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Chapter 1: What are the hosts' first impressions of Summer House Season 9?
Going so well. How's it going over with you? Good. I'm getting over my cold. I'm feeling much better. I even did a couple push-ups today. What do you think of that?
That's wonderful. And I did no push-ups today, but I have a very skinny yellow straw that is poking through into the screen.
Oh, my God. It's one of the new cast members of Summer House.
everybody welcome to the show it is first day of summer house coverage 2025 season nine what will happen with carl what will happen with lindsey who let preschoolers into this house oh my god you are too young go home i'm worried for you i'm pulling up my white my white auntie ronnie caring van and throwing you in there these boys will ruin you girls get out of there
This is the strangest casting the show has ever done. Arguably Bravo has ever done is basically have like two adolescents join the show. I know that they're 26, but I'm not totally sure. I'm pretty sure they're 13. I don't believe it. I don't believe those girls are 26. No. Anyway, I think they're actually AI generated. They're AI generated, especially.
Well, there's like Bailey and then there's the girl who gets all the attention. I forgot her name. What's her name again? Oh, God. I guess we'll find out. 90 times today. Yeah. I just remember that there's Bailey because I made a mental note of remembering Bailey because I was like, the show doesn't remember Bailey because she comes in and they just.
fully ignore her, just this random girl that's in the house in every scene.
She's the new Danielle. They're giving her, she's baby Danielle. It's like they're doing Muppet Babies and that's the Danielle version. A perfectly gorgeous girl who's just going to get completely ignored because she's not blonde, basically. Yes.
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Chapter 2: Who are the new cast members in Summer House Season 9?
And in reality, like, I don't know how old Bailey is, but Lexi is, I think, 26. So she's only four or five years younger than well, West is 29, which is crazy. But she's so Bailey is only three years younger than West and only five years younger than Jesse, who's 31. It's not so it's it's not why they're in the same age group, but they just they read as so young.
It's crazy. Yeah, they really do. And I think because they're both really tiny too. Definitely Bailey seems more together than Lexi. I mean, Lexi just seems like, whereas Bailey, I would trust to get me home at night. You know what I mean? If I was really drunk at the bars when I was younger, that's definitely a friend that I would trust to be around.
Whereas the other one I would feel like is off in a wood, in a wood somewhere, you know, just being giggling at spirits or whatever.
You know, you mentioned that they're like Muppet babies and Bailey reminds me of like a Muppet baby version of Anne from Vanderpump rules and who has had a Superbowl commercial, by the way, a very prominent Superbowl commercial and, Um, but she has like Muppet baby and, and, uh, she just sort of was like, I almost am expecting her to like get groceries for everyone.
They do. They come bearing groceries. I'm going to stick with my, I'm going to stick with my Muppet baby, uh, Danielle for her. Cause she's going to get the Danielle treatment this whole, this whole summer. I could already see it coming.
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Chapter 3: How did Lindsay and Carl's relationship evolve?
and she's like, yeah, no. So everyone sits down, and Lindsay's like, okay, but be careful, Gabby. And they have a little bit where they talk about how this couch is difficult for Gabby, and we see a flashback of her falling over it. So now Gabby's like, I just want to say how excited I am to be here again with all of you guys.
I've been doing Pilates, and I just want everyone to know that we have a totally unplanned speech from Lindsay right now.
Okay, I'm going to say a couple of words, all right? So, uh, Anyway, you know, back when I was born in 1933, times were different then. It was the Great Depression. It was hard to find fruit in the supermarket.
But then came World War II, and then it's like the clock is just like spinning and spinning. It's like 7.30, 7.35, 7.45.
the dust bowl and mama said pull the wagon over and they're like oh my god lindsey jesus christ and then i dated the man who invented hamburgers it was crazy i thought he was lying but then he decided to not put pickles on him and i said who wants a hamburger without pickles guess who won that one and then i just remember that one date i had with a guy and it was interrupted because we finally landed on the moon
So she goes through every man in her life, and we see the scenes of like, when have you ever made a sandwich for me? And we see all of the Lindsay's greatest tan moms. I got the taco contract. Oh yeah, ever? You slept with somebody and you're a bad boss of mine? Well, I'm gonna sleep with 10 guys, men, real men.
It's like, oh, my God. And we saw Piedmont. I mean, we saw everyone. We saw, like, just every, like, it was a, like, this is your life moment. And so she winds him up. This is going on for, like, 25 minutes. Damn.
Here's me with Rob Lowe in 1987.
You guys, Mickey Mouse was much sexier before they colorized him.
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