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Chapter 1: How does the episode begin and what are the key updates?
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So then we go to Drake's Hollywood and it's time for a PK and Dorit. So I don't know much, but I can tell you this much. Drake's had a Groupon this week.
Yeah. You know, if you're having a conversation where you're trying to reconcile and move forward with your partner who you're possibly going to divorce, of course, I'm going to go to Drake's, like a sceney nightclub. I don't get this at all. So yeah, it had to be the Groupon. So they sit down, they're talking, and she's like, how are you? She's like, a little weird.
She's like, well, life's weird, isn't it? One moment you're staring down into the dark abyss of the Pringles can. The next moment you're on your own little flat, remembering the days when you had a wife who'd get pied in the face, literally, at a Pantone in Britain. It is a weird life.
She's like, well, I mean, it's good. Thankfully, you've leaned in and given me a kiss. And he's like, why wouldn't I, babe? She goes, well, I don't know. He goes, would you like a high five instead? Here you go. Oh, purse is gone. Where'd your purse go?
PK and I have been separated for three months, and to that I'd like to say... And then she says, what I thought was going to be an amicable separation turned into three months of the worst kind of rollercoaster I could have imagined. Which I would love to imagine the worst rollercoaster that Dorit has imagined. What shape it would take.
So we see a montage of it all going sour and everything over the past few months.
I would imagine it would be much scarier actually waking up under the airbag that is PK. You know, it's like you're waking up every morning like you've been in a crash. You know, at least a roller coaster you can feel free. It's just all a matter of perspective.
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Chapter 2: What is happening with PK and Dorit's relationship?
Yeah. So server comes over and PK wants a mocktail. Do you have a phony Negroni? The server's like, I don't know what that is, but I can make that up. It is a phony Negroni after all.
Phony Negroni. So we see flashbacks of all their problems and Dorit being upset and telling Kathy that PK is not, in fact, a good father. And she's like, well, I have no idea what to expect tonight, but I'll tell you what I do expect. Two-for-one calamuris!
But I feel like my eyes are wide open for the first time in a very long time. All right, babe. So you went to the ophthalmologist today and got dilated. Congratulations. I've been telling you to do that for a while. I don't want to get cataracts. I don't want to misinterpret what you mean by your eyes are wide open. So can you elaborate? Well, I mean, the last few months, something shifted in you.
Yeah, well, I finally had that bowel movement. You eat so many Pringles that eventually things get clogged up down there.
Turns out all I needed was a bit of magnesium, babe, right? Now, look, first things start to go wrong when we spoke about the apartment, when I said I'm taking the apartment. You know, one of the significant issues in our marriage where you control issue, you know, there was with me, you know, we're separated and then you're dictating where I'm going to live.
I mean, that's, you know, that's in the backdrop of me knowing you're in our house and I'm taking this really small apartment. Funnily enough, the house isn't being paid for and the apartment is. I mean, how fair is that? How fair is that? And I love PK acting like, oh, wow, poor me. I have to be in this tiny little apartment while you raise our children.
And I don't even fucking call them or pay for the house that you're living in, which you're about to be fucking booted out of in a couple of months due to nonpayment. Have fun with that. Poor PK.
I also love him talking about control issues. We're the ones who saw you force Dorit to name her company Beverly Beach and name all these dresses. This one's called The Rouse. This one's called The Pringle. This one's called The Combo. I mean, you know, like, as far as we can tell, you were calling the shots in this relationship. And that's what we saw on camera.
So she's like, but we never even had a conversation about the apartment. And he's like, well, I didn't want to have the conversation about the apartment. She goes, but that's my point. And he's like, but that's my point. Oh, touche.
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Chapter 3: What does Kyle think about Mauricio's recent behavior?
Yeah, well, she got her human s'mores, basically. So Dorit's like, so you had retained a lawyer and you were a hundred steps, like I said before, I already said all this part. It's like, look, look, the reality is we have to co-parent and we have to keep it loving and kind and we have to work on a relationship and make ourselves, we have to get back to that, you know, because guess what?
You're my best fucking mate and I'm going to take you for everything you have in this divorce. Did I say that part out loud? Sorry, I meant to say we need to find a friendship again, so that way...
can get more money out of you when we do get divorced all right you're down with that and she is doing this thing she's just looking at him she's like but tell me pk tell me do you have in your mind dorit and i are going to work through things but divorce is divorce there and he's like i don't know i'll have to talk to my divorce attorney about how to answer that oh you don't know
He's like, I don't know whether it's in our future. I don't know if I can afford it, frankly. Or I'm looking through LegalZoom. It's exhausting to read, honestly. But I've watched a lot of Law & Orders. And here's what I have to say to you. Tong-tong.
