Alex Robertson
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Okay.
Okay.
That's the road to recovery, though.
That's the road to recovery, though.
My mother-in-law makes, I mean, she does dressing well. And we usually get ducks from Cy. And, I mean, she's awesome.
My mother-in-law makes, I mean, she does dressing well. And we usually get ducks from Cy. And, I mean, she's awesome.
Well, I did a lot of shooting, but it wasn't at any ducks. What did you shoot? So my son Bryson, I had all my kids at the house. I've got three adult children, and they're all here. He came in from the UK. He's in the Air Force. And in 2018 or 19, when he was at LSU, he had his window broken out, and they stole his pistol, his Glock.
Well, I did a lot of shooting, but it wasn't at any ducks. What did you shoot? So my son Bryson, I had all my kids at the house. I've got three adult children, and they're all here. He came in from the UK. He's in the Air Force. And in 2018 or 19, when he was at LSU, he had his window broken out, and they stole his pistol, his Glock.
And I got a call a couple years ago that they had found his Glock and it was in the evidence room. But it took me two years to finally get it.
And I got a call a couple years ago that they had found his Glock and it was in the evidence room. But it took me two years to finally get it.
Who had it? It was down in Baton Rouge. Baton Rouge. Yeah, evidence room. But it was pretty cool because we celebrated his Christmas and birthday while he's at the house. And I gave him that gun back, and he was happy to get it.
Who had it? It was down in Baton Rouge. Baton Rouge. Yeah, evidence room. But it was pretty cool because we celebrated his Christmas and birthday while he's at the house. And I gave him that gun back, and he was happy to get it.
Yeah, and Scott did something.
Yeah, and Scott did something.
You're supposed to. Si, tell us about Alan and Lisa. They picked up a new recipe. They're going to cook the dressing like Phil and Kay. So tell us all about it.
You're supposed to. Si, tell us about Alan and Lisa. They picked up a new recipe. They're going to cook the dressing like Phil and Kay. So tell us all about it.
Yeah. Call mom. Something serious like that. I'm probably with Si, you know, you just, you can't say, well, you could do a hundred different things, right?
Yeah. Call mom. Something serious like that. I'm probably with Si, you know, you just, you can't say, well, you could do a hundred different things, right?
And that was taught to him a long time ago. And not only that, you're just being a bold-faced liar.
And that was taught to him a long time ago. And not only that, you're just being a bold-faced liar.
Oh, there it is.
Oh, there it is.
Here's my political opinion. I'll tell you what I can relate it to, and it's not really apples to apples, but when I was an umpire at Green Road, me and my two brothers.
Here's my political opinion. I'll tell you what I can relate it to, and it's not really apples to apples, but when I was an umpire at Green Road, me and my two brothers.
So my little cousin come up to bat, and he wouldn't swing the bat, and it's right down the middle. Boom. Boom. One, boom, strike two. And the next one is right down the middle, just bow. And he just looked at me and I said, ball. No, no, I said ball. And another one come down the middle, ball. And the fans started yelling. I said, hey, son, swing the bat.
So my little cousin come up to bat, and he wouldn't swing the bat, and it's right down the middle. Boom. Boom. One, boom, strike two. And the next one is right down the middle, just bow. And he just looked at me and I said, ball. No, no, I said ball. And another one come down the middle, ball. And the fans started yelling. I said, hey, son, swing the bat.
And the next time he swung and he got, he struck out. But I was like, when I was thinking about it, I was just like, oh, let me, I'll just give him a little, you know, come on.
And the next time he swung and he got, he struck out. But I was like, when I was thinking about it, I was just like, oh, let me, I'll just give him a little, you know, come on.
It's stealing money and hate. That's major stuff now. Consequences a little different. A little bit different. For sure.
It's stealing money and hate. That's major stuff now. Consequences a little different. A little bit different. For sure.
just put you in that spot like what would you do you know well you you won't have to make that decision because yours are not going to grow up like that you know we hope not yeah we hope not i wouldn't well you can't say that yeah well i don't know you train them how they should you teach them and train them and they're going to come back to the lord you know yeah yeah i just i don't know when i read that as a father i was curious and again i'm not trying to
just put you in that spot like what would you do you know well you you won't have to make that decision because yours are not going to grow up like that you know we hope not yeah we hope not i wouldn't well you can't say that yeah well i don't know you train them how they should you teach them and train them and they're going to come back to the lord you know yeah yeah i just i don't know when i read that as a father i was curious and again i'm not trying to
Kind of like. Who told it?
Kind of like. Who told it?
Got me without me knowing.
Got me without me knowing.
There was a bunch of them, huh?
There was a bunch of them, huh?
And they were pulling down cows.
And they were pulling down cows.
It's tough, son. Hey, you had to be tough in that day. And they chased you for 10 miles? 10 miles.
It's tough, son. Hey, you had to be tough in that day. And they chased you for 10 miles? 10 miles.
Just one?
Just one?
You reckon that could have made them sticky? He's a storyteller, not a mathematician.
