https://www.mypillow.com/duck — Get wholesale prices on the standard size MyPillow, just $14.98! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Chapter 1: What does Uncle Si think about his rivalry with Phillip 'McVillain'?
I told the whole production crew today in a simple text that I wasn't showing up today unless Hunter had a camera on him. I don't have a camera. I should go back home. Welcome back to the duck call room. We're kind of getting ready and started. Martin's sorting out all his things. Phil McMillan's in the house. What's happening? The world famous Cy Robertson. I'm doing this. I got a bone to pick.
Oh, no. And we're started. Hey, I mean, we throw out a Jason under the bus at one. What is this doing here? They left there. Is this a rubbing it in? That is what? Guys, you want to know how you know if an award's important or not? Johnny D is holding up the K-Love Award, by the way.
2023 Podcast Impact on Award. Unashamed with Phil and Jace Robertson. If you get me a Sharpie, I'll write your name on there. Hey, Jace got talking to me about throwing him under the bus, and he said, are y'all going to stop that? And I said, no, we're fixing to get a bigger bus. Oh, he got tired of us throwing him under the bus? This thing's heavy.
But hey, look, here's the thing, okay? Look. I'm tickled to death that they won that, okay? It don't bother me that they won an award. No, I don't know. Hey, because here's the deal. They think we are upset they won an award? Yeah. Here's the truth of the matter. We wanted them to win. Hey, I consider them, okay, Al, Phil, and Chase, I consider them, and Zach, biblical scholars.
You went too far with Zach. No, no. He's part of this. I agree. Okay, but look, hey, guys, hey, y'all don't have to, you know. They just left their awards sitting up there in your chair? They just left it here by me. Oh.
Well, I'm getting all the wrong people in. No, so they're moving in back to the office for the Unashamed set. Oh, Unashamed's headed this way? So I helped them, Hunter and crew, unload the... It was a small truck. Go ahead and put it where it can be seen. Hey, look. My hat's off to you, Warren. While I was helping him, I went pilfering. Have you seen what else I got?
There's the World Wrestling Champion belt.
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Chapter 2: What food did 'Duck Dynasty' ruin for Uncle Si?
That thing legit. Hey, is it?
No, it's real.
It's real? Yeah, hold on. Who did you get that from? It come in their decoration. Oh, it come in this? Yeah. I didn't think Unashamed had cool fans like we did. Oh, yeah. The World Tag Team Champion.
I'm in Atlanta anytime, anywhere. That says NWA. I don't think it's going to fit you. Hey, is that real heavy? Oh, it's heavy. Yeah. No, that's legit. That's a real deal? Yeah, that's legit. Yeah, look at that thing. You want to feel it? No. Yeah, bring it over here and let me see it. I'll throw it at him. I dare you. Oh, don't throw it at me. Y'all kill me.
I'm trying to see. They don't have a voting for 2025 on yet. Questions. Is this the two before Duncan? I don't know where it come from. Hacksaw Jim Duggan? That's right.
You could win the belt today, Si. You could win it today. That's a tag team, so that's only half of it. We need somebody to find the other half of it. Like, there's two of them. There's another one somewhere. Uh-oh. If you have the matching NWA Tag Team Championship belt, you're invited to the podcast. That's it. Oh, yeah. Because we want both of them.
Go up and bring it up. Bring it. Si, who would be your tag team partner in your family? No, you don't have to be family. No. I want to know in the family first.
Hey, no. It ain't that. Dolly Parton would be my tag team. Oh, here we go. It's a belt. Buddy, baby. Oh, boy. Oh, this reminds me. Look, I found a new channel on TV. Oh, Lord. Is it one of the scrambled ones? No. No, it's really the Republican channel. The Republican channel? You mean CNN? No, no, but hey. Hey. President Trump, he ain't even got in office yet.
He's got, what, four more days before he takes over? This will probably air on inauguration day. Hey, he has got the Democrats and the media. They've lost their minds is what it is. Of all his appointments he's making to putting his team in place, Yeah. It's hilarious to watch. It really is. I'm so glad I don't watch it. No, no. Hey, I laugh. I watch it for about 45 minutes.
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Chapter 3: How does Martin dispense love advice to producer Hunter?