I don't feel in my heart I want a divorce, but I'm not the one in control. And gee, truthfully, PK is calling the shots. They keep on accusing each other of being the one in control. It's some weird game they're playing. I think it's like to position themselves for this battle that they're about to go into.
Yes, it's because they're going to both be positioning selves as the victim in this divorce. So they're trying to get on camera that they're really the victim of the other one in here. And the real victims are all the people that you don't pay, okay? Pay your bills. So then they leave. They've worked out nothing. Dorit's pissed.
And she's trying to do this thing where she's kind of facing her back to PK, like, I'm not talking to you anymore. Well, that's what he wants. So they're in kind of a no-win situation here. but you married PK. So now let's go to Bose's house. So Bose is setting a table because tonight she's having her first ever dinner with Keely and her daughter.
So she's setting it up and everything. And she like bonks her glass. That's the sound of crystal. And so Keely comes over and sits down for dinner and everything. And, um, You know, Lael and Keeley have really only been around each other in the company of other people. And we've never had one-on-one time. So now it's going to be the Keeley and Lael show.
Yeah, things are moving quickly with Keeley and I. You know, we're a speed of light. Lael's back there in the caboose. So I need her to come along the journey and get to know Keeley a bit better. Don't ask for peanuts. People might be allergic. So he brings her flowers and she's so sweet. I mean, this girl is like raised right. She's a very nice girl.
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Chapter 4: How does the dinner with Keely and Lael unfold?
There's someone who's courting someone on Bravo, who's actually like willing to make concessions for the woman. That's so shocking. So, um, yeah, so basically it's, it's a nice scene, uh, with the three of them. So now we go to Kyle's house and Kyle's with Porsche in the kitchen and Kyle's like,
feel so tired right now the dogs woke me up so early i was like i you know i can't i can't with these dogs they woke up at five in the morning stop feeding them kombucha she's like well i had to get to the kombucha supply i'm going out of town i'm gonna be gone five days kombucha doesn't last
So Portia's like, okay, what time do they wake you up? She's like, five in the morning, can you believe it? She's like, that's brutal. So dad comes over and Portia's like, well, I've been getting tired at like nine and waking up at eight because you're up. Like I'm still on you're up time. Bonjour, dad.
You know, there's like a large portion of adults who are like, is that what that's called? Europe time? I thought that was being over 40 time. So Mauricio walks in. He's like, hey, how's everyone? Oh my God, the dog got so big. What? What do you mean the dog got so big? All they talk about now are the dogs. They can't talk about anything else because it's too much of a trigger issue.
Yeah, so she's like, dad, you're hot. Like, why are you so hot, dad? He's like, oh, look, I haven't seen your baby. Sorry, it was both. He's like, oh, I haven't seen your baby. Yeah, look at you. Wow, look at you. Oh, wow, Kyle. Hello, Kyle. How are you, Kyle? She's like, oh, I'm good. How are you? I'm really like, hold on. I'm working on my forehead veins here. to cry i'm gonna cry
Like, I don't know what this relationship is that Mauricio has with this like young skank, but like, I don't know if it's just like a passing thing or a serious thing. Cause I know how women are. Oh, really? Thanks. That's so shitty.
Um, so Kyle's like, so how are they like, uh, shoot music videos with like basically making out with you while you're married to some other guy, like coming to your friend's Memorial and kind of making out with you, uh, on camera while you're married, that kind. I mean, come on, give me a fucking break. Stop shaming the fucking women in this. This is Mauricio.
He's making out with someone because you started it. Cut the crap, lady.
But now, on the other hand, Mauricio is becoming like a really embarrassing White Lotus character. He's like, oh, yeah, like, it's great. Like, I went out there and like a lot of spas and like sound healing and spiritual healing. And I got all these cool beads that I'm wearing now. And like, I only partied like five nights out of 25 nights. Like, I don't know.