You reckon that could have made them sticky? He's a storyteller, not a mathematician.
phil yeah who you hanging out with there that and white overalls and no t-shirt now that is dirt demas with a giant fish there's about 10 of us they get together every year since we were in seventh or eighth grade we've been friends and we go fishing down in the gulf and that is about 120 pound tuna yellow i thought you were talking about the guy yellow fin tuna no
phil yeah who you hanging out with there that and white overalls and no t-shirt now that is dirt demas with a giant fish there's about 10 of us they get together every year since we were in seventh or eighth grade we've been friends and we go fishing down in the gulf and that is about 120 pound tuna yellow i thought you were talking about the guy yellow fin tuna no
Now that's just because he's helping bait all the stuff and do all the work. Now me, I'm in shorts and t-shirt.
Now that's just because he's helping bait all the stuff and do all the work. Now me, I'm in shorts and t-shirt.
That's right. You've been fishing with me before, Martin. Here, reel this, Martin. He looked like a tourist. Did you catch that? Yes, but the boat catches it because you can only reel so much, and then you've got to pass it off. I mean, it will tear your shoulder out.
That's right. You've been fishing with me before, Martin. Here, reel this, Martin. He looked like a tourist. Did you catch that? Yes, but the boat catches it because you can only reel so much, and then you've got to pass it off. I mean, it will tear your shoulder out.
That's exactly right. I got nothing else to prove.
That's exactly right. I got nothing else to prove.
That was a big one. We caught four. Look, if you catch one, it's a big deal. If they go crazy, we caught four, and one of them was 170 pounds. Why my man got a shirt on? That's the question I asked. Because it's hot and he's working. This is blue water down in Venice, Louisiana. Y'all check them out. That's their name?
That was a big one. We caught four. Look, if you catch one, it's a big deal. If they go crazy, we caught four, and one of them was 170 pounds. Why my man got a shirt on? That's the question I asked. Because it's hot and he's working. This is blue water down in Venice, Louisiana. Y'all check them out. That's their name?
Hey, I like a big fish. Hey, it was good eating. That thing's about, what, six foot long? Nah.
Hey, I like a big fish. Hey, it was good eating. That thing's about, what, six foot long? Nah.
Is that a different fish? Yeah. Oh, boy. The other one's a little different.
Is that a different fish? Yeah. Oh, boy. The other one's a little different.
Were you the first in line? Yeah.
Were you the first in line? Yeah.
Yeah, I do.
Yeah, I do.
Those are cowboy glasses. I got them from Uncle Si. Gas station.
Those are cowboy glasses. I got them from Uncle Si. Gas station.
Was it the happiest part of your day? Daily Press.
Was it the happiest part of your day? Daily Press.
Michigan.
Michigan.
I'm saying like Michigan. Michigan.
I'm saying like Michigan. Michigan.
What is it?
What is it?
Aw.
Aw.
I think she means like a normal people's gas station. Like a snack. Every time I stop, me and Cy are somewhere, he says, go in and get me some what?
I think she means like a normal people's gas station. Like a snack. Every time I stop, me and Cy are somewhere, he says, go in and get me some what?
I get a Hershey bar with almonds.
I get a Hershey bar with almonds.
And then I get his snack for him.
And then I get his snack for him.
You don't want to ride with him. No.
You don't want to ride with him. No.
He wouldn't even give you a courtesy roll.
He wouldn't even give you a courtesy roll.
This is the dressing.
This is the dressing.
If you're broke, you call them pecans.
If you're broke, you call them pecans.
But he called them pecans. Pecans. It's all said pecan.
But he called them pecans. Pecans. It's all said pecan.
You can be on Louisville Avenue.
You can be on Louisville Avenue.
Everybody, they say all the names wrong, you know. I don't know. It is funny.
Everybody, they say all the names wrong, you know. I don't know. It is funny.
The Book of Si.
The Book of Si.
And it was the whole Book of Colossians.
And it was the whole Book of Colossians.
So did anybody eat the dressing?
So did anybody eat the dressing?
But that's just.
But that's just.
That's right. But you're giving honest feedback. Oh, Al's daughter just walked in.
That's right. But you're giving honest feedback. Oh, Al's daughter just walked in.
It doesn't need more sage.
It doesn't need more sage.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my goodness.
Hey, put your mic up there, big dog.
Hey, put your mic up there, big dog.
You don't have the love that grandmama's having.
You don't have the love that grandmama's having.
Well, you gave her good feedback. The Robertson feedback seems harsh to me. And I think it's just honesty and maybe they do make changes and it gets better. But like when Christine saw Al walk into the restaurant, we were all eating together and she said, Al, Alan. And he said, hey, Aunt Chris or whatever he called her. She said, you are getting fat.
Well, you gave her good feedback. The Robertson feedback seems harsh to me. And I think it's just honesty and maybe they do make changes and it gets better. But like when Christine saw Al walk into the restaurant, we were all eating together and she said, Al, Alan. And he said, hey, Aunt Chris or whatever he called her. She said, you are getting fat.
That's exactly what she said.
That's exactly what she said.
Too much something. Too much something.
Too much something. Too much something.
Water on the lid. Assess blame. Step one of Robertson.
Water on the lid. Assess blame. Step one of Robertson.
Of what?
Of what?