Probably not. I bet we could call him. I bet we did. You got his number? The president of the United States of America. No, but Jason's got Trump Jr. 's number. Maybe we can get to him. I think I got his number. Well, hey, there we go. He probably changed it by now. Or at least blocked me. This is pretty cool. Championship Wrestling. K-Love Award. K-Love Award. And I'm happy they won.
I'm happy they won it, too. We give them grief. We just need... Oh, I'm going to continue to throw them under the bus. Mr. or Mrs. Love, whoever's in charge of those awards, I believe Si deserves a Lifetime Achievement Award from me. Here, here. For bringing joy to the world. I don't know if you heard. It's a song, Joy to the World, and Si's responsible for part of it. We got an alligator head.
What? That's what we got. You know what? I'm going to put a request in. We need some new weird decorations. So 117 Kings Lane, attention, Justin Martin. If y'all could send that. Westboro, Louisiana, 71292. Whatever you come up with, boy. There goes my office. Again. This is mainly to the rednecks. I think we should.
Chapter 4: What did Phillip reveal about being a heel on 'Duck Dynasty'?
What's that? I think we should have a little more decoration. I really want the matching belt to that. I don't know. I don't know how you find that. It's somewhere at a pawn shop near you. Hey, what happened to those stickers of our faces? Oh, man, I don't even know. That got lost in the fray. I sent you a picture of it. That don't do me no good.
They have stickers with their faces? One of our fans. I sent Johnny. Oh, man, I don't know. I'd have to look back. That was during Christmas. That was a while back. Um, yeah, a fan made like stickers of all of us. Well, some of us, I've read some, sorry. Was there a height requirement? Yes, there was. It was six one. So I used to be six one. So it counts when he lays.
Oh, I used to be six, three. Well, my wife keeps telling me you're not six, three, six, three. Yeah.
He ain't that far. He ain't that far.
He's definitely, his spine is compressed at least a couple inches. That's gravity. Gravity. Everything goes downhill, boys, when you get old. I've noticed that. I remember the day I got taller than my dad, and I was never much taller than my dad, and now I'm a couple more inches taller than my dad than I used to be, and I ain't grown none. Big Dave. I don't know. That's a thing, though.
When you get older, you start getting shorter. Everything goes south, boys. He ride everything. Everything. As an almost 40-year-old, everything. Everything. Are you almost 40? I will be in a few months. Wow. What are we doing? Hey, talk about adding 30 to that. Si, you remember when we met Martin, he was about 16?
And he looked 40? I was mid-30s then, yeah. Yeah. I was 16. I was about six foot wide. Yeah. When I met Martin, I called him sir, because I thought he was at least 12 years older than me. He didn't know we barely- Was it at Willie's house? He didn't know we barely missed high school together.
Yeah, I was like, yeah. He was a senior, I was in eighth grade, and I was like, oh man, check out that old guy.
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Chapter 5: How do Si and Godwin's roles change with the new young buck?
He didn't know we barely missed high school. Oh, man. I'm just tired, man. Why are you tired? You've been running. What's going on? I think it's in the weather. Huh? Well, I've been tired than I normally am. I just Googled Duck Dynasty. Duck Dynasty legend. Uh-oh. Retiring after 25 years. Legend. Johnny Goblin got hung with legend? By AL.com.
What is AL? Alabama.
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Chapter 6: What unexpected connection does Si make with a new duck call builder?
Yeah. Duck Dynasty icon abruptly quits. Texas hunters remember. Huh? I don't know. Is that when Cy quit and went down to Phil's house? Who quit? Cy the only one that quit. Godwin retired. What is the difference between retirement and quitting? This is about Goblin. A song. A gift. Take this job and serve it.
There you go. Johnny Paycheck.
Johnny Paycheck, baby. I've had all I'm going to take of you. Yeah. I guess I quit. I guess retirement is you don't go to a new job. You just quit working altogether. Meow. I told God when I said, look, I'll pay you hourly. He said, you pay me hourly, I'll come back. I said, I'm going to expect a little more productivity. Once I give you, pay you hourly.
I don't need you sitting there working on your YouTube video on the clock. I didn't mind it when you salaried just because you help us all. You become an hourly employee. We're going to have to cut the YouTube off here, Johnny.
That reminded me when Willie talked about me that he had told his dad, I'll fix the fire, your brother. That would have been a bad call. He said, leave him alone. He's a reed, man. And Phil said, leave him alone. Old Si ain't hurting nobody. Nobody wants to do the reeds. He said, hey, he's doing a job that nobody else will do. Leave the boy alone. Ain't that the truth. Hey, I'll tell you.