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Chapter 5: What are Kyle's feelings towards the paparazzi photos?
just think that like his is his is just so cheesy he just is having a very cheesy midlife crisis that's just kind of like oh could you just be more original in your midlife crisis do something interesting you're like open up an ice cream shop or something down bath of meek and else come on here comes one right now
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So, we go back to the caviar and caftans party, and Faye Resnick is like, um, do you know that Moe is trying to get PK and my husband to go to San Tropez? I mean, now he wants to drag my husband into a single lifestyle? I don't think so. Hmm.
um so uh mauricio is like having some hummus now and cause like this is very awkward because we both know what we are both thinking which is gosh those necklaces are distracting so uh yeah that's it that's like what i'm doing sound bath samika knows it's pretty cool nothing else really happened there so uh let me just open some cabinets and close them for a little bit until hopefully you leave the room i guess you're not leaving the room you keep the kombucha like i don't even know what's up or down anymore in here
It's like, sorry, the dogs drank it. That's why they're a little hyper.
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Chapter 6: What are the dynamics as Kyle and Mauricio discuss their situation?
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all right now we know what we said no more singing la la land in the house i'm really getting sick of those songs okay so he's like just she's like i just i don't know what i'm supposed to do now he's like you know i think about like how did we get here like if we care about each other so much how did we allow this to happen everything we built this is the rug being ripped out from under your feet and i did not expect my life to go in this direction
So they're crying in each other's arms, which is sad because regardless of how it happened, they were together for a really long time and it really does suck.
So she's like, I think it makes it pretty clear that this is permanent and I don't think it's going to be easy to come back from that.
They're done. Donezo. So then we go, I still don't believe they're done. I don't know. I don't believe it. Part of me just doesn't believe any of this. So then we go, but you know, I never do. I told you that. I never think people are going to get divorced. It's like War of the Roses. And I'm like, surely Kathleen Turner is going to get back together with Michael Douglas.
I mean, they just have so much in common.
It didn't work out. I mean, I could definitely see these two getting back together because again, they're both going through a midlife crisis. They got married when they were really young. They're kind of having a moment. The kids, kids are all grown up, so they're sort of dealing with the reality of their situation. And again, I do really think like, you know, as much as we talk about like
this Morgan and Kyle situation, I do think that there was something, I feel like Mauricio was not emotionally available to Kyle when she was dealing with her friend's death. I really feel like that was probably something that was going on there. So I just imagine there was a lot of turmoil in that relationship.
But I can also, I don't, I also think there is a chance that once I sort of go through this, their mutual midlife crisis, there is a chance that they could come back together. But honestly, the degree that I care about whether or not they get back together, very low. I really don't care if they get back together or not. Yeah, me too.
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Chapter 7: How are the Housewives preparing for the St. Lucia trip?
Going back to her reunion performance where she was like, wow, what are you? Angry Spice?
So, yeah, now they get on the plane and they fly and it's really fun.
And they're here. They're in St. Lucia. So here we are. So they get the whole people out there and, you know, all of the people playing drums and dancing around and giving them big drinks. And we get to see their rooms and they're super pretty. And Jennifer Tilly's like, wow, how cute.
There's drum people out there.
and there are you know but it's kind of one of those things where you just want to put your down but now you have to watch a show it's like okay right yeah i'm wrapping up i'm i'm glad to um i'm glad to not be a real housewife for that because i don't i don't i don't like welcome speeches i don't like again it's like i need to use the toilet i don't want to listen to something yeah ben's like poop time can we steal drum can i poop in your steel drum
I know you gotta steal a drum. Do you have a tishy? Cause this butt needs a bidet at the moment. So welcome to the Windjammer. So they're there. By the way, they got like monogrammed pillowcases. That was very impressive. Did you see that? I sure did.
So they got those. They love them. And then they've watched the Steel Drum Band and stuff. And so the room announcements are here. Eric and Dorit, here. Kyle and Kathy, you're in the villa together. And then Sutton, Garcelle, and Jen.
And she's like, um, wait a minute. I have to sleep in the same bed as Sutton? Oh, God. I've traveled with Sutton before. I don't think we've ever shared a bed. But I have, however, slept next to her on a plane. And she wakes up like this. Oh! Oh!
So, yeah, so Erica goes into her room and she's like, wow, this is stunning. This is maybe Boz is giving Kathy a run for her money. And then the other people go to their villa and Jennifer's like, oh, do we have to climb stairs? Oh, to get to the villa? No, no, no, no, no. oh no, this is too much for me. So they go up the stairs and everything.
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