Okay.
That's the road to recovery, though.
My mother-in-law makes, I mean, she does dressing well. And we usually get ducks from Cy. And, I mean, she's awesome.
Well, I did a lot of shooting, but it wasn't at any ducks. What did you shoot? So my son Bryson, I had all my kids at the house. I've got three adult children, and they're all here. He came in from the UK. He's in the Air Force. And in 2018 or 19, when he was at LSU, he had his window broken out, and they stole his pistol, his Glock.
And I got a call a couple years ago that they had found his Glock and it was in the evidence room. But it took me two years to finally get it.
Who had it? It was down in Baton Rouge. Baton Rouge. Yeah, evidence room. But it was pretty cool because we celebrated his Christmas and birthday while he's at the house. And I gave him that gun back, and he was happy to get it.
Yeah, and Scott did something.
You're supposed to. Si, tell us about Alan and Lisa. They picked up a new recipe. They're going to cook the dressing like Phil and Kay. So tell us all about it.
Yeah. Call mom. Something serious like that. I'm probably with Si, you know, you just, you can't say, well, you could do a hundred different things, right?
And that was taught to him a long time ago. And not only that, you're just being a bold-faced liar.
Oh, there it is.
Here's my political opinion. I'll tell you what I can relate it to, and it's not really apples to apples, but when I was an umpire at Green Road, me and my two brothers.
So my little cousin come up to bat, and he wouldn't swing the bat, and it's right down the middle. Boom. Boom. One, boom, strike two. And the next one is right down the middle, just bow. And he just looked at me and I said, ball. No, no, I said ball. And another one come down the middle, ball. And the fans started yelling. I said, hey, son, swing the bat.
And the next time he swung and he got, he struck out. But I was like, when I was thinking about it, I was just like, oh, let me, I'll just give him a little, you know, come on.
It's stealing money and hate. That's major stuff now. Consequences a little different. A little bit different. For sure.
just put you in that spot like what would you do you know well you you won't have to make that decision because yours are not going to grow up like that you know we hope not yeah we hope not i wouldn't well you can't say that yeah well i don't know you train them how they should you teach them and train them and they're going to come back to the lord you know yeah yeah i just i don't know when i read that as a father i was curious and again i'm not trying to
Kind of like. Who told it?
Got me without me knowing.
There was a bunch of them, huh?
And they were pulling down cows.
It's tough, son. Hey, you had to be tough in that day. And they chased you for 10 miles? 10 miles.
Just one?
You reckon that could have made them sticky? He's a storyteller, not a mathematician.
phil yeah who you hanging out with there that and white overalls and no t-shirt now that is dirt demas with a giant fish there's about 10 of us they get together every year since we were in seventh or eighth grade we've been friends and we go fishing down in the gulf and that is about 120 pound tuna yellow i thought you were talking about the guy yellow fin tuna no
Now that's just because he's helping bait all the stuff and do all the work. Now me, I'm in shorts and t-shirt.
That's right. You've been fishing with me before, Martin. Here, reel this, Martin. He looked like a tourist. Did you catch that? Yes, but the boat catches it because you can only reel so much, and then you've got to pass it off. I mean, it will tear your shoulder out.
That's exactly right. I got nothing else to prove.
That was a big one. We caught four. Look, if you catch one, it's a big deal. If they go crazy, we caught four, and one of them was 170 pounds. Why my man got a shirt on? That's the question I asked. Because it's hot and he's working. This is blue water down in Venice, Louisiana. Y'all check them out. That's their name?
Hey, I like a big fish. Hey, it was good eating. That thing's about, what, six foot long? Nah.
Is that a different fish? Yeah. Oh, boy. The other one's a little different.
Were you the first in line? Yeah.
Yeah, I do.
Those are cowboy glasses. I got them from Uncle Si. Gas station.
Was it the happiest part of your day? Daily Press.
Michigan.
I'm saying like Michigan. Michigan.
What is it?
Aw.
I think she means like a normal people's gas station. Like a snack. Every time I stop, me and Cy are somewhere, he says, go in and get me some what?
I get a Hershey bar with almonds.
And then I get his snack for him.
You don't want to ride with him. No.
He wouldn't even give you a courtesy roll.
This is the dressing.
If you're broke, you call them pecans.
But he called them pecans. Pecans. It's all said pecan.
You can be on Louisville Avenue.
Everybody, they say all the names wrong, you know. I don't know. It is funny.
The Book of Si.
And it was the whole Book of Colossians.
So did anybody eat the dressing?
But that's just.
That's right. But you're giving honest feedback. Oh, Al's daughter just walked in.
It doesn't need more sage.
Oh, my goodness.
Hey, put your mic up there, big dog.
You don't have the love that grandmama's having.
Well, you gave her good feedback. The Robertson feedback seems harsh to me. And I think it's just honesty and maybe they do make changes and it gets better. But like when Christine saw Al walk into the restaurant, we were all eating together and she said, Al, Alan. And he said, hey, Aunt Chris or whatever he called her. She said, you are getting fat.
That's exactly what she said.
Too much something. Too much something.
Water on the lid. Assess blame. Step one of Robertson.
Of what?