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Chapter 7: What humorous moments arise when discussing Hunter's love life?
I'll tell you what though, Si. Hey, it got so boring that I put the rivet machine through my fingernail. Look, you're going to like this though, Si. So the kid... that I hired, again, not to replace Goblin, because he is unreplaceable. But to feel- Is it unreplaceable or irreplaceable?
All of it, I don't know. Both. It can't be done. That's right, personality evolved here. So there ain't another Goblin, right? Because who else's hands smell like taco meat? Nobody's. Who else needs subtitles? Yeah, there you go. I don't have to translate for this new kid. But look, I walked in there the other day. Goblin doesn't mumble.
And he's watching, you know what he's watching? I got the TV in there. Motocross. Gunsmoke. Ooh. This kid, 20 years old, building duck calls, watching Gunsmoke. I said, well. The kid has potential. He fits in better than me. Hey, the kid has got potential, boys. I said, well, I have a young side in training. Like, this ought to go well. That's right. Pistol whoopsie, Matt. Ha.
Oh, over there? Yes, the same place Goblin got stuck. I mean, he's checking a lot of boxes. I said, hold on, let me look through my phone. I said, I got a selfie of me and Goblin with him buried back there. Is he the same body type as Goblin? No, he's way more size. Okay.
Yeah, kind of tall. I bet he eats just constantly too. I don't know. I ain't seen him eat nothing. He just sits there and he eats. I did good on this one. I ain't trying to brag on myself, but I did well. I think we need to bring back bragging on ourselves and being proud of it over stuff like that. I did well on this one. Especially when it's just a deadbeat job.
Don't tell him that, Roy. He just started. You got to let him figure that out.
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Chapter 8: How do the hosts reflect on their ages and experiences?
I don't know. I'm just saying. Deadbeat. But, hey, look. I always looked at it, okay. It's not deadbeat. It's dead end. Well, I know. But, hey, look. I hope he's listening. I hope he's not. He's going to be gone. But here's the thing. Okay, without him, there ain't no duck calls. Yeah. So it's the most important job in this joint.
And poor Stone is just. What's Stone doing? I walk in there like. Is he cheerful? No, the kid's third day. I look over. He's building the single hardest call we have to build. I'm like. I thought you were going to say Stone had him doing push-ups or something. No.
No, Stone's got him over there building them triple threats. And they're not hard to build. They just take forever. Like, in most calls, you can build like 600, 700 in a day without much stress. Them triple threats, you're lucky you get 300 in a day. Like that's just, and then Stallone got the poor kid. I said, oh boy, freshman hazing, buddy. Sorry.
That used to be the teal call because I know because I built all of them that took forever. Not anymore. We fixed that. But that poor guy just ended up grinding away on them triple threats. I said, well, you got to earn your keep, I suppose.
Well, I kept telling Phil with the wooden call. I said, hey, look, you need to double the price on that call. I said, because there's more time spent on that call than than any of them you do. We've tripled the price and still can't keep it. On the DC, what is it, 200? Yeah, classic commander. Yeah, but he was giving them away when we first started. Literally. Phil gave everything away.
Well, he ain't a businessman, that's for sure. You said it, nobody else did. Hey, that wasn't what he majored and minored in, so okay. Profit wasn't ever his concern. Yeah, it wasn't his concern. Moving calls is what he did. I don't even see a classic commander on the website. That's because we had him. That's what I'm talking about.
Wow, the prices of everything are way different than when I worked here. What is the word I'm looking for? Pizazz. No, he's got a vivid imagination to come up with all the calls he came up with. Creative.
Yeah, creative. That's the word. Yeah. Because when he come up with all of them, like the wood duck, to make that sound, he was always going around, and part of it was, Some kid walked by playing with a toy, blowing on it. And Phil snatched it out of his hand. Let me see that, kid. Oh, yeah. That was the whistle.
Yeah. And then he come up with all this. So, yeah, he's very creative in that because he's put the time in. Not in the while. Anybody spend that much time alone, you start talking to yourself, you get creative, you know. Yeah. I'm just saying. Not to mention the boy lived with demons for a long time, so they don't tell him what kind of conversations he's had.